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Indian
06-28-2011, 06:11 AM
The mathematical constant pi is under threat from a group of detractors who will be marking "Tau Day" on Tuesday.
Tau Day revellers suggest a constant called tau should take its place: twice as large as pi, or about 6.28 - hence the 28 June celebration.
Linky (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-13906169).
:D
xkit0katx
06-28-2011, 07:44 AM
Some very good reasons why given here (http://vihart.com/blog/pi-is-still-wrong/) by the lovely Vi Hart
guizot
06-28-2011, 08:16 AM
I could never get home from school with being bullied by piists--pious piists, who think they own the world. I came from a poor tau family, and every day my dad would come home from the bar drunk, saying how some day he was going to show those "goddamn, self-righteous, stuck-up, Cadillac pis just what was what." And that's what he did. He stormed into the Bureau of Weights and Measures office one clear morning--I'll never forget that day--and went on a rampage, recalculating everything by different terms. It was a horrible scene. They still talk about it today. He was a good man. I can't say I agree completely with what he did, but I'll always be proud of my dad for sticking up for our people.
VunderBob
06-28-2011, 08:19 AM
This entire topic is irrational.
Autolycus
06-28-2011, 08:30 AM
At first I was all like pffft, those posers. Pi is awesome and everyone knows it. How dare they besmirch the beautiful boundless pi? But then I read the manifesto. Like Paul of Tarsus inventing the slide rule, the scales fell off my eyes. I knew then and there that Tau is the one true trig constant.
http://tauday.com/
CCYMan
06-28-2011, 08:40 AM
After reading the OP, and knowing The Dope, I thought the rest of the thread would be a serious discussion of math(s) that was way over my head.
Imagine my relief when I discovered it's going to be a good ol' train wreck instead!
Now, let's see, I should contribute something...um...PI SUCKS! TAU RULES!
UncleRojelio
06-28-2011, 09:04 AM
Some very good reasons why given here (http://vihart.com/blog/pi-is-still-wrong/) by the lovely Vi Hart
I think I've just been converted. I will forever more worship at the altar of Tau.
Zeldar
06-28-2011, 09:10 AM
My reaction to learning the existence of tau in this sense and usage is that 2Pi or Tu-Pi makes more sense. Think Tu-Pi Shakur! :)
mrklutz
06-28-2011, 09:18 AM
When come back, bring... tau?
UncleRojelio
06-28-2011, 09:22 AM
When come back, bring... tau?
No, when come back, bring two-pie.
Siam Sam
06-28-2011, 09:30 AM
Pi are square?
Canadjun
06-28-2011, 11:13 AM
This entire topic is irrational.
But it's so transcendental!
Polycarp
06-28-2011, 12:03 PM
This entire topic is irrational.
But reading it has been a transcendental experience!
ETA: Damn you, Canadjun!! :D
EvilTOJ
06-28-2011, 01:48 PM
But reading it has been a transcendental experience!
No, no. That was zen, this is tau.
BDoors
06-28-2011, 02:23 PM
I think if early mathematicians had gone for the more sensible Tau, and we'd had six fingers on each hand (hence widespread use of the more tractable base 12), we would already be scooting around in flying cars, rather than in the 2150 estimated by latest projections. Just another reason to hate Pi.
Kyrie Eleison
06-28-2011, 03:08 PM
From the article:
Almost anything you can do in maths with pi you can do with tau anyway... (emphasis mine)
Almost? Can anyone provide an example of something you can do with pi and can't do with tau? Other than make pi/pie jokes?
Gangster Octopus
06-28-2011, 03:12 PM
Isn't Tau-pi the capital of Tau-one?
Zeldar
06-28-2011, 03:18 PM
Isn't Tau-pi the capital of Tau-one?
How does Tau-pi differ from cow-pie?
Malacandra
06-28-2011, 03:24 PM
No, no. That was zen, this is tau.
Ow. :smack:
EvilTOJ
06-28-2011, 03:55 PM
:D
The Second Stone
06-28-2011, 05:35 PM
This thread will go on forever and never repeat itself, but seem to be saying only the same 10 things.
TriPolar
06-28-2011, 05:43 PM
Heresy!!!
etv78
06-28-2011, 08:37 PM
Tau would have made trig a LOT EASIER!
Siam Sam
06-28-2011, 10:05 PM
Mmmm, I loves me a little tau-pi on the weekends.
pravnik
06-28-2011, 10:23 PM
This thread will go on forever and never repeat itself, but seem to be saying only the same 10 things.Kind of a Mandelbrot set of the entire internet, then.
Siam Sam
06-28-2011, 10:25 PM
Into eternity (http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=13968027#post13968027)
RadicalPi
06-28-2011, 11:05 PM
At first I was all like pffft, those posers. Pi is awesome and everyone knows it. How dare they besmirch the beautiful boundless pi? But then I read the manifesto. Like Paul of Tarsus inventing the slide rule, the scales fell off my eyes. I knew then and there that Tau is the one true trig constant.
Yup. That is exactly what happened to me about a year ago, last tau day.
Indian
06-29-2011, 12:11 AM
RadicalPi[/B];13968115]Yup. That is exactly what happened to me about a year ago, last tau day.
Why did you turn radical from a simple one?
standingwave
12-17-2012, 12:34 PM
Decided to resurrect this thread instead of starting a new one. The guys over at Numberphile just released a video, Tau vs Pi Smackdown (http://youtu.be/ZPv1UV0rD8U)! I think the scoring was incredibly biased in favor of π but what can you do?
eiτ = 0!
user_hostile
12-17-2012, 01:16 PM
I'm a Pi-sces.
Anyone here a Tau-rus?
Canadjun
12-17-2012, 02:49 PM
I'm a Pi-sces.
Anyone here a Tau-rus?
No, but I am a Scor-pi-o.
Well, that makes sense.
But now I can't help thinking that, after sending all those interstellar radio messages using Pi in some way or another to show how smart we are, extraterrestrial civilizations will think of us as knuckle dragging oafs.
hammos1
12-19-2012, 09:56 AM
But now I can't help thinking that, after sending all those interstellar radio messages using Pi in some way or another to show how smart we are, extraterrestrial civilizations will think of us as knuckle dragging oafs.It's OK, we transmitted it in binary. They'll just think it's a bit shift error.
Napier
12-20-2012, 03:02 PM
This entire topic is irrational.
Not the whole thing. Tau is divisible by 2. Obviously.
Hari Seldon
12-20-2012, 05:24 PM
Now we have a transcendental zombie thread.
Kamino Neko
12-20-2012, 05:57 PM
Pi must be eradicated. For the Greater Good.
Napier
12-20-2012, 09:31 PM
Pi must be eradicated. For the Greater Good.
Yeah. Let's eat it.
Boyo Jim
12-21-2012, 12:08 AM
Pi also has friends.
Indian
12-21-2012, 12:34 AM
Pi also has friends.
Life of pi must be interesting.
Canadjun
12-21-2012, 04:51 PM
Now we have a transcendental zombie thread.
That's a pretty irrational thing to think about!
Rachellelogram
12-21-2012, 06:31 PM
I guess pi isn't the end-all be-all it's tauted to be.
Black Bisector
12-21-2012, 09:06 PM
Humanity! Tau have come to spread the Greater Good! (http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Greater_Good) Do not resist the Tau (http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Tau), for they only wish to bring peace to your species!
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