Youuu!

[marochko]

That's right! I'm pitting YOU. I've tried being patient but clearly all of you are too important to help me with my question. http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=575975

You're all a bunch of pretentious, ignorant, cock-shining, pathetic virgin, penis-pumping losers!

....

It felt good to get that off my chest.

[Euphonious Polemic]

I'm sorry, but I don't watch this show "Oz" you refer to in your question. I'm reasonably confident that many other posters here do not watch it either.

It is likely that of that small subset who do, in fact watch this show, most of them have not a clue about the answer to your obscure question, so that is why they did not reply.

Of those who watch the show, and may have a clue about what the hell you're going on about, I'm sure that pretty much all of them did not even see your initial question.

Perhaps there was one or two posters here who watch the show, saw your question, and might have a guess about the answer.

But go ahead and slag the 99.99% of everyone else who does not deserve it. And perhaps you could also eat a bag of dicks. Jerk.



ETA: And you expected your answer to this question in 1 hour and 20 minutes? And when you didn't get an answer you went off like a jackass?

Self-centered assbag.

[marochko]

I'm sorry, but I don't watch this show "Oz" you refer to in your question. I'm reasonably confident that many other posters here do not watch it either.

It is likely that of that small subset who do, in fact watch this show, most of them have not a clue about the answer to your obscure question, so that is why they did not reply.

Of those who watch the show, and may have a clue about what the hell you're going on about, I'm sure that pretty much all of them did not even see your initial question.

Perhaps there was one or two posters here who watch the show, saw your question, and might have a guess about the answer.

But go ahead and slag the 99.99% of everyone else who does not deserve it. And perhaps you could also eat a bag of dicks. Jerk.



ETA: And you expected your answer to this question in 1 hour and 20 minutes? And when you didn't get an answer you went off like a jackass?

Self-centered assbag.

Oz is one of the best shows that aired on HBO and has a huge fan base. Also, it was more of a Zuill Bailey question more than anything. No need to get your panties in a knot.

[twickster]

No need to get your panties in a knot.

Pot ... kettle ....

[AClockworkMelon]

Oz is one of the best shows that aired on HBO and has a huge fan base.Are the other fans impatient, whiny bitches like you?

[silenus]

Let's see....you bump the post 15 minutes after posting (in the wrong forum), then slag everybody 1 hour after that. Impatient little pig-fucker, aren't you?

[dzero]

First, if you want people to help you, then don't be a dick - something you should have learned in preschool.

Second, maybe the reason no one responded is because no one knows, to wit:

source (http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/oz/sonata_de_oz.php)

Season 6 | Episode 3 | Aired on 2003.01.19

We fade up on the long-deceased Eugene Dobbins, banging out a lovely little ditty on his cello in Hill's God Pod. Unfortunately, even my father -- a man who steadfastly refuses to listen to any music composed after the year 1811 -- was unable to identify the piece he's performing. So I'm just going to assume that it's the episode's titular sonata. Why? Because "titular" is fun to say. And also because it makes me wonder if maybe that shouldn't be "pudding pop-ular" instead.

btw, it took me all of 5 minutes of searching to find that out. Maybe instead of bitching you should work on your google kung fu.

[Euphonious Polemic]

Oz is one of the best shows that aired on HBO and has a huge fan base. Also, it was more of a Zuill Bailey question more than anything. No need to get your panties in a knot.

I don't watch HBO, I don't give a shit about your fabulous "Oz", did not even see your original question, and more to the point, I did not craft this whiny little pissy rant in the pit.

I'm fine. You're still a dick though.

[Idle Thoughts]

You only had it up a few minutes before bumping it. I've had topics up for two or three hours before they got one reply. And a few times they sank with (gasp) no replies. Practice patience and realize not anyone may know the answer or that who would know might not be on in that one hour before your hissy fit.

[Johnny L.A.]

I've had topics up for two or three hours before they got one reply.

I asked a question in January 2005. It took three and a half hours to get one reply with a ballpark (wrong) guess, and no other replies. I asked again at the end of 2009 and finally got an answer. So... just under five years.

You have to be patient.

[Frank]

That's right! I'm pitting YOU. I've tried being patient but clearly all of you are too important to help me with my question. http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=575975
I watched a few episodes of Oz way back when. I have an answer to your question: I don't know.

Did that help?

[Bryan Ekers]

I liked Oz.


The OP, however, is an asshole.

[Chefguy]

You only had it up a few minutes before bumping it. I've had topics up for two or three hours before they got one reply. And a few times they sank with (gasp) no replies. Practice patience and realize not anyone may know the answer or that who would know might not be on in that one hour before your hissy fit.

Oh hell, I've had a query sink like a stone, then suddenly be found by somebody searching for something else and return from the dead.

As for the OP: Pretentious! Moi?

[Slithy Tove]

Shostakovich. Oh, it's definitely Shostakovich.

(as a pretentious, ignorant, cock-shining, pathetic virgin, penis-pumping loser, I might as well just pull an answer out of my ass)

[Bryan Ekers]

Since the question relates to Oz, things in and out of asses seems perfectly on point.

[dzero]

Shostakovich. Oh, it's definitely Shostakovich.

(as a pretentious, ignorant, cock-shining, pathetic virgin, penis-pumping loser, I might as well just pull an answer out of my ass)

Personally, I would have made something up and then laughed my ass off when he came back to complain about not being able to find a single reference to the fictitious composer.

I guess I'm just not as evil as I imagine myself to be.

[Slithy Tove]

... not being able to find a single reference to the fictitious composer.

Fictitious?

(checks spelling)

Fictitious? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBLOmdu83Ns&feature=related)

[Cat Whisperer]

I'm not a virgin. :mad:

[dzero]

Fictitious?

(checks spelling)

Fictitious? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBLOmdu83Ns&feature=related)

Sorry dude, I wasn't saying Shostakovich is fictitious. He's one of the few modern composers I've heard that I sort of like.

No, I was saying that had I thought of making something up, I would have given him a completely fictional name just to screw with him.

[Blank Slate]

I thought the OP's linked thread was hilarious. It was a put-on, right?

[HMS Irruncible]

Dnftt

[Slithy Tove]

No, I was saying that had I thought of making something up, I would have given him a completely fictional name just to screw with him.

Oh - cool. Well in that case it's definitely Gleizenbaugh. (http://www.google.com/#hl=en&source=hp&q=gleizenbaugh&btnG=Google+Search&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=gleizenbaugh&gs_rfai=&pbx=1&fp=ad526d12389e3c08)

[Autolycus]

I think the composer was Engelbert Humperdinck.

[Frank]

Fictitious?

(checks spelling)

Fictitious? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBLOmdu83Ns&feature=related)
Look, we all know he was the bass player for Culture Club.

[Cat Whisperer]

Dnftt
But he's so keeeyuuuuuute!

Ow. He just bit me.

[Bryan Ekers]

Y'know, in Oz they knock out the new fish's teeth to prevent that....

[Polycarp]

Let's see....you bump the post 15 minutes after posting (in the wrong forum), then slag everybody 1 hour after that. Impatient little pig-fucker, aren't you?

Silenus! How rude of you! Doper pigs have better taste!

[Polycarp]

I'm not a virgin. :mad:

I don't think Madonna sung that, not even on Oz. ;)

[PlainJain]

Ok, guys, it looks like it worked - I think he's gone. High fives all around. Let's check the list and see who we ignore next...

[Autolycus]

penis-pumping losers!

Band name!

[silenus]

penis-pumping losers!

Band name!


KISS Insane Clown Posse Republicans Nah...too easy.

[3trew]

I'm not a virgin. :mad:

I don't think Madonna sung that, not even on Oz. ;)

I believe that was Beecher's backup number for the talent show.

[Enderw24]

I'd think twice before I started a pit thread against Time's 2006 Person of the Year.

[Lynn Bodoni]

Oz is one of the best shows that aired on HBO and has a huge fan base. Also, it was more of a Zuill Bailey question more than anything. No need to get your panties in a knot. "Huge" fan base or not, not everyone subscribes to HBO, and of those subscribers, not everyone is going to watch that particular show, and of those watchers, damn few of them are going to know the answer right off the top of their heads, and of those who actually know what the answer is, damn few of them are SDMB posters who actually log onto the SDMB and happen upon your question.

Nobody is obliged to answer any questions. And people are certainly going to feel less inclined to answer YOUR questions now.

[El Presidente]

On behalf of all the Dopers, I apologize to marochko for our dismal failure on that thread. We will all work hard to do better next time.

[Attack from the 3rd dimension]

No, I was saying that had I thought of making something up, I would have given him a completely fictional name just to screw with him.

Oh - cool. Well in that case it's definitely Gleizenbaugh. (http://www.google.com/#hl=en&source=hp&q=gleizenbaugh&btnG=Google+Search&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=gleizenbaugh&gs_rfai=&pbx=1&fp=ad526d12389e3c08)

That was dead on the money. Where were you in the original thread, when the OP was looking for this exact answer?

[marochko]

On behalf of all the Dopers, I apologize to marochko for our dismal failure on that thread. We will all work hard to do better next time.

Thank you, It's good to know that there is some people in this world who AREN"T Ignorant and that can actually stand up for the little guy and his belief's. I SAULTE EL PRESIDENTE, ARRRRRRRIBA!!!1!

[marochko]

I'm not a virgin. :mad:

Wow, this one is FIESTY FRESH. Listen, since you admited to me that you Arent a virgin, I can only assume you are sexual promiscuous. How bout you and me go get a drink or something? Provided that you do not exceed 170 IBS. ;)

[Lynn Bodoni]

Listen, since you admited to me that you Arent a virgin, I can only assume you are sexual promiscuous. You really excel at logic, don't you?

I'm not a virgin. I'm not promiscuous either. I've had sex with two men in my life...and I've been married to one of them for over 30 years, and been monogamous with him for that same time. There's more choices than either being a virgin or being a slut.

[EvilTOJ]

You know, they say when you're up to your chin in shit, first thing to do is close your mouth.


It's good advice.

[Manduck]

I'll get to it as soon as I think my cock is shiny enough.

[aruvqan]

I'm sorry, but I don't watch this show "Oz" you refer to in your question. I'm reasonably confident that many other posters here do not watch it either.

It is likely that of that small subset who do, in fact watch this show, most of them have not a clue about the answer to your obscure question, so that is why they did not reply.

Of those who watch the show, and may have a clue about what the hell you're going on about, I'm sure that pretty much all of them did not even see your initial question.

Perhaps there was one or two posters here who watch the show, saw your question, and might have a guess about the answer.

But go ahead and slag the 99.99% of everyone else who does not deserve it. And perhaps you could also eat a bag of dicks. Jerk.



ETA: And you expected your answer to this question in 1 hour and 20 minutes? And when you didn't get an answer you went off like a jackass?

Self-centered assbag.

Oz is one of the best shows that aired on HBO and has a huge fan base. Also, it was more of a Zuill Bailey question more than anything. No need to get your panties in a knot.
Then go to a fan site and ask there. If they have such a large fanbase, talking to the fans would be the way to go.

Now bugger off.

[Bryan Ekers]

marochko, are your parents as stupid as yourself, suggesting a genetic component? If not, are they duly ashamed of you or (more mercifully) did they die before seeing what you've become?

[AClockworkMelon]

Listen, since you admited to me that you Arent a virgin, I can only assume you are sexual promiscuous. You really excel at logic, don't you?

I'm not a virgin. I'm not promiscuous either. I've had sex with two men in my life...and I've been married to one of them for over 30 years, and been monogamous with him for that same time. There's more choices than either being a virgin or being a slut.I can't believe you're actually providing him with a reasoned response.

Here, I'll fix it for you.

Wow, this one is FIESTY FRESH. Listen, since you admited to me that you Arent a virgin, I can only assume you are sexual promiscuous. How bout you and me go get a drink or something? Provided that you do not exceed 170 IBS.
HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS

[Biggirl]

Thanks marochko! For ten years (?!) I've been an argumentative bitch here and not once have I been seriously pitted. Now all my dreams have been realized because of you.

My answer to your question: Harold Arlen.

[elninost0rm]

You guys are being trolled so amazingly hard.

I didn't know it was this easy to make satire and have everyone believe it so easily.

[silenus]

Who's believing it? We know the OP is a troll. We just don't care. It's an excuse to riff off each other for awhile. We enjoy it.

Plus, the OP wouldn't know satire if it bit him on his micro-cock.

[Gary "Wombat" Robson]

Marochko, I salute you. After being a member of the SDMB for a paltry 2-1/2 years, you have seen the truth. This is actually a community made of of paid experts in virtually every field. We have our computers on all of the time, with carefully-programmed AI-controlled audible alerts to tell us when someone asks a question in our field of expertise. After hearing the alert, we leap to the keyboard to type a well-researched, carefully-crafted, professionally-edited, over-hyphenated response to the question. The entire system is designed so that no unpaid guest will ever have to wait for an unreasonable amount of time for an answer (80 minutes? Unheard of!).

However, we collectively decided that you are a useless self-centered ass and that we shouldn't help you.

Now that you've seen through the facade that is the SDMB, we shall bow before you and strive to answer your questions as promptly as possible.

(The answer to your original question is that the song is called Requiem for a Douchebag and the composer is Asshat McRectum).

[panman_1960]

DAMN that WOMBAT! I hate it when somebody asks me 'What the hell were you just snorting about?"

SHIT!!!!!! (and stuff and things)

later, Tom.

[Vinyl Turnip]

How bout you and me go get a drink or something? Provided that you do not exceed 170 IBS. ;)

I didn't know Irritable Bowel Syndrome had a scale. What do you measure it with?

[elninost0rm]

Who's believing it? We know the OP is a troll. We just don't care. It's an excuse to riff off each other for awhile. We enjoy it.

Plus, the OP wouldn't know satire if it bit him on his micro-cock.

I don't know...Some of the replies seem pretty miffed.

Could be wrong.

[BubbaDog]

And kids, if you want your cocks to really shine, buff them with some 0000 steel wool and then use a soft damp cloth to apply a mixture of six parts mineral oil and one part lemon juice.


Glad to help

[Lare]

And kids, if you want your cocks to really shine, buff them with some 0000 steel wool and then use a soft damp cloth to apply a mixture of six parts mineral oil and one part lemon juice.


Glad to help
Ok, I tried that and all the feathers came off. Poor thing won't even service the chickens anymore, he's so ashamed.

[Oregon sunshine]

You got me, OP. It appeared to be about TV, so I honestly didn't look at the thread. If that means I'm a jerk, great I guess!

[Blank Slate]

It's either a goof or trolling, but I don't think the guy is a flat out troll. His posting history seems benign, at a quick glance.

[marochko]

All I wanted was a easy simple question answered and all I get are lousy responses. Maybe I should click on those ad's for Giraffe message boards or go back to /b/. It started out as a serious question though, just some how beyond my control, turned into this.

[silenus]

If he isn't a troll, then the default reverts to "asshole." Either way we get to make fun of him and mock his deficiencies as a human being.

[Euphonious Polemic]

All I wanted was a easy simple question answered and .
when you didn't get one in a matter of an hour and 20 minutes, you posted a whiney little post in the pit.

all I get are lousy responses.
in the pit thread, calling you on your whiney little bitchitude.


Maybe I should click on those ad's for Giraffe message boards or go back to /b/.

GREAT idea.


It started out as a serious question though, just some how beyond my control, turned into this.

And you probably would have gotten an answer in the original thread, if you'd been patient. Instead, you posted a whiney little screed in the pit, and now you're crying that it's gone beyond your control. News Flash: You don't control the pit.

[Drunky Smurf]

I am a huge Oz fan. And I know that it was definitely Elton John.

[Attack from the 3rd dimension]

All I wanted was a easy simple question answered and all I get are lousy responses. Maybe I should click on those ad's for Giraffe message boards or go back to /b/. It started out as a serious question though, just some how beyond my control, turned into this.

Yup. Giraffe will help you out. He's known for his compassion and patience with whiners. *


*note to self: see if marochko has gone off to cock-polish at Giraffe's board.

[sunstone]

Gee, I don't know...I had never heard of Zuill Bailey, or the show Oz.

I was able to find the answer to your question as to what character in Season 6 that Mr Bailey played by googling...(the answer is Eugene Robbins). Took me about 3 minutes, but then I'm not computer savvy, being 67 years old....

Just saying.

[Smeghead]

Sooooo.....it's not "Follow the Yellow Brick Road" then, I presume?

[whole bean]

Listen, since you admited to me that you Arent a virgin, I can only assume you are sexual promiscuous. You really excel at logic, don't you?

I'm not a virgin. I'm not promiscuous either. I've had sex with two men in my life...and I've been married to one of them for over 30 years, and been monogamous with him for that same time. There's more choices than either being a virgin or being a slut.

Jesus, this is TMI for a response to someone who's obviously yanking your chain. Folks, settle down, not everyone takes this message board as seriously as you do.

[twickster]

... carefully-crafted, professionally-edited, over-hyphenated

Overhyphenated, indeed. Adverbs don't get hyphens.

[AClockworkMelon]

Maybe I should click on those ad's for Giraffe message boards or go back to /b/.Please do. Pretty please?

[Ichbin Dubist]

The original thread makes me wish that the Internet and every cellphone network would go down for long enough to reset temporal/informational expectations back to a sleepy 1975-ish level. I don't mind stepping over the inevitable piles of iPhone-gripping corpses on my walk to the public library.

[Oakminster]

. It started out as a serious question though, just some how beyond my control, turned into this.

Wrong. It was entirely in your control. You decided to start the thread, then you decided to whine about not getting an answer quick enough, then you pitted the free world for not recognizing your special snowflake status. You've been a whiny, obnoxious, demanding little twat, and now you're getting your well deserved Pitting.

You fucked up. No one else. You and you alone are responsible for this situation. Man the fuck up, apologize, and maybe you can go back to being some obscure poster nobody cares about. Or go the fuck away and bother some other board.

[Slithy Tove]

If not completely satisfied with the Straight Dope Message Board, just return the unused portion of our product, and we'll refund the unspent portion of your money.

[Gary "Wombat" Robson]

Maybe I should click on those ad's for Giraffe message boards or go back to /b/.
Nah. I kind of like Giraffe. I think /b/ is the perfect place for you.

It started out as a serious question though, just some how beyond my control, turned into this.Beyond your control? You should really go back and read what you wrote. I think your results would have been pretty much the same at any forum other than the Whiney Little Douchebag's Big Forum of Q&A. I think they'd have empathized.

[Giraffe]

All I wanted was a easy simple question answered and all I get are lousy responses. Maybe I should click on those ad's for Giraffe message boards or go back to /b/. It started out as a serious question though, just some how beyond my control, turned into this.
That would be fantastic -- we've been meaning to get a huge whiny tard for a while now, but just haven't gotten around to it. Do you have your own suspenders and beanie?

[little*bit]

All I wanted was a easy simple question answered and all I get are lousy responses.

If it was a easy simple question, why did you ask it?
Shit. Fuck. Feltch. Go away.

[LilyoftheField]

All I wanted was a easy simple question answered and all I get are lousy responses. Maybe I should click on those ad's for Giraffe message boards or go back to /b/. It started out as a serious question though, just some how beyond my control, turned into this.

you say that as though it was a bad thing. :confused: but isn't this exactly what you wanted?

I'm not sure why this is in the pit...

[Gary "Wombat" Robson]

That would be fantastic -- we've been meaning to get a huge whiny tard for a while now, but just haven't gotten around to it. Do you have your own suspenders and beanie?We issued him a dunce cap with a propeller. Will that do?

[Drunky Smurf]

All I wanted was a easy simple question answered and all I get are lousy responses. Maybe I should click on those ad's for Giraffe message boards or go back to /b/. It started out as a serious question though, just some how beyond my control, turned into this.
That would be fantastic -- we've been meaning to get a huge whiny tard for a while now, but just haven't gotten around to it. Do you have your own suspenders and beanie?

Ask and ye shall receive.

[MTCicero]

That's right! I'm pitting YOU. I've tried being patient but clearly all of you are too important to help me with my question. http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=575975

You're all a bunch of pretentious, ignorant, cock-shining, pathetic virgin, penis-pumping losers!

....

It felt good to get that off my chest.

I keep forgetting to ask you, marochko: How are things up at Arkham Asylum these days?

I see they've been letting you have free wi-fi access, which is good.

[Oredigger77]

I am so embarrassed I joined in the same year as Marochko. Is there any way to change my join date? I think Aug 2010 would be much better.

ETA: Hey just noticed it's my 3 year anniversary. Damn, time flies.

[Gary "Wombat" Robson]

Happy anniversary, Oredigger77. Don't worry, though, we're not blaming you for marochko ;)

[begbert2]

The original thread makes me wish that the Internet and every cellphone network would go down for long enough to reset temporal/informational expectations back to a sleepy 1975-ish level. I don't mind stepping over the inevitable piles of iPhone-gripping corpses on my walk to the public library.Saw the Great Debates thread, did you?

[marochko]

That's right! I'm pitting YOU. I've tried being patient but clearly all of you are too important to help me with my question. http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=575975

You're all a bunch of pretentious, ignorant, cock-shining, pathetic virgin, penis-pumping losers!

....

It felt good to get that off my chest.

I keep forgetting to ask you, marochko: How are things up at Arkham Asylum these days?

I see they've been letting you have free wi-fi access, which is good.

Arkham Asylum? Really? Seems like a random thing a twelve year old will say. Cecil Adams should really put age restrictions on joining these boards. It will help keep the trolls out like MTCicero

[Oakminster]

I keep forgetting to ask you, marochko: How are things up at Arkham Asylum these days?

I see they've been letting you have free wi-fi access, which is good.

Arkham Asylum? Really? Seems like a random thing a twelve year old will say. Cecil Adams should really put age restrictions on joining these boards. It will help keep the trolls out like MTCicero

As the guy throwing a temper tantrum like a toddler told he can't have a candy bar, you are not really in a position to be calling people 12 year olds. Most 12 year olds I know have a lot more maturity than you've shown.

And trolling does not mean calling you an asshole. That's a statement of fact, supported by ample evidence. Asshole.

[marochko]

In conclusion: Thanks to poster Biffy the vampire slayer who gave me an accurate answer to my original question. Finally knowing what song it was ( Bach Cello Suite #6 if you need to know) really put me in a good mood. So I'm forgiving everyone who posted without giving a serious answer. Thanks agian and God bless :)

[Drunky Smurf]

I keep forgetting to ask you, marochko: How are things up at Arkham Asylum these days?

I see they've been letting you have free wi-fi access, which is good.

Arkham Asylum? Really? Seems like a random thing a twelve year old will say. Cecil Adams should really put age restrictions on joining these boards. It will help keep the trolls out like MTCicero

There is and it is 13.

EDIT: I gave a serious answer. I'm pretty sure Elton John wrote "Bach Cello Suite #6".

[Gary "Wombat" Robson]

You have no idea what your forgiveness means to us.

And, by the way, is cut & paste really all that hard? If Biffy the Elephant Shrew made you so happy, why couldn't you put in that extra quarter-ounce of effort and get the name right? Oh, that's right. It's because you're a boor and you really don't care.

[Yeticus Rex]

removed.

[Giraffe]

In conclusion: Thanks to poster Biffy the vampire slayer who gave me an accurate answer to my original question. Finally knowing what song it was ( Bach Cello Suite #6 if you need to know) really put me in a good mood. So I'm forgiving everyone who posted without giving a serious answer. Thanks agian and God bless :)

Beef be with you.

[silenus]

I was serious when I called the OP an asshole.

[Mtgman]

Wait, hang on. Are we talking about a couple of minutes from a minor character in a cable-only series which aired over seven years ago? Really? And when someone else didn't do your research for you within fifteen minutes, you prodded, and then in an hour you insulted, and in an hour and a half you flamed? WTF?

Enjoy,
Steven

[marochko]

Wait, hang on. Are we talking about a couple of minutes from a minor character in a cable-only series which aired over seven years ago? Really? And when someone else didn't do your research for you within fifteen minutes, you prodded, and then in an hour you insulted, and in an hour and a half you flamed? WTF?

Enjoy,
Steven

I couldnt figure it out so I asked myself who I thought were the best people to handle the job. Cecil Adams never replied to my email. So I decided to ask the teeming millions. Ever have a song stuck in your head? Yeah, well try having the first 10 seconds of that song playing on a loop in your head and not be impatient. I forgive you though.

[Mtgman]

How long did you give Cecil? I'm reasonably sure the term "never" can't apply to the query since it can't possibly have been sent before 2003, and between now and then hasn't been long enough to qualify as "never."

And why would I possibly need your forgiveness?

Enjoy,
Steven

[Mtgman]

I ASKED YOU A QUESTION BITCH!

Enjoy,
Steven

[MTCicero]

I ASKED YOU A QUESTION BITCH!

Enjoy,
Steven

FTW!

[marochko]

How long did you give Cecil? I'm reasonably sure the term "never" can't apply to the query since it can't possibly have been sent before 2003, and between now and then hasn't been long enough to qualify as "never."

And why would I possibly need your forgiveness?

Enjoy,
Steven

It has been a few days. Only sent it ONCE though.

I ASKED YOU A QUESTION BITCH!

Enjoy,
Steven

Geez, even I can wait 15 minutes. I guess that makes you even worse than me, but I would like the take the more christ-like route, so I forgive you.

[Oakminster]

Geez, even I can wait 15 minutes. I guess that makes you even worse than me, but I would like the take the more christ-like route, so I forgive you.

Christ-like? Interesting.

Which of the Gospels contain the story of Jesus calling people "pretentious, ignorant, cock-shining, pathetic virgin, penis-pumping losers"?

[Cat Whisperer]

<snip>
That would be fantastic -- we've been meaning to get a huge whiny tard for a while now, but just haven't gotten around to it. Do you have your own suspenders and beanie?
This implies that you don't already have huge whiny tards on Giraffeboards. :)

[Oakminster]

Geez, even I can wait 15 minutes. I guess that makes you even worse than me, but I would like the take the more christ-like route, so I forgive you.

Christ-like? Interesting.

Which of the Gospels contain the story of Jesus calling people "pretentious, ignorant, cock-shining, pathetic virgin, penis-pumping losers"?

It's been MORE than 15 minutes. <Taps foot impatiently>

After you provide that citation, I'd also like to see a list of all the immediate answers you've provided to other posters. And be quick about it, damn it.

[marochko]

Christ-like? Interesting.

Which of the Gospels contain the story of Jesus calling people "pretentious, ignorant, cock-shining, pathetic virgin, penis-pumping losers"?

It's been MORE than 15 minutes. <Taps foot impatiently>

After you provide that citation, I'd also like to see a list of all the immediate answers you've provided to other posters. And be quick about it, damn it.

It wasn't the christian bible per sei, but here is a link that would answer all questions and more about my beliefs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFZ1jVO3-OE

[Euphonious Polemic]

Beef be with you.

And also with you.


Do we get a burger and beer communion at this church or what?

[Oakminster]

It wasn't the christian bible per sei, but here is a link that would answer all questions and more about my beliefs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFZ1jVO3-OE

Please note the following:

1. I don't give a monkey fuck what you believe.

2. You're an asshole.

3. I just asked Jesus, and He thinks you're an asshole.

4. Ghandi wants to kick you in the balls for being an asshole.

5. Jimmy Carter has offered to buy you a can of spray paint and a ticket to Singapore because they cane assholes over there.

6. Ozzy Osborne muttered something unintelligble, but it ended with him calling you an arsehole. That's British for asshole.

7. Stephen Strasburg says "Ow, my arm hurts, but at least I'm not an asshole like Marcohko."

8. Cowboy Bill Watts said "Let's hook em up, you little asshole."

9. Pete Rose bet a grand on you being an asshole.

10. Ric Flair hollered "Wooooooooo" 23 times in 30 seconds, exposed himself, bounced off the ring ropes, then called you an asshole.

[marochko]

It wasn't the christian bible per sei, but here is a link that would answer all questions and more about my beliefs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFZ1jVO3-OE

Please note the following:

1. I don't give a monkey fuck what you believe.

2. You're an asshole.

3. I just asked Jesus, and He thinks you're an asshole.

4. Ghandi wants to kick you in the balls for being an asshole.

5. Jimmy Carter has offered to buy you a can of spray paint and a ticket to Singapore because they cane assholes over there.

6. Ozzy Osborne muttered something unintelligble, but it ended with him calling you an arsehole. That's British for asshole.

7. Stephen Strasburg says "Ow, my arm hurts, but at least I'm not an asshole like Marcohko."

8. Cowboy Bill Watts said "Let's hook em up, you little asshole."

9. Pete Rose bet a grand on you being an asshole.

10. Ric Flair hollered "Wooooooooo" 23 times in 30 seconds, exposed himself, bounced off the ring ropes, then called you an asshole.
You're facination with assholes intrigues me. That being said, I'm calling you an asshole.
(p.s. I suppose saying "it takes one to know one" may also work.



Beef be with you.

And also with you.


Do we get a burger and beer communion at this church or what?

No, meat is murder.

[Doctor Why]

:eek: I got pitted within 48 hours of joining.

P.S. My post seems too mild for the pit, so get bent, jackass.

[AClockworkMelon]

:eek: I got pitted within 48 hours of joining.Damn it, somebody finally beat me!

[Gary "Wombat" Robson]

Do we get a burger and beer communion at this church or what?I'd attend that church.

But not with marochko. He's an asshole, as Oakminster pointed out.

[susan_foster]

No, no, you've got it wrong. It's YOOOOUUUUUKKKKK. And what did Kevin Youkilis ever do to you?

[Giraffe]

No, meat is murder.
Ridiculous. Killing people is murder. Meat is delicious.

[Doctor Why]

Damn it, somebody finally beat me!
Yeah, but I figure this shouldn't really count since it was a mass pitting. Of course, that's not how I'll tell this story to the grandkids.
...they hated me from the start...
...I was wearing an onion on my belt...
...then I swung my lightsaber...

[Cat Whisperer]

No, no, you've got it wrong. It's YOOOOUUUUUKKKKK. And what did Kevin Youkilis ever do to you?
I think actually it's, "FUUUUUUUU......"

[AClockworkMelon]

no, no, you've got it wrong. It's yoooouuuuukkkkk. And what did kevin youkilis ever do to you?
i think actually it's, "fuuuuuuuu......"
oh shi-

[Kamino Neko]

No, meat is murder.
Ridiculous. Killing people is murder. Meat is delicious.


Meat, however, CAN be murder, if you live in a Roald Dahl story.

[Trepa Mayfield]

Every time I see this thread, I think of the Soulja Boy song (which starts with "YOOOUUU! Soulja Boy..." etc.)

So...screw you, for making me hear bad rap in my head.

[PlainJain]

It wasn't the christian bible per sei, but here is a link that would answer all questions and more about my beliefs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFZ1jVO3-OE

Are you serious? I want an answer to this. Do you really believe this stuff?!

[Autolycus]

I like the South Park episode on Mormonism.

[AClockworkMelon]

It wasn't the christian bible per sei, but here is a link that would answer all questions and more about my beliefs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFZ1jVO3-OE

Are you serious? I want an answer to this. Do you really believe this stuff?!I can't believe you're buying what he's selling.

[CWN]

Geez, even I can wait 15 minutes. I guess that makes you even worse than me, but I would like the take the more christ-like route, so I forgive you.

Christ-like? Interesting.

Which of the Gospels contain the story of Jesus calling people "pretentious, ignorant, cock-shining, pathetic virgin, penis-pumping losers"?

It's not in 1st Corinthians, so it must be in Colossalassholes

[marochko]

It wasn't the christian bible per sei, but here is a link that would answer all questions and more about my beliefs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFZ1jVO3-OE

Are you serious? I want an answer to this. Do you really believe this stuff?!

You must be one of the neutrals. Maybe one day you may become as omnipotent and pious like myself, but until that day, I pity you.

[Oakminster]

You must be one of the neutrals. Maybe one day you may become as omnipotent and pious like myself, but until that day, I pity you.

You misspelled impotent.

[Cat Whisperer]

Why can't anyone just say "me" anymore? Why is everything "myself this" and "myself that?"

[Gary "Wombat" Robson]

Because people who don't know any better think it sounds classier, or more highbrow.

They don't realize it just advertises their lack of English skills.

[PlainJain]

Because people who don't know any better think it sounds classier, or more highbrow.

They don't realize it just advertises their lack of English skills.
Well speaking for me, me and I, me agrees with you.

[Ace309]

No, no, you've got it wrong. It's YOOOOUUUUUKKKKK. And what did Kevin Youkilis ever do to you?

His ridiculous batting stance and then acting like he does nothing to encourage being hit by pitches pisses me off.

[John DiFool]

Every time I see this thread, I think of the Soulja Boy song (which starts with "YOOOUUU! Soulja Boy..." etc.)

So...screw you, for making me hear bad rap in my head.

That's funny-it makes me think of this song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nu2bw2QCOO4), instead, for some strange reason.

[MTCicero]

Because people who don't know any better think it sounds classier, or more highbrow.

They don't realize it just advertises their lack of English skills.
Well speaking for me, me and I, me agrees with you.

But wouldn't it be more accurate to say that me and me agree with you? Or is it just that either me 1 or me 2 agrees with you, but not both?

[Cat Whisperer]

I'm not saying "myself" should never be used, but when it's used in cases where "me" would be perfectly acceptable (such as in post #114), it gets up my nose. Now that I read it more carefully, though, that's not the only thing wrong with post #114 - "as omnipotent and pious like myself"? Good sir, you seem to have stabbed the English language right through the heart. :mad:

[Giraffe]

Ridiculous. Killing people is murder. Meat is delicious.


Meat, however, CAN be murder, if you live in a Roald Dahl story.
James and the Giant Peach? I don't think a peach counts as meat.

[marochko]

Every time I see this thread, I think of the Soulja Boy song (which starts with "YOOOUUU! Soulja Boy..." etc.)

So...screw you, for making me hear bad rap in my head.

Superman dat hoe was my second choice for the thread title

[PlainJain]

Well speaking for me, me and I, me agrees with you.

But wouldn't it be more accurate to say that me and me agree with you? Or is it just that either me 1 or me 2 agrees with you, but not both?
Look, if you can't understand the subtle differences between "me" and "me" in my usage then I'm afraid, dear sir, you are beyond help.

[DrumBum]

Originally posted by marochko
Ever have a song stuck in your head?

Ya know, there is an app for that (http://www.appsafari.com/utilities/6455/shazam/) :D

[Biffy the Elephant Shrew]

Look, if you can't understand the subtle differences between "me" and "me" in my usage then I'm afraid, dear sir, you are beyond help.

It very clear to I and I, mon.

[MTCicero]

Look, if you can't understand the subtle differences between "me" and "me" in my usage then I'm afraid, dear sir, you are beyond help.

It very clear to I and I, mon.

Well, myself still doesn't quite get it.

[BigT]

Okay, so I assume he's already clicked the Giraffe ad. So it's okay to point out that ads work by clicks giving money to the host, right? So, by clicking on the ad, he is supporting the board he hates.

I find it pretty funny.

[marochko]

Okay, so I assume he's already clicked the Giraffe ad. So it's okay to point out that ads work by clicks giving money to the host, right? So, by clicking on the ad, he is supporting the board he hates.

I find it pretty funny.

I dont hate you guys :confused: I thought we all were friends :)

[Oakminster]

No. Some of us are friends, some are neutral, some are hostile. But you're still an asshole.

[marochko]

No. Some of us are friends, some are neutral, some are hostile. But you're still an asshole.

Looks like GrumpyGus doesn't get the joke? Why don't you go fly a kite!

[Giraffe]

Okay, so I assume he's already clicked the Giraffe ad. So it's okay to point out that ads work by clicks giving money to the host, right? So, by clicking on the ad, he is supporting the board he hates.

Yeah, but now I'm out $0.18. :(

[Autolycus]

No. Some of us are friends, some are neutral, some are hostile. But you're still an asshole.

Looks like GrumpyGus doesn't get the joke? Why don't you go fly a kite!

It's raining outside.

[The Second Stone]

Have I regained my virgin status again?

[cochrane]

Geez, even I can wait 15 minutes. I guess that makes you even worse than me, but I would like the take the more christ-like route, so I forgive you.

Christ-like? Interesting.

Which of the Gospels contain the story of Jesus calling people "pretentious, ignorant, cock-shining, pathetic virgin, penis-pumping losers"?

Matthew 21:12-13. It's what He called the money-changers just before He threw them out of the Temple of Herod.

[NOLA Cajun]

Listen, since you admited to me that you Arent a virgin, I can only assume you are sexual promiscuous. You really excel at logic, don't you?
There's more choices than either being a virgin or being a slut.

I'd love to get with a virgin slut. That would rock. All of the virgin tighness without that nasty fear of STD's. Yeah..Cool. <schweng!!>

I'm gonna go masturbate thinking of virgin sluts. I wonder if the muslim suicide bombers virgins in heaven are slutty?

[Mtgman]

:eek: I got pitted within 48 hours of joining.Damn it, somebody finally beat me!
Piffle, people have been pitted while their name was still on the "welcome our newest member" announcement (http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=176075) at the bottom of the main page. I know because one time I was the person who did it (http://boardstest.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=193662). Althought the subject of my pitting claimed otherwise (http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=196938) they were a troll and ended up being banned on their third post (http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=3904066#post3904066). The record time from registration to pitting is VERY short.

Enjoy,
Steven

[AClockworkMelon]

At least I was banned for my lack of content and not for my name! I say piffle to you!

[Cat Whisperer]

You were banned? In the 1950's for 20 minutes?

[marochko]

You were banned? In the 1950's for 20 minutes?

Silly girl, the internet wasnt invited back then :) Don't take it too personally dollface, you're only a woman after all

[Kythereia]

Silly girl, the internet wasnt invited back then :) Don't take it too personally dollface, you're only a woman after all

If you're somehow under the impression you're being cute, you're not. Really.

Does anyone else find it really ironic that marochko is asking after a Bach cello prelude played in a critically acclaimed, award-winning TV series and acting like, well, this?

[marochko]

Silly girl, the internet wasnt invited back then :) Don't take it too personally dollface, you're only a woman after all

If you're somehow under the impression you're being cute, you're not. Really.

Does anyone else find it really ironic that marochko is asking after a Bach cello prelude played in a critically acclaimed, award-winning TV series and acting like, well, this?

Wow, This kitten has claws ;)

[Cat Whisperer]

You were banned? In the 1950's for 20 minutes?

Silly girl, the internet wasnt invited back then :) Don't take it too personally dollface, you're only a woman after all
But what a woman!