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PunditLisa
06-09-2011, 10:58 AM
Listen up, men. We know you love your penises. Despite the fact that we may find them pleasurable from time to time, our adoration rarely extends beyond the bedroom. So unless explicitly requested, resist the temptation to photograph your penis and send it to us, no matter how awesome you think it, or he, is. Trust me, its awesomeness just doesn't translate. To be brutally honest, even the most impressive penis, which I'm sure yours is, is rather ridiculous looking out of context.

At the very best, it'll be met with a giggle.

Now, this is especially true if we haven't seen you socially prior to receiving such a memento. I know this is a new digital age, but we haven't yet reached the point where courtship begins with an unsolicited photograph of your genitalia. Even if you're rich and famous! In fact, I'm pretty sure that that'll still score you a restraining order more times than it'll score you a date.

So, take my advice, fellas. Disable that phone on your camera. If you're drunk on love and/or copious amounts of alcohol, stick to old-fashioned releases, such as masturbating like a mother fuck or getting into fights with strangers in a bar. In other words...

Pull up your pants and put down the phone!

Words to live by.

You'd think that after the Brett Favre incident, this PSA wouldn't be necessary. And, yet, sadly, it is.

Astroboy14
06-09-2011, 11:31 AM
Yeaaaah...

Gonna need your phone number.

WhyNot
06-09-2011, 11:58 AM
I thought for sure you were going to link to this:

PSA: An Important Message from Women EVERYWHERE (http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/670c0ffed5/psa-an-important-message-from-women-everywhere)

PunditLisa
06-09-2011, 12:13 PM
I thought for sure you were going to link to this:

PSA: An Important Message from Women EVERYWHERE (http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/670c0ffed5/psa-an-important-message-from-women-everywhere)

Hysterical! I wish I'd have thought of it. Well, I kind of did (right down to the PSA!) but didn't have the motivation or resources to do it justice.

BTW, the one blonde chick was the wife of the anti-vampire religious nut in "True Blood."

Living Well Is Best Revenge
06-09-2011, 12:21 PM
I am willing to bet there are quite a few women who don't share your perspective. Probably not on this board though.

Ferret Herder
06-09-2011, 12:24 PM
I am willing to bet there are quite a few women who don't share your perspective. Probably not on this board though.
One explanation I've read recently for why some guys send dick pics: they are looking for the kind of woman who loves dick pics.

DiosaBellissima
06-09-2011, 12:24 PM
I constantly say this and follow it with: "And because dick pictures are so funny, don't expect me not to share this completely unsolicited gift with everyone I know."

Even with that warning, guys regularly send me pictures of their dongs. Even the nice ones are still hysterically funny. In fact, the only funnier thing than an upclose picture of a wang is a guy attempting to take a sexy picture (usually some over the shoulder, ass out pose).

But really: none of us want a glamour shot of your dick. Although, I guess the one positive thing is that with today's high res cameras, it gives me a leg up on checking for open sores (assuming this is someone I do plan on sleeping with). :p

I love dick pics. I love them because I have a folder on my phone that I can whip out at a moment's notice (ha!) and laugh my ass off with my friends. (SERIOUSLY: If your stuff takes a sharp right turn two inches down, you probably shouldn't photograph that and send it to women who didn't ask. S'all I'm sayin'.)

BigT
06-09-2011, 12:38 PM
I am willing to bet there are quite a few women who don't share your perspective. Probably not on this board though.

That's nice. What's your evidence? On many dating sites it can get you banned. You think that would happen if there were a large number of women who want it?

It doesn't even make sense. There's a reason why, in society, flashing your dick at someone will get you arrested, but flashing your breasts will get you beads.

Women in general are not interested in seeing what your penis looks like. If they are visually stimulated at all, it's going to be by your body or face. If the best looking part of you is your penis, you must be one ugly mofo.

Oy!
06-09-2011, 12:41 PM
I am willing to bet there are quite a few women who don't share your perspective. Probably not on this board though.

Bear in mind that this is one issue, along with "I love to swallow!" that women will lie about if they really like the guy. I'm not saying every woman who says that is lying, but I'd offer great odds that the majority are.

Living Well Is Best Revenge
06-09-2011, 12:43 PM
That's nice. What's your evidence? On many dating sites it can get you banned. You think that would happen if there were a large number of women who want it?

It doesn't even make sense. There's a reason why, in society, flashing your dick at someone will get you arrested, but flashing your breasts will get you beads.

Women in general are not interested in seeing what your penis looks like. If they are visually stimulated at all, it's going to be by your body or face. If the best looking part of you is your penis, you must be one ugly mofo.

My evidence is the hordes of men who do it and continue to do it. It must work for some of them, eh? And I think many of these photos are sent during phone sex "encounters" where the women are more receptive at that moment. Sure a cock shot out of the blue isn't going to be well received.

cochrane
06-09-2011, 12:47 PM
Bear in mind that this is one issue, along with "I love to swallow!" that women will lie about if they really like the guy. I'm not saying every woman who says that is lying, but I'd offer great odds that the majority are.
Yeah, and they won't even bring you lasagna at work. :)

Zsofia
06-09-2011, 01:03 PM
My evidence is the hordes of men who do it and continue to do it. It must work for some of them, eh? And I think many of these photos are sent during phone sex "encounters" where the women are more receptive at that moment. Sure a cock shot out of the blue isn't going to be well received.
I'd be shocked to meet a woman who found it sexy. If I did meet her, I'd bet you twenty bucks that if you opened up her brain you'd find it had all those weird guy brain things and none of the women brain ones.

Seriously, a guy I knew quite well with whom I was sending some fairly naughty texts sent me one once and, I mean, gales of laughter. And believe you me, I was on good terms with his penis personally.

Oy!
06-09-2011, 01:18 PM
My evidence is the hordes of men who do it and continue to do it. It must work for some of them, eh? And I think many of these photos are sent during phone sex "encounters" where the women are more receptive at that moment. Sure a cock shot out of the blue isn't going to be well received.
Doctors used the theory of humors for century even though we know now that it was both scientifically wrong and utterly ineffective. "A lot of people believe in it" is not evidence.

Living Well Is Best Revenge
06-09-2011, 01:21 PM
Doctors used the theory of humors for century even though we know now that it was both scientifically wrong and utterly ineffective. "A lot of people believe in it" is not evidence.

Yes, I realize that's not scientific evidence, thanks. But women on this board relating their personal opinions is not scientific evidence either.

My point is just that there are women who get off on that sort of thing. Plenty don't.

aruvqan
06-09-2011, 01:31 PM
At the very best, it'll be met with a giggle.



Or outright horror in the case of the infamous bagel dog penis (http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=273825&highlight=bagel+penis) incident :eek: [link is to a SDMB thread]

PunditLisa
06-09-2011, 01:33 PM
My point is just that there are women who get off on that sort of thing. Plenty don't.

I'd go so far to say that the vast majority don't. But if you don't believe me, maybe you should do some anecdotal reporting of your own. In the name of science, of course. After all, what's one or two restraining orders among friends?

DiosaBellissima
06-09-2011, 01:37 PM
My evidence is the hordes of men who do it and continue to do it. It must work for some of them, eh? And I think many of these photos are sent during phone sex "encounters" where the women are more receptive at that moment. Sure a cock shot out of the blue isn't going to be well received.

Look, I am a big ol hornball who loves sex more than the average girl (based on discussions with friends and such). Even in the heat of the moment of a dirty convo, a dick picture is just funny. Sorry, thems the facts.

Let me walk you through my normal reaction when I receive a dick picture:

*picks up phone*
*sees picture*
*:eek: EEK! :eek:*
*:p:p:p:p hysterical laughter*

Now, at this point, I could text the guy back and be a total asshole, saying something like, "HAHAHA JESUS TITTY FUCKING CHRIST, WHY WOULD YOU EVER SEND A PICTURE OF YOUR JUNK TO SOMEONE WHO DIDN'T ASK???? GOD, YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE SOMETHING WORTH PHOTOGRPAHING, TBH!"

But I don't, because even if Mr. Unsolicited Photo Sender did show some poor judgment in sending that, I wouldn't be talking to him if he was some horrible monster I hate. So, instead, I say something nice like, "Wow. Nice." And change the subject immediately.

Does seeing a dick picture make me want to have sex with a guy? Never. Does seeing a dick picture make me NOT want to have sex with a guy? If it's weird and semi deformed. But that said: most times, it's neutral. I laugh my ass off (which is certainly not what he was intending), then our relationship goes on like normal.

Living Well Is Best Revenge
06-09-2011, 01:55 PM
I'd go so far to say that the vast majority don't. But if you don't believe me, maybe you should do some anecdotal reporting of your own. In the name of science, of course. After all, what's one or two restraining orders among friends?

Phone number? :D

Maybe my friends are all skanks or something. They might laugh, yes. But they sure as hell wouldn't get offended or take out a restraining order.

needscoffee
06-09-2011, 02:02 PM
I think TokyoPlayer said it best:
The problem is not who finds that enticing, the problem is who thinks that's enticing.

Drunk guys, sex addicts, idiots, all of the above.

Guys see nekkid women/parts and get all hot and bothered, and think that women react the same, but if you're not drunk, really horny or stupid, then you remember they don't and just beat off to some porn.

BTW, the one blonde chick was the wife of the anti-vampire religious nut in "True Blood."The blonde 10 seconds in resembles Mindy, Tim Riggins's sister-in-law, on Friday Night Lights, but I can't really tell for sure.

Cat Whisperer
06-09-2011, 02:05 PM
I thought this PSA was going to be about guys pulling up their pants so they aren't hanging around their knees. So disappointed. :(

Incubus
06-09-2011, 02:06 PM
So where s the positive reinforcement? I guess they figure when women send pictures of their girl parts its hot, so it must be hot the other way around, right?

come on, guys. If theres any candid picture you have that makes women moist, it would be your FICO score ;)

Lightray
06-09-2011, 02:13 PM
It doesn't even make sense. There's a reason why, in society, flashing your dick at someone will get you arrested, but flashing your breasts will get you beads.
Actually, in the places where a woman flashing her breasts gets her beads, a man can flash his dick and get some beads, too.

I know this thing to be true. And they were some very nice beads.

DiosaBellissima
06-09-2011, 02:13 PM
Phone number? :D

Maybe my friends are all skanks or something. They might laugh, yes. But they sure as hell wouldn't get offended or take out a restraining order.

I wouldn't get offended or take out a restraining order, but yeah, I'd definitely laugh. And let's be honest: that isn't the reaction he's hoping for, is it?

Living Well Is Best Revenge
06-09-2011, 02:18 PM
I wouldn't get offended or take out a restraining order, but yeah, I'd definitely laugh. And let's be honest: that isn't the reaction he's hoping for, is it?

No probably not. But he had no problem finding mildly attractive young ladies to talk to and trade pictures with.

tumbleddown
06-09-2011, 02:19 PM
For me, the simple truth is, if you wouldn't walk into my house with your dick hanging out of your pants and waggle it in my face, then don't send it to my phone or my email or DM it to me on Twitter or anything else.

I'm more than glad to see the parts of someone I'm actually sexually involved with in appropriately sexual circumstances. I might ask to be electronically flashed if we're long distance and I won't get to see it in person, but it would be under very carefully controlled circumstances.

Unsolicited? That's just sexual harassment.

Rachellelogram
06-09-2011, 02:22 PM
Look, I am a big ol hornball who loves sex more than the average girl (based on discussions with friends and such). Even in the heat of the moment of a dirty convo, a dick picture is just funny. Sorry, thems the facts.
I'm curious how you leapt from expressing your opinion on dicpics to calling them facts.

I've seen so many jerks generalizing this opinion over the past week and it's REALLY starting to grate. A bunch of self-righteous bitches online who don't like dick pics start telling the world that nobody does. But this bitch likes dick pics, as long as I like the guy in question. I've requested them in the past. How do you account for that?

Cat Whisperer
06-09-2011, 02:26 PM
<snip>How do you account for that?
Holes in the space-time continuum?

Living Well Is Best Revenge
06-09-2011, 02:26 PM
I'm curious how you leapt from expressing your opinion on dicpics to calling them facts.

I've seen so many jerks generalizing this opinion over the past week and it's REALLY starting to grate. A bunch of self-righteous bitches online who don't like dick pics start telling the world that nobody does. But this bitch likes dick pics, as long as I like the guy in question. I've requested them in the past. How do you account for that?

Thank you for having the guts to admit some women like this sort of thing. With all the slut shaming we do in this world, it's not easy to say stuff like this.

DiosaBellissima
06-09-2011, 02:30 PM
I'm curious how you leapt from expressing your opinion on dicpics to calling them facts.

I've seen so many jerks generalizing this opinion over the past week and it's REALLY starting to grate. A bunch of self-righteous bitches online who don't like dick pics start telling the world that nobody does. But this bitch likes dick pics, as long as I like the guy in question. I've requested them in the past. How do you account for that?

Oh jeez, calm down. "Thems the facts" is a joking saying, obviously not intended to be serious. Sorry it upset you so much that you decided to resort to name-calling.

Since it's obviously too late for me to go back and edit my posts (which I thought were obviously being read as my own, personal experiences and perceptions, not the law I've written as god/president of the world), let me be clear for anyone like our sweet rachelellogram who is misunderstanding my intent: anything I posted is written based on my own personal opinion, not fact, law or statute (moral or governmental). In fact, perhaps I was being too silly, too light hearted and joking in my tone, so I apologize for not taking the matter of unsolicited cock pictures with the gravity they out to be.

And slut shaming? Come on. If you like dick pictures: more power to you. I don't for sexual purposes. A lot of women I know don't. You can diddle yourself to as many pictures of penises as you'd like without judgement from me, but come on- suggesting we're "slut shaming" because. . . we think pictures of cocks are funny? You're accusing a self professed slut of that. Idgi.

Living Well Is Best Revenge
06-09-2011, 02:37 PM
And slut shaming? Come on. If you like dick pictures: more power to you. I don't for sexual purposes. A lot of women I know don't. You can diddle yourself to as many pictures of penises as you'd like without judgement from me, but come on- suggesting we're "slut shaming" because. . . we think pictures of cocks are funny? You're accusing a self professed slut of that. Idgi.

That's great you have that attitude, but a lot of both men and women would most certainly look down on a woman for expressing sexuality in a more stereotypical masculine way.

DiosaBellissima
06-09-2011, 02:39 PM
That's great you have that attitude, but a lot of both men and women would most certainly look down on a woman for expressing sexuality in a more stereotypical masculine way.

I would be truly shocked to find any of the anti cock picture posters in this thread that would actually judge another woman for getting off on dirty pictures. That's not at all what they were saying and it's a bit of a leap to go from "To be brutally honest, even the most impressive penis, which I'm sure yours is, is rather ridiculous looking out of context" to the idea that any woman who expresses sexual interest in a cock should be shamed and mocked roundly.

Joey P
06-09-2011, 02:40 PM
I thought for sure you were going to link to this:

PSA: An Important Message from Women EVERYWHERE (http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/670c0ffed5/psa-an-important-message-from-women-everywhere)

Ha! Both Artemis and Mac's Mom from It's Always Sunny were in that.

Drunky Smurf
06-09-2011, 02:44 PM
Ha! Both Artemis and Mac's Mom from It's Always Sunny were in that.

That's who they were. I recognized them but I couldn't place them. Thanks.

Hello Again
06-09-2011, 02:47 PM
That's great you have that attitude, but a lot of both men and women would most certainly look down on a woman for expressing sexuality in a more stereotypical masculine way.

Yes, nothing supports womanhood like calling other women self-righteous bitches for saying cocks are funny. Thank god someone was brave enough to do it!

Joey P
06-09-2011, 02:49 PM
That's who they were. I recognized them but I couldn't place them. Thanks.

I wouldn't have recognized Artemis on sight, but her voice gives her away.

DiosaBellissima
06-09-2011, 02:50 PM
Yes, nothing supports womanhood like calling other women self-righteous bitches for saying cocks are funny. Thank god someone was brave enough to do it!

Not even really cocks: unsolicited pictures of cocks are funny. I mean, I very rarely pull down a guy's boxer briefs and commence pointing and laughing.

Living Well Is Best Revenge
06-09-2011, 02:51 PM
Yes, nothing supports womanhood like calling other women self-righteous bitches for saying cocks are funny. Thank god someone was brave enough to do it!

Well good point. My response to Rachel was about her admission of asking for these photos from time to time, which leads me to think she enjoys them (and not for a laugh if you catch my drift)

Hello Again
06-09-2011, 02:53 PM
Not even really cocks: unsolicited pictures of cocks are funny. I mean, I very rarely pull down a guy's boxer briefs and commence pointing and laughing.

That's true.

I believe my statement in a different thread along the lines of "dicks are hilarious" actually spawned its own thread a while back. That was one of my finest hours on the SDMB.

PunditLisa
06-09-2011, 02:55 PM
A bunch of self-righteous bitches online who don't like dick pics start telling the world that nobody does. But this bitch likes dick pics, as long as I like the guy in question.

You realize you've just qualified your response to agree with us, right? See, the reason these rich and famous men got into trouble is because their recipients didn't like the guy in question. And I have ZERO doubt that either of them imagined that that was the case when they sent it.

Rule of thumb: If you're not 100% certain that it'll be welcomed without laughter (or worse), then keep your penis in your pants.

Now that's not so hard, is it?

Yeah, sorry, that was bad.

Living Well Is Best Revenge
06-09-2011, 03:01 PM
Good article on the subject:
http://deadspin.com/5810412/why-men-send-dong-shots-to-people

I agree with the writer that men can experience a level of horniness that women cannot understand, which can result in some truly bad decisions and errors in judgment.

WhyNot
06-09-2011, 03:31 PM
I'm curious how you leapt from expressing your opinion on dicpics to calling them facts.

I've seen so many jerks generalizing this opinion over the past week and it's REALLY starting to grate. A bunch of self-righteous bitches online who don't like dick pics start telling the world that nobody does. But this bitch likes dick pics, as long as I like the guy in question. I've requested them in the past. How do you account for that?

I'm not sure how requested dick pics relates to unsolicited penis pics.

Ann Hedonia
06-09-2011, 03:39 PM
One explanation I've read recently for why some guys send dick pics: they are looking for the kind of woman who loves dick pics.

Which would be a man.

DiosaBellissima
06-09-2011, 03:46 PM
You realize you've just qualified your response to agree with us, right? See, the reason these rich and famous men got into trouble is because their recipients didn't like the guy in question. And I have ZERO doubt that either of them imagined that that was the case when they sent it.

Rule of thumb: If you're not 100% certain that it'll be welcomed without laughter (or worse), then keep your penis in your pants.

Now that's not so hard, is it?

Yeah, sorry, that was bad.

I'm not sure how requested dick pics relates to unsolicited penis pics.

Ummm, you guys can stop slut shaming now, ok? Why do you hate women??? :mad:

mlees
06-09-2011, 03:55 PM
I thought I saw an interview with one of the Weiner woman who stated that Weiner asked her if she wanted to see his Johnson.

Assuming she wasn't lying (that the picture was not unsolicited), apparently there are women who don't mind these pics.

bup
06-09-2011, 03:59 PM
Women still really like unsolicited SURPRISE! dick pics on facebook, though, right?

DiosaBellissima
06-09-2011, 04:00 PM
Let's see . . . an ELECTED OFFICIAL texts me and asks me if I want to see his dick.

You're right, I'd definitely say no to that because I think penis pictures are funny.








. . . jk, I would definitely say I wanted to see that. It's a politician's dick! (And yes, I'd then laugh at it. Then laugh that a politician was stupid enough to send me dick pics).

mlees
06-09-2011, 04:04 PM
Let's see . . . an ELECTED OFFICIAL texts me and asks me if I want to see his dick.

You're right, I'd definitely say no to that because I think penis pictures are funny.








. . . jk, I would definitely say I wanted to see that. It's a politician's dick! (And yes, I'd then laugh at it. Then laugh that a politician was stupid enough to send me dick pics).

:D Good point.

But it's stuff like that that might have encouraged the belief in Weiner that women wanted to see his junk. Obviously, the man wasn't thinking clearly.

mlees
06-09-2011, 04:05 PM
Women still really like unsolicited SURPRISE! dick pics on facebook, though, right?

I am too bashfull and insecure to conduct this sort of study myself. :)

boytyperanma
06-09-2011, 04:08 PM
Sheesh women, what the fuck is wrong with them. I never turn down free penis pics.

needscoffee
06-09-2011, 04:12 PM
For me, the simple truth is, if you wouldn't walk into my house with your dick hanging out of your pants and waggle it in my face, ...
I don't think you should have written that out loud. Has your doorbell started ringing yet?

Cat Whisperer
06-09-2011, 04:52 PM
Oh jeez, calm down. "Thems the facts" is a joking saying, obviously not intended to be serious. Sorry it upset you so much that you decided to resort to name-calling.

Since it's obviously too late for me to go back and edit my posts (which I thought were obviously being read as my own, personal experiences and perceptions, not the law I've written as god/president of the world), let me be clear for anyone like our sweet rachelellogram who is misunderstanding my intent: anything I posted is written based on my own personal opinion, not fact, law or statute (moral or governmental). In fact, perhaps I was being too silly, too light hearted and joking in my tone, so I apologize for not taking the matter of unsolicited cock pictures with the gravity they out to be.

And slut shaming? Come on. If you like dick pictures: more power to you. I don't for sexual purposes. A lot of women I know don't. You can diddle yourself to as many pictures of penises as you'd like without judgement from me, but come on- suggesting we're "slut shaming" because. . . we think pictures of cocks are funny? You're accusing a self professed slut of that. Idgi.I think I covered all that in my answer. :)

DiosaBellissima
06-09-2011, 05:32 PM
:D Good point.

But it's stuff like that that might have encouraged the belief in Weiner that women wanted to see his junk. Obviously, the man wasn't thinking clearly.

Oh sure. And I mean, I'm sure the guys that send me their dicks and I say, "Wow. Nice" and change the subject are thinking, "YES! SHE SAID WOW! SHE'S IMPRESSED BY MY MANLY GIRTH!!!!!" But I mean, I'm not going to be mean about it, even if it is funny. Instead, I'm just going to giggle about it to my friends IRL and on a message board :D.

Autolycus
06-09-2011, 06:53 PM
What if it was like, a massive monster dong? Like a submarine sandwich! Would you ladies be impressed then?

pbbth
06-09-2011, 07:30 PM
What if it was like, a massive monster dong? Like a submarine sandwich! Would you ladies be impressed then?

Impressed? Yes. Interested? No.

I was always a little astonished when I was doing the on-line dating thing at the sheer number of dick pics that would get sent to me. No text, no name, nothing but a phone number and a picture of an erect penis. And it wasn't like my ad said anything about an intense need to touch a dick either, it was about my non-sexual interests. Apparently there are sheer numbers of men who come across a personal ad and say, "She likes theater, opera, and retro 80's music? I'd bet she'd love to see my dick!" I went out with a lot of different men (and eventually married one of them) that I met from those on-line ads, not one of which was dumb enough to send me a picture of his penis.

miss elizabeth
06-09-2011, 08:05 PM
Unsolicited dick pics are funny at best, downright disturbing at worst. I have never been turned on by one (and I have seen many, because TONS of guys send them).

BUT, I have asked for (and received) dick pics that I liked. So, this woman at least can be turned on by a picture of a penis.

That said, take the time to take a good picture. Some penises aren't that photogenic. Some are quite nice looking though. If your penis isn't that great, try the "hard on in the underwear" shot, like Weiner did. I actually thought that was a pretty well done photo.

control-z
06-10-2011, 10:52 AM
Listen up, men. We know you love your penises. Despite the fact that we may find them pleasurable from time to time, our adoration rarely extends beyond the bedroom. So unless explicitly requested, resist the temptation to photograph your penis and send it to us, no matter how awesome you think it, or he, is. Trust me, its awesomeness just doesn't translate. To be brutally honest, even the most impressive penis, which I'm sure yours is, is rather ridiculous looking out of context.

I agree. Guys shouldn't be sending pictures of their penis to you, it's wrong and tasteless. You should only have pictures of MY penis, delete the others!

mlees
06-10-2011, 10:55 AM
I agree. Guys shouldn't be sending pictures of their penis to you, it's wrong and tasteless. You should only have pictures of MY penis, delete the others!

Heh. How can they tell which one is yours?

Does it come with a bar code?

control-z
06-10-2011, 10:57 AM
Heh. How can they tell which one is yours?

Does it come with a bar code?

It's the one named LongJohnDong69.jpg.

All the others are gross.

Anaamika
06-10-2011, 12:25 PM
Thankfully I can't receive pictures on my phone. But, I admit, the only time I have ever received unsolicited dick pics were on a sexual-themed message board (PM box).

I never, ever got one unasked over e-mail. I feel kind of left out.

(This is still not a request for dick pics.)

Little Nemo
06-10-2011, 12:45 PM
Gentlemen, it's time to face the facts. If they didn't want penis pictures from an NFL quarterback or a United States congressman, they don't want a penis picture from you or me. So stop.

But not you, ladies. It's completely different with us. Don't think we don't sincerely appreciate any nude pictures of yourselves you sent to us. Or that we obtained by hacking into your cellphone.

Oslo Ostragoth
06-11-2011, 11:21 PM
Condi didn't think too much of mine. (http://www.tsbmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/penis1.jpg)

Completely SFW.

Malacandra
06-12-2011, 03:12 AM
Thankfully I can't receive pictures on my phone. But, I admit, the only time I have ever received unsolicited dick pics were on a sexual-themed message board (PM box).

I never, ever got one unasked over e-mail. I feel kind of left out.

(This is still not a request for dick pics.)

"Unasked" (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SuspiciouslySpecificDenial) :dubious: :D

Sierra Indigo
06-12-2011, 06:25 AM
I like dick pics.

There's one site I frequent that is less a dating site and more about hooking up with people in a certain subculture. I've gotten some very, very nice unsolicited dick pics from users there. I enjoy the good ones, and laugh at the crap ones.

Johanna
06-12-2011, 07:46 AM
Actually, in the places where a woman flashing her breasts gets her beads, a man can flash his dick and get some beads, too.

I know this thing to be true. And they were some very nice beads.

This conjures up disturbing mental images of the throwers on the floats playing quoits with those beads... "It's a ringer!"

running coach
06-12-2011, 07:52 AM
This conjures up disturbing mental images of the throwers on the floats playing quoits with those beads... "It's a ringer!"

Better than horseshoes.