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03-14-2011, 12:29 PM
Sweetwater, Texas (CNN) -- To win the Miss Snake Charmer beauty pageant requires beauty, grace, talent and a strong stomach. It's probably the only pageant in the country that requires the winner to decapitate and skin a snake.
"Tomorrow I get to skin snakes and chop their heads off, and I am super-excited about it," said Laney Wallace, Miss Snake Charmer 2011.
The winner gets to go home with Indiana Jones.
03-14-2011, 12:53 PM
That is one crazy-asp story! Fangs for posting it.
I hope the contestants don't get too rattled.
03-14-2011, 01:19 PM
If Miss Snake Charmer gets married and then subsequently gets a divorce, does the husband get his diamondback?
03-14-2011, 01:44 PM
They wouldn't try this if Barry White was still alive.
ugly ripe tomato
03-14-2011, 02:13 PM
I killed a snake with a sword once. Never knew that kind of stuff could get me into a beauty pageant, though.
(Also I've now got the "Whacking Day" song from the Simpsons stuck in my head.)
03-14-2011, 05:10 PM
"It's probably the only pageant in the country that requires the winner to decapitate and skin a snake."
Probably? That's what's wrong with journalism these days. The writer couldn't be bothered to check if it's the only pageant in the country that requires the winner to decapitate and skin a snake?
Malleus, Incus, Stapes!
03-14-2011, 05:55 PM
Miss Snake Charmer? I don't know much about charming snakes, but I'd think cutting off their heads would be the wrong way to go about it.
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I like snakes. I like snakes more than some people. Are they sure mass killing is necessary? Even if it is, ugh.
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