Does anyone here know {City} Mom?

[guizot]

She makes $77 an hour on line, has a secret $5 wrinkle trick that dermatologists DON'T want me knowing about, and has discovered a $3 teeth whitening trick that dentists DON'T want me knowing about either.

Just let her know I'm looking for her.

[Freddy the Pig]

If it's any help, she just moved--by an unbelievable coincidence, on the same day and to and from the same towns that I did.

[tdn]

I'd send her over to you, but she's busy losing 5 pounds. I'll leave a message for you, though.

[Jenaroph]

You might not recognize her - I heard she lost a lot of body fat recently using 1 simple rule.




OBEY

[Mr. Moto]

She seems to have a twin sister living where I work.

They're both pretty hawt.

[descamisado]

Just let her know I'm looking for her.She's probably in class 'cause Obama's been mighty keen on sending her back to school.

[Death of Rats]

From the picture, the French media may know where to find her.

[Sunspace]

Isn't she married to Area Man?

[Disheavel]

From the picture, the French media may know where to find her.

I think you are thinking of the higher quality banner ads. These are the cheaper ones with the less attractive Local or Regional Area models.

[guizot]

She's probably in class 'cause Obama's been mighty keen on sending her back to school.Oh yeah? I wonder what class that would be...probably {dead-end trade-school class with massive student loans}. I just wanted to tell her that her two kids, {younger sniveling snot-nosed brat} and {older sniveling snot-nosed brat}, have been doing {typical juvenile petty crime} daily, ever since she ran off with {loser guy #4} that she met at {man's first name}'s bar. I'm just going to have the cops take them to {closest juvenile hall} next time they get picked up, unless she's making so much money on-line doing {sketchy internet nonsense} that she can actually pay for a baby-sitter, because {common woman's name} Mae quit last week.