Go fuck your mother again, you inbred car-keying motherfucking cocker spaniel fucker!

[Stink Fish Pot]

What possesses people to do this? Keyed my car from front to back, making sure a repaint will have to cover both quarter panels and the door on the passenger side. I'd like to catch this motherfucker. I would beat the living (and dead) shit out of him, take his wallet to get his address, and then wait... until some night when this fucker falls asleep watching his taped Jerry Springer episode, and spray paint a solid line around his trailer.

What a fucking dick. I hope he gets American History X curb stomped by the next person he does this to.

[R. P. McMurphy]

I have to admire the title of your post. If it happened to me I don't think I could have done better.

Believe in Karma. What get's into some people?

[Jackmannii]

As someone who once had a cocker spaniel, I am not at all offended by the breed being incorporated in your colorful expletive.

[flatlined]

You are good :)

Needs more info before getting in this pitting. Were you parked legally, or doing idiot stuff?

[MsRobyn]

You are good :)

Needs more info before getting in this pitting. Were you parked legally, or doing idiot stuff?

What the fuck difference does it make? You don't key someone's car for any reason. To do so is just assholish behavior on a level normally occupied by NCAA basketball coaches.

[Stink Fish Pot]

You are good :)

Needs more info before getting in this pitting. Were you parked legally, or doing idiot stuff?

Not illegal at all. In fact, I actually checked that to just make sure I hadn't inadvertently parked in a handicapped spot (no) over any line (no, perfectly within the boundaries of my allotted space.) or too close to someone (no again. Both cars on either side of me were the same as when I went in to the store, so even if someone may have been blocked in, it wasn't a factor. I left before they found out.

What was I doing? Something extremely controversial. I took my daughter to the store to pick up a few items. It appeared the bastard keyed me because he felt like it...Well, up his ass with a red hot poker.

I am still seething.

What a fucking turd.

[Cat Whisperer]

As someone who once had a cocker spaniel<snip>That's a bold statement in the context of this thread title. :D

I think I know why your car was keyed, Stink Fish Pot - because some people are jerks. Big, fat, stinky, hairy jerks.

[Stink Fish Pot]

What the fuck difference does it make? You don't key someone's car for any reason. To do so is just assholish behavior on a level normally occupied by NCAA basketball coaches.

Thank you, MsRobyn. It's a chicken shit thing to do under any circumstance. But I was happy to review my actions in case someone could point out what a dick I was and was surprised that I was angry...

You never know what we might learn about our fellow dopers.

[friedo]

What the fuck difference does it make? You don't key someone's car for any reason. To do so is just assholish behavior on a level normally occupied by NCAA basketball coaches.

What if somebody drives their stretch Hummer with after-market whistle-tip directly into a pile of adorable puppies, slowly crushing them to death, then, in a fit of rage, slices open his gas tank and throws down a lit match, destroying the half-dead puppies once and for all in a fiery inferno of flaming death and steel? Also, he's a rabid Bon Jovi fan.

Is it OK to key his car then?

[flatlined]

What the fuck difference does it make? You don't key someone's car for any reason. To do so is just assholish behavior on a level normally occupied by NCAA basketball coaches.

I don't key cars. I have been blocked in by assholes in the past. I carry my keys on my belt, so if I accidently scratch their cars while trying to get to my car, oh well.

To the OP, I'm sorry that happened. Its possible that you can buff it out. If you can see silver, call your insurance company. Rust will happen if the asshole dug deep enough to get to the metal.

[Abe Babe]

so does he fuck cocker spaniels *and* his mother, or is his mother a cocker spaniel?

And if his mother's a cocker spaniel, how does he have opposable thumbs to grasp the key?

So it must be the first one.

Carry on.

[AClockworkMelon]

What kind of car is it?

[Stink Fish Pot]

I think I know why your car was keyed, Stink Fish Pot - because some people are jerks. Big, fat, stinky, hairy jerks.

You are correct. It amazes me that some random person could invade my life by causing thousands of dollars of damage to my vehicle and somehow think it was funny, ok or somehow acceptable.

I think for punishment, his asshole should be superglued and then sewn shut. And then, he should be fed a steady diet of prunes and paint chips until he explodes.

[MEBuckner]

Aw, man--I recently re-watched Pulp Fiction, so naturally I'm thinking of this scene (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VO48Vr4KIc8).

[voguevixen]

What kind of car is it?

HMMMMMM!

Good question!

[Farmer Jane]

I have a feeling it was a teenager.

[voguevixen]

Aw, man--I recently re-watched Pulp Fiction, so naturally I'm thinking of this scene (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VO48Vr4KIc8).

I think this warrants a "NSFW" mention :D

[Maggie the Ocelot]

I saw a lady keying two cars the other day. They were parked at the curb in front of a restaurant, and she seemed to be with the restaurant?

I'm not sure why she would do that, though..

Were you parked in front of a Thai restaurant in the east San Gabriel Valley?

[Tibby or Not Tibby]

I saw a lady keying two cars the other day. They were parked at the curb in front of a restaurant, and she seemed to be with the restaurant?

I'm not sure why she would do that, though..

Were you parked in front of a Thai restaurant in the east San Gabriel Valley?
Yes, that was me. After driving my two cars to that restaurant, I believe I offended the female Thai chef when, apparently, there was a miscommunication when I ordered my giant noodle roll to be slathered liberally with Phú Quốc sauce.

[Zeriel]

What kind of car is it?

This is yet another episode of "who the fuck cares what kind of car it was?" What does it matter if he drives a 1963 El Dorado with whaleskin hubcaps and actual baby seal eyes for headlights?

[Maus Magill]

What if somebody drives their stretch Hummer with after-market whistle-tip directly into a pile of adorable puppies, slowly crushing them to death, then, in a fit of rage, slices open his gas tank and throws down a lit match, destroying the half-dead puppies once and for all in a fiery inferno of flaming death and steel? Also, he's a rabid Bon Jovi fan.

Is it OK to key his car then?

No.

If he were a Winger fan, however...

[Enderw24]

This is yet another episode of "who the fuck cares what kind of car it was?" What does it matter if he drives a 1963 El Dorado with whaleskin hubcaps and actual baby seal eyes for headlights?

And the optional all leather cow interior.

[Zeriel]

And the optional all leather cow interior.

As a total hijack, I think a road trip with John Wayne, Sam Peckinpah, John Cassavetes, Lee Marvin, and a case of whiskey sounds like pretty much the ideal recreational endeavor.

[Hero From Sector 7G]

So how does having a scratch on one your car negatively effect your life?

Save your money and don't bother to fix it. It'll make it that much easier to accept the next inevitable ding. It sucks you were the target of an act of random asshole, but that is life.

(I'll admit I have a view of cars that is contrary to many. I don't see them as status symbols, rather, ways to get me from A to B. My first car was given to me by my uncle, and he walked outside with me and gave the car a decent kicking, putting a small dent in the side. He smiled and said "now when you back into a pole and dent the shit out of your bumper, you don't have to feel bad for ruining your car. I already did it for you." True enough, I ended beating the hell out of that car over time, and I feel like that first kick made it easier to accept its inevitable destruction.)

[Biggirl]

Not illegal at all. In fact, I actually checked that to just make sure I hadn't inadvertently parked in a handicapped spot (no) over any line (no, perfectly within the boundaries of my allotted space.) or too close to someone (no again. Both cars on either side of me were the same as when I went in to the store, so even if someone may have been blocked in, it wasn't a factor. I left before they found out.

What was I doing? Something extremely controversial. I took my daughter to the store to pick up a few items. It appeared the bastard keyed me because he felt like it...Well, up his ass with a red hot poker.

I am still seething.

What a fucking turd.

Where you buying your daughter an abortion? I hear total strangers get really riled at that.

[Moonlitherial]

I have a feeling it was a teenager.

I wish that were true. I posted a few weeks ago about sitting in a meeting room waiting for a delayed vendor to arrive and listening in on a conversation between a couple of senior managers and one them talking about how he keyed the car next to his because it was parked incorrectly.

People suck* no matter how old they are.

*While some individuals do not suck the percentage is low enough that the statement people suck is essentially always true.

[Lobohan]

Maybe it was someone who knows you. Have you done anything evil in every day life recently?

[brewha]

As a total hijack, I think a road trip with John Wayne, Sam Peckinpah, John Cassavetes, Lee Marvin, and a case of whiskey sounds like pretty much the ideal recreational endeavor.


And we'll cruise around in that fucker at 110MPH getting ONE mile per gallon eating quarter pound cheeseburgers from McDonalds in the old fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers. And when we're done sucking down those grease ball burgers we're chuck the containers right out the side YEAH!


Wow, I hadn't rubbed to those two brain cells together for quite awhile. Thanks for bringing it up!


Bottom line, Stinkfishpot? The guy's an asshole ee oh E O E O!

[Zeriel]

So how does having a scratch on one your car negatively effect your life?

Well, if the scratch is deep enough to get to the metal, it can rather violently shorten the lifespan of the panel by allowing a foothold for rust to form if you don't fix it. If it's a newish car that you intend to keep for a while, that's a major negative effect.

I mean, I dunno about you, but I don't buy cars as status symbols, I buy cars I expect to last me for 10+ years. Any damage that might shorten the lifespan of the car is unacceptable.

[drewtwo99]

I have a confession to make, but first you have to PROMISE not to be mad....

[Icarus]

So how does having a scratch on one your car negatively effect your life?

Save your money and don't bother to fix it. It'll make it that much easier to accept the next inevitable ding. It sucks you were the target of an act of random asshole, but that is life.

(I'll admit I have a view of cars that is contrary to many. I don't see them as status symbols, rather, ways to get me from A to B. My first car was given to me by my uncle, and he walked outside with me and gave the car a decent kicking, putting a small dent in the side. He smiled and said "now when you back into a pole and dent the shit out of your bumper, you don't have to feel bad for ruining your car. I already did it for you." True enough, I ended beating the hell out of that car over time, and I feel like that first kick made it easier to accept its inevitable destruction.)

Look, just because you are comfortable with an older dinged up car does not mean you should think less of someone who values their newer nicer car. They worked to earn the money to pay for it and they would probably like keep it nice. It's not always a status symbol just because it's new and clean - it's just new and clean and what they wanted to buy, that's all. What you are engaging in is reverse snobbery - just as bad as traditional snobbery.

[voltaire]

Cut anyone off in traffic, or otherwise piss someone off? Honk your horn at anyone? Have any potentially controversial/partisan type bumper stickers? Have a car that would particularly elicit jealousy/envy?

[bucketybuck]

I have a confession to make, but first you have to PROMISE not to be mad....

Bing, I thought he told you to go fuck your mother?

[drewtwo99]

Bing, I thought he told you to go fuck your mother?

One of the many activities that vandals enjoy in between vandalizing.

[pulykamell]

Yes, that was me. After driving my two cars to that restaurant, I believe I offended the female Thai chef when, apparently, there was a miscommunication when I ordered my giant noodle roll to be slathered liberally with Phú Quốc sauce.

I think she was probably more offended by you using the Vietnamese name. ;)

[kaylasdad99]

Cut anyone off in traffic, or otherwise piss someone off? Honk your horn at anyone? Have any potentially controversial/partisan type bumper stickers? Have a car that would particularly elicit jealousy/envy?
Been buying fruity little drinks and giving billiards lessons to floozies down at the roadhouse?

Check if the seatcovers have CU carved in them...

[AClockworkMelon]

This is yet another episode of "who the fuck cares what kind of car it was?"I do.

[Frank]

Look, just because you are comfortable with an older dinged up car does not mean you should think less of someone who values their newer nicer car. They worked to earn the money to pay for it and they would probably like keep it nice. It's not always a status symbol just because it's new and clean - it's just new and clean and what they wanted to buy, that's all. What you are engaging in is reverse snobbery - just as bad as traditional snobbery.
While that's true enough, cars will get dinged. They just will; it happens. It's probably not a good idea to have one's self-worth dependent on driving around in a car without dings.

[LurkerInNJ]

What was I doing? Something extremely controversial. I took my daughter to the store to pick up a few items. It appeared the bastard keyed me because he felt like it...Well, up his ass with a red hot poker.

Admit it. You were in the 8 items or less lane with 9 ITEMS!!!!! and an express lane vigilante found out.

[LurkerInNJ]

I saw a lady keying two cars the other day. They were parked at the curb in front of a restaurant, and she seemed to be with the restaurant?

Did you take cell phone photos of her doing it and make a report?

[fumster]

While that's true enough, cars will get dinged. They just will; it happens. It's probably not a good idea to have one's self-worth dependent on driving around in a car without dings.My self worth is based on not being an asshole, what is yours based on?

[Maggie the Ocelot]

Did you take cell phone photos of her doing it and make a report?

No - I was on foot, and didn't realize what she was doing until I got near her, at which time she stood and went into the restaurant. We made eye contact as she was going in.

[Uosdwis R. Dewoh]

Admit it. You were in the 8 items or less lane with 9 ITEMS!!!!! and an express lane vigilante found out.
Man I hate the Express lane vigilante. Just because your billionaire parents where killed in front of you, while queueing in a 8 items or less lane, doesn't mean you get to be a dick about it.

[FrancisCastle]

Cut anyone off in traffic, or otherwise piss someone off? Honk your horn at anyone? Have any potentially controversial/partisan type bumper stickers? Have a car that would particularly elicit jealousy/envy?

My ex-husband cut a guy off in traffic. The guy followed us to the store, and when we went inside, he slashed all four of our truck's tires! Too bad for him it was witnessed by a lady in the parking lot who reported it to the police. The act was also recorded by the store's security cameras.

(I'm not sure if there was any mother fucking involved...if so, it wasn't caught on camera.)

[kayaker]

I used to have the bumper sticker "Stupid people shouldn't breed" on my car. It never got keyed (not that I'm complaining).

I think people define "stupid" as those less intelligent then themselves, so they were not offended. Once you reach the level including complete illiteracy, it no longer matters.

[carnivorousplant]

The act was also recorded by the store's security cameras.



Man, that's evolution in action!

:)

[drewtwo99]

Admit it. You were in the 8 items or less lane with 9 ITEMS!!!!! and an express lane vigilante found out.

Justice served, vigilante style!

[Hero From Sector 7G]

Look, just because you are comfortable with an older dinged up car does not mean you should think less of someone who values their newer nicer car. They worked to earn the money to pay for it and they would probably like keep it nice. It's not always a status symbol just because it's new and clean - it's just new and clean and what they wanted to buy, that's all. What you are engaging in is reverse snobbery - just as bad as traditional snobbery.I was just trying to be helpful. But to you I say: Fight entropy by polishing your mustang with your buttcheeks.

[Icarus]

I was just trying to be helpful. But to you I say: Fight entropy by polishing your mustang with your buttcheeks.

Sorry, I did not realize I was responding to someone who is functionally insane. Carry on.

[Cat Whisperer]

Admit it. You were in the 8 items or less lane with 9 ITEMS!!!!! and an express lane vigilante found out.
But...but...they were two cans of the same food!

[stanger]

OP, I feel your pain.

Some years back I got one of the painters at the Ford dealership I worked at to paint my 1966 Mustang, which was my first car and daily driver at the time. I went to the trouble to remove all the exterior trim so it would be painted "under" and not "around" because I wanted a quality job and a nice looking car.

After it was painted, I drove it back to my apartment complex (only a mile away) and carefully parked it. I was planning on driving it home the next day and finish installing all the emblems and trim on it.

Came out the next morning and someone had keyed the drivers side from the back bumper to the front headlamp.

Yea, it's just a car, but I loved that car and wanted to fix it up really nice. Turns out, I didn't even have the pleasure of having a nice paint job on it for 24 hours before some asshole had to spoil it for me.

I think doing something like this warrants justifiable homicide.
I am only partially kidding.

[Snow Pea]

What possesses people to do this? Keyed my car from front to back, making sure a repaint will have to cover both quarter panels and the door on the passenger side.

Do you park like an asshole? Blare loud music out of your car? Honk your horn a lot?

In my experience, very few people get their cars keyed at random. Not saying it never happens, but more likely the keyed car's owner did something to piss someone off.

[Snow Pea]

Do you park like an asshole? Blare loud music out of your car? Honk your horn a lot?

In my experience, very few people get their cars keyed at random. Not saying it never happens, but more likely the keyed car's owner did something to piss someone off.

Adding.

Got a shitty little yappy dog? Talk loudly on your cell phone in the parking lot for long periods? Have a car alarm that goes off for a FUCKING HOUR if a leaf falls on it?

It's the pit. Fuck it, you probably deserved it.

[MsRobyn]

Do you park like an asshole? Blare loud music out of your car? Honk your horn a lot?

In my experience, very few people get their cars keyed at random. Not saying it never happens, but more likely the keyed car's owner did something to piss someone off.

Bullshit. I've had my car egged by some little shit who had nothing more constructive to do with his time. I have no idea who did it or why, so I assume he was just bored.

If the keyer was pissed off, he needs anger management, because there is never any good reason to vandalize someone else's property. In this regard, I agree with Mr. Vega and Mr. Winnfield.

[bucketybuck]

In this regard, I agree with Mr. Vega and Mr. Winnfield.

How do you feel about foot massages?

[Snow Pea]

Bullshit. I've had my car egged by some little shit who had nothing more constructive to do with his time. I have no idea who did it or why, so I assume he was just bored.

If the keyer was pissed off, he needs anger management, because there is never any good reason to vandalize someone else's property. In this regard, I agree with Mr. Vega and Mr. Winnfield.

Just because YOU don't know why he did it doesn't mean he didn't have a reason.

[MsRobyn]

How do you feel about foot massages?

Heh. Love 'em, as long as Airman doesn't throw the massager off a balcony. :D

Just because YOU don't know why he did it doesn't mean he didn't have a reason.

I don't give a flying fuck what his "reason" may have been. In fact, since you apparently think it's OK to do so, let me spell it out for you so you can understand it:

Y-O-U D-O N-O-T H-A-V-E T-H-E R-I-G-H-T T-O V-A-N-D-A-L-I-Z-E S-O-M-E-O-N-E-'-S P-R-O-P-E-R-T-Y! E-V-E-R! Got it now, asshole?

FTR, I'm still pissed about the egging because it took forever to get rid of all the egg out of the windshield-washer system, and because I'm damn lucky it didn't get into the air vent or the paint. The woman across the street, whose car was egged at the same time, wasn't so lucky. You can still see where the egg splattered because of the damage to the paint. And this unfortunate incident was last fucking spring! If I catch the little shit who did this (not that I know who did it, but it's a nice fantasy), I'll happily stuff each individual egg up his ass, followed by the carton and maybe a hen or two.

[Snow Pea]

Y-O-U D-O N-O-T H-A-V-E T-H-E R-I-G-H-T T-O V-A-N-D-A-L-I-Z-E S-O-M-E-O-N-E-'-S P-R-O-P-E-R-T-Y! E-V-E-R! Got it now, asshole?.

Get yer panties unbunched and calm down.

I never said it was ok or that anyone had a "right" to vandalize anything. I'm simply pointing out that people usually DO have a reason for their actions. Just because you don't know what the reasons are doesn't mean the vandal didn't have them.

[Stoid]

You are correct. It amazes me that some random person could invade my life by causing thousands of dollars of damage to my vehicle and somehow think it was funny, ok or somehow acceptable.


I think it's amazing that someone would be that upset over a paint job that they would even fantasize about a curb stomp.

It's just stuff, man, and it still works.

[Cat Whisperer]

I think it's amazing that someone would be that upset over a paint job that they would even fantasize about a curb stomp.

It's just stuff, man, and it still works.
Yeah, but it's HIS stuff, and he should be the one deciding how nice or how crapped up it is, not some little prick with too much time on his hands.

ETA: Snow Pea, you don't seem to understand how vandalism works - there doesn't have to be any reason for it. See the aforementioned little pricks with too much time on their hands.

[Zeriel]

Just because you don't know what the reasons are doesn't mean the vandal didn't have them.

"I'm a little shit and I feel like destroying something" isn't really so much a "reason" as a "indirect method of begging for someone to kick your ass".

[A qui profite le crime?]

What possesses people to do this? [...]

I have knowledge of two specific examples where I know why cars get keyed:


Some asshole parks his car entirely on the sidewalk blocking all access and forcing pedestrians to walk on the street
Owners of a nearby car parking area do this to dissuade people from NOT using their parking


The first instance is somewhat defensible. Parking in Athens is chaotic at best, and it is common to find incidences of people parking their car on the completely on the sidewalk and impeding pedestrians on Friday or Saturday nights in popular locations when they can't find legal parking. Traffic police never shows up and if you've wasted 30 minutes going in circles to find a legal space, it is infuriating to see the solution adopted by people who think they're smarter or better than everyone else. So they take it out on the car...

The second example happens mainly during the summer. A lot of enterprising folks have built paying parking areas next to small marinas or ports used by people who take one-day or weekend ferry trips. Because the prices charged are somewhat abusive, a lot of people simply park illegally on the side of the street and leave their car there for the day or weekend. They don't impede traffic, but parking is clearly not allowed. The operators of the parking areas have been seen to key all the cars of the people that dared prefer to avoid paying for parking. Following which, the parking dudes call the police so that in addition to getting their cars keyed, travelers find themselves with a parking ticket as well.

Neither case justifies causing property damage to others, and not that it makes the owner of the car feel any better, but there is a thought process behind it all It's not just mindless vandalism. It's purposeful vandalism.

[Anaamika]

I got my car egged a couple of months ago, in the summer, and really, I don't care what his reason was. I know what it was - convenience. I park next to the street (but on my own property; I have a stretch of shoulder that I park on) and he was driving by and my car was right there. You could tell it had been done while driving.

I kind of would like to see the crap kicked out of the guy, yes. I mean, it was a summer day that weekend, I washed it in the backyard, and it all came off, but it is still such a stupid little shitty thing to do. And I went through my entire teen years without vandalizing anything, so don't tell me "all teenagers do it".

Teens - or anyone - who thinks it's OK to vandalize other people's stuff should have the shit kicked out of them. It would teach them to quit it.

I wince every time October comes around because of the little pricks doing shit like this. In this one thing I am all "GET OFF MY DAMN LAWN' and have been since I was a kid myself.

ETA: In contrast to egging, as the previous poster (your name is way too hard!) points out, car keying is usually done in response to some perceived slight. Still not right, but not usually done for no reason.

[Stoid]

Yeah, but it's HIS stuff, and he should be the one deciding how nice or how crapped up it is, not some little prick with too much time on his hands.



I agree, but curb-stomp??? I know it's just venting, but that just strikes me as an extraordinarily ugly place for the mind to go over scratched paint.

[drewtwo99]

I agree, but curb-stomp??? I know it's just venting, but that just strikes me as an extraordinarily ugly place for the mind to go over scratched paint.

I agree... curbstomping is just awful... it makes me cringe just thinking about it. Something about it just... makes my skin crawl... in a way that not much else does.

The sound of someone keying a car also makes me cringe though... so who knows.

[ReticulatingSplines]

I agree, but curb-stomp??? I know it's just venting, but that just strikes me as an extraordinarily ugly place for the mind to go over scratched paint.

Not only should car keyers be curb-stomped, but so should people who dent your car swinging their doors open. And not the "door swings 6 inches by itself and puts a white mark on your car," I mean when people blast the door open with no regard for someone else's (your) property.

Yes, curb-stomped.

[SeaCanary]

What possesses people to do this? Keyed my car from front to back, making sure a repaint will have to cover both quarter panels and the door on the passenger side. I'd like to catch this motherfucker. I would beat the living (and dead) shit out of him, take his wallet to get his address, and then wait... until some night when this fucker falls asleep watching his taped Jerry Springer episode, and spray paint a solid line around his trailer.

<snip> [Bolding mine.]
Egg or key the car of your local dope dealer/pimp, break a window and throw the wallet inside on the floor. Take his cell phone (and pants and shoes) so he can't call for reinforcements, and call his mother and tell her what her son was caught doing.

Or if Mom's number is not in the cell phone, call in a false police report and give his address as the place where you saw an armed breaking and entering taking place.

After this imagination fails me.

[LurkerInNJ]

if i catch the little shit who did this (not that i know who did it, but it's a nice fantasy), i'll happily stuff each individual egg up his ass, followed by the carton and maybe a hen or two.

y-o-u d-o n-o-t h-a-v-e t-h-e r-i-g-h-t t-o s-t-u-f-f e-g-g-s u-p s-o-m-e-o-n-e-'-s a-s-s! E-v-e-r!

[Docta G]

What possesses people to do this? Keyed my car from front to back, making sure a repaint will have to cover both quarter panels and the door on the passenger side. I'd like to catch this motherfucker. I would beat the living (and dead) shit out of him, take his wallet to get his address, and then wait... until some night when this fucker falls asleep watching his taped Jerry Springer episode, and spray paint a solid line around his trailer.

What a fucking dick. I hope he gets American History X curb stomped by the next person he does this to.

It was a conspiracy.

[Cat Whisperer]

I agree, but curb-stomp??? I know it's just venting, but that just strikes me as an extraordinarily ugly place for the mind to go over scratched paint.I regularly fantasize about shooting assholes driving around on blatting Harleys. Sometimes I change it up and fantasize about stringing a wire across the road and having them cut in half or yanked off the bike at high speeds.

y-o-u d-o n-o-t h-a-v-e t-h-e r-i-g-h-t t-o s-t-u-f-f e-g-g-s u-p s-o-m-e-o-n-e-'-s a-s-s! E-v-e-r!U-n-l-e-s-s t-h-e-y a-s-k y-o-u t-o! :D

[Stoid]

I regularly fantasize about shooting assholes driving around on blatting Harleys. Sometimes I change it up and fantasize about stringing a wire across the road and having them cut in half or yanked off the bike at high speeds.



Yikes. My sympathies!

[Becky2844]

My older brother is 14 years older than me and I'M old. He and my sister-in-law bought a Chrysler convertable, not expensive, but "with it." lol (He called it his "mid-life Chrysler" instead of having a mid-life crisis....which was another joke because he was OLD.)
For her birthday he drove her down the Pacific coastline, both of them so old that they hit all the Early Bird specials along the way. All the way down to San Francisco, and had a fantastic time. Then they came to visit to me.
They got a motel room in a good area. We spent a couple days seeing all the sights (yes, the same ole same ole to anybody who lives here, but new to them.)
Then, in the motel parking lot, somebody keyed his car.
What kills me is that he didn't even try to get it fixed. When they got back home he sold it. Along with his (& hers) illusions of youth and freedom.
Kids, probably. Not to be taken personally. But he aged twenty years before my eyes.

[pullin]

What if somebody drives their stretch Hummer with after-market whistle-tip directly into a pile of adorable puppies, slowly crushing them to death, then, in a fit of rage, slices open his gas tank and throws down a lit match, destroying the half-dead puppies once and for all in a fiery inferno of flaming death and steel? Also, he's a rabid Bon Jovi fan.

Is it OK to key his car then?

Not exactly your scenario, but this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ehVmqo2Z-4) asswipe got caught in our town keying Hummers because he didn't like them. Up to this point, I didn't realize some cars had security cameras built into the mirrors!

I watched this unfold on the news, and during one interview he professed not only to being upset enviro-wise, but was pissed at others who drove unnecessarily expensive cars. He himself driving the much more circumspect BMW.:rolleyes:

[digs]

My self worth is based on not being an asshole, what is yours based on?

Wait, aren't you in the wrong forum, then?

(disclaimer: I had a kid plow into me last winter and he couldn't believe it when I told him "Hey, you picked the perfect car to run into, because I really don't care what it looks like." Did the same thing last night when an SUV ran into my bike)

(but I can still hang out here, because I'm plenty assholish in other areas)