silent_rob
02-06-2001, 12:24 AM
I was recently digging through my video collection and came across an old copy of Rene Cardona's "Children's Classic" Santa Claus. I vaguely remember it from when I was younger and, having rewatched it, have come to the conclusion that it is one of the creepiest films in existence.
For those not fortunate enough to have seen this 1959 classic, it takes you through Santa's workshop: a floating castle near the north pole. There, Santa has children from all over the world working for him, making his toys. There is a long scene with him going through all of the nations and each of them singing a stereotypical song (or in the case of Africa, beating drums). He also has Merlin working for him, making dust to put children to sleep and a flower that will turn Santa invisible. Santa also has a key smith, who makes him a key to open any door in the world.
Now, while Santa and his sweat-shop practices are somewhat creepy, the demon is very creepy. Yes, there is a demon named Pitch, who is sent to the earth by the devil to make children do naughty things and make Santa angry. This includes trying to make a good girl steal a doll. Pitch blows in her ear and she has this surreal dream with dolls dancing around her in a haze. The dolls have two faces and very creepy voices. We see the dream because...Santa has a machine that can see into dream.
Just wondering if anyone else has seen this. It does have some funny moments, though, because it's pretty corny.
Lucifer: You shall be punished, and instead of red-hot coals, you will eat chocolate ice cream.
Pitch: No! No, Lucifer, King of all Evil Spirits! Not that! By the horns of everything satanic, I beg you! To live I must have heat. Frozen meals are bad for me, especially chocolate! It's very bad for my digestion, which is so delicate.
For those not fortunate enough to have seen this 1959 classic, it takes you through Santa's workshop: a floating castle near the north pole. There, Santa has children from all over the world working for him, making his toys. There is a long scene with him going through all of the nations and each of them singing a stereotypical song (or in the case of Africa, beating drums). He also has Merlin working for him, making dust to put children to sleep and a flower that will turn Santa invisible. Santa also has a key smith, who makes him a key to open any door in the world.
Now, while Santa and his sweat-shop practices are somewhat creepy, the demon is very creepy. Yes, there is a demon named Pitch, who is sent to the earth by the devil to make children do naughty things and make Santa angry. This includes trying to make a good girl steal a doll. Pitch blows in her ear and she has this surreal dream with dolls dancing around her in a haze. The dolls have two faces and very creepy voices. We see the dream because...Santa has a machine that can see into dream.
Just wondering if anyone else has seen this. It does have some funny moments, though, because it's pretty corny.
Lucifer: You shall be punished, and instead of red-hot coals, you will eat chocolate ice cream.
Pitch: No! No, Lucifer, King of all Evil Spirits! Not that! By the horns of everything satanic, I beg you! To live I must have heat. Frozen meals are bad for me, especially chocolate! It's very bad for my digestion, which is so delicate.