Going to try a Mad Libs game here.

[John DiFool]

In honor of the passing of its creator. (http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=611889) Very easy-I'll list the parts-of-speech clues, and first come first served for each clue (please do in order). When you are done I'll type up the story, we'll hopefully get a laugh.

I have one of the smaller booklets. Ah, here's a good one, "Slugs And Bile":

1. Adjective
2. Adjective
3. Verb
4. Part of the body
5. Noun
6. Verb ending in -ing
7. Adjective
8. Noun
9. Adjective

Go at it!

[CCYMan]

1. DELICIOUS
2. Adjective
3. Verb
4. Part of the body
5. Noun
6. Verb ending in -ing
7. Adjective
8. Noun
9. Adjective

[Ferret Herder]

1. DELICIOUS
2. Bustling
3. Verb
4. Part of the body
5. Noun
6. Verb ending in -ing
7. Adjective
8. Noun
9. Adjective

[Bosstone]

1. DELICIOUS
2. Bustling
3. Masticate
4. Part of the body
5. Noun
6. Verb ending in -ing
7. Adjective
8. Noun
9. Adjective

[blondebear]

1. DELICIOUS
2. Bustling
3. Masticate
4. Eye Socket
5. Noun
6. Verb ending in -ing
7. Adjective
8. Noun
9. Adjective

[twickster]

1. DELICIOUS
2. Bustling
3. Masticate
4. Eye Socket
5. Raccoon
6. Verb ending in -ing
7. Adjective
8. Noun
9. Adjective

[notfrommensa]

1. DELICIOUS
2. Bustling
3. Masticate
4. Eye Socket
5. raccoon
6. peddling
7. Adjective
8. Noun
9. Adjective

[Maus Magill]

1. DELICIOUS
2. Bustling
3. Masticate
4. Eye Socket
5. raccoon
6. peddling
7. smelly
8. Noun
9. Adjective

[Sailboat]

1. DELICIOUS
2. Bustling
3. Masticate
4. Eye Socket
5. raccoon
6. peddling
7. smelly
8. office-seeker
9. Adjective

[Winston Smith]

1. DELICIOUS
2. Bustling
3. Masticate
4. Eye Socket
5. raccoon
6. peddling
7. smelly
8. office-seeker
9. meaty

[John DiFool]

Okay here we go!

[John DiFool]

Sticky as a delicious piece of gum, but more slimy than one of the infamous Fear Factor superworms: you might have some trouble getting ten of these sticky, bustling slugs down. They're as big and greasy as they come. Masticate them up and put them in your eye socket 1 at a time, because they might stick in your raccoon if you cram too many at once. Keep chewing and swallowing-if you stop, they might start peddling in your mouth, and that would be really smelly. Once you've eaten the slugs, get ready for an office seeker of cow bile. That should cleanse your palate for the next meaty dish!

* * * * *

You know, the next one I'm going to replace a number of the defaults (they really should have more of them than 9):

A Dreadful Diner

1. Title for a business
2. Internal organ
3. Verb (3rd person plural)
4. Adjective
5. Food
6. Animal
7. Verb (infinitive)
8. Abstract noun (love, hate, fear, etc.)
9. Adjective
10. Food
11. Adverb
12. Part of human external anatomy
13. Invertebrate
14. Verb (3rd person pl.)
15. -ing verb
16. Bodily function (verb)
17. Bodily orifice
18. -ing verb
19. Verb (infinitive)
20. Piece of furniture
21. Part of an animal's body (specify animal)
22. Verb (infinitive)
23. Verb (3rd person pl.)
24. Noun
25. Body part
26. Bodily function (noun)

[JohnT]

1. Sneed's Feed and Seed (Formerly Chuck's)
2. Internal organ
3. Verb (3rd person plural)
4. Adjective
5. Food
6. Animal
7. Verb (infinitive)
8. Abstract noun (love, hate, fear, etc.)
9. Adjective
10. Food
11. Adverb
12. Part of human external anatomy
13. Invertebrate
14. Verb (3rd person pl.)
15. -ing verb
16. Bodily function (verb)
17. Bodily orifice
18. -ing verb
19. Verb (infinitive)
20. Piece of furniture
21. Part of an animal's body (specify animal)
22. Verb (infinitive)
23. Verb (3rd person pl.)
24. Noun
25. Body part
26. Bodily function (noun)

[blondebear]

1. Sneed's Feed and Seed (Formerly Chuck's)
2. Pancreas
3. Verb (3rd person plural)
4. Adjective
5. Food
6. Animal
7. Verb (infinitive)
8. Abstract noun (love, hate, fear, etc.)
9. Adjective
10. Food
11. Adverb
12. Part of human external anatomy
13. Invertebrate
14. Verb (3rd person pl.)
15. -ing verb
16. Bodily function (verb)
17. Bodily orifice
18. -ing verb
19. Verb (infinitive)
20. Piece of furniture
21. Part of an animal's body (specify animal)
22. Verb (infinitive)
23. Verb (3rd person pl.)
24. Noun
25. Body part
26. Bodily function (noun)

[Annie-Xmas]

1. Sneed's Feed and Seed (Formerly Chuck's)
2. Pancreas
3. suck
4. Adjective
5. Food
6. Animal
7. Verb (infinitive)
8. Abstract noun (love, hate, fear, etc.)
9. Adjective
10. Food
11. Adverb
12. Part of human external anatomy
13. Invertebrate
14. Verb (3rd person pl.)
15. -ing verb
16. Bodily function (verb)
17. Bodily orifice
18. -ing verb
19. Verb (infinitive)
20. Piece of furniture
21. Part of an animal's body (specify animal)
22. Verb (infinitive)
23. Verb (3rd person pl.)
24. Noun
25. Body part
26. Bodily function (noun)

[twickster]

1. Sneed's Feed and Seed (Formerly Chuck's)
2. Pancreas
3. suck
4. cromulent
5. Food
6. Animal
7. Verb (infinitive)
8. Abstract noun (love, hate, fear, etc.)
9. Adjective
10. Food
11. Adverb
12. Part of human external anatomy
13. Invertebrate
14. Verb (3rd person pl.)
15. -ing verb
16. Bodily function (verb)
17. Bodily orifice
18. -ing verb
19. Verb (infinitive)
20. Piece of furniture
21. Part of an animal's body (specify animal)
22. Verb (infinitive)
23. Verb (3rd person pl.)
24. Noun
25. Body part
26. Bodily function (noun)

[Chronos]

1. Sneed's Feed and Seed (Formerly Chuck's)
2. Pancreas
3. suck
4. cromulent

5. Lutefisk

6. Animal
7. Verb (infinitive)
8. Abstract noun (love, hate, fear, etc.)
9. Adjective
10. Food
11. Adverb
12. Part of human external anatomy
13. Invertebrate
14. Verb (3rd person pl.)
15. -ing verb
16. Bodily function (verb)
17. Bodily orifice
18. -ing verb
19. Verb (infinitive)
20. Piece of furniture
21. Part of an animal's body (specify animal)
22. Verb (infinitive)
23. Verb (3rd person pl.)
24. Noun
25. Body part
26. Bodily function (noun)


And that slug one came out remarkably coherent, all things considered.

[Maus Magill]

1. Sneed's Feed and Seed (Formerly Chuck's)
2. Pancreas
3. suck
4. cromulent
5. Lutefisk
6. Whelk
7. Verb (infinitive)
8. Abstract noun (love, hate, fear, etc.)
9. Adjective
10. Food
11. Adverb
12. Part of human external anatomy
13. Invertebrate
14. Verb (3rd person pl.)
15. -ing verb
16. Bodily function (verb)
17. Bodily orifice
18. -ing verb
19. Verb (infinitive)
20. Piece of furniture
21. Part of an animal's body (specify animal)
22. Verb (infinitive)
23. Verb (3rd person pl.)
24. Noun
25. Body part
26. Bodily function (noun)

[Ludovic]

1. Sneed's Feed and Seed (Formerly Chuck's)
2. Pancreas
3. suck
4. cromulent
5. Lutefisk
6. Whelk
7. To Bask
8. Abstract noun (love, hate, fear, etc.)
9. Adjective
10. Food
11. Adverb
12. Part of human external anatomy
13. Invertebrate
14. Verb (3rd person pl.)
15. -ing verb
16. Bodily function (verb)
17. Bodily orifice
18. -ing verb
19. Verb (infinitive)
20. Piece of furniture
21. Part of an animal's body (specify animal)
22. Verb (infinitive)
23. Verb (3rd person pl.)
24. Noun
25. Body part
26. Bodily function (noun)

[Omniscient]

1. Sneed's Feed and Seed (Formerly Chuck's)
2. Pancreas
3. suck
4. cromulent
5. Lutefisk
6. Whelk
7. To Bask
8. petulance
9. Adjective
10. Food
11. Adverb
12. Part of human external anatomy
13. Invertebrate
14. Verb (3rd person pl.)
15. -ing verb
16. Bodily function (verb)
17. Bodily orifice
18. -ing verb
19. Verb (infinitive)
20. Piece of furniture
21. Part of an animal's body (specify animal)
22. Verb (infinitive)
23. Verb (3rd person pl.)
24. Noun
25. Body part
26. Bodily function (noun)

[notfrommensa]

1. Sneed's Feed and Seed (Formerly Chuck's)
2. Pancreas
3. suck
4. cromulent
5. Lutefisk
6. Whelk
7. To Bask
8. petulance
9. moody
10. Food
11. Adverb
12. Part of human external anatomy
13. Invertebrate
14. Verb (3rd person pl.)
15. -ing verb
16. Bodily function (verb)
17. Bodily orifice
18. -ing verb
19. Verb (infinitive)
20. Piece of furniture
21. Part of an animal's body (specify animal)
22. Verb (infinitive)
23. Verb (3rd person pl.)
24. Noun
25. Body part
26. Bodily function (noun)

[blondebear]

Hope y'all don't mind if I go for another one?

1. Sneed's Feed and Seed (Formerly Chuck's)
2. Pancreas
3. suck
4. cromulent
5. Lutefisk
6. Whelk
7. To Bask
8. petulance
9. moody
10. Jumbo Jack
11. Adverb
12. Part of human external anatomy
13. Invertebrate
14. Verb (3rd person pl.)
15. -ing verb
16. Bodily function (verb)
17. Bodily orifice
18. -ing verb
19. Verb (infinitive)
20. Piece of furniture
21. Part of an animal's body (specify animal)
22. Verb (infinitive)
23. Verb (3rd person pl.)
24. Noun
25. Body part
26. Bodily function (noun)

[John DiFool]

Knock yourselves out!

[twickster]

1. Sneed's Feed and Seed (Formerly Chuck's)
2. Pancreas
3. suck
4. cromulent
5. Lutefisk
6. Whelk
7. To Bask
8. petulance
9. moody
10. Jumbo Jack
11. thrillingly
12. Part of human external anatomy
13. Invertebrate
14. Verb (3rd person pl.)
15. -ing verb
16. Bodily function (verb)
17. Bodily orifice
18. -ing verb
19. Verb (infinitive)
20. Piece of furniture
21. Part of an animal's body (specify animal)
22. Verb (infinitive)
23. Verb (3rd person pl.)
24. Noun
25. Body part
26. Bodily function (noun)

[Ludovic]

1. Sneed's Feed and Seed (Formerly Chuck's)
2. Pancreas
3. suck
4. cromulent
5. Lutefisk
6. Whelk
7. To Bask
8. petulance
9. moody
10. Jumbo Jack
11. thrillingly
12. Nose hair
13. Invertebrate
14. Verb (3rd person pl.)
15. -ing verb
16. Bodily function (verb)
17. Bodily orifice
18. -ing verb
19. Verb (infinitive)
20. Piece of furniture
21. Part of an animal's body (specify animal)
22. Verb (infinitive)
23. Verb (3rd person pl.)
24. Noun
25. Body part
26. Bodily function (noun)

[Annie-Xmas]

1. Sneed's Feed and Seed (Formerly Chuck's)
2. Pancreas
3. suck
4. cromulent
5. Lutefisk
6. Whelk
7. To Bask
8. petulance
9. moody
10. Jumbo Jack
11. thrillingly
12. Nose hair
13. Geoduck
14. Verb (3rd person pl.)
15. -ing verb
16. Bodily function (verb)
17. Bodily orifice
18. -ing verb
19. Verb (infinitive)
20. Piece of furniture
21. Part of an animal's body (specify animal)
22. Verb (infinitive)
23. Verb (3rd person pl.)
24. Noun
25. Body part
26. Bodily function (noun)

[Ludovic]

1. Sneed's Feed and Seed (Formerly Chuck's)
2. Pancreas
3. suck
4. cromulent
5. Lutefisk
6. Whelk
7. To Bask
8. petulance
9. moody
10. Jumbo Jack
11. thrillingly
12. Nose hair
13. Geoduck
14. Defenestrate (3rd person pl.)
15. -ing verb
16. Bodily function (verb)
17. Bodily orifice
18. -ing verb
19. Verb (infinitive)
20. Piece of furniture
21. Part of an animal's body (specify animal)
22. Verb (infinitive)
23. Verb (3rd person pl.)
24. Noun
25. Body part
26. Bodily function (noun)

[Hoopy Frood]

5. Lutefisk

I call shenanigans. Lutefisk is not food.

1. Sneed's Feed and Seed (Formerly Chuck's)
2. Pancreas
3. suck
4. cromulent
5. Lutefisk
6. Whelk
7. To Bask
8. petulance
9. moody
10. Jumbo Jack
11. thrillingly
12. Nose hair
13. Geoduck
14. Defenestrate
15. finagling
16. Bodily function (verb)
17. Bodily orifice
18. -ing verb
19. Verb (infinitive)
20. Piece of furniture
21. Part of an animal's body (specify animal)
22. Verb (infinitive)
23. Verb (3rd person pl.)
24. Noun
25. Body part
26. Bodily function (noun)

[John DiFool]

11 more!

[Electric Warrior]

1. Sneed's Feed and Seed (Formerly Chuck's)
2. Pancreas
3. suck
4. cromulent
5. Lutefisk
6. Whelk
7. To Bask
8. petulance
9. moody
10. Jumbo Jack
11. thrillingly
12. Nose hair
13. Geoduck
14. Defenestrate
15. finagling
16. Dancing
17. Bodily orifice
18. -ing verb
19. Verb (infinitive)
20. Piece of furniture
21. Part of an animal's body (specify animal)
22. Verb (infinitive)
23. Verb (3rd person pl.)
24. Noun
25. Body part

(What, that's totally a bodily function.)
26. Bodily function (noun)

[Maus Magill]

1. Sneed's Feed and Seed (Formerly Chuck's)
2. Pancreas
3. suck
4. cromulent
5. Lutefisk
6. Whelk
7. To Bask
8. petulance
9. moody
10. Jumbo Jack
11. thrillingly
12. Nose hair
13. Geoduck
14. Defenestrate
15. finagling
16. Dancing
17. Ear canal
18. -ing verb
19. Verb (infinitive)
20. Piece of furniture
21. Part of an animal's body (specify animal)
22. Verb (infinitive)
23. Verb (3rd person pl.)
24. Noun
25. Body part

[Electric Warrior]

Whoops, sorry, I didn't mean to cut off #26.

[Omniscient]

1. Sneed's Feed and Seed (Formerly Chuck's)
2. Pancreas
3. suck
4. cromulent
5. Lutefisk
6. Whelk
7. To Bask
8. petulance
9. moody
10. Jumbo Jack
11. thrillingly
12. Nose hair
13. Geoduck
14. Defenestrate
15. finagling
16. Dancing
17. Ear canal
18. prolapsing
19. Verb (infinitive)
20. Piece of furniture
21. Part of an animal's body (specify animal)
22. Verb (infinitive)
23. Verb (3rd person pl.)
24. Noun
25. Body part
26. Bodily function (noun)

[John DiFool]

8 more to go!

[Ludovic]

1. Sneed's Feed and Seed (Formerly Chuck's)
2. Pancreas
3. suck
4. cromulent
5. Lutefisk
6. Whelk
7. To Bask
8. petulance
9. moody
10. Jumbo Jack
11. thrillingly
12. Nose hair
13. Geoduck
14. Defenestrate
15. finagling
16. Dancing
17. Ear canal
18. prolapsing
19. to log on
20. Piece of furniture
21. Part of an animal's body (specify animal)
22. Verb (infinitive)
23. Verb (3rd person pl.)
24. Noun
25. Body part
26. Bodily function (noun)

[blondebear]

1. Sneed's Feed and Seed (Formerly Chuck's)
2. Pancreas
3. suck
4. cromulent
5. Lutefisk
6. Whelk
7. To Bask
8. petulance
9. moody
10. Jumbo Jack
11. thrillingly
12. Nose hair
13. Geoduck
14. Defenestrate
15. finagling
16. Dancing
17. Ear canal
18. prolapsing
19. to log on
20. curio cabinet
21. Part of an animal's body (specify animal)
22. Verb (infinitive)
23. Verb (3rd person pl.)
24. Noun
25. Body part
26. Bodily function (noun)

[Chronos]

1. Sneed's Feed and Seed (Formerly Chuck's)
2. Pancreas
3. suck
4. cromulent
5. Lutefisk
6. Whelk
7. To Bask
8. petulance
9. moody
10. Jumbo Jack
11. thrillingly
12. Nose hair
13. Geoduck
14. Defenestrate
15. finagling
16. Dancing
17. Ear canal
18. prolapsing
19. to log on
20. curio cabinet
21. raccoon's baculum
22. Verb (infinitive)
23. Verb (3rd person pl.)
24. Noun
25. Body part
26. Bodily function (noun)

[MHaye]

1. Sneed's Feed and Seed (Formerly Chuck's)
2. Pancreas
3. suck
4. cromulent
5. Lutefisk
6. Whelk
7. To Bask
8. petulance
9. moody
10. Jumbo Jack
11. thrillingly
12. Nose hair
13. Geoduck
14. Defenestrate
15. finagling
16. Dancing
17. Ear canal
18. prolapsing
19. to log on
20. curio cabinet
21. raccoon's baculum

22. To perambulate

23. Verb (3rd person pl.)
24. Noun
25. Body part
26. Bodily function (noun)[/QUOTE]

[Ludovic]

1. Sneed's Feed and Seed (Formerly Chuck's)
2. Pancreas
3. suck
4. cromulent
5. Lutefisk
6. Whelk
7. To Bask
8. petulance
9. moody
10. Jumbo Jack
11. thrillingly
12. Nose hair
13. Geoduck
14. Defenestrate
15. finagling
16. Dancing
17. Ear canal
18. prolapsing
19. to log on
20. curio cabinet
21. raccoon's baculum
22. To perambulate
23. Rant
24. Noun
25. Body part
26. Bodily function (noun)

[Maus Magill]

1. Sneed's Feed and Seed (Formerly Chuck's)
2. Pancreas
3. suck
4. cromulent
5. Lutefisk
6. Whelk
7. To Bask
8. petulance
9. moody
10. Jumbo Jack
11. thrillingly
12. Nose hair
13. Geoduck
14. Defenestrate
15. finagling
16. Dancing
17. Ear canal
18. prolapsing
19. to log on
20. curio cabinet
21. raccoon's baculum
22. To perambulate
23. Rant
24. Calendar
25. Body part
26. Bodily function (noun)

[CCYMan]

Sticky as a delicious piece of gum




I just popped in here to say DOH! I hate it when the word you pick fits the sentence perfectly! A delicious piece of gum? Sigh. "Delicious" had funny potential in almost any other situation except food.

[John DiFool]

2 more-c'mon people!

[Ludovic]

1. Sneed's Feed and Seed (Formerly Chuck's)
2. Pancreas
3. suck
4. cromulent
5. Lutefisk
6. Whelk
7. To Bask
8. petulance
9. moody
10. Jumbo Jack
11. thrillingly
12. Nose hair
13. Geoduck
14. Defenestrate
15. finagling
16. Dancing
17. Ear canal
18. prolapsing
19. to log on
20. curio cabinet
21. raccoon's baculum
22. To perambulate
23. Rant
24. Calendar
25. Endoplasmic Reticulum
26. Bodily function (noun)

[Annie-Xmas]

1. Sneed's Feed and Seed (Formerly Chuck's)
2. Pancreas
3. suck
4. cromulent
5. Lutefisk
6. Whelk
7. To Bask
8. petulance
9. moody
10. Jumbo Jack
11. thrillingly
12. Nose hair
13. Geoduck
14. Defenestrate
15. finagling
16. Dancing
17. Ear canal
18. prolapsing
19. to log on
20. curio cabinet
21. raccoon's baculum
22. To perambulate
23. Rant
24. Calendar
25. Endoplasmic Reticulum
26. Burp

[John DiFool]

Okay! Typing it up as we speak.

[John DiFool]

When you're going to Sneed's Feed and Seed (Formerly Chuck's) Restaurant, it's best to have a strong pancreas. You never know what they'll suck in front of you. Today they have two cromulent selections: old maggoty lutefisk and whelk snout! To bask these dishes with petulance requires a moody lesson in etiquette. The Jumbo Jack Cheese should be eaten thrillingly with your nose hair. If the geoducks start to crawl or defenestrate [themselves] out of the lutefisk, ignore them and keep finagling. Try not to dance through your ear canal-prolapsing the lutefish might cause you to log on all over the curio cabinet! The raccoon's baculum is easier to perambulate-just don't rant if the raccoon's whiskers tickle the calendar in your endoplasmic reticulum. Take it one burp at a time if you want to get through dinner Sneed's Feed and Seed style!

[John DiFool]

If anyone is game for another, I'll post it.

[Qin Shi Huangdi]

Interested.