Sarah P., Michelle B. and their suicide pact

[Elendil's Heir]

I can't send you the link, but I kid you not: as of a few minutes ago, AOL News had a mismatched headline and graphic. The headline: "What Led to Teen Girls' Suicide Pact." The graphic: small pics of Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachman, with Mitt Romney between them.

Mitt, you cad, you heartbreaker, you!

[Pleonast]

I guess they didn't realize Mormons are allowed to have more than one. ;)

[Giles]

I guess they didn't realize Mormons are allowed to have more than one. ;)
Yes, but who would be First Lady if Romney was elected as President?

[Sampiro]

Yes, but who would be First Lady if Romney was elected as President?

By Mormon tradition that would go to either the senior Mrs. Romney or Marie Osmond.