Ifs and buts...

[yzzazz]

Could someone please tell me how to end this phrase I heard on an episode of "The Simpsons":
"If ifs and buts were candy and nuts..."
.....?
I yearn for Homer's undying wisdom.

[Satan]

We'd all have a Merry Christmas!

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Yer pal,
Satan

[BobT]

A clean version of this would be

If ifs and buts
were candy and nuts,
Oh what a sweet world
this would be.

I say that when I want to really annoy people. It has never failed to annoy.