What do women taste like?

[WhyNot]

Y'know, "down there". In the vulvular region. Pussyville. The fish taco. Vajayjayland.

I've tasted enough semen to have a pretty good idea that, while it varies between men (and a man's own varies with diet), there's still a general "semen" taste. Salty, tangy, sometimes spicy.

Is there a generalization you can make about women's fluids? Does it change depending on her diet or level of excitement? Does it change after she orgasms?

[Fear Itself]

Tangy, like touching your tongue to a weak 9-volt battery.

[bouv]

Ive read that men tend to be more alkaline in their fluids, and women more acidic. I've not tasted semen, but I can attest that all the women I've tasted were at least a little sour...not like drinking pickle brine, but you get the idea.

[Southern Yankee]

Honey.............

[Procrustus]

If you really want to know, there are ways to find out. Wonderful ways.

[there is significant variation, I'll tell you that much. The rest you need to discover on your own]

[WhyNot]

If you really want to know, there are ways to find out. Wonderful ways.

[there is significant variation, I'll tell you that much. The rest you need to discover on your own]
Alas, I'm in a monogamous relationship now (with a man), so personal experience is out.

Variation was really what I was wondering. I have an inkling of what I taste like, although not first...uh...tongue, but I've only performed oral on a couple of other women. My sample size is too small to generalize from, and most of my mental capacity at the time was taken up with, "OMG! I hope I'm doing this right! I probably suck at this, like a 15 year old with no experience whatsoever!" :D

[Rigamarole]

[there is significant variation, I'll tell you that much.

Yeah and honestly, there can be significant variation even in the same woman depending on where she is in her monthly cycle. My ex had a somewhat mild but flavorful taste that I found quite pleasant most of the time, but when she was close to menstruation it got quite a lot stronger and not quite as appetizing.

[dawson]

Tangy, like touching your tongue to a weak 9-volt battery.

This.
And I find that post coitus the taste is more acidic, and not nearly as pleasant. Then again, that may be because my "interest" has waned by that point.

[Zjestika]

My friend told me that it tastes like Annie's Goddess dressing. So if you're monogamous and can't go find out yourself I recommend trying that.

[USCDiver]

You could always taste your own.

[Procrustus]

You could always taste your own.

See Post #6

[Heyoka13]

Y'know, "down there". In the vulvular region. Pussyville. The fish taco. Vajayjayland.

I've tasted enough semen to have a pretty good idea that, while it varies between men (and a man's own varies with diet), there's still a general "semen" taste. Salty, tangy, sometimes spicy.

Is there a generalization you can make about women's fluids? Does it change depending on her diet or level of excitement? Does it change after she orgasms?



I would point out the possibility that any woman you are tasting might, just might, taste familiar to you . . .


:eek:

[MsWhatsit]

Tangy, like touching your tongue to a weak 9-volt battery.

This is awesome. I had no idea.

[WhyNot]

This is awesome. I had no idea.

Me neither!

[Robot Arm]

You could always taste your own.That would take years of yoga lessons, wouldn't it?

[Zsofia]

Me neither!
I suddenly feel very powerful!

[Musicat]

If you taste fish, you're probably in line for some flagyl. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metronidazole) Seriously. Such a smell/taste is NOT natural, but an indication of an all-too-common infection. Get it taken care of, for your own sake, if you want me that close again.

A healty woman doesn't have any taste other than that self-imposed by perfumic substances.

[Cubsfan]

Honestly I eat my wifes VAGINA every time we bang and I can tell you the taste is not something I enjoy, but I don't actively dislike it. In fact as she gets wetter the taste pretty much disappears all together.

The fact of the matter is that when you go down, if you are doing it right, you aren't "entering the cave" with your tongue. The "area of action" is the clit and there is little to no fluid there.

[USCDiver]

See Post #6

I took it from that post that she had second..um..tongue knowledge from kissing someone who had recently been in the area. But there are more direct ways of tasting if she is interested... ones that don't necessarily include yoga lessons, but maybe some other objects/digits that wouldn't contaminate the specimen so to speak.

[Corrvin]

In fact as she gets wetter the taste pretty much disappears all together.

That's because you're mixing it with your own spit, which doesn't taste like much.

[TriPolar]

Chicken

[madmonk28]

Tangy, like touching your tongue to a weak 9-volt battery. That's about as close a description as I think you can get.

[don't ask]

A combination of sweet, tart and salty. Kind of like apple or tomato. Varies from woman to woman and within her cycle. With my lover I can tell when she is about to orgasm from the change in taste and consistency of her fluids. Very handy for teasing purposes.

[I Love Me, Vol. I]

In most (but not all) of my experiences......




Squirmy, moany, Heaven.

[outlierrn]

Depends









Risotto?

[sitchensis]

I would say like fruit with no fruit flavor, just the acidity and muskiness. I love the taste and a really wet woman does a lot for me. In my mind it seems like the juice of a cactus, something that could be made into candy but in itself isn’t sweet.

After orgasm it seems to get a little thicker and a little more sweeter, like a man’s cum without the flavor, just the thickness and stickiness

[Robot Arm]

ChickenI'll have to take your word for it; I've never gone down on a chicken.

[Fear Itself]

I'll have to take your word for it; I've never gone down on a chicken.ooooh, oohhhh, buck-buck-buh-GAWK!

[Colophon]

After orgasm it seems to get a little thicker and a little more sweeter, like a man’s cum without the flavor, just the thickness and stickiness
I was about to say this, after an orgasm there's often a faint but noticeable sugary sweetness on top of the usual background note. Those on a diet should take note. ;)

[Shakes]

I've noticed a difference between bald and not so bald vaginas. FTR: I prefer no hair in my hair pie please.

[HeyHomie]

Pennies

[ptr2void]

Damn, I wish I could remember :(

[Count Blucher]

Risotto?


Yes, I'll have that.... with a glass of Chianti please. :cool:

[chorpler]

In my experience, I agree with "tangy, like touching your tongue to a battery," and "pennies." It's a very faint electrical-metallic taste, no doubt because of the acidity. It's like the way about 3 or 4 volts makes your tongue taste. Higher levels of arousal and fluid production get less tangy, even when not mixed with saliva.

I think the smell has a lot more variation than the taste between different women (from what I hear; I only have personal experience with my wife). But there's definitely not a fishy taste or smell under normal circumstances.

[RaftPeople]

I disagree with the 9 volt battery things - can't really give you a description, but everyone I have been with the taste is relatively mild, definitely not sweet, but that's the best I can do. Actually I see the word "tangy" in other posts and that seems pretty close.


The fact of the matter is that when you go down, if you are doing it right, you aren't "entering the cave" with your tongue. The "area of action" is the clit and there is little to no fluid there.

Some women absolutely love having a tongue inside them.

Also (slight tangent), something I learned from a porn star that was on the local rock radio station for an interview: she said to alternate between 5 seconds of licking clit and 5 seconds of touching g-spot with finger. Most of the women I have done this to have reactions like "wow, you just curled my toes that was an incredible orgasm".

[xanthous]

<ducks in> Um, I know what I taste like. Am I the only one? <ducks out>

[ReticulatingSplines]

I was going to say, "like a rusty nail," but the 9v battery is perfect!

[Czarcasm]

Moving thread from IMHO to Cafe Society.






Kidding. :D

[Cyberhwk]

Tangy, like touching your tongue to a weak 9-volt battery.
Pennies
Yep. These two.

[njtt]

That would take years of yoga lessons, wouldn't it?

One word: fingers.

[aceplace57]

I laughed seeing these two threads together.

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=600177

[Ibanez]

Acidic, put a couple of pennies in your mouth. Kind of like that.

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Acidic, put a couple of pennies in your mouth. Kind of like that.

Your two cents?


mmm

[Gil-Martin]

Thanks to this thread, I am now considering putting a nine volt battery in my mouth. This will be a hard one to explain to my physician.

[LouisB]

Chicken Definitely not.
I had always associated the taste of pennies as indication of increasing arousal of women prior to engaging in oral sex but IIRC it can apply to oral as well but with a slight difference. Whatever if does taste like is pleasurable.

[Yorikke]

Salty milk and coins.

Joe

[Zsofia]

Thanks to this thread, I am now considering putting a nine volt battery in my mouth. This will be a hard one to explain to my physician.
You don't have to put it in your mouth to get the battery jolt - just touch your tongue to both contacts.

[Rigamarole]

You know, I'm a little disturbed that so many people here seem to be intimately familiar with the taste of batteries/coins.

[Gil-Martin]

You don't have to put it in your mouth to get the battery jolt - just touch your tongue to both contacts.

Thanks for the advice (I think). :)

[EvilTOJ]

Depends

Dating pool at the nursing home is pretty good I take it?

[rhubarbarin]

If it's a healthy vagina it tastes tart, very much like the tartness of yogurt, since both are heavily colonized by lactobaccilus bacteria busy producing lactic acid.

I know this only because of my learnings. Only vadge juice I've tasted is my own.

[BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed]

The fact of the matter is that when you go down, if you are doing it right, you aren't "entering the cave" with your tongue.

You say this like it's a fact.

[dhkendall]

Haven't done it much, wife was my first (and hopefully only) and she doesn't care for it much ("feels too weird" - try to tell her that's how it's *supposed* to be, but whatever, I enjoy other ways with her in bed.)

Anyways, I would describe her taste as "hot lime". Most accurate description I could come up with.

Pennies

I first read that as "penises". Best. Misreading. Evar. :)

[antonio107]

I don't know and I don't want to know. But if I had to venture a guess, I'd say "papillomavirus and sweaty armpit."

[Garfield226]

I don't know and I don't want to know. But if I had to venture a guess, I'd say "papillomavirus and sweaty armpit."

You're doing it wrong.

[Leaffan]

Were you wearing your business-casual pants all day first?

[shiftless]

I hadn't thought about it before but the pennies and battery answers are spot on, as part of the taste anyway. There is another part to the taste which is mainly aroma - the smell of sex. That can be mildly fishy or musky in a good way. Sometimes strong, sometimes faint, it is strongest at first taste but fades. Assuming a clean and health vaginal area, of course.

[purplehorseshoe]

Moving thread from IMHO to Cafe Society.

Kidding. :D

Thanks - I have no good way to explain to my co-workers what just made me laugh!

[kaylasdad99]

DependsGod, I hope not. :eek:

[Chopper9760]

Lots of good descriptions here but batteries? Really?

There are way more femmebots running around than I initially suspected, ignorance fought.

[StusBlues]

I've always thought vaginal secretions tasted like black olives--which do have a metallic taste (to me) not unlike batteries.

[WhyNot]

I've always thought vaginal secretions tasted like black olives--which do have a metallic taste (to me) not unlike batteries.

Interesting. Semen, to me, tastes like green olives.

[Autolycus]

Interesting. Semen, to me, tastes like green olives.

Heh, must be some Greek salad.

[Dallas Jones]

Tangy, like touching your tongue to a weak 9-volt battery.

This was going to be my answer and it is post #2. Kind of electric/metalic taste. Just like licking a battery. ;)

[Dallas Jones]

Lots of good descriptions here but batteries? Really?

There are way more femmebots running around than I initially suspected, ignorance fought.

Shocking, isn't it?