Twitards are biting each other to show affection?

[Justin_Bailey]

http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/twilight-movie-effect-teens-biting-vampire-fascination/story?id=11122324

Probably not, but it's the latest teenage sex rumor, courtesy of Good Morning America.

For further proof, watch the video to see the douchebag who claims to bite his girlfriend regularly. If he's ever touched a female bosom, I'll eat my hat.

Then there's this paragraph from the second page:

Some teens are even posting their adventures in biting on the Internet. Videos have popped up on YouTube and there are even Facebook pages devoted to the subject.

I just looked, no such YouTube videos or Facebook pages exist.

ABC News, in the parlance of the Internet, EPIC FAIL.

[Vinyl Turnip]

Of course not, they were all removed by the... who do they fight? Werewolves, right?

Who wants to start a bogus "trend" story about groups of teens baying at the moon and sniffing each other's crotches?

[AClockworkMelon]

I bite all my girlfriends.

What's Twilight?

[salinqmind]

I wouldn't be surprised in the slightest if this idiocy turned out to be a real thing for a few of the delusional, it was only a matter of time. I can only wonder how someone ten years from now, pushing a shopping cart through Walmart, not "living forever", without an Edward Cullen by her side, would feel about a toothmark scar from whats-his-name on her neck? Shame, or more likely a bittersweet memory from the exciting romantic past?

[thelurkinghorror]

This is way older than Twilight. Gothy kids have been doing it for awhile. The pussies who can't stand blood are "psychic vampires" and don't bite, just pretend to suck out souls or something.