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Rekd
08-22-2011, 05:22 PM
The folks who are getting Free Shit,
Don't like the folks who are paying for the Free Shit,
Because the folks who are paying for the Free Shit,
Can no longer afford to pay for both the Free Shit and their own Shit.

And,
The folks who are paying for the Free Shit,
Want the Free Shit to stop.
And the folks who are getting the Free Shit,
Want even MORE Free Shit on top of the Free Shit they're getting already!

Now..... The people who are forcing people to PAY for the Free Shit,
Have told the people who are RECEIVING the Free Shit,
That the people who are PAYING for the Free Shit,
Are being mean, prejudiced and racist.

So .... the people who are GETTING the Free Shit,
Have been convinced they need to HATE the people who are PAYING for the
Free Shit because they are selfish. And they are promised more Free Shit if they will vote for
the people who force the people who pay for the Free Shit to give them even more Free Shit.


And - - - - - that's the Shit!
TubaDiva
08-22-2011, 05:35 PM
Actually, I think it's ... the Pit, perhaps.
scabpicker
08-22-2011, 05:36 PM
Wow, that's a heap of shit.
TubaDiva
08-22-2011, 05:36 PM
tanstafs.
Rekd
08-22-2011, 05:39 PM
Actually, I think it's ... the Pit, perhaps.

Oops. Stoopid n00bie.

Thanks for moving it for me. I only put it here cuz I thought it would directly relate to the upcoming election. :D
Budget Player Cadet
08-22-2011, 05:41 PM
Interesting. Is this supposed to refer to some real-life happening?
Orr, G.
08-22-2011, 05:44 PM
I had no idea which side the dude was on until the last line of the third, uhm, stanza.
Dallas Jones
08-22-2011, 05:49 PM
tanstafs.

There Ain't No Such Thing As a Free Shit?
John Mace
08-22-2011, 05:50 PM
There's also no such thing as free SPAM. Which is what the OP is.

Reported.
Electric Warrior
08-22-2011, 05:52 PM
...and, er, and stuff, I guess.
Budget Player Cadet
08-22-2011, 05:56 PM
Anyone care to explain what the OP is talking about? I don't get it... Doesn't seem to mirror anything I've seen in reality.
Kobal2
08-22-2011, 06:15 PM
How does the Free Shit relate to the New Shit, of which this is (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kQMDSw3Aqo&ob=av3e) ?
Clothahump
08-22-2011, 06:21 PM
Damn, Rekd - very accurate observation.
Rushgeekgirl
08-22-2011, 06:25 PM
True dat, yo!
Happy Lendervedder
08-22-2011, 06:26 PM
I love Free Shit. (http://www.chicagoreader.com/Bleader/archives/free-shit/)
Alessan
08-22-2011, 06:29 PM
The folks who are getting Free Shit,
Don't like the folks who are paying for the Free Shit,
Because the folks who are paying for the Free Shit,
Can no longer afford to pay for both the Free Shit and their own Shit.

And,
The folks who are paying for the Free Shit,
Want the Free Shit to stop.
And the folks who are getting the Free Shit,
Want even MORE Free Shit on top of the Free Shit they're getting already!

Now..... The people who are forcing people to PAY for the Free Shit,
Have told the people who are RECEIVING the Free Shit,
That the people who are PAYING for the Free Shit,
Are being mean, prejudiced and racist.

So .... the people who are GETTING the Free Shit,
Have been convinced they need to HATE the people who are PAYING for the
Free Shit because they are selfish. And they are promised more Free Shit if they will vote for
the people who force the people who pay for the Free Shit to give them even more Free Shit.


And - - - - - that's the Shit!

Bull Shit.
MyFootsZZZ
08-22-2011, 06:35 PM
Free Shit!!!

What's Shit's crime?
Jenaroph
08-22-2011, 06:40 PM
Ah, I see somebody else got email from their grumpy uncle...
Airman Doors, USAF
08-22-2011, 06:46 PM
Is this Super Kapowzler's sock?

And shit.
REDEYZZ
08-22-2011, 07:10 PM
True, and shitty.

Was this from Fox news? :dubious:
Rekd
08-22-2011, 07:57 PM
True, and shitty.

Was this from Fox news? :dubious:

I'm not sure where it came from, but it sure is accurate. With nearly half the country on the government dole it's no wonder it met with such hostility.

Lots of peeps here getting the Free Shit it seems. :D
Marley23
08-22-2011, 08:04 PM
This is some stupid shit.
elbows
08-22-2011, 08:07 PM
No peeps here, dude. We already graduated from junior school.

Peace out, bro! + appropriate gang hand signal, (just trying to make you feel comfortable!)...and shit!
Rekd
08-22-2011, 08:08 PM
No peeps here, dude. We already graduated from junior school.

Peace out, bro! + appropriate gang hand signal, (just trying to make you feel comfortable!)...and shit!

Koo! Thx Bra!
OneMissedPost
08-22-2011, 08:09 PM
This looks like spam.
Rekd
08-22-2011, 08:11 PM
This looks like the truth is getting too close to home and it needs to be removed from the public forum.

Fissed for reality. :p
Budget Player Cadet
08-22-2011, 08:18 PM
Rekd, can you please tell me the point of this? It seems like an incredibly poorly-written short story with no accurate parallels in reality.
Marley23
08-22-2011, 08:21 PM
Fissed for reality. :p
Don't change text inside the quote boxes.
Rekd
08-22-2011, 08:26 PM
Don't change text inside the quote boxes.

Sorry, I made it very obvious it was in jest.

It won't happen again.
digs
08-22-2011, 08:51 PM
This is some stupid shit.

"But it's really good shit, Mrs. Kresky!"

[/firesigntheater]
John Mace
08-22-2011, 09:04 PM
Why is this SPAM thread not deleted or locked? I'm not going to offer links, but it's the same SHIT that is posted on countless other message boards and blogs. Word for word.
Miller
08-22-2011, 09:06 PM
Why is this SPAM thread not deleted or locked? I'm not going to offer links, but it's the same SHIT that is posted on countless other message boards and blogs. Word for word.

Sorry. Traffic was heavy.


Rekd, please do not repost spam from other sites to the SDMB. No warning issued, but this thread is closed.