Charlie Sheen, you moron...

[twickster]

Some people might learn a lesson after losing a Mercedes to a joy-rider who drove it off a cliff: not Charlie Sheen, though. (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100615/ap_en_ot/us_people_charlie_sheen)

What a maroon.

ETA: Will the people who were defending him in this thread (http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=550965) step up and do so again?

[Robot Arm]

To lose one Mercedes may be seen as a misfortune; to lose two looks like carlessness.

[Vinyl Turnip]

What is he doing to those cars that's driving them to suicide?

[Diceman]

For most people, driving over a cliff and living to tell the tale would be a miracle. For Charlie Sheen, it's a dare.

[Tapioca Dextrin]

What is he doing to those cars that's driving them to suicide?

He's still making Two and a Half Men. That's enough.

[Sampiro]

To lose one Mercedes may be seen as a misfortune; to lose two looks like carlessness.

I see what you did with Oscar, there...:D

[twickster]

To lose one Mercedes may be seen as a misfortune; to lose two looks like carlessness.

Bravo! You win the thread.

[Robot Arm]

Thank you, both.

[TWDuke]

Some people might learn a lesson after losing a Mercedes to a joy-rider who drove it off a cliff: not Charlie Sheen, though. (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100615/ap_en_ot/us_people_charlie_sheen)

What a maroon.

ETA: Will the people who were defending him in this thread (http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=550965) step up and do so again?In the last thread you mocked him for leaving his car in the driveway with the keys in it, and it turned out it was stolen from a locked garage. Some people might have learned to wait until the facts are in.

Which is not to say that Charlie Sheen's not a moron.

[The Second Stone]

Maybe one of the many enemies he has made keeps stealing his cars and rolling them off cliffs. Or Jon Cryer is a really bad driver.

[Cat Whisperer]

He has to keep making the big bucks to pay for his insurance. Youch!

[MovieMogul]

Maybe one of the many enemies he has made keeps stealing his cars and rolling them off cliffs. Or Jon Cryer is a really bad driver.Why can't it be both?

[AuntiePam]

Same thing happened once to my first husband. Except that it was a 1963 Pontiac. And except that my husband was driving drunk and wrecked the car. And except that he walked home and called and reported the car stolen. Hmmmmm.

[Sage Rat]

In the last thread you mocked him for leaving his car in the driveway with the keys in it, and it turned out it was stolen from a locked garage. Some people might have learned to wait until the facts are in.

Which is not to say that Charlie Sheen's not a moron.

Sounds like an inside job.

[Tim R. Mortiss]

So he gets a car stolen every five months. At this rate, he'll be out of cars in..... sixty months?.......TRM

[Mahaloth]

What is he doing to those cars that's driving them to suicide?

You don't want to know.

:shudder:

You don't want to know.

:eek:

[Bob Ducca]

This is what happens when you hire Toonces as your chauffeur.

[Sampiro]

This is what happens when you hire Toonces as your chauffeur.

When Sheen heard there was a pussy who could drive your car, any reason was cast off like a backpack in a retreat.