Jonathan Sharkey For President?

[Qin Shi Huangdi]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathon_Sharkey

Political positions

Sharkey has described politics as "a cut-throat business".[4] He has described his policy on crime as follows: "Certain criminals, instead of being put in jail, they should be brutally tortured and impaled....Upon them being found guilty of their crimes I'll beat them, torture them, dismember them and decapitate them." [8] In an appearance on Tucker Carlson's television show, he agreed with the host's description of him as "not simply a vampire, [but] a right-wing vampire" and said his policy for dealing with drug dealers is to "go to Sicilian families and have them attack the drug dealers for me".[9]

Sharkey strongly criticized President George W. Bush, whom he described as a "wuss" and a communist who was responsible for the deaths of innocent Americans in Saudi Arabia and Iraq. He has expressed a desire to try, and convict, and impale Bush, [9] and has since stated that "Obama is even worse than Bush, and I never thought anyone could be worse than Bush. He has no idea how to run a country, nor should he be running a country."[11]

Sharkey once served on the Hillsborough County, Florida Republican Party's Executive Committee. A. J. Matthews, who also serves on the committee, has described Sharkey as someone who believes in "Republican values" but said that Sharkey needs to focus on campaign issues rather than "extreme behaviors".[12]

Sharkey says that he will ban abortion and the teaching of evolution in public schools. On other social issues, he leans libertarian; he supports equal rights for gays. He opposes President Obama's health care reform and would replace it with a plan of his own in which the poor would receive free medical and dental care; the expenses would be paid with government taxes on marijuana and prostitution, which Sharkey supports legalizing and regulating. On foreign policy, he wishes to bring American troops home from foreign war zones. [11]

Interesting... people should keep an open mind,

[Foggy]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathon_Sharkey


Interesting... people should keep an open mind,

...but not so open that your fucking brain falls out!


ETA: OK I clicked the link, this is some sort of joke right?

[Guinastasia]

He looks like a cross between Gene Simmons and Ron Jeremy!

[Der Trihs]

Interesting... people should keep an open mind,
:rolleyes: No, at the point that someone talks about torturing and impaling people I think they disqualify themselves from deserving to be in charge of anything, much less the country. And banning abortion is monstrously evil, while banning the teaching of evolution is ignorant and stupid. It's also rather stupid to think that taxes on marijuana and prostitution would be able to pay for medical care.

[Oakminster]

The guy is an embarrassment to pro wrestling. And that's not easy to achieve.

[Little Nemo]

The man is a self-proclaimed vampire. And we're discussing whether his views on public education make him unfit for office?

[Der Trihs]

The man is a self-proclaimed vampire. And we're discussing whether his views on public education make him unfit for office?Well, if Dick Cheney can be Vice President then being Evil aligned undead clearly isn't enough to disqualify you from holding office in America. :D

[Marley23]

Qin Shi Huangdi, please tell us what you think of Sharkey's positions.

[Bridget Burke]

Well, if Dick Cheney can be Vice President then being Evil aligned undead clearly isn't enough to disqualify you from holding office in America. :D

Boy, those Republicans are really scraping the bottom of the barrel. Next Great White Hope: Cthulhu! (He/She/It is some sort of ghastly pale color, isn't he/she/it?)

[Little Nemo]

Well, if Dick Cheney can be Vice President then being Evil aligned undead clearly isn't enough to disqualify you from holding office in America. :DI said vampires aren't fit for office.

Liches are different.

[Exapno Mapcase]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathon_Sharkey


Interesting... people should keep an open mind,

People who tell you that you should keep an open mind invariably want to pour garbage into it.

[Chronos]

I was going to make a joke about "not after what he did to the Shire". Except that it looks like this dude's (whoever he is) only prior political experience is at the shire level. Is there any reason at all we should pay any attention whatsoever to this guy?

[pseudotriton ruber ruber]

Is there any reason at all we should pay any attention whatsoever to this guy?

Because Qin Shi Huangdi is compelling us to?

[Rhythmdvl]

Is there any reason at all we should pay any attention whatsoever to this guy?

Because Qin Shi Huangdi is compelling us to?
[Fathers Merrin, Karras, and Marley23]
The Power of Qin Shi Huangdi compels you!
The Power of Qin Shi Huangdi compels you!
The Power of Qin Shi Huangdi compels you!

[Larry Borgia]

He's better than Michelle Bachmann.

[Guinastasia]

For crissakes, Qin, the guy drinks blood. I don't think I'd want this guy making any decisions that involve the FDA.


(Maybe he believes in some kind of vampire creation story?)

[Tapioca Dextrin]

Gene Simmons and Ron Jeremy!

Now there's a ticket that more sense than the OP's candidate!

[Bryan Ekers]

I hear Sharkey has an excellent political machine behind him.

[Guinastasia]

He could have Basil Marceaux (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Basil_Marceaux) as his running mate. Now THAT would be entertaining! And since Marceaux only has three teeth, Sharkey could hook him up with someone who could replace them with fangs?

[Little Nemo]

I think this might be the latest example of the Malcolm X factor. Back when Martin Luther King was leading the civil rights movement, he used to say how Malcolm X indirectly helped him. Because Malcolm X was so scary he made King look like the safe alternative. People who would have rejected King by himself, supported him as an alternative to Malcolm X.

In terms of Presidential races look at Pat Buchanan. In 1992 when Bush was running against Dukakis, the Republicans needed somebody radical to make Bush look safer. So Buchanan mounted a primary challenge against Bush. That made Buchanan the dangerous right-winger and Bush the moderate conservative.

Buchanan, in turn, wanted somebody to make him look like the safe candidate. So David Duke stepped in. Duke became the dangerous right-wing guy and Buchanan became the safe right-wing alternative.

Happens on the left too. If you're running for President and you're worried you're looking too liberal, you see if you can get Jerry Brown or Ralph Nader or Dennis Kucinich in the race. They become the left-wing fringe candidate and you become the safe alternative.

But this Presidential campaign we've had people like Donald Trump, Sarah Palin, Rick Santorum, and Michele Bachmann dangled before us as supposedly serious candidates. The Republicans have to stretch to find somebody who will look like the crazy guy.

[Guinastasia]

I'm really surprised though that Qin would reccomend this guy, being that he's a satanist and all.

[Der Trihs]

I think this might be the latest example of the Malcolm X factor. Back when Martin Luther King was leading the civil rights movement, he used to say how Malcolm X indirectly helped him. Because Malcolm X was so scary he made King look like the safe alternative. People who would have rejected King by himself, supported him as an alternative to Malcolm X.IIRC Malcolm X said the same. "They talk to him so they don't have to talk to me."

[Qin Shi Huangdi]

Qin Shi Huangdi, please tell us what you think of Sharkey's positions.

I find them interesting. While I don't agree with a lot of what he says, but I find his bluntness both funny and refreshing.

I'm really surprised though that Qin would reccomend this guy, being that he's a satanist and all.

Hey at least he's pro-life.

[42fish]

I'm really surprised though that Qin would reccomend this guy, being that he's a satanist and all.

Oh sure, the moment a 13-year-old starts dressing in black and listening to heavy metal, people start labeling him a satanist.... Wait, you weren't refering to Qin Lemay?

[jayjay]

But this Presidential campaign we've had people like Donald Trump, Sarah Palin, Rick Santorum, and Michele Bachmann dangled before us as supposedly serious candidates. The Republicans have to stretch to find somebody who will look like the crazy guy.

It says something about this country when the presidential race looks like California's gubernatorial recall race back in 2003.

[The Tooth]

Hey at least he's pro-life.

As evidenced by his advocacy of torture, yes.

[Der Trihs]

Hey at least he's pro-life.

As evidenced by his advocacy of torture, yes.And vampirism. The blood is the life, after all.

[Jack Batty]

First he advocates for vampire Jonathan Sharkey. Next thing you know he'll be listening to My Chemical Romance CDS, and watching Twilight movies. It's only a matter of time before poor Qin is knee-deep in black lipstick, purple hair dye, and big-ass pants with those dopey straps hanging off them.

Won't someone think of the children?

[Exapno Mapcase]

It says something about this country when the presidential race looks like California's gubernatorial recall race back in 2003.

It's the other way around. There have always been dozens of candidates for president, the vast majority of which never get more than a newspaper article's worth of coverage. California gave them all publicity, because that's what California does for a living.

[Belowjob2.0]

He could have Basil Marceaux (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Basil_Marceaux) as his running mate. Now THAT would be entertaining! And since Marceaux only has three teeth, Sharkey could hook him up with someone who could replace them with fangs?


The day before the August 2010 primary, the Chattanooga Times Free Press reported on Marceaux's record in criminal court, which consisted primarily of misdemeanor traffic violations, including seven cases in which Marceaux was found not guilty by reason of insanity in 2005.[13]



I may need the paramedics. Laughing this hard is dangerous.

I'm sending you the bill!