You guys are FUCKED UP!!!

[Molson]

don't even try to tell me to felch a goat or some shit like that. You guys know it's the goddamn truth.

[Silly Rabbit]

Issues?

[lno]

We love you anyway.

(But felch the goat if you've got some free time.)

[Molson]

I got some straight dope to spread too.

[minty green]

Have you met Jesus?

[Molson]

I've met Jebus, if that counts?

[Stoid]

Fucked up, fucked down, fucked in, fucked out, fucked back, fucked forth...I don't care, just as long as I'm fucked WELL.

[Molson]

*crosses off stoidela off the list*

He's a virgin.

[Flymaster]

Virgin, pornographer...same diff.

[Upham]

Dude, maybe you wanna do a search for the "you guys are all crazy" thread from a while back...

Then get off the Coke, George W did and look at him now!

[Enderw24]

well, he might be a virgin, but I'm wondering what Stoidela the female thinks about that.

Here's my issue you nutsacking ballhogging sweat off a babboon's scrotum wrinkle in time loving qwerty typing not going to remember this because I'm drunk off my ass right now biting George W Bush telepromting going on the undernet and chatting, amazingly still spelling correctly even though it's a stream of thought writing, use of felching overusing, OJ Simpson framing, fat bastard: Newsweek. Yeah, that's right. I have an issue to Newsweek. Fucking cripes on a plate of scrambled eggs, this almost makes sense to me. I'm going to get more vodka.

[relic_11]

Pissy, pissy! WTF dude? What'd we ever do to YOU!

[relic_11]

BTW, I like you Enderw24

[Yue Han]

Molson, you crazy fuck, I'm so glad you've taken time off from babbling about dolphin sex to make vague statements about everyone on the Board.

Listen here, you goddam half-wit, there are millions of ones and zeroes who killed themselves because they can't live with guilt of having brought your gibberish to my monitor. Please stop posting things that make no sense.

--John

[Molson]

Ender, I will not remember that in the morning.

[Arden Ranger]

For Gods sakes' man, put down the pipe!

Unless you just want people to think you have an IQ rivaled only by garden tools.

[Enderw24]

Good, that makes two of us.

Wait, if I can remember to check back and I can remember to press reply and submit and I can spell most of the words correctly, I can certainly remmeber to remember this tomorrow. Then again, I'm anal. My room is a mess, but I can somehow remember to type every word correctly. Well, not every word. I do know about the remember up above but I'm too lazy to correct it. Fuck. I'm sorry mods, but if I've got to use my drunk posts posting somewhere it might as well be the pit. Hi Coldfire, because you read everything. Hi JC, I'm jewish, but I still love ya. Hi Arnold, I don't really know you but I thought Fenris's spoof in ATMB was absolutely hilarious. Um...hi Cecil. Ironic that you don't actually read too much about your message board, but if I were you I probably wouldn't either. Look at the shit I'm writing. That vodka's hitting me now.

Was there an actual rant here? What the hell was this thread started for? I'm gonna complain about that. And relic_11, thanks. I hope you and your boyfriend get together soon. Amazing that I can remember menutia like that even in a time of near comotose brain activity. OK, back to the undernet.

[TVeblen]

Originally posted by Molson
I've met Jebus, if that counts?

Yeah, right.
Check back when you've met The Blob, The Thing, Ann Murray, It, Them, The Swarm, Celine Dion, BigFoot, the Loch Ness Monster, The Witch Of Endor, The Mummy, Regis Philbin, Godzilla, The Creature From The Black Lagoon, Callista Flockheart and the entire dancing revue of Hieronymous Bosch demons. SOP for this place.
Jebus?! The lame-ass wannabe troll?

Nah. Doesn't register.

[anya marie]

Don't you have any links or cites, grasshopper?








we are waiting!!!

[Molson]

Mr. Moderator guy is playing games with me :(

[Molson]

He who'eth casteth the first stone...licketh thy belly butoneth.

[Lynn Bodoni]

This thread is mundane, pointless, and boring. So I'm closing it.

Lynn
Administrator
For the Straight Dope