Women do not want equality. They want special treatment.

[Le Jacquelope]

Anyone who opposes special treatment for women gets vilified.

Equality is an absolute joke until this misandry goes away.

[Typo Negative]

Again? Really?

[stpauler]

Blanket party!

[Enderw24]

Yeah. I don't put the pussy on a pedestal. I bury it in the ground and then kick it once for good measure. Damn pussy. Teach you to fuck with the patriarchy.

[Marley23]

Knew from the thread title this was another Le Jacquelope offering. Get a blog, man. You're making everyone else stupider.

[Malacandra]

Maybe an argument, at least? Some instances?

[Buck Godot]

How many women are we talking about here?

All women?
All but a hand full women?
Most women?
Some women?
I know of a woman who...?

Also can you give us an example of what your talking about? It's easier to pile on if we have a focal point.

[Double Foolscap]

Any one incident you're thinking of, or did you just need to get this off your chest?

Maybe you're being vilified because of the way that you're expressing your view that Policy A is unfair, rather than your view in itself. You know how women get.
Just joking oh God please don't kill me nooooo...

[silenus]

Women should be put on a pedestal. One high enough that you can look up her dress.

[Guinastasia]

Is this another one of those, "if women truly want equality, why can't they carry their own packages" threads?

[Stoid]

Anyone who opposes special treatment for women gets vilified.

Equality is an absolute joke until this misandry goes away.


I guess this is in the Pit to spare you the effort of backing this up with anything resembling an example.

[BubbaDog]

Only if it's Miss Andry's dress.

[Le Jacquelope]

Yeah. I don't put the pussy on a pedestal. I bury it in the ground and then kick it once for good measure. Damn pussy. Teach you to fuck with the patriarchy.
WHAT patriarchy? :rolleyes:

[gallows fodder]

What the fuck is your damage, dude? Did your mom refuse to hug you as a child or something?

[Le Jacquelope]

Is this another one of those, "if women truly want equality, why can't they carry their own packages" threads?
Oh noes, who would ask a woman to do that?

When a woman carries her own packages, the patriarchy wins.

[Le Jacquelope]

What the fuck is your damage, dude? Did your mom refuse to hug you as a child or something?
Typical anti-equality bullshit.
You write like someone whose balls were cut off and stored away in a jar. Of course if you're a woman you write like a selfish self-serving idiot.

Gotta cover all bases just in case, ya know. :D

[kayaker]

I'm only too happy to give my woman special treatment.

[42fish]

Maybe you're being vilified because of the way that you're expressing your view that Policy A is unfair, rather than your view in itself. You know how women get.


Only because it's that time of the month.

[Lord Ashtar]

I can't understand why nobody believes he's married.

[Typo Negative]

Obviously, Le Jacquelope is not a James Brown fan.

It's a Man's World....

[Lady of the Lake]

Anyone who opposes special treatment for women gets vilified.

Equality is an absolute joke until this misandry goes away.

You are very illogical.

I've seen your other threads and even if you hold positions that are liberal (if that liberal is, in fact, crazy), you're so overblown and ranty that I can't ever agree with you.

Also, if THIS is how you present an argument, I think I'm going to have to start assuming that any views you hold are not supported by anything other than the magical brain bunnies frolicking through your mind.

[Bridget Burke]

What the fuck is your damage, dude? Did your mom refuse to hug you as a child or something?

She forced him to buy Kotex for her!

[Amasia]

Anyone who opposes special treatment for women gets vilified.

Equality is an absolute joke until this misandry goes away.

You are hilariously adorable!!! Hehehe....what other funnies you can haz make?

[PlainJain]

Women should be put on a pedestal. One high enough that you can look up her dress.

Oh, yoohoo. Hi down there.

[woodstockbirdybird]

I was going to post sooner, but I was too busy being oppressed by the women in this misandrist society. EVERYBODY STOP FEARING MY COCK!

[Cat Whisperer]

Well, he might be completely insane, but he's not completely wrong.

[Dissonance]

Can we collapse the ravings into a single thread?

Women do not want equality. They want offshoring.

[Bryan Ekers]

But what do Chinese women want?



To fuck you over, apparently.

[even sven]

This is brilliant. Can we offshore men? If we relied on the Chinese for industrial scale sperm production (and toys to amuse ourselves with), we could do away with men here forever!

[Ravenman]

Women do not want equality. They want offshoring.Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. Fuckin' Venusian outsourcers.

Let's just remember that if iPods weren't made by low-paid chicks in some foreign country, we men would all be a lot richer in America. Fuck yeah.

[Capitaine Zombie]

I dont know, the OP might be on to something. Once, after enjoying the physical act of love with a woman (because women can feel my power, as they are attracted to it), I found myself in a state where I felt all my mannish strenght sapped. Sucked out.
Ever since then, I have abstained from sharing my precious bodily fluids with any member of the woman kind.

[Chefguy]

This is brilliant. Can we offshore men? If we relied on the Chinese for industrial scale sperm production (and toys to amuse ourselves with), we could do away with men here forever!

That shit ain't funny!

[Ogre]

Goddamn, OP. Go outside and breathe some fresh air. It's nice out there!

[silenus]

That shit ain't funny!

Don't worry. Until they can kill spiders by themselves, we men will always have a sinecure.

[Ogre]

But it's an insecure sinecure.

[El_Kabong]

Anyone who opposes special treatment for women gets vilified.

Equality is an absolute joke until this misandry goes away.

Haven't a bleedin' clue what you are talking about, sorry.

[silenus]

But it's an insecure sinecure.

Where can we find succor while we attempt to secure our insecure sinecure? Not from the women, that's fer damn sure!

[Vinyl Turnip]

Isn't it about time you committed suicide by mod? The shtick is really played out.

[Ravenman]

Where can we find succor while we attempt to secure our insecure sinecure? Not from the women, that's fer damn sure!

Succor? I don't even know her!

[Chefguy]

Where can we find succor while we attempt to secure our insecure sinecure? Not from the women, that's fer damn sure!

You said "succor": heh heh.

[The Devil's Grandmother]

Don't worry. Until they can kill spiders by themselves, we men will always have a sinecure.
I can kill the spiders, thanks. Often without injuring myself, which puts me one up on some men around here. However, untill someone invents a vibrators that holds me and keeps my feet warm, I'm keeping my man. Snuggly sinecure, FTW.

[Trion]

I was going to post sooner, but I was too busy being oppressed by the women in this misandrist society. EVERYBODY STOP FEARING MY COCK!

My cock is scarier than yours.

[voltaire]

I think OP's wife made him take out the trash.

[Darth Panda]

Women don't want equality, they want Le Jaq to shut the fuck up.

[Omegaman]

Women don't want equality, they want Le Jaq to die in a fire.

Or at least give it a rest.

[Waxwinged]

Women don't want equality, they want Le Jaq to shut the fuck up.

Hear ye, hear ye!

[Der Trihs]

Your argument would work much better with "some" as a qualifier, and with some examples to argue over. As it is, you just left yourself open to all the people who want to bash you.

[Nars Glinley]

Everyone wants special treatment.

[Lasciel]

Actually, as a relative new board guest, I am actually happy to see this thread, because I was a little confused by the burning derision (not sure it really made it up the scales to hatred) shown towards LJ.

I'm starting to get it now.

[miss elizabeth]

Your argument would work much better with "some" as a qualifier, and with some examples to argue over. As it is, you just left yourself open to all the people who want to bash you.

"Some" people in any group want special treatment.

I think he wants to be left open to bashing, anyway.

[Hypnagogic Jerk]

I dont know, the OP might be on to something. Once, after enjoying the physical act of love with a woman (because women can feel my power, as they are attracted to it), I found myself in a state where I felt all my mannish strenght sapped. Sucked out.
Ever since then, I have abstained from sharing my precious bodily fluids with any member of the woman kind.
Also remember to only drink rain water. Or vodka.

[Miller]

Since this is the subject of this active Pit thread about Le Jacquelope, (http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=599912) and the OP here adds absolutely nothing new, I'm closing this thread as redundant.

Le Jacquelope, the Pit is not your personal blog. Stop opening up multiple pit threads on the same topic. Next time will get you a warning.