To a mouse:

[Rilchiam]

Sucks to be you.

-- Robert Burns.

(Found a dead, squashed mouse in the storage space and was inspired to look up the poem.)

[Sattua]

Poor sleekit beastie. :(

[Gyrate]

We wish you a very squished mouse
We wish you a very squished mouse
We wish you a very squished mouse
And a harpooned mule deer!