Do you think there's anything strange going on here?

[Little Nemo]

Some pictures of former model Stephanie Seymour at the beach. (Generally SFW but she's in a bikini.) picture (http://www.celebs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/stephanie_seymour_son_1.jpg) picture (http://www.celebs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/stephanie_seymour_son_2.jpg) picture (http://www.celebs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/stephanie_seymour_son_3.jpg) picture (http://www.celebs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/stephanie_seymour_son_4.jpg) picture (http://media.egotastic.com/media/pictures/1101/stephanie-seymour-and-son-bikini-weird-02.jpg)

What's the problem you ask. Seymour's visiting the beach with a younger man and there's a little hugging and kissing going on. What's the big deal?

Go look at the pictures again before looking at the spoiler.

The younger man she's kissing is her son.

[Gary T]

Given the spoiler info, yeah that's strange (to put it politely).
The placement of his hands in the 1st & 5th photos suggests sexual rather than maternal relationship. Yowch!

[Inner Stickler]

the link header gives away the spoiler, fyi. If you really want people to be surprised, send the pics through imgur or whatever.

As to the subject matter? Meh. Pictures can seem to say a lot of things. I have a hard time believing that they would decide to engage in an incestuous relationship when she's been dealing with a divorce. On the other hand humans is weird. But I'm not going to get upset because of a few unflattering pictures.

[Lumpy]

Does he have an erection in picture #4?

[AClockworkMelon]

In two of the pictures it looks like he's touching her tits as they hug. In a third it looks like his hand is inching close to being in that position.

And am I the only one seeing the boner in this (http://www.celebs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/stephanie_seymour_son_4.jpg) picture?

Edit: Lumpy (HAH!) beat me to it.

[PeskiPiksi]

Eewwww!

[Drunky Smurf]

Re: picture 4.

Looks like she's going in to solve that boner problem.

EDIT: and yes that is weird.

EDIT 2: and it looks like he has that, "Ooooh yeah baby you know you want to go in" look on his face. Or maybe I watch too much porn.

[Larry Mudd]

Oh, hell no. That is seriously squicky.

[mlees]

It definately looks like he's coping a feel.

[Wakinyan]

Eewwww!
Ditto.

[StusBlues]

According to my eighteen years on the internet, this is really very common in real life.

[kapri]

I knew that was going to be the spoiler--and yeah. Freaky weird.

[Terraplane]

It was probably just a quick peck that lasted a second or two and if you'd seen it IRL you wouldn't think twice. Even the hand on sideboob thing seems more likely to be an accident than some creepy mom-son thing. And, you don't need an erection to get a bit of a bulge in swim trunks. Your junk can shift a bit when you're swimming and the netting in the trunks can kind of trap it like that.

Maybe I'm wrong and they have some fucked up thing going but I think it's much more likely that the pics just make it seem worse than it really was.

[mlees]

I think pic #1 and #5 are nearly the same moment captured from two different angles.

[needscoffee]

I thought it was going to be that she's about 100 lbs too heavy to be a model as she looks like an actual human, but then I saw where you wrote "former" model.

[Cisco]

The pictures definitely LOOK creepy, but I'd have to see video to decide if the situation was actually creepy or these were snapped at just the right (wrong) time. Kisses can look really awkward if one party doesn't know they're coming, which looks like what's happening in the two kissing photos. That being said, I was years past kissing my mom on the mouth by that age, but every family has their own boundaries.

Edit: By the way, I missed "former model" in the OP and I was thinking that this was the author of Twilight until just now :smack:

[LurkerInNJ]

It was probably just a quick peck that lasted a second or two and if you'd seen it IRL you wouldn't think twice. Even the hand on sideboob thing seems more likely to be an accident than some creepy mom-son thing. And, you don't need an erection to get a bit of a bulge in swim trunks. Your junk can shift a bit when you're swimming and the netting in the trunks can kind of trap it like that.

Maybe I'm wrong and they have some fucked up thing going but I think it's much more likely that the pics just make it seem worse than it really was.

Ditto.

[bup]

Either the pictures are just weirdly timed to look bad, or is her son developmentally delayed in some way? He looks like a mildly autistic kid with his body language, to me.

[TruCelt]

She looks drunk to me. He seems to be helping her walk. In the fourth pic his face looks annoyed and pouty to me, and I can't pull up the fifth one.

But yeah, it's icky.

[BigT]

I admit that they look overly affectionate at first glance, but I can easily visualize perfectly normal situations that would would involve those same images if snapped. Number 4, for example, looks very motherly, and the worst pics: 1 & 5 both have them intentionally doing a side hug and stand offish kiss that is typical of familial relations.

I agree that, in the other two, the mother looks drunk, and the son is carrying her. I thus assume it applies to the others.

[faithfool]

Sorry, I can't seem to get past the 'looks like' erection. Very squicky, even if they are completely innocent. Blech.

[cjepson]

All I can say is that it would be pretty strange to be a teenage boy and have a mom that hot.

[LurkerInNJ]

All I can say is that it would be pretty strange to be a teenage boy and have a mom that hot.

Do normal boys really think about their mothers in that vein?

I remember making the observation that my father was loads better looking than all my friends fathers, but it certainly wasn't a source of arousal.

No one is analyzing photos of her with her daughter playing in the surf where they have their hands all over each other.

[Death of Rats]

It seems to give a whole new meaning to MIFL. :D

Honestly, it is probably a whole lot less titallating if you were seeing it live then in a series of random stills.

[AClockworkMelon]

No one is analyzing photos of her with her daughter playing in the surf where they have their hands all over each other.fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap

[TriPolar]

What was the previous meaning of MIFL?

[lieu]

I presume a typo of MILF wherein previously it was someone else's mom.

[Inner Stickler]

I really don't understand the icky comments. What, should mothers and sons maintain a 10 foot distance barrier at all times after 12? He's her 17 year old son. The more I think about it, the more I think this is just poorly timed photos coupled with the public's tendency towards mountain making.

[corkboard]

I admit that they look overly affectionate at first glance, but I can easily visualize perfectly normal situations that would would involve those same images if snapped. Number 4, for example, looks very motherly, and the worst pics: 1 & 5 both have them intentionally doing a side hug and stand offish kiss that is typical of familial relations.

I agree that, in the other two, the mother looks drunk, and the son is carrying her. I thus assume it applies to the others.

Sorry, but I just can't see how these pictures are not sexual to at least some degree. In the first shot, his right hand is on her breast, about an inch from her nipple, and her left arm is so wrapped around his body she looks like she's trying to reach his crotch. He's holding onto her right arm in a way that's pulling her closer. That is not mother/son-type of contact; it's lover-type contact. It would be a little strange if he was just a young guy she was cougaring for, but if he is in fact her son, it's pretty oogy.

Of course, none of that has any effect on how sexy I find her. I always thought she was the most spectacular of the Victoria Secret models, and she has aged extremely well. I'd just prefer to imagine that she's not in any way related to the kid.

[Inner Stickler]

They're also walking on sand which tends to shift and could cause people to hold on more tightly than they otherwise would. Whee.

And you really only see sexualness in those pictures? That says more about you than the pictures, in my opinion. Different families have different levels of physical contact that they find appropriate and comfortable. I am loving the diagnoses of autism and drunkenness. Don't ever change, dopers.

[cjepson]

Do normal boys really think about their mothers in that vein?

I remember making the observation that my father was loads better looking than all my friends fathers, but it certainly wasn't a source of arousal.

I think this would be more like if your father was built like a Chippendales dancer and liked to wear a Speedo to the beach. (But I think it still wouldn't be quite the same, because guys' brains work differently.)

[Freudian Slit]

I think this would be more like if your father was built like a Chippendales dancer and liked to wear a Speedo to the beach. (But I think it still wouldn't be quite the same, because guys' brains work differently.)

So would it be more like if your dad was nonthreateningly attractive, a good listener, but at the same time also good at negging?

[Little Nemo]

I really don't understand the icky comments. What, should mothers and sons maintain a 10 foot distance barrier at all times after 12?No, I'd be okay with the middle ground somewhere between maintaining a ten foot distance and groping your mom's boob.

[MPB in Salt Lake]

. I always thought she was the most spectacular of the Victoria Secret models, and she has aged extremely well.

Amen to this...
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While on the surface, the pictures do seem a bit "off" to me as well, I am assuming that they were just taken at a split-second when the two of them were at a strange angle or position relative to one another......

(If mother and son were actually up to something, would they really carry on so at a public beach?)

[Little Nemo]

More pictures have been posted: here (http://media.egotastic.com/media/pictures/1101/stephanie-seymour-playing-with-kids-01.jpg) here (http://media.egotastic.com/media/pictures/1101/stephanie-seymour-playing-with-kids-02.jpg) here (http://media.egotastic.com/media/pictures/1101/stephanie-seymour-playing-with-kids-03.jpg) here (http://media.egotastic.com/media/pictures/1101/stephanie-seymour-playing-with-kids-04.jpg) here (http://media.egotastic.com/media/pictures/1101/stephanie-seymour-playing-with-kids-05.jpg) here (http://media.egotastic.com/media/pictures/1101/stephanie-seymour-playing-with-kids-06.jpg)

Of course, it could just be that Ms Seymour's breasts are an irrestible force. As this picture (http://media.egotastic.com/media/pictures/1003/stephanie-seymour-bikini-2-nipple-slip-02.jpg) of her groping herself at the beach shows.

[Spit]

What the hell was Axl Rose thinking?!? Talk about a fine wine....

This is just another example of the damage Heroin can do to your life.


As for the pics- she is walking on sand, she has probably had a few vacation martinis, and her 17 year old son is helping her through the surf. I did the same thing with my Mom, and certainly didn't have any "Feelings".

[Drunky Smurf]

They're also walking on sand which tends to shift and could cause people to hold on more tightly than they otherwise would. Whee.

And you really only see sexualness in those pictures? That says more about you than the pictures, in my opinion. Different families have different levels of physical contact that they find appropriate and comfortable. I am loving the diagnoses of autism and drunkenness. Don't ever change, dopers.

Maybe the autistic kid is the one that is drunk.

[Cisco]

More pictures have been posted: here (http://media.egotastic.com/media/pictures/1101/stephanie-seymour-playing-with-kids-01.jpg) here (http://media.egotastic.com/media/pictures/1101/stephanie-seymour-playing-with-kids-02.jpg) here (http://media.egotastic.com/media/pictures/1101/stephanie-seymour-playing-with-kids-03.jpg) here (http://media.egotastic.com/media/pictures/1101/stephanie-seymour-playing-with-kids-04.jpg) here (http://media.egotastic.com/media/pictures/1101/stephanie-seymour-playing-with-kids-05.jpg) here (http://media.egotastic.com/media/pictures/1101/stephanie-seymour-playing-with-kids-06.jpg)

I wonder if it's common for models to develop nice butts later in life.

[Dr. Woo]

Does he have an erection in picture #4?

Yeah, my response to the OP's question (before looking at the spoiler box) was: She's smoochin' on a 10-year old (okay, a 12-year old) AND said young man has a boner.

[AClockworkMelon]

here (http://media.egotastic.com/media/pictures/1101/stephanie-seymour-playing-with-kids-03.jpg) Him kissing her hand just adds to the creepiness. No. Kissing your mom's hand doesn't have to be weird at all, I guess. But considering it's just one in a lineup, it seems squicky to me.

[mlees]

"Damn those papparazzi. Can't take a trip outside the house without crowds following me everywhere I go. Hey! I know... wanna give them something to go apeshit about?"

[AClockworkMelon]

"Good idea, mom! Uh, I don't know, we can act like a pair of lovers. I mean, if you're cool with that. Ha ha ha, never mind, I was just joking. What a stupid idea huh? What? You wanna? All right!"

[TruCelt]

Could they be practicing dancing? Like is his Prom coming up or something?

That hand on the boob shot is just yuck though. . .

[Capitaine Zombie]

here (http://media.egotastic.com/media/pictures/1101/stephanie-seymour-playing-with-kids-01.jpg)


He seems to have at least a semi hard on that one (or he's so well endowed that even in rest mode, he looks like he's got a hard on. I hate those guys).

[TriPolar]

I wonder if I can get my wife to believe that girl in some pictures was my daughter?

[MPB in Salt Lake]

In the picture of her son kissing her hand, ol' Stephanie has a backside that is just begging to be.....?

[John Bredin]

In the picture where he has the apparent boner, #4 in the original posting, there's another woman present other than his mother and thus a non-squicky basis for him to be, um, excited. ;)

[Blank Slate]

In the picture of her son kissing her hand, ol' Stephanie has a backside that is just begging to be.....?

Liposuctioned? :D

[davidm]

In two of the pictures it looks like he's touching her tits as they hug. In a third it looks like his hand is inching close to being in that position.

And am I the only one seeing the boner in this (http://www.celebs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/stephanie_seymour_son_4.jpg) picture?

Edit: Lumpy (HAH!) beat me to it.
You're not the only one. Also look at pic 5.

[Capitaine Zombie]

I'm starting to pray for a sextape.

[Lumpy]

Add to the "suspected celebrity incest" list, onlong with Dweezil and Moon Zappa, Goldie Hawn and her kids, and Angelina Jolie and her brother.

[Ellis Dee]

What's the story with Dweezil and Moon?

[Little Nemo]

For the record, I don't really think Stephanie Seymour is having an incestuous relationship with her son. I figure they're just a family with a very loose set of physical boundaries.

[CanvasShoes]

Oh, hell no. That is seriously squicky.
Exactly.

[The Scrivener]

...So be sweet and kind to mother,
Now and then have a chat.
Buy her candy or some flowers or a brand new hat.
But maybe you had better let it go at that!

Or you may find yourself with a quite complex complex,
And you may end up like oedipus.
I'd rather marry a duck-billed platypus,
Than end up like old oedipus rex.

-- from "Oedipus Rex" (http://www.lyricsfreak.com/t/tom+lehrer/oedipus+rex_20138385.html) by Tom Lehrer

[Freudian Slit]

What's the story with Dweezil and Moon?

And Goldie Hawn and her kids?

[AHunter3]

::shrug:: they're probably just an incestuous mom/son couple. He looks to be of age, doesn't he?

[TruCelt]

She appears to have been purposefuly posing fro the cameras. Apparently she knew they were there.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1342409/Stephanie-Seymour-break-old-habits-strikes-bizarre-poses-beach.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

Still squicky though.

[Capitaine Zombie]

She appears to have been purposefuly posing fro the cameras. Apparently she knew they were there.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1342409/Stephanie-Seymour-break-old-habits-strikes-bizarre-poses-beach.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

Still squicky though.

Darn, those photos with her son looked less disgusting than that old wreck putting oil on her body.


P.S: funny how the article fails to mention any of the weird pics with her son. Funny also how she kisses her man like she kisses her son.

[Drunky Smurf]

In the picture where he has the apparent boner, #4 in the original posting, there's another woman present other than his mother and thus a non-squicky basis for him to be, um, excited. ;)

Until you realise that the other woman in the photo is his aunt. :eek:

[mlees]

http://www.gossipcenter.com/stephanie-seymour/stephanie-seymours-son-defends-beach-embrace-455880

Stephanie's son added, "We have nothing to hide and with that in mind I would like to say that I am openly gay. At my age my mother and I are almost like friends and I feel open to talk to her about anything (and yes, our relationship may be different because of my sexuality)."

I dunno. If that was Mrs. Seymour's daughter smooching and copping a feel, I think it would still be viewed by other's as "odd".

Do y'all feel his orientation (which I, for one, didn't know beforehand) changes the "tone" of the photographs for you?

It doesn't for me, but then again, all it did for me was raise an eyebrow. :)

[Cisco]

Do y'all feel his orientation (which I, for one, didn't know beforehand) changes the "tone" of the photographs for you?

Yeah. Less squicky now that I know.

[TruCelt]

Nope. Still squicky.

If one of my gay friends touched me that way at the beach I'd slap him. If Celtling was accidentally touching me in that way I would immediately move her hand to a safer location.

[Capitaine Zombie]

It doesn't for me, but then again, all it did for me was raise an eyebrow. :)

It raised other things for me.

[stretch]

Love Dopers and their gutter-directed minds! I am sure that you can get squicky pics of most anybody if you try hard enough. Man, I wish I looked that good.

[Kolak of Twilo]

It raised other things for me.

:: snerk ::