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09-30-1999, 09:59 PM
Since this is the BBQ Pit, I might as well start a FUCK YOU thread for all the people that annoy, piss you off, or just need to be told to fuck off. I'll start..
Fuck you, lying manager, for saying that I got the job 3 weeks ago, then saying that I didn't get it now.
Fuck you, AOL, for deleting my web page without notice.
Fuck you, all you truck drivers that decide to cut me off for no reason and try to drive me off the road.
And finally, fuck you all my cousins in Canada. Just because I was in vacation didn't mean for you assholes to treat everyone like shit just <strike>to get me to have fun</strike> so I had to babysit your dumbasses while you all were too busy getting stoned all day. And fuck you for almost killing me in that car accident. I wished I walked out that car the lone survivor, but, oh well, I never get what I want anyways.
10-01-1999, 12:48 AM
Shit, Louie, WTF? Almost killing you?
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10-01-1999, 09:20 AM
Fuck you, cousin who I've never met. You moved to my state and I invited you over twice. The first time you called and said you were too drunk to drive over, the second time you didn't even bother to call. I'll call you again when I win the lottery, just so I can rub it in your face.
Most common question I ask: "What?"
Most common question I get: "Are you really hearing impaired?"
10-02-1999, 04:16 AM
FUCK YOU!!! Ex-Fiancee who asked me to move all the way across the country to be with you(as a result I'd quit my job, told my family and friends I was leaving and given up my apartment)... only to have you join the GOD DAMN ARMY!! (at least, that's her story, but I think her ex-boyfriend may have had a hand in undermining our relationship) Fuck you, for making me feel like it was my fault because I couldn't bring myself to move to Korea, or where ever else they were going to send you... fuck you for the phone bills and the airfares..... and a million other fuck you's...
10-02-1999, 09:59 AM
A great, big, juicy FUCK YOU to AOL, for just being you.
FUCK YOUto every driver that doesn't understand the concept of "slow traffic keep right".
An extra special FUCK YOU to the IRS.
A nice, hot, steamy shitburger with an ice-cold glass of FUCK YOU for my pissy co-workers.
You say "cheesy" like that's a BAD thing.
10-02-1999, 11:30 AM
Fuck you, Citibank Visa for fucking up my credit though they should be fucking with my ex-fucking-wife 'cause the fucking debts were run up in her fucking name to help her fucking boyfriend who she was fucking fucking behind my fucking back more than two and a half fucking years ago and I'm still fucking paying for it.
Fuck you brithael.
10-02-1999, 02:30 PM
Hey, ChiefScott, you left out the fucking horse that the fucking bitch rode the fuck in on.
I have as much authority as the Pope; I just don't have as many people who believe it! - George Carlin
10-02-1999, 05:14 PM
Fuck you, whichever government moron it was who deregulated the banking industry, causing an orgy of mergers and acquisitions, one of the casualties of which was my beloved hometown bank, replaced by an impersonal, inflexible, monolitihic corporate behemoth that won't let me decide what I want done with my own money. Fuck your mother straight to hell!
Fuck you, Bill Gates, for making crappy software that doesn't work right, due to sloppy, thoughtless, bug-ridden design that the people you have working for you apparently don't have time to fix before the final product is released. And then you just come out with a new product with even more stupid mistakes. I am going to track you down, Bill, and when I find you, I am going to debug you and reboot you. I am going to defragment your hard drive. Do you hear me, Bill? I am going to give you a beta test you will never forget! An apple a day keeps the doctor away, you know. Oh, and beware of the penguins.
10-02-1999, 08:14 PM
Fuck every politician in my province. You bastards have done everything in your power to drive small business into the ground.
I have a tiny business, with an employee count of 2, for fuck's sake! I spend more and more time filling out forms, looking up regulations and collecting taxes for you, and still you keep piling it on.
Fuck you, assholes! I've never voted for any of you, and I never will.
When you see a ballot that says "None of the above," that's me, morons.
10-02-1999, 08:50 PM
A huge fuck you to people who fake injuries and claim to be disabled. (don't ask)
Fuck you! Fuck you! I hope you actually DO get permanently crippled!!!!!
Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
10-03-1999, 02:19 AM
Fuck you Burger King for giving me food poisioning and a bad case of the runs, again. But then again, what would I expect from a microwaved burger with yellow lettuce covered in mayo, pink tomatoes, onion cores, meat that tastes like dull, dried out shit, and soggy buns.
Fuck you Toyota for making a piece of shit van. Now we have to replace the steering column and the damn fuel injectors every year. We're sticking to American, thanks to you scamming assholes.
Fuck you to all my friends for <strike>sharing</strike> shoving their sex lives into my face, just to get me all jealous. I don't give a shit if you want to give a blow job to your boyfriend or not, just shut up about it!
10-03-1999, 03:31 PM
How about a big f.u. to Gateway Drug, who gave away the ending to "American Beauty" in the MPSIMS section?
"My hovercraft is full of eels."
10-03-1999, 03:52 PM
FUCK YOU, o my menopausal, bitchy, utterly selfish, male-bashing, cliquish, sniping, back-stabbing, two-faced, tight-assed, better-than-you and holier-than-thou, psycho hosebeast, seething bile-soaked pustules on a tapeworm's cilia co-workers.
There should be a law against twenty-five menopausal women working together.
Christ on a fucking go-kart.
Ahhhh . . . thanks, Louie. Much better.
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10-03-1999, 04:06 PM
Christ on a fucking go-kart"
I'd definitely pay to see THAT!.
Fuck you Burger King for giving me food poisioning and a bad case of the runs, again.
Uh, Louie: Ever thought of junking elsewhere?
Fuck you, Candy Manship, and fuck your convocations to Hell. Why the fuck do these bastards think I have nothing better to do with my fucking Tuesday afternoons than go to fucking convocations. I don't want a fucking class ring, so why the fuck should I go to the convocation about it? But it's FUCKING MANDATORY!! So I have to fucking do my laundry and write a fucking lab report AND go to this FUCKING convo. I could do my lab later, during my fucking extended weekend, but I also have 7 fucking journals due when I get back from the only fucking visit I have at home for another fucking month.
And a big FUCK YOU to the inconsiderate bastards in Dining Service. I suppose yu need to get 7 glasses of milk at a time so you don't have to haul your fat ass 6 feet to the dispenser, so its' perfectly justified that I had to wait 5 minutes to get my 1 fucking glass. And fuck you, too, stupid bitch who had her 17 friends standing all around while I'm trying to make a fucking sandwhich, because all the fuicking entrees are shit. Thanks to you I had to stand with my tray like a jackass while all your damn friend who already had their food were in the fucking way.
10-04-1999, 05:44 PM
See? Doesn't it feel better now, John?
10-06-1999, 12:30 AM
Fuck you Shell gas station for running out of regular gas and making me pay an extra $15 for premium. Fucking ripoff.
Fuck you to my friend who, once again, cancelled plans on the last minute. Are you really that unreliable? You really must have shit-for-brains.
10-07-1999, 12:06 AM
Fuck you Canon for making a piece of shit printer that never works.
Fuck you to my old high school, for proving to everyone again and again that they're all self-centered rich snobby dumbasses.
Fuck you to the person who wanted me to wait for her to study for a test, then never showed up. Oh well, you're the one getting the F, not me.
Fuck you, Highway Patrol, for turning your sirens on me, then when I start to pull over, you speed off past me.
When is Saturday going to come? I'm not having a good week. :(
10-07-1999, 01:46 AM
A short, sharp, Fuck you to Internet Explorer for not letting me download files that I need this week. Bastards.
You say "cheesy" like that's a BAD thing.
10-07-1999, 01:37 PM
Louie, you seem to have a lot of anger, my friend. It might be a very good thing you started this thread. Hope it's helping.
By the way, do you ever hear voices telling you to stay home and clean the guns?
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind." - Humphrey Bogart
10-08-1999, 07:28 PM
Fuck you redneck tire salesman. I don't give a shit if you're a hot-shot trophy-winning bass fisherman. Buy $400 worth of tires from you and you're my lifelong buddy. One blows out after 5,000 miles and you get all red-eyed and bellignerant thinking about your fucking profit margin. Expecting me to dodge 18-wheelers and scavange what was left of my Michelin off a busy 4-lane highway so you can examine what was left of the goddamn tread? Well maybe I should tell you who took your wife to her first eel-wrasslin' out on the scuzzy banks of our local man-made lake. It weren't me, podnah, but if you knew who it was you'd prob'ly bust those bloodshot eyes right out of your swelled-up head...
10-08-1999, 08:14 PM
Fuck you, you skanky ass bitch!!!!!! Fuck you with a baseball bat wrapped in barbwire!! I hope your dumb trailer park living ass is happy now!!!! You God damned alcoholic!! I hope you die in your own vomit!!!!
10-09-1999, 02:58 AM
Well, the only guns I have are made by Nintendo, so there's no point in cleaning them.
Byzantine, Diane, and jazzmine will understand me when I say:
"I feel a lot of love in this room."
"Fall not in love; it will stick to your face."
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10-11-1999, 02:03 AM
Yup, Hippie.. they're the only one's who'll understand... in that case:
UNFUCK YOU, TennHippie, for saying that I'm one of your favourite posters and making me one of your MB harem and then forgetting about me in The Fuck You Thread. You're no Pussy...
"ChrisCTP-...the sweetheart of the SDMB..." --Diane
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10-12-1999, 10:20 AM
FUCK YOU X of mine for making my life a living hell during and after I told you to FUCK OFF!
FUCK YOU bills and money and budgets! FUCK YOU world for revolving around money!
FUCK YOU all the people out there who are mean for no goddamn reason!
FUCK YOU men who have crossed my path, raped and pillaged and left!
10-12-1999, 10:40 AM
So, if I read this right we should have stayed after the rape and pillaging?
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind." - Humphrey Bogart
10-12-1999, 11:37 AM
FUCK YOU all you businesses who put people who don't have even a GRASP of the English language on the phones! YES we are all entitled to work, but god damn it, when I need to get something done, I would like to be able to communicate with someone who can speak the fucking language!
Missy ===> Having a really really really shitty day. grrrrr
10-13-1999, 02:51 AM
TennHippie: I feel the love too! To spew out, like a hot jet of love those sacred words, "Fuck You!" just makes my heart swell and my fingers tap! How any of us can walk away from those two words with anything but joy just makes my head spin! WE know what it means but I guess a lot of folks don't see the hedonistic joy in the simple phrase of, "Fuck You!". How sad! Again, all those close to me I lean near and whisper, "Fuck You!"
The moon looks on many flowers, the flowers on but one moon.
10-13-1999, 08:50 AM
I've been a little busy the last couple of weeks, so I haven't had much of an opportunity to say "fuck you" to anyone. I would like to take the time now, though, while I have it.
FUCK YOU to the human female that called me the other day from Consumer's Power, to ask me if I could stay on the line for an "important recorded message." WTF? If it's so fucking important, YOU tell me what the message is (as if I didn't know). NO I don't have the fucking time to stay on the line. Just tell me how much I have to fucking pay and I'll do it. What was that? It's not your fucking department? You don't know how much I have to pay? Fuck you. I'll pay something today. Now go fuck with someone else.
Thanks for starting this thread! Wow! I feel great, and I haven't even had any coffee yet!
10-13-1999, 10:20 PM
Fuck you to my TV for always going black only during good sports games. Piece of shit.
Another fuck you to the unreliable shit-for-brains for cancelling, not 1, but 2 meetings.
Fuck you to another friend who now is offended by every little thing that happens to you. Who the fuck made you queen of the world?
I think it's going to be another one of those weeks. :(
10-14-1999, 12:40 AM
Oh and I forgot...
FUCK YOU to my stupid, bitch, hillbilly, thoughtless aunt. How inconsiderate can one fucking person be?! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHhhh!!!
Ok, calming down and feeling better...
Hell no. Just stay the fuck away. Grow up. Let go.
Not directed towards any particular person here, someone out in the 'real' world.
10-14-1999, 12:50 AM
At the risk of angering some people (Nickrz) I am going to apologize to The Doll here in the pit. What I posted wasn't meant as invective; merely levity. I just found the word choice amusing; perhaps I'm simple.
Anyway, if my comment was uncalled for, I apologize.
Letting go now.
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind." - Humphrey Bogart
FUCK YOU Limp Bizkit!
FUck you Korn!
Fuck you Powerman 5000!!
Fuck you Orgy!!
Fuck you who attended Woodstock '99 and raped and rioted!!
FUUUUCKKK YOOOOUUU every station on the radio that plays the same songs over and over and over until I feel the same rage that probably triggered the Woodstock riots! 10 to 1, I turn on the classic rock station right now, they're either playing Led Zeppelin or Two Tickets to Paradise by Eddie Money!
Fuck ALL you rappers and ALL violent music!
Where did all the happy songs go?
I wish Freddie Mercury was still alive.
Oh and an EXTRA SPECIAL FUCK YOU to Bob & Tom, the syndicated morning show for radio stations too cheap to get Howard Stern. I hear Bob & Tom on no less than FOUR stations in this city of 100,000. I can't tell you how not-funny these two bozos are!!
FUCK YOU , every TV network that has to pre-empt their programming for the EXACT SAME
STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS that every other network is showing!!
FUCK YOU NBC in Baton Rouge for not showing the wildest police videos and slapping on a half hour of John Goodman begging for money for St Jude's Children's Hospital instead!!! FOR THREE WEEKS IN A ROW!!! I WANT EXPLOSIONS DAMMIT!!!!!
hmmm what else...
Oh yeah FUCK YOU whoever reduced the speed limit to 60 on the I-10 bridge over the Atchafalaya Basin, thereby making a trip to New Orleans take a horrible 2 1/2 hours!
Okay I think I'm done...
Geez, somebody pass the joint.
10-15-1999, 06:49 AM
For leaving me for a travelling musician.
For cleaning out the bank accounts that same day(rent day!)
For writing over $3000 worth of bad checks the same day, to get tickets to go to Europe for her and her new beau.
For making it impossible to un-marry her because I couldn't find her.
For coming back to the states without letting me know, going on welfare with child that is NOT mine for a year, and having Washington state Welfare division bill me every single penny they spent on you.
For all this, and ever so much more than this, ex-wife- UNFUCK YOU!
I just wanted to, um . . . well shit . . . the fuckers sent you the bill?
I was about to . . . um . . . a traveling musician you say?
I just think that . . . um . . . Christ, I can't top that one.
I feel much better actually.
10-19-1999, 03:55 AM
Mom - for divorcing my dad, marrying the step-dad and raising his kids as your own... and all before I was two years old. Fuck you for giving him and his ungrateful kids the attention I needed... and fuck you for playing the martyr so that I still feel guilty for any bitterness I feel now.
and then, fuck mom & dad & step-dad for raising me Catholic. I've shaken off the beliefs you tried to force on me, and I can see how horrible and damaging they are. Fuck you all for the indoctrination, the guilt, the need to control those things that can't be controlled.
Let's hope that replaces the therapy I probably should get...
10-19-1999, 11:18 AM
My turn !
Fuck you former father-in-law, for trying to convince people I murdered your son. He killed himself, get real I was 18, 5 ft 2 and 120 lbs. How in the hell do you think I could have forced a 6 ft tall, 27 year old man to strangle his fool self with a damn extension cord ? Guess what, if he had stood up he would have lived.
Fuck you, damn child molesters.
Fuck you rudest Mertro bus driver I have ever had the bad luck to meet. Who in the hell do you think you are to bitch at that woman in the wheel chair for ripping a hole in a seat. If you had gotten off your dead ass and helped her, and flipped up that seat yourself it wouldn't have gotten ripped.
I know you didn't need to be such a complete total asshole to everyone who didn't get on the bus as quickly as you wanted, people slow down as they age sometimes, deal with it , jerkwad.
I feel a tiny bit better now, but I will be back!
Ayesha - Lioness
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This post is dedicated to my ex…
Fuck you for coming to visit me on holiday and leaving the decision of how to handle the sexual attraction between us completely up to me; fuck you for refusing to give me any meaningful input on what you wanted.
Fuck you for agreeing that there shouldn’t be a long distance relationship when you went back to Canada after holiday was over, but not telling me “no LDR” meant you would ignore me for the majority of the summer.
Fuck you for stringing me along for a whole mother-fucking month and a half, complete with tears when you got on the bus back home.
Fuck you for having your best friend email me to tell me hello for you, because you were too fucking busy to send a two-word reply to my letters. Fuck you for getting me so worried about you that I started checking with people I don’t fucking know to me make sure you were still fucking breathing.
Fuck you for fucking with my head. Fuck you for, just when I am about to declare that I’ve determined we’re nothing but friends now (if even that), throwing something into your email that indicates otherwise, like the Dr. Tongue nickname in your closing.
Fuck you for writing incoherent gibberish when you finally find the time and money to visit an internet café. Fuck you for turning my good-bye rant about your boorish behavior and my subsequent rage into an excuse about how fucked up your life has been since arriving in town. Fuck you also for not telling me what the hell happened so that I might have some basis to understand where you’re coming from. Fuck you for asking my forgiveness anyway.
Fuck you for telling me you’ll write me soon and leaving me hanging for almost a month, now that we’ve established that it’s this type of behavior that earned my full-blown bitch-mode the first time around.
Fuck you for continuing the legacy I thought you would break – the legacy of being completely, royally, undeniably fucked over by every single man that meant anything to me.
Fuck you for using me and claiming you didn’t. Fuck you for hanging out on email until I knew for sure I wasn’t pregnant with your child, then dropping off the face of the earth once you knew you wouldn’t be hearing from an attorney about paying child support.
For this incredible head trip that started in April but didn’t get to the interesting parts until about June, I must say…
FUCK YOU, PIERRE!!!
Subvert the Dominant Paradigm.
10-20-1999, 12:22 AM
Fuck you to my lying friend. You make a promise to not have sex after your first baby and what do you do??? You do your current-former-current-former-current boyfriend again? Don't get me involved in your shit again.
Fuck you to Taco Bell and those awful Chalupas. I stayed up all night yesterday vomiting because of that crap.
10-20-1999, 12:24 AM
A big ass FUCK YOU to everyone those who go out of their way to piss me off!
YOU CAN FUCK OFF AND DIE, YOU STUPID DUMB SHIT GOD DAMNED MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!!
10-23-1999, 10:59 PM
a BIG fuck you goes out to those that dont understand me and that doesnt even try to. In real life on this board and on the net. so anyhow, to make a long story short FUCK OFF KISS MY ASS AND I HOPE YOU FALL INFRONT OF A CAR YOU COCK SUCKERS
10-23-1999, 11:12 PM
A big fat Fuck you, ex-friend who turned my best-friend onto cutting. Thanks to you, she is screwed. And thanks to you, she'll do it again. And thanks to you, she's drinking herself to sleep right now. And thanks to you we're all in tears worried we might not see her at school on Maonday cause she might be dead! I HATE YOU!
"Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense."
"Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough to take indecent advantage of them."
10-27-1999, 09:46 AM
FUCK YOU to my X. I hate you more than any other person who has ever walked the earth. Not because of all the horrible things you did to me, but because you are emotionally fucking up MY son.
I hope that one day you will finally get even half of what you gave, to me, to MY son and everyone else you screwed over and ruined.
FUCK YOU so hard up the ass that your insides get torn to shit and you...
10-27-1999, 10:59 AM
Fuck you, moderators, for banning C#3 just when he was starting to turn cool, especially for what is quite possibly the most retarded reason I've ever heard of.
Fuck you, web pornographers, for making a website with that number of X's.
10-27-1999, 10:56 PM
Fuck you Gypsy for your fucking lies! Fuck you GypsyBG for knowing that you were fucking someone else's fiance! Fuck you computers for giving easy access! Fuck you car for never running right! To all the people that keep me waiting, Fuck You!
10-29-1999, 07:47 AM
Oh yeah, Fuck you limp dick that can only hold an erection for a few minutes, then grab ahold with the hand (right one because it works better) and then jack off and try to smear it in; take that bitch. Wow - that felt great!
10-29-1999, 11:40 AM
FUCK YOU to my job that changed from 8 hour days to 12 hour days with a weeks notice when you were going to have a FUCKIN' meeting discussing it first...we didn't have a fat FUCKIN' chance to even say nothin' & a FUCK YOU to the ODS who yelled at me through the phone for not knowing where someone was at that exact FUCKIN' moment when its NOT MY FUCKIN' JOB 2 KNOW! Watch me say FUCK YOU when I find another job and give you NO FUCKIN' notice!!!
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with a little effort
you can be impossible
11-02-1999, 11:04 PM
Fuck you to the four idiot drivers who almost crashed into me today. I hate driving in the 2nd worst shittown to drive in in the U.S.
Fuck HTML for screwing up 3 of my posts last night.
Fuck you history teacher for scamming everyone into taking a true/false test where every fucking question was a trick question so you wouldn't have to give anyone an A. Stupid bitch.
11-04-1999, 12:00 AM
FUCK YOU to the government of this province and this country which is turning student loans over to the heartless banks which don't give a flying fuck about education, only about profit.
FUCK YOU to the Jean Cretin government and their pseudo-Ayn Randian neo-liberal technoplutocratic social-program-slashing horse shit.
FUCK YOU to Lucien Bitchard for continuing to ignore the nurses, teachers, truckers, farmers, students, and everyone-motherfucking-else in this province except for his plutocratic special interest groups.
FUCK YOU to the SprayPEC/Peppergate cover-up, to the RCMP involved in it, to the government which got Terry Milewski yanked from the story, and to the prime minister who had students PEPPER-SPRAYED and MUZZLED and took away their FREE SPEECH so as not to embarrass a BRUTAL DICTATOR.
FUCK YOU to the government of Ontario which wants to make it a crime to be a pan-handler or a squeegee kid. FUCK YOU to the bourgeois, no-mental-connections morons who hate panhandlers and squeegee kids and who apparently did not move to a city of five million people to share their valuable personal space with anyone and who don't want to have to look at the detritus of the heartless form of capitalism practiced in this system.
FUCK YOU to the expensive, plutocratic, soul-destroying private school I had to go to.
Oh. FUCK YOU to my father.
11-04-1999, 12:43 AM
All but the last two can be condensed into the following:
FUCK YOU for trying to turn Canada into the United States!
Not that it's any less of a valid FUCK YOU, oh, no.
Modest? You bet I'm modest! I am the queen of modesty!
11-04-1999, 07:18 AM
I would have loved to include some fuck you's but my life is running pretty smooth at the moment. sorry.
11-04-1999, 07:42 AM
I Love you, you love me
We're a happy family...
11-04-1999, 07:55 AM
Fuck you, loser on the 5th floor who fell asleep on the couch at 3 am while smoking a cigarette! You fucking moron!
(The guy's fine, fortunately. Scared the shit out of everyone, though.)
Fuck you ISP...your days are numbered! I've had it with your crappy service. I'm taking my money elsewhere and will tell people not to do business with you.
Fuck you income tax! Everytime I look at my paycheck, I just want to cry. Fuck you Prime Minister for telling people who hate the taxes to immigrate instead of decreasing the goddamn taxes.
Fuck you Canadian politicians! PM sucks, but so does the alternative!
Sex appeal -- Give generously
OK, bad day
FUCK YOU to:
The INS Bastards,
My Boss what an asshole,
ALDRICH CHEMICAL COMPANY FOR FUCKING UP MY ORDER AGAIN,
My bank for expecting me to balance my account,
Those fat bastards on the bus home who pay the same as me but take up one and a half seats so i get to sit with the edge of the seat sticking up my arse if i'm lucky. What the hell is the matter, are the buses getting smaller? I think not fat fucks. Eat less, expend more.
11-04-1999, 03:59 PM
And all this time I thought androids were incapable of expressing emotions. Hmmm.
The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
11-04-1999, 04:58 PM
Oh, yeah. <font size = 5>FUCK YOU TO CORPORATE WELFARE QUEENS!</font>
11-10-1999, 07:48 PM
Why the fuck do people yell at the fucking tv during any sports event? They just scream their damned heads off whenever somebody does something wrong or they score or they just think the players need advice. Now, if you're at home, this might be ok, as long as you live in the country all by yourself. But why the hell do you do this in a dorm? I'm working, you inconsiderate pricks!
THEY CAN'T HEAR YOU! They don't know you or care about you or even consider anyone's opinions that isn't playing the sport! Why the hell don't you just shut up!
Do you need to vent? Beat the hell out of a plastic bottle or something, but shut the hell up!
And what about all those noisy fucking drunks that decide to yell up to their friends at four in the morning?
Can we make it legal to kill someone if they raise their voice over some decible level? Please?
FUCK YOU NOISY PEOPLE! I LIVE HERE!
I feel better.
11-10-1999, 08:40 PM
FUCK YOU to the Jean Cretin government and their pseudo-Ayn Randian neo-liberal technoplutocratic social-program-slashing horse shit.
Pseudo-Ayn Randian and neo-liberal at the same time?!
11-10-1999, 09:38 PM
Our politicos are the greatest mental contortionists in the world. They have an astounding ability to go into four directions at once. Everybody has given up trying to understand. We just look on helplessly. When we throw the rascals out a new crop springs up.
Think of the Hydra.
This space for rent.
11-10-1999, 11:24 PM
Pseudo-Ayn Randian and neo-liberal at the same time?!
Yep. Welcome to the twilight zone of corporatist politics, where neo-liberal and neo-conservative are synonymous, and have nothing to do with either liberalism or conservatism. In this system, you have what is jokingly referred to as a level playing field, by which is meant a playing field which is slanted so that only the hugest, most cumbersome, and most powerful can grip ahold. Where interest groups are not responsible for the broad societal effects of the processes they advocate. Where corporations have the rights but not the responsibilities of citizens. Where lobby groups override democracy. Scary stuff. For more information please see The Doubter's Companion by John Ralston Saul.
Wow, thank you. Reading this thread has made me feel a lot better about my own life. I actually can't think of anyone (outside of idiotic politicians) whom I'm really pissed at.
11-13-1999, 11:45 PM
FUCK YOU all of you people who said you cared and then ran off.
FUCK YOU director of Nurses for stealing my discoveries and getting the credit for them.
FUCK YOU book publishers who keep sending my work back.
FUCK YOU Dalton Books who have made such a major deal with book publishers that most will only accept and print authors that meet YOUR requirements.
"Think of it as Evolution in action."
Fuck you, Jeff, for stealing 8 years of my life, when you knew, (even though I didn't) what a lost cause it all was.
And fuck me running backwards on an escalator with a camcorder for being young enough, naieve enough, and helpless enough to believe your lies for so long, and allowing that theft to happen.
fuck cocaine for ruining lives and relationships.
Fuck everyone that doesn't acknowledge the cards, gifts, and letters they recieve for birthdays or Christmas, whatever. The senders sit there, wondering if it was lost in the mail, but oops, nope, you're just too rude to say thanks.
Fuck you, rude drivers everywhere.
11-21-1999, 05:33 PM
Fuck you radio station for ruining the results of Who Wants to be a Millionare before I got to watch it.
Fuck you to all the wrestling shows that take up half the channels now.
Fuck you to my friend for never telling me that someone I last saw in 8 months was at her house.
11-21-1999, 05:35 PM
Fuck. I mean "8 months ago".
11-21-1999, 06:20 PM
Pardon the hijacking, but, does anyone have a citation for this little tidbit?FUCK YOU Dalton Books who have made such a major deal with book publishers that most will only accept and print authors that meet YOUR requirements.
11-25-1999, 09:44 PM
FUCK YOU jackass husband who yanked the stereo receiver out of my hands because you think I'm too stupid to plug a CD player into the slots that say "CD" plain as day, and then getting mad at ME because you yanked it so damn hard the CD player underneath it went flying out onto the floor. And FUCK YOU for spending the whole day cussing and making a big production out of fixing it like it wasn't even 10 years old and obsolete already, goddammit! Thanks for ruining Thanksgiving, you spoiled brat!
11-26-1999, 05:51 AM
(insert topic thingy here) to all the bloody drivers! the only nation in the world with cars but no ability to drive.
bj0rn - excluding some of course
12-18-1999, 08:41 PM
Fuck you, for making me fall in love with you and waste 23 fucking years of my life waiting for you to get free of first, your wife, then your other girlfriend only to have you marry the fat ugly bitch this summer and break my stupid heart forever.
And fuck you for all the blowjobs and slap/tickle in the car while you told me how much you love all my parts, leaving out "me", and then going home to one or the other while I go home alone with sperm on my face and tears in my eyes.
And double fuck you with an 18" dildo up your ass for telling me that this marriage changes nothing and you still want me and fuck ME for being stupid and needy enough to believe it.
And most of all, fuck ME for still being stupid and self destructive enough to keep going back for more of the same shit.
I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.
12-19-1999, 10:32 AM
Catharsis on, Garth! O.K. here's mine. Fuck you to my bio father who abandoned me and left my mother supportless for the first seven years of my life while he made a doctor's salary and she worked as a secretary. Fuck you anally for knocking her up at nineteen and offering to do the abortion with your own two hands. Fuck you for all the times my friends asked me why you never tried to see me and I had to just shrug. Fuck you for all the half- brothers and sisters I might have and don't know about. Fuck you for your cold heart.
12-20-1999, 12:39 AM
Fuck you to my husbands boss for saying you would give your employees their bonus on the 16th of this month,only to tell them on the 16th that someone "dropped the ball" and they wouldn't get them until today, which means I won't be able to do my shopping until tomorrow or the next day.
Thanks to your stupid ass's I will have to go get my own presants again. Because Lion won't have time to. Thanks a whole fucking bunch.
Ayesha - Lioness
There are two solutions to every problem : the wrong one, and mine
(Thomas A. Edison)
12-20-1999, 09:35 AM
FUCK YOU, Fleet Master Card, for allowing $4000 worth of charges to pile up on my card for 3 months AFTER I reported the fucking card stolen, and having your collection fascists call me at work, at home, in the middle of the night, any fucking time they wanted to, to try to collect on a debt I didn't owe. I hope all your dicks shrivel up and turn black and fall off in your fucking coffee cups, right after you all fuck that bitch who kept calling me to pay the fucking bill. Incompetent fucks. And FUCK YOU, First USA Visa, for not sending me a motherfucking statement since fucking June and telling me you were sending them all along and expecting me to pay my fucking bill for six months without seeing a motherfucking statement so I don't know what the fuck bogus charges I'm paying on and you STILL haven't sent me a motherfucking statement, and it's almost fucking Christmas. Why don't you just fucking blow me? Fucking assholes. Oh, and FUCK YOU, my ex-in laws, just because I never have to see your fucking slack-jawed slope-headed drooling moron faces ever again for the rest of my life, you fucking pieces of shit, 'cause I dumped your pathetic turd-licker of a son after thirteen miserable fucking years. Assholes. Why don't you take that 500 lb motherfucking Christmas Ham and shove it up BOTH your fucking asses?
Damn. This is cleansing. I haven't felt this good in weeks.
01-04-2000, 12:14 AM
to all the red-neck, inbreed, uneducated, outback mother fuckers that call up and order products and can't even spell their name
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
to all the people that live in this country and don't learn english
01-04-2000, 01:29 AM
Fuck you job.
We get paid salary but no OT, and if we are sick, it gets deducted from our weekly pay. Either we are hourly or salary, but you are getting the best of both, while we get screwed. Fuck you for saying no bonus, even though the owners are rich and after I worked so much unpaid OT this year. Fuck you for telling me I had to come in today, even though I was sick and had one of my yearly *3* personal days left, to check for fucking Y2K problems with our computers. Like you couldn't press a button on a computer to check. Like I would even know what to look for or how to fix it if there was a problem. I am a graphic artist, damn it, not MIS! And fuck you for not even saying "thanks for coming in; I know you are very sick." Fuck you for trying to make me feel guilty I was going home. Like I care if some jerk-wad gets his 250 keytags typeset when I have 102 tempeture. Fuck you for giving shitty benefits that aren't even up to industry standard (3 sick days? You have to work for the company *3* years before getting 2 weeks vacation? You are expected to work OT with no pay, but if you are late one day, you get docked?!). Fuck you to the owner who spends half the year following a band around the country, but yells at people who need a day off for their kids. And fuck me for staying in this dead end job because I have to. Fuck me for not having the skills to move on.
Funny, I feel a little better, but not as much as I had hoped.
You people have been holding me back long enough! I'm going to clown college!
01-04-2000, 06:34 PM
FUCK YOU BITCH for going around to all the department stores, filling out credit apps using my info and maxing the cards with no intention of paying, then throwing away the statements when they came in the mail month after month while I was at work.
FUCK YOU for telling me you were on the pill and couldn't get pregnant and fuck me for believing your lying ass.
FUCK YOU for moving your fat-ass unemployed girlfriend into our apartment without so much as telling me (I come home from work and there the bitch is)and letting her run up an $800.00 phone bill that I had to eventually pay through payroll garnishments.
FUCK YOU for fucking the maintenance man and risking my health.
FUCK YOU for disparaging me to my sons and trying to make them believe that all the fucking misery in your life is our fault. I'd like to cram your hateful, spiteful, vicious words to my kids right back down your worthless motherfucking throat.
FUCK YOU for letting the kids see you accept a life as a janitors wife on welfare and buying them their dinner with food stamps and trying to collect a disability claim when nothing is physically wrong with you because you are a stupid, lazy, statistic with no goals.
Fuck whatever cosmic force that allowed are paths to cross at a time when I was a young, naive, horny kid.
FUCK YOU for making my kids cry from your stupid hate on a regular basis. The more hate you dish out on them the more love I'll dish out on them you bitch and I pray to God they one day see you for the sad, pathetic waste that you are and forgive you.
FUCK the court system for their blindness, and for charging me $300.00 (that's right, $300.00)to piss in a cup for them.
01-07-2000, 03:18 PM
You know, this was kind of fun at first.
Now I feel like crying.
01-07-2000, 08:58 PM
Fuck you everyone for using me as a psychological punching bag.
Ugh, this is too much, someone close this thread, please.
01-08-2000, 09:16 PM
fuck you, work, for making me come in every saturday in january to close out the year when all my shit is done anyway. but if i don't show up then i'm the asshole.
fuck you, cuntbag co-workers, who sit around and bullshit all day about stupid ass white trash shit while some of us try to get our work done.
and fuck you boss, for expecting those of us who get our work done to help the fucking blabbermouths get their shit done. fuck you.
so you found a girl who thinks really deep thoughts. what's so amazing about really deep thoughts? Tori Amos
11-24-2000, 06:14 PM
Fuck You, former non-native speaker of English co-graduate student whose entire dissertation I proofread and corrected the week it was due, and who then in the dedication thanked everyone, including Allah, for shit's sake, but not me.
And Fuck You, Ohio State University Department of Student Loans, who are too fucking stupid to pick up a fax off a machine.
11-25-2000, 12:52 PM
Fuck you, ex-boss who asked me to work on Thanksgiving, and then cancelling at the last minute.
11-25-2000, 01:07 PM
To the many people who have fucked me over during the years, who have exploited me for their own selfish gain, who have been cruel, careless and condescending, who robbed me and tried to beat me down...
You didn't. I forgive your ignorance and lack of humanity. You'll sow what you reap.
11-25-2000, 02:01 PM
FUCK YOU obnoxious redneck boss who thinks that just because we both possess a Y chromosome that I want to hear how nice you think that woman's pussy would feel or how that one's so short you could pick her up and mount her on your member and walk around like that. Fuck you for thinking I'm going to listen to this shit because I'm your subordinate. Fuck you for assuming that because I'm white I want to hear your racist bullshit, you monument to wasted carbon atoms. And a hearty lick my ass for making it up the corporate ladder despite your obvious lack of tact, intelligence or work ethic. Rot in hell and squeal like a pig, you trick-ass bitch.
11-25-2000, 03:52 PM
Fuck you to all the people who came to the Civil War game between the Ducks and the Beavers and treated all the locals like they were in your way.
FUCK YOU, Fred Meyer, for having a serrated metal stand that cut my finger when I reached for an X-Men DVD.
FUCK YOU, manufacturers, for making the X-Men DVD extras on a CD-3 that I had to register with personal information to view on my computer and DOUBLE FUCK YOU for making that in Quicktime format.
11-25-2000, 05:26 PM
Boo Beavers! Go Ducks! Oh, I mean FUCK YOU Civil War. And FUCK YOU school football team spirit. I came here to get an education, not to suddenly find football less than sleep-inducingly boring.
11-25-2000, 07:41 PM
I have nothing against AOL, just amazement that they have any customers whatever. And fiercely loyal, buy why? It has to be the worst deal on the planet.
11-25-2000, 07:57 PM
Fuck you, Ramen gnomes that knocked my unwrapped briquette of ramen onto the floor, hideously splintering it into hundreds of shards.
Fuck you, progenitors of long lines.
Fuck you, Osama Bin Laden.
11-26-2000, 07:08 PM
Fuck the stupid asshole who's been smoking in the public bathrooms at work.
Fuck the brain-dead moron who's been smoking weed in the hallway of my apartment complex.
Fuck the purulent bastards who think it's all right to allow their kids to run around in the hospital hallways unsupervised so they can run and scream like ninnies.
And most of all, fuck the mouth-breathing son of a syphilitic whoremonger who thinks it's OK to call me to sell me telephone service that I've already got.
I feel so much better.
11-26-2000, 08:18 PM
Fuck you, Dad, for telling me basicly "Normality is bad, dear, you need to live secluded Norman Bates style. And doing good in school is the more important than anything."
And fuck me for being weak enough to believe him sometimes.
I hate my family...
11-26-2000, 09:48 PM
Fuck you to myself! Did you think the 30th time would be better. How could you actually believe her when she said she had changed. Idiot, you fucking moron.
11-26-2000, 10:24 PM
Fuck you to the guy who gets the highest gpa and fuck you to all the fucking nerdy girls in the class and fuck you to everyone who studies like there's no tomorrow
Fuck you to my DAD for making me feel so bad about my grades and telling me that i'm wasting his money and that i'm so useless.
11-26-2000, 10:27 PM
Also Fuck you to my stupid friend for making me do his homework for him 'cos he's too stupid and he'll flunk if i don't make the project for him. FUCK YOU and i'm never gonna help you out again you fucking bastard.Nice friend you are, fucking using me all the time.
11-27-2000, 08:07 PM
No punches pulled, of course:
A great big FUCK YOU to Kitra Taigia, on whom I blew over $400 and wasted four evenings of my life trying to ascertain if you were even interested in me. If you can't even say "good night" after dinner and wine at the most expensive restaurant in Addison (which coincidentally happens to be your favourite), then FUCK YOU! I'm moving on!
OK, then... that feels better!
Tominita! FUCK YOU! Yes, FUCK YOU for dumping me on New Year's Eve, at the New Year's Eve party, and leaving with some guy you didn't even know. Yes, I heard your "old high school boyfriend" story, but Pierre told me the truth - he was there, too! You're the daughter of two truck-drivin' low-lifes (though I realize this is the Pit - no offense to any of you truckers I don't know), and you'll be a low-life forever more, regardless of whom you scam in to finally settling down with you.
FUCK YOU, Lee Varlman for getting Misty pregnant, then stranding her with the child. Rand is your son, you asshole! Some day you'll get yours, even if I have to give it to you myself!
oh... and a little "fuck you" to Zyada, who forgot to mention that we needed reservations to see her perform at Goldfingers, thus causing us to miss out on what was surely a hell of a show!
Long time RGMWer and ardent AOLer
11-28-2000, 08:58 AM
A big FUCK YOU to all of the people in my life who have put me down, teased me for how I look, used and abused me. I hope you burn, motherfuckers.
FUCK YOU bitch, for haunting my life for the past 2 years. You meant nothing to me and you meant everything to me. So you use me and throw me away after it's too late. I loved you for some masochistic reason, and just when I think I'm over you, you manage to haunt my life some way. I hope someone treats you like you treated me, you lying, psychotic, using piece of SHIT!
FUCK MYSELF for caring what other people think of me and believing that their views of me actually matter.
I feel slightly better now.
11-28-2000, 10:00 PM
I need a second round.
Fuck you again Dad for again mocking and insulting me at dinner yesterday, then i left and i ate outside and got food poisoning. Fuck you, whoever's responsible for all this. I mean why the fuck do you always pick on me for your ironies GOD?? There are other assholes out there too. How fucking hard can you make it for a guy.
Fuck me for thinking i should have died 2 years ago and blaming myself for fuckups in my life that other people are to blame for. When all i was guilty of was stupidity and innocence.
11-29-2000, 02:24 PM
Man, the lack of talent here is pathetic.
Where is that bitch Stoidela when you need her?
11-29-2000, 04:13 PM
NICKRZ! How the hell are ya?
11-29-2000, 05:24 PM
FUCK YOU stupid jackass that can't read and fucked up a terminal and now I have to spend an hour fixing it and covering for your stupid ass!!
Fuck you stupid jackass that cut me off this morning and the yelled at me like it was my fault that your a moron.
A hearty FUCK YOU to my bosses boss who rides my ass about stupid shit beyond my control.
FUCK YOU asshole for not listening to me when I told you 5 times that the software will not work on windows 2000 and you installed anyways. And BITE ME....I am not walking you through a registry edit on windows 2000....not my fucking job
Amazing Tiki God
11-30-2000, 05:45 AM
Fuck You Ball State University for not giving a child of a single parent any financial aid and then telling me I owe you $1800 and giving me 2 weeks to come up with that or your going to cancel my classes.
Fuck You to my lab supervisor for getting on my case for coming in 30 minutes late ONE FUCKING DAY over a 3 month period. I swear fire me bitch just find someone else willing to work 3am-7am every weekday for minimum wage.
An extra special fuck you to my dad. How can you leave your wife and 3 children for a drug addict fucking slut ass whore bitch? Fuck you for leaving my mother with bad credit and over $2000 in bills each month when she doesn't even make that much. Fuck you for saying you'll pay her support and not paying it. Fuck you for screwing me over when it comes to paying for college dear old dad. Fuck you for not trying to talk to me or my sister we havent heard from you in about a month and a half now. Fuck you for running off with MY car and giving it to my drug addict brother. But most of all dear old dad fuck you for not taking the time to ever care about me.
Fuck you to my older brother. Your 21 and your about 190lbs and you beat up on your mother who is 44 years old only about 5'2". If your fucking punk bitch ass would ever try anything while I am home from college I'd show you who the real stand up guy is at our house. Fuck you for always treating me like I was the biggest piece of shit in the world while treating all your drug addict friends like royalty. Fuck you for taking over $3000 from my mom and promising to pay her back and never doing it.
And on a lighter note fuck you to the weather for starting to snow really hard and stopping teasing me thinking we'd actually have snow on the ground.
Well now that I've vented I feel a little better although I'd still like to bludgeon my brother with a big blunt object. And I'd still like to FIND my dad and voice my disguist with the way he is acting.
And finally fuck you to my job for having to get up at 2:30 and 3:30 every morning of the week.
11-30-2000, 11:59 AM
FUCK FUCK FUCK !!!
ah that just makes me feel better. Fuck is such a great word.
FUCK YOU stupid people....goddanm how hard is it to replace a broken phone!! Just walk your lazy lardass down to the supply closet and get me another motherfucking phone.
I dispise sitting at someone desk that I don't even know to do my job.
FUCKY FUCK WHERE IS MY PHONE!!!!
12-01-2000, 12:36 PM
Dog drool. (That's enough excitement for me, until I can find my pills.)
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