Out you two pixies go...

[Wheelz]

Through the door or out the window!

[Elendil's Heir]

I don't think they're listening to you.

[Hypno-Toad]

I've heard the quote in the OP in an episode of MST3K but don't know the source. What is it from?

[Skammer]

I said, why don't you kiss her instead of talking her to death? Aww, youth is wasted on the wrong people.

[Sigmagirl]

Boys and girls and music. Why do they need gin?

[blondebear]

Just a minute! Quiet everybody! Quiet, quiet.

[Paintcharge]

My mouth's bleeding!

[Meltdown]

You sit around here and you spin your little webs and you think the whole world revolves around you and your money. Well, it doesn't, Mr. Potter. In the whole vast configuration of things, I'd say you were nothing but a scurvy little spider.

And that goes for you too!

[Skammer]

You don't like coconut? Hey brainless, do you know where coconuts come from?

[a35362]

To my big brother George -- the richest man in town!

[h.sapiens]

Merry Christmas, you wonderful old Building and Loan!

[descamisado]

Why, the whole town knows you've been giving money to Violet Bick.

[cuauhtemoc]

Hey look, mister - we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere". Is that clear, or do I have to slip you my left for a convincer?

[janis_and_c0]

I've heard the quote in the OP in an episode of MST3K but don't know the source. What is it from?

It's a Wonderful life

I wish I had a million dollars... Hot dog! ...

[Son of a Rich]

Coming soon- "It's a Wonderful Life 2", in which Clarence is cast into hell for not having constructed a bell ringing machine while on Earth.

[Wheelz]

You're worth more dead than alive!

[Labdad]

"Hey, look, mister, we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast. And we don't need any characters around to give the joint atmosphere. Is that clear? Do I have to slip you my left for a convincer?"

[Chefguy]

"Hey, look, mister, we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast. And we don't need any characters around to give the joint atmosphere. Is that clear? Do I have to slip you my left for a convincer?"

Man, that is just so Post #13.

[chirpy singsong voice]Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings![csv]

[a35362]

Just remember this, Mr. Potter, that this rabble you're talking about... they do most of the working and paying and living and dying in this community. Well, it is too much to have them work and pay and live and die in a couple of decent rooms and a bath?

[h.sapiens]

Zuzu's petals!

[Wheelz]

Get me! I'm givin' out wings!

[CalMeacham]

Every time you hear fingernails on a blackboard, a devil gets his horns.

[Intergalactic Gladiator]

Merry Christmas, Mr. Potter!

And happy New Year to you, in jail!

[Elendil's Heir]

Where's that money, you silly stupid old fool? Where's that money? Do you realize what this means? It means bankruptcy and scandal and prison. That's what it means. One of us is going to jail - well, it's not gonna be me.

[Tangent]

What is it you want, Mary? What do you want? You want the moon? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down. Hey. That's a pretty good idea. I'll give you the moon, Mary.

[BMalion]

What, this old thing? Why I just wear this when I don't care how I look.

[Elendil's Heir]

He's making violent love to me, Mother!

[PeskiPiksi]

I want a big one!

[lost4life]

Where's Mary?....

You're not going to like it, George... She's an old maid. She never married!...She's just about to close up the library!

[slightly askew]

I feel like a bootlegger's wife!

[Labdad]

Man, that is just so Post #13.

[chirpy singsong voice]Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings![csv]

oops! :smack:

[Elendil's Heir]

I can't fly. I haven't got my wings!

[a35362]

Every man on that transport died! Harry wasn't there to save them, because you weren't there to save Harry!

[Lare]

Merry Christmas, Mr. Potter!

And happy New Year to you, in jail!
Harry Potter and the Unwonderful LIfe. In theaters December 2011.

[Elendil's Heir]

You look older without your clothes on.

[Skammer]

Hee Haw!

[Jimson Jim]

George: This is a very interesting situation!
Mary: Please give me my robe.
.....
George: I've read about things like this, but I never...
Mary: Shame on you! I'm going to tell your mother on you!
George: Oh, my mother's way up on the corner over there.
Mary: I'll call the police!
George: They're way downtown. They'd be on my side, too.

[Tangent]

Isn't it wonderful? I"m going to jail!

[panamajack]

"You made one mistake, Mr. Potter. You double-crossed me and left me alive!"

[Rocketeer]

I'm all right! I'm allllll right!

[descamisado]

"Now, you listen to me! I don't want any plastics, and I don't want any ground floors, and I don't want to get married - ever - to anyone! You understand that? I want to do what I want to do. And you're... and you're... "

George Bailey, It's a Wonderful Life, or
Benjamin Braddock, The Graduate.

[BMalion]

I feel like a bootlegger's wife!

[Elendil's Heir]

I feel like a bootlegger's wife!

Pssst. See post 30.

[BMalion]

Pssst. See post 30.


Dang, foiled again.

[BurnMeUp]

Where do you get off calling me Nick?

I don't know you from Adam's off ox.

[rowrrbazzle]

I been savin' this money for a divorce, if ever I got a husband!

[RealityChuck]

The little town straggling up the hill was bright with colored Christmas lights. But George Pratt did not see them. He was leaning over the railing of the iron bridge, staring down moodily at the black water. The current eddied and swirled like liquid glass, and occasionally a bit of ice, detached from the shore, would go gliding downstream to be swallowed up in the shadows under the bridge.
<snip>
He did not even have to pick the thing up, for he knew what it was. And he knew it would have a blue handle and vari-colored bristles.

[Elendil's Heir]

George Bailey, I'll love you 'til the day I die.

[Wheelz]

Sentimental hogwash!

[a35362]

Buffalo gals, won't you come out tonight?
Won't you come out tonight?
Won't you come out tonight?
Buffalo gals, won't you come out tonight
Aaaaaand dance by the light of the moon?

[Skammer]

I'm not paying you to be a canary!

[Elendil's Heir]

Strange, isn't it? Each man's life touches so many other lives. When he isn't around he leaves an awful hole, doesn't he?

[choie]

It's about time one of you lunkheads said it!

[Wheelz]

Well, I'm sorr-- HEYYY!!

[Elendil's Heir]

What the Sam Hill ya yellin' for, George?

[5 time champ]

Mother's listening in on the extension upstairs.

I am NOT!

[Skammer]

-- Daddy, how do you spell "Hallelujah"?
-- How should I know? What do you think I am, a dictionary?

[Tangent]

You call this a happy family? Why do we have to have all these kids?

[LorieSmurf]

::sings:: What did you wish for when you threw that rooooock?

[Elendil's Heir]

This town is no place for any man unless he's willing to crawl to Potter.