here's something mundane and/or pointless

[kidneyfailure]

I went to a birthday party last night and had more than my fair share of drinks. I went home totally rubber-legged to mrs.kidneyfailure who was sleeping peacefully. At one point in the night, after I got up to take a piss, I got into bed with my mother-in-law thinking it was my own bed. I cuddled up to her and put my arm around her (thinking she was my wife, of course) until she said, "what are you doing?" and I realized what the hell was going on. It was extremely embarrassing. The two of them have been making fun of me all morning.

[Khadaji]

OK, that made me laugh. I hardly ever drink enough to do that anymore, but back in the day...

[Really Not All That Bright]

It could have been much worse. She could have thought you were her husband.

[Superhal]

I think I read a story like this online somewhere..the ending was a bit different though.

[kidneyfailure]

It could have been much worse. She could have thought you were her husband.

:::SHUDDER:::

Dude, please. I just ate.