And the dumbest person on the planet is...

[Nobody]

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Erick Jhonson (http://www.techeye.net/internet/woman-says-3d-porno-made-her-pregnant)[sic]
He comes home from Iraq, finds his wife pregnant, and pretty much believes her when she says it happened from watching 3D porn.

It seems he actually buys her story, however. “I see it as suspicious. The films in 3D are very real. With today’s technology, anything is possible,” he said.


Jennifer explained that “a month after watching the movie, I started feeling dizzy and the results were positive.”


He's like a real-life Dale Gribble.

[Dallas Jones]

And the dumbest person on the plant is...

Yeah, that 'plant' makes everyone dumb.

[Askance]

And the dumbest person on the plant is...
... a vegetable?

[Nobody]

:smack::smack::smack:
OK, he's the second dumbest, I'm the first. :D
I'll notify a mod.

[Oakminster]

:smack::smack::smack:
OK, he's the second dumbest, I'm the first. :D
I'll notify a mod.

I will personally...um...say tsk,tsk with stern disapproval in my voice...at any mod that bails you outta this one. That Gaudere dude gotcha, fair and square.
:D

[Beware of Doug]

Erick Jhonson might not be the dumbest person on the planet, but I'll betcha whoever it is couldn't spell their own name any better than he can.

[carnivorousplant]

I take this personal!





:)

[Count Blucher]

... a vegetable?

Who knew chlorophyll came in ribbed...? :eek:

[Mahaloth]

Well, this lady looks like the dumbest person in a plant. (http://media.photobucket.com/image/stupid%20plant/Intricate_Girl/toastthetrends/FASHION/III/Issey%20Miyake/fern.jpg)

Still, it's close.

[Beware of Doug]

Hey now, don't you dis haute couture. It's both art and big money (http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=570032), so take it seriously! ;)

[ataraxy22]

I wonder where the Jolly Green Giant fits into this schema?

[pulykamell]

I'm not buying this "news story" for a second.

[pulykamell]

Ah, and a little digging seems to indicate the story comes from a satirical Brazilian newspaper Sensacionlista (http://translate.google.com/translate?js=y&prev=_t&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&layout=1&eotf=1&u=http%3A%2F%2Fsensacionalista.virgula.uol.com.br%2Findex.php%3Foption%3Dcom_content%26view%3Darticl e%26id%3D156%3Amulher-engravidou-vendo-filme-porno-3d%26catid%3D40%3Amundo%26Itemid%3D113&sl=pt&tl=en).


A week ago we published an article about the woman Who claimed to get pregnant after watching a porn movie 3d. The article was fake and we used a photo that we found on the internet. The article Was fake and We Used the Photo That we found on the Internet. Unfortunatelly, the article spread around the world because some sites thought that it was real.

[twickster]

Fixed the spelling in the thread title (from "plant" to "planet").

[Mahaloth]

Fixed the spelling in the thread title (from "plant" to "planet").

Party Poper.

[Oakminster]

I will personally...um...say tsk,tsk with stern disapproval in my voice...at any mod that bails you outta this one. That Gaudere dude gotcha, fair and square.
:D

Fixed the spelling in the thread title (from "plant" to "planet").

I am a man of my word. Let the record reflect that I hereby do willfully and deliberately say TSK, TSK in your general direction, with a most stern and disapproving tone of voice. As further punishment, I am now raising one eyebrow, and staring in exasperation.

Let that be a lesson to you, young lady.
:D

[twickster]

I'm sure I won't sleep a wink tonight.

[Oakminster]

Hey, I know I was harsh, but I did give fair warning. You almost got the dreaded-double-eyebrow-raise-while-peering-over-glasses-that-I-don't-usually-wear-of-doom.

[Nobody]

Ah, and a little digging seems to indicate the story comes from a satirical Brazilian newspaper Sensacionlista (http://translate.google.com/translate?js=y&prev=_t&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&layout=1&eotf=1&u=http%3A%2F%2Fsensacionalista.virgula.uol.com.br%2Findex.php%3Foption%3Dcom_content%26view%3Darticl e%26id%3D156%3Amulher-engravidou-vendo-filme-porno-3d%26catid%3D40%3Amundo%26Itemid%3D113&sl=pt&tl=en).
I found that story more sad than funny, but I'm glad it turned out to be fake.

[Sunspace]

So they don't really have 3D porn?

[Nobody]

I will personally...um...say tsk,tsk with stern disapproval in my voice...at any mod that bails you outta this one. That Gaudere dude gotcha, fair and square.
:D
I'm pretty sure that Gaudere is a woman.

[Nobody]

So they don't really have 3D porn?
I don't rent or buy porn, but I'd be surprised if they didn't.

[Oakminster]

I'm pretty sure that Gaudere is a woman.

Well damn. Next you'll tell me she was a moperator. :smack:

[Rilchiam]

Well, this lady looks like the dumbest person in a plant. (http://media.photobucket.com/image/stupid%20plant/Intricate_Girl/toastthetrends/FASHION/III/Issey%20Miyake/fern.jpg)



No, this (http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/bfm_gallery/2010/03/lindsay_lohan_takes_a_fall_into_a_cactus_-_03232010/gallery_main/gallery_main-lindsay-lohan-fall-cactus-photos-03242010-13.jpg) is the dumbest person in a plant.

ETA: And this is the funniest (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9w9KrN_c82o) person in a plant.

[njtt]

This reminds me of the story about the man whose wife got pregnant before he had even had a chance to have sex with her. She told him God did it.

[Nobody]

Well damn. Next you'll tell me she was a moperator. :smack:
I'm slowly climbing the intelligence ladder. I'm now one rung above Oakminster. :p

[Autolycus]

I'm slowly climbing the intelligence ladder. I'm now one rung above Oakminster. :p

So, what you're saying is that Nobody is smarter than Oakminister?

[Nobody]

So, what you're saying is that Nobody is smarter than Oakminister?
OK mister, just for that terrible pun I'm now one rung higher than you. :D

[Ale]

Scrolling down the OP was pure nerve wrenching expectation, imagine my relief when it wasn't my name in the link!

I feel like I dodged a bullet.

[Nobody]

Scrolling down the OP was pure nerve wrenching expectation, imagine my relief when it wasn't my name in the link!

I feel like I dodged a bullet.
At least you didn't screw up the name of a thread AND fall for a fake story at the same time. :(

[multimediac17]

Any thread that reminds us of Lindsay Lohan Falling Into A Cactus (a watershed moment for popular culture) is absolutely worth it.

[Gatopescado]

This reminds me of the story about the man whose wife got pregnant before he had even had a chance to have sex with her. She told him God did it.

This couldn't have turned out well.......

[Cuckoorex]

This couldn't have turned out well.......

I hear the kid has a huge cult following.

[Smeghead]

I hear the kid has a huge cult following.

He's bigger than, well, I dunno. Can't think of a good example to finish that sentence.

[Drain Bead]

He's bigger than, well, I dunno. Can't think of a good example to finish that sentence.

The Beatles?

[EvilTOJ]

Bigger than plastics?

[Ellen Cherry]

This thread is devolving into one of the lower life forms.

[Wile E]

This thread is devolving into one of the lower life forms.

Amoeba? Slime molds? Lawyers?

[Nobody]

Amoeba? Slime molds? Lawyers?
Even worse. Used car salesmen.