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RogerDalien
12-30-2011, 03:01 AM
A phenomenon not often discussed are the harmful effects of going for that easy lay: having sex with fat ugly women and the hit it can take on a young man's self-esteem.

IT's the after-effects: the shame and the guilt.

Why is this not an issue? Where are the Newsweek/Time articles about how this is harming a generation of young men?

Studies suggest that this will afflict 2 in 5 young man in the prime of their liot

Beware of Doug
12-30-2011, 03:47 AM
1. Have teh sexxay with fat un-ugly women. They are slagged for being fat but they are often very sweet-natured and not too bad to look at really.

2. What's a liot?

Giles
12-30-2011, 03:54 AM
2. What's a liot?
Japanese for "riot".

Cicero
12-30-2011, 04:16 AM
Studies suggest that this will afflict 2 in 5 young man in the prime of their liot

What studies?

Beware of Doug
12-30-2011, 04:28 AM
Well doy? Studies about liots.

Gyrate
12-30-2011, 04:37 AM
This reminds me of the only bit on Joey that actually made me laugh:

It's important to choose someone at the same level of hotness as yourself. You could go two points either way, but I-- I wouldn't do much more than that. For example, I'm a 9, okay, so I can hit on a 7 or a hypothetical 11. Okay? Another option for me is a 4 and a 5. Okay? Three 3s. And-- and I wouldn't recommend this -- nine 1s.

tim-n-va
12-30-2011, 07:24 AM
Reminds me of the joke about sex with a fat woman and riding a moped. Fun, easy to do but you wouldn't want your friends to see you doing it.

Happy Lendervedder
12-30-2011, 07:51 AM
Reminds me of the joke about sex with a fat woman and riding a moped. Fun, easy to do but you wouldn't want your friends to see you doing it.

I don't know, having sex with a fat woman riding on a moped sounds dangerous. Maybe fun, but definitely not easy.

Scarlett67
12-30-2011, 08:00 AM
Reminds me of the joke about sex with a fat woman and riding a moped. Fun, easy to do but you wouldn't want your friends to see you doing it.

Damn, scooped by half an hour!

Have any studies been done on the harmful effects on fat ugly women when they have sex with jackasses? What about the shame and the guilt? Where are the Time and Newsweek articles?

PapSett
12-30-2011, 08:43 AM
Yeah, we get it. Us fat ugly women don't deserve to live, much less have sex.

Lancia
12-30-2011, 09:00 AM
And what about us fat men?! What harmful effects do hot young women suffer from when one of them has sex with one of us? Where are the Newsweek/Time articles on that?

GoodOmens
12-30-2011, 09:17 AM
I'm a slim, ugly guy. My wife is plump and very pretty. So, like, how does that balance out? When we get together do we get a slim, attractive me and a fat, ugly her, or is it the other way around?

I'd like to know whose self-esteem has been hurt by the last 12 years of us knocking the boots.

Tamerlane
12-30-2011, 10:23 AM
And what about us fat men?! What harmful effects do hot young women suffer from when one of them has sex with one of us? Where are the Newsweek/Time articles on that?


Well, reputable journalists have reported on aspects of that phenomenom (http://www.theonion.com/articles/asian-teen-has-sweaty-middleagedman-fetish,2649/).

Sudden Kestrel
12-30-2011, 10:40 AM
What about women who were once slim and beautiful but who have for some reason become fat and ugly? Is the damage from sex with fat and ugly women retroactive? Should my mildly portly and handsome husband get more life insurance?

silenus
12-30-2011, 10:43 AM
And what about us fat men?! What harmful effects do hot young women suffer from when one of them has sex with one of us? Where are the Newsweek/Time articles on that?

When that can be documented as actually happening in RL as opposed to porn, let us know!

simster
12-30-2011, 10:58 AM
Fat bottomed girls make the rockin' world go round!

TriPolar
12-30-2011, 11:08 AM
And what about us fat men?! What harmful effects do hot young women suffer from when one of them has sex with one of us? Where are the Newsweek/Time articles on that?

When has this ever happened?

Patch
12-30-2011, 11:16 AM
This reminds me of the only bit on Joey that actually made me laugh:

I've never done a 10, but one night I did five 2's, and I think that should go down as a positive achievement!
--George Carlin

Filbert
12-30-2011, 11:21 AM
When has this ever happened?

Classically, when the word 'fat' is also paired with 'rich' and/or 'famous'?

Tim R. Mortiss
12-30-2011, 11:22 AM
I'm a slim, ugly guy. My wife is plump and very pretty. So, like, how does that balance out? When we get together do we get a slim, attractive me and a fat, ugly her, or is it the other way around?

I'd like to know whose self-esteem has been hurt by the last 12 years of us knocking the boots.

Jack Spratt? Is that you??

TriPolar
12-30-2011, 11:28 AM
Classically, when the word 'fat' is also paired with 'rich' and/or 'famous'?

Yes, just like the camera adds 10 pounds (10 pounds for each camera pointed at you), rich and/or famous can remove at least 50.

panache45
12-30-2011, 12:16 PM
Yeah, we get it. Us fat ugly women don't deserve to live, much less have sex.

Same for us fat ugly men. Fortunately my partner is very forgiving.

Chefguy
12-30-2011, 12:18 PM
I don't know how large the OP is, but it would seem that "ugly" is an appropriate descriptive.

Lancia
12-30-2011, 12:31 PM
Perhaps this thread can be moved to the Pit so we can... discuss... this with the OP more appropriately. If he comes back.

msmith537
12-30-2011, 12:34 PM
And what about us fat men?! What harmful effects do hot young women suffer from when one of them has sex with one of us? Where are the Newsweek/Time articles on that?

Men can't be fat. Only fat chicks can be fat.

Lancia
12-30-2011, 12:45 PM
Men can't be fat. Only fat chicks can be fat.

I'll remember that next time I look in the mirror. :D

woodstockbirdybird
12-30-2011, 12:53 PM
Yes, let's all think about the shame and guilt felt by the douchebags who use women with low self-esteem to get their rocks off and then toss them aside. Oh, the humanity! Why are there no frat-boy support groups for this kind of thing?

Spiff
12-30-2011, 12:56 PM
This reminds me of the only bit on Joey that actually made me laugh:That is awesome!

hogarth
12-30-2011, 12:59 PM
And what about us fat men?! What harmful effects do hot young women suffer from when one of them has sex with one of us? Where are the Newsweek/Time articles on that?
If Looney Tunes are accurate (and I have no reason to believe otherwise), the woman would be squeezed into a paper-thin state but she would be fine by the next scene.

Chessic Sense
12-30-2011, 01:37 PM
douchebags...no frat-boy support groups

That's what the fraternity is.

UFC Is Sux
12-30-2011, 01:42 PM
When has this ever happened?

Every day (when the tubbo in question has a lot of valuta).

Candyman74
12-30-2011, 02:03 PM
Ah, misogyny. Always fun! Not as much fun as racism, admittedly, but it's getting there.

slm2955
12-30-2011, 05:48 PM
What about sexy with fat ugly men?

John Mace
12-30-2011, 06:06 PM
Warm in the winter
Shady in the summertime
That's what I like about that fat gal o' mine!

fluiddruid
12-30-2011, 06:16 PM
I remember when people used to put some effort into baiting us fatties. You could have at least brought some Little Debbies so we could get excited about this thread.

Alice The Goon
12-30-2011, 06:25 PM
I remember when people used to put some effort into baiting us fatties. You could have at least brought some Little Debbies so we could get excited about this thread.

I blame the economy.

Happy Lendervedder
12-30-2011, 07:56 PM
*oatmeal creme pie*

SCSimmons
12-30-2011, 08:33 PM
What about sexy with fat ugly men?
That's actually very good for you. It can extend your lifespan by 8-10 years, cure a number of chronic diseases, and improve your chances of winning at nearly any game of chance.

;)

kittenblue
12-30-2011, 08:39 PM
That's actually very good for you. It can extend your lifespan by 8-10 years, cure a number of chronic diseases, and improve your chances of winning at nearly any game of chance.

;) Then I'm Winning!

Guinastasia
12-30-2011, 08:40 PM
Let's see a picture of the OP.

slm2955
12-30-2011, 09:20 PM
That's actually very good for you. It can extend your lifespan by 8-10 years, cure a number of chronic diseases, and improve your chances of winning at nearly any game of chance.

;)

:dubious: oh yea? But sex with a fat ugly female is hazardous to your health? Sexist much?:p

slm2955
12-30-2011, 09:22 PM
Let's see a picture of the OP.

Yea OP, don't leave us hanging...show us what you got....

Vinyl Turnip
12-30-2011, 09:39 PM
Yeah, we get it. Us fat ugly women don't deserve to live, much less have sex.

If there's one thing sexier than fat and ugly, it's fat, ugly, and gloomy. Rrowrr!

RealityChuck
12-30-2011, 09:40 PM
Anyone who judges a woman's sexual ability by her appearances and her weight is a fool.

carnut
12-30-2011, 09:45 PM
Studies suggest that this will afflict 2 in 5 young man in the prime of their liot

My overweight heart bleeds for 'em.

Look, if they feel guilty, that's their problem. If I choose to have sex with someone who is less stunningly beautiful than my own self, it might be because I am seriously attracted to them anyway. Looks are sooo not everything.

carnut
12-30-2011, 09:46 PM
Anyone who judges a woman's sexual ability by her appearances and her weight is a fool.

Or a man's.

Sunspace
12-31-2011, 12:12 AM
What if we were fat and ugly, but lost weight and therefore became better-looking because we were laid off? Does poor and thin beat fat and rich?

Terraplane
12-31-2011, 12:51 AM
The premise of this OP is really rotten and I can't imagine it's meant sincerely.

ProbablyProcrastinating
12-31-2011, 01:56 AM
I'm a slim, ugly guy. My wife is plump and very pretty. So, like, how does that balance out? When we get together do we get a slim, attractive me and a fat, ugly her, or is it the other way around?

I'd like to know whose self-esteem has been hurt by the last 12 years of us knocking the boots.

Mine. We didn't make it nearly that far and when I first decided to get legally divorced I was wracked with guilt, wondering how long-lasting couples did it. Though, I got over it for the kids' sake. Still. How dare you get it on in marital bliss when some of us are living in misery. :p

Congratulations on your happy marriage and not being narcissists. :)

astro
12-31-2011, 03:40 AM
Why is this not an issue? Where are the Newsweek/Time articles about how this is harming a generation of young men?


It threw off my curling form for a few days but otherwise it was all good so I was soon back to it.

slm2955
12-31-2011, 09:08 AM
The premise of this OP is really rotten and I can't imagine it's meant sincerely.

I can't either.

elbows
12-31-2011, 10:00 AM
Karmically speaking, I am convinced the world is currently so full of fat and ugly people because they were so judgmental, about such things, when they were otherwise, that karma sent them some fat and some ugly as justice. Hence a world filled with oodles of fat and ugly people.

And, no doubt, in the future, that will include the OP. Because that's how the universe teaches you what you're smart enough to know but choose to ignore, like; it's what's inside that counts.

Vinyl Turnip
12-31-2011, 12:46 PM
Karmically speaking, I am convinced the world is currently so full of fat and ugly people because they were so judgmental, about such things, when they were otherwise, that karma sent them some fat and some ugly as justice. Hence a world filled with oodles of fat and ugly people.


Finally, someone willing to admit it's their fault!

drachillix
01-29-2012, 03:32 PM
When that can be documented as actually happening in RL as opposed to porn, let us know!

Not many times but several ladies I dated and or had sex with were what the board would call definitely and hot. and I am 5'10" and 375lbs.

drachillix
01-29-2012, 03:36 PM
Yeah, we get it. Us fat ugly women don't deserve to live, much less have sex.

<checks photo gallery>

IF thats what you call ugly I would have sex with ugly all day :D

you are actually pretty damn cute....

<checks location>

Damnit...

Namkcalb
01-29-2012, 04:00 PM
Yeah, we get it. Us fat ugly women don't deserve to live, much less have sex.
Well, ignorance thought
And what about us fat men?! What harmful effects do hot young women suffer from when one of them has sex with one of us? Where are the Newsweek/Time articles on that?
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SCSimmons
01-29-2012, 09:21 PM
<checks photo gallery>

IF thats what you call ugly I would have sex with ugly all day :D

you are actually pretty damn cute....
Dude ... I think Papsett is the one in the back.

(Sorry, I'm just not constitutionally capable of passing up a straight line like that. I agree, Papsett is quite pretty.)

Esox Lucius
01-30-2012, 10:40 PM
"The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'..."

Said the truck driver to two guffawing teenage hitchikers who thought that was the cleverest thing ever said.