Smeghead
07-21-2011, 12:41 PM
For some reason, I recently seem to be repeatedly coming across examples in books where the Bad Guy has the Good Guy at his/her mercy and administers some sort of truth-telling drug/magic spell/polygraph machine type thingy that forces the Good Guy to answer questions truthfully. Meanwhile, the Good Guy is desperately trying to hide some vital piece of information from the Bad Guy. But luckily, through some chance circumstance, the Bad Guy doesn't ask quite the right question, or gets distracted, or offhandedly tells the Good Guy to shut up just in the nick of time, or whatnot, and the vital piece of information remains withheld.
So. To all Bad Guys with magical compulsory truth-telling technology: if you find yourself in this situation, here is the only question you'll ever need, guaranteed to extract the information you most badly want. Ready? Here goes:
"Tell me the one piece of information you are most desperate for me not to find out."
Simple, elegant, foolproof. If that piece of information turns out to be useless, like "I used to masturbate to a Sears catalogue when I was 12", then move on to "Tell me the one piece of information you are NEXT most desperate for me not to find out."
Let's put an end to this particular example of lazy writing.
So. To all Bad Guys with magical compulsory truth-telling technology: if you find yourself in this situation, here is the only question you'll ever need, guaranteed to extract the information you most badly want. Ready? Here goes:
"Tell me the one piece of information you are most desperate for me not to find out."
Simple, elegant, foolproof. If that piece of information turns out to be useless, like "I used to masturbate to a Sears catalogue when I was 12", then move on to "Tell me the one piece of information you are NEXT most desperate for me not to find out."
Let's put an end to this particular example of lazy writing.