Sarah Palin goes camping with Kate Gosselin (+ 8) [Archive]

Pierrot Le Fou

12-07-2010, 08:00 AM

Jesus Christ. Now it's reality crossovers. Fuck it. Any person who thinks Palin is a reasonable choice for president should be sent to a labor camp.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/12/03/sarah-palin-kate-gosselin-camping_n_791697.html

El_Kabong

12-07-2010, 08:16 AM

Any person who thinks Palin is a reasonable choice for president should be sent to a labor camp.

Will there be hot dogs and berries at this camp?

dumbroad

12-07-2010, 08:35 AM

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks Palin is a horrible choice for just about anything. Although, I do love Tina Fey's impression of Palin. HILARIOUS!

joebuck20

12-07-2010, 08:50 AM

Am I the only one fears the black hole that will inevitably be created when these two massive egos come together?

dumbroad

12-07-2010, 08:59 AM

Pierrot Le Fou

12-07-2010, 09:03 AM

Will there be hot dogs and berries at this camp?

Yes.

Poisoned hot dogs and berries

joebuck20

12-07-2010, 09:12 AM

I think Kate is kind of a poser. She seems almost okay on TV, but I'd bet she's a BITCH in private. You can tell by some of the looks she would give John on the show. Yes, I watched the show a few times.

I don't know if you saw her season of Dancing with the Stars, but there was one episode where they showed some behind the scenes footage of her dance partner getting so frustrated with her during practice, that he literally just walked out on her.
So, yeah, I'd say your characterization is a pretty fair one.

Buck Godot

12-07-2010, 09:15 AM

Yes, I watched the show a few times.

Thank you for your honesty. The first step on the road to recovery is to admit you have a problem.:D

dumbroad

12-07-2010, 09:18 AM

Thank you for your honesty. The first step on the road to recovery is to admit you have a problem.:D

LOL I'll never truly recover. I just found it entertaining to see how they handled all those kids! My current obsession is this stupid PI backwoods show. I don't even know the name of it, but it's clearly staged. I can't seem to stop watching it! HELP! :rolleyes:

dumbroad

12-07-2010, 09:24 AM

I don't know if you saw her season of Dancing with the Stars, but there was one episode where they showed some behind the scenes footage of her dance partner getting so frustrated with her during practice, that he literally just walked out on her.
So, yeah, I'd say your characterization is a pretty fair one.

I guess I didn't catch Dancing with the Stars. Maybe she should partner up with Octo Mom.

Sweetums

12-07-2010, 10:29 AM

Why don't that make it a three way reality crossover and invite the bear that ate that "Grizzly Man" fellow? I would tune in to see these two eaten by a bear:cool:

Scuba_Ben

12-07-2010, 10:50 AM

Why don't that make it a three way reality crossover and invite the bear that ate that "Grizzly Man" fellow? I would tune in to see these two eaten by a bear:cool:

That is gross animal cruelty. You should be ashamed of yourself for even suggesting that, Sweetums. How DARE you torment a bear by making it eat Sarah Palin and/or Kate Gosselin.

I recommend relocating the camp series to somewhere north of Nome, far away from roads, and NO CAMERAS. Palin would wither up and die without attention.

Wile E

12-07-2010, 11:30 AM

I was going to say, "please tell me someone got eaten by a bear" but thanks to the previous posts I now realize that would be cruel to the bears. So, please tell me one of them stepped in a bear trap and had to chew her own leg off.

Hung Mung

12-07-2010, 11:47 AM

Why don't that make it a three way reality crossover and invite the bear that ate that "Grizzly Man" fellow? I would tune in to see these two eaten by a bear:cool:The bear would be poisoned by all of the beauty product they wear. I'd rather spare the bear.

Chimera

12-07-2010, 11:49 AM

I read an article on the camping episode.

Basically, although it was a rainy day, the Palins were in high spirits and happy to have company and be camping. The Goslin kids were reportedly having a good time. HOWEVER, The Massive Narcissistic EGO that is called Kate spend the entire time whining and cying about how cold she was and how could anyone else enjoy this...and then packed up the kids and left rather than stay overnight.

Morgenstern

12-07-2010, 12:06 PM

Tell me they slept in the same tent please. ;)

Revtim

12-07-2010, 12:15 PM

I was about to write that if it cements in people's minds that's she's more a reality TV personality and less a leader, that might be good. But then I remembered that people don't want leaders as leaders, they want people they would like to have a beer with as leaders. Oh well.

kaylasdad99

12-07-2010, 01:13 PM

Maybe if we pick one day next year and make her drink a beer with each American, all in one sitting, the alcohol poisoning will take care of the problem for us. :D

Drain Bead

12-07-2010, 02:38 PM

El Gui

12-07-2010, 02:46 PM

MsRobyn

12-07-2010, 05:38 PM

Just when Ms. Gosselin got bumped from the front page of my consciousness. Damn.

:wanders off to read a non-fiction book to keep her mind from turning to mush.:

Mince

12-07-2010, 06:41 PM

...with Kate Gosselin (+ 8)

I off-pit the (mostly) American public that demonstrated enough interest to convince TLC to give this commoner housewife a television show. My God, what has happened to our demand for artistic and intellectual sophistication in our mindless pursuit of trite and banal television programming?

JohnT

12-07-2010, 06:55 PM

For those of us lacking self-respect and who read the entire article, we were rewarded with this gem:

No word on whether the Gosselin kids, some of whom were recently asked to leave school due to anger issues (though Kate insists they weren't expelled), told the Palin children that Santa Claus doesn't exist, as RadarOnline.com is reporting they told kids at school.

Kate, having your kids trash the Palin's future Christmas memories is not a way to move on up in this world, honey.

Dallas Jones

12-07-2010, 07:42 PM

Kate Gosselin will not be the next vice president of this fine country.

Gatopescado

12-07-2010, 07:59 PM

Any person who thinks Palin is a reasonable choice for president should be sent to a labor camp.

I'll bet Obama is hoping she gets the chance to run! :D

Actually, Palin is an amazing woman. If she runs, she'll make me vote Democrat. First time ever. Hell, I told my wife I would campaign Democrat!

Fretful Porpentine

12-07-2010, 10:39 PM

For those of us lacking self-respect and who read the entire article, we were rewarded with this gem:

Kate, having your kids trash the Palin's future Christmas memories is not a way to move on up in this world, honey.

Told which of Palin's children that Santa Claus doesn't exist? Trig presumably isn't old enough to understand, and the next youngest is almost ten, an age at which most kids know the score already.

... Er, not that earth logic applies to anything about this story. Nevermind.

mack

12-08-2010, 05:45 AM

Am I the only one fears the black hole that will inevitably be created when these two massive egos come together?
It'll be fine as long it's in the shower

dumbroad

12-08-2010, 03:36 PM

Southern Fried Stings? Yeah, it took me a couple of episodes to realize it was staged. Then I noticed the disclaimer at the beggining of the show "The following scenes are based on actual events . . .:smack:

LOL That's it! I couldn't think of the name. But, they do sometimes look kind of real. Like when they chased a guy through a restaurant and he got his arm burned pretty bad after he pushed a platter full of vegetables a waitress was conveniently carrying by in the guy's face, and was then tackled onto the grill. Not sure if that was real or not.

bengangmo

12-08-2010, 08:03 PM

I off-pit the (mostly) American public that demonstrated enough interest to convince TLC to give this commoner housewife a television show. My God, what has happened to our demand for artistic and intellectual sophistication in our mindless pursuit of trite and banal television programming?

Well if you were to compare US and Brit TV from the 60s and 70s American TV has always been banal and trite. Since when has the US offered intellectual comedies (ala, The New Statesman, Are You Being Served et al)

Yllaria

12-08-2010, 08:13 PM

For those of us lacking self-respect and who read the entire article, we were rewarded with this gem:

Quote:
No word on whether the Gosselin kids, some of whom were recently asked to leave school due to anger issues (though Kate insists they weren't expelled), told the Palin children that Santa Claus doesn't exist, as RadarOnline.com is reporting they told kids at school.

Kate, having your kids trash the Palin's future Christmas memories is not a way to move on up in this world, honey.

To be fair, suspended isn't the same as expelled. So if they were suspended, she's technically right.

pikey pete

12-09-2010, 12:39 AM

why didnt someone exchange their deoderant for bear bait?

Locrian

12-09-2010, 03:37 AM

Goselin is obsessed with being noticed.

Sarah Palin is obsessed with being noticed.

Instead of camping, I'm wondering why they didn't just go shopping together. Sarah could've put all of Kate's clothes on her new campaign fund. (Sarah probably thinks Kate's a poor woman having to pay alimony to her ex.) :D

Still, I'd fuck the crap out of Kate. If she shut up. Probably won't happen. No Reality TV show for me. :(

Pierrot Le Fou

12-09-2010, 06:50 AM

Still, I'd fuck the crap out of Kate. If she shut up. Probably won't happen. No Reality TV show for me. :(

Make sure you do it in Kate's bed or in the woods while camping.

On the other hand, if you do do it in your bed, you will have an item for Ebay's upcoming scatathon auction.

Revtim

12-09-2010, 01:33 PM

Well if you were to compare US and Brit TV from the 60s and 70s American TV has always been banal and trite. Since when has the US offered intellectual comedies (ala, The New Statesman, Are You Being Served et al)"Are You Being Served" is considered intellectual?

Lute Skywatcher

12-09-2010, 02:15 PM

LOL I'll never truly recover. I just found it entertaining to see how they handled all those kids! My current obsession is this stupid PI backwoods show. I don't even know the name of it, but it's clearly staged. I can't seem to stop watching it! HELP! :rolleyes:

Southern Fried Stings? Yeah, it took me a couple of episodes to realize it was staged. Then I noticed the disclaimer at the beggining of the show "The following scenes are based on actual events . . .:smack:

LOL That's it! I couldn't think of the name. But, they do sometimes look kind of real. Like when they chased a guy through a restaurant and he got his arm burned pretty bad after he pushed a platter full of vegetables a waitress was conveniently carrying by in the guy's face, and was then tackled onto the grill. Not sure if that was real or not.Rule of thumb: if it's shown during primetime on TruTV, it likely isn't.

Rysdad

12-09-2010, 10:42 PM

I'd go camping with Sarah and Kate. And I'd do 'em. Both. Diggity.

gonzomax

12-09-2010, 10:48 PM

So Kate is a participant in Palins snuff film. Wonder if she will get to kill something?

Mince

12-10-2010, 01:54 AM

I'd go camping with Sarah and Kate. And I'd do 'em. Both. Diggity.

Now, by "do 'em," do you mean "do 'em" in a 1930s Bugsy Siegel kind of way; or do you mean "do em" in a 2010 horny construction worker kind of way? It is important you clarify, because either way is understandable.

Rysdad

12-10-2010, 06:52 PM

Now, by "do 'em," do you mean "do 'em" in a 1930s Bugsy Siegel kind of way; or do you mean "do em" in a 2010 horny construction worker kind of way? It is important you clarify, because either way is understandable.

Do 'em. Like, "Get 'er done" doin' em. Do do dooby dooby do 'em. 'Til I'm done.

Then Do 'Em Deux.