brujaja
01-12-2012, 12:57 PM
I woke up this morning with a particular song in my head, and some new reading on my kindle. A little while later I discovered that they had snuck out of my head in an ungodly hybrid:
(Arabian Nights) "Let us repair forthwith to my domicile, O maiden," he enjoined me, turning his countenance to me with a warmth like that of the sun as it rises in the East, "thou need not, for a time, show any sign of worldly affection nor yet make me any token of love. Only, I charge thee: Attend! Attend! Attend: I am of the Djinn."
(H.P. Lovecraft) "I compel you to follow me to yon lofty halls of my ancestral estate," he intoned, lips stretched in a rictus, horrible to behold, "for the moment I shall permit you to delay your inevitable amorous fate with the fevered dreams of absinth. But endeavor to perceive, endeavor to perceive, endeavor to perceive: I am an eldritch horror from beyond."
(office speak) "At this juncture it is advisable that those present should return to their point of origin with all due diligence," he instructed, "a merger will not take place at this time but is not an exclusionable possibility for the future; take it on advisement that preliminary preparations will commence therefrom. However,make your best attempt to interface, make your best attempt to interface, make your best attempt (cubed) to interface: I am a sysadmin."
(Arabian Nights) "Let us repair forthwith to my domicile, O maiden," he enjoined me, turning his countenance to me with a warmth like that of the sun as it rises in the East, "thou need not, for a time, show any sign of worldly affection nor yet make me any token of love. Only, I charge thee: Attend! Attend! Attend: I am of the Djinn."
(H.P. Lovecraft) "I compel you to follow me to yon lofty halls of my ancestral estate," he intoned, lips stretched in a rictus, horrible to behold, "for the moment I shall permit you to delay your inevitable amorous fate with the fevered dreams of absinth. But endeavor to perceive, endeavor to perceive, endeavor to perceive: I am an eldritch horror from beyond."
(office speak) "At this juncture it is advisable that those present should return to their point of origin with all due diligence," he instructed, "a merger will not take place at this time but is not an exclusionable possibility for the future; take it on advisement that preliminary preparations will commence therefrom. However,make your best attempt to interface, make your best attempt to interface, make your best attempt (cubed) to interface: I am a sysadmin."