I dont get this joke..May offend German women..

[RAWisSYDNEY]

I dont know how rude this joke is, usually i get dirty jokes but this one doesnt click.

Q) How do you know when a German woman has had an orgasm?

A) She puts down her cigarette.

[bwanasimba]

go sleep with a few then report back. Just tell yourself, "I'm fighting ignorance, I'm fighting ignorance". Could be a real good sig line in there somewhere ;)

[RAWisSYDNEY]

can someone tell me please?

[Major Feelgud]

Who knows, maybe it means:

1) They are so bored during sex that they are smoking during sex.

2) They are masturbating with cigarettes and put them down when they are done.

[London_Calling]

Reminds me of the Jewish Princess one:

How can you tell when a JP has an orgasm ?

She drops her nail file

[RAWisSYDNEY]

ok now i get it.

It is that German women aren't very impressed with the sex that an average joe can give them?

[London_Calling]

Yes, that and they have their own predilections.

[RickJay]

It seems to me that a more logical way of putting the joke would be:

Q: How do you know when a German woman has an orgasm?

A: She stops invading Poland.

[stuyguy]

Reminds me of my favorite Jewish American Princess joke. (For those of you not familiar with JAP behavior, think of the Rachel character -- and especially her pre-Monica/Pheobe/Ross/Chandler/Joey pals -- on early episodes of Friends.)

Q: What does a J.A.P. say when she reaches orgasm?

A: "Peach"
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"I think I'll have the ceiling painted peach."

[tiny ham]

Originally posted by RickJay
It seems to me that a more logical way of putting the joke would be:

Q: How do you know when a German woman has an orgasm?

A: She stops invading Poland.

Hey. Right. That's logical! Because all Germans are NAZI, of course. And the NAZIs invading Poland is something worthy of joking about! I love it! Let's perpetuate that myth.

RAW, the original joke offends me. Not so much as a German woman, but as a funny woman. It's just not good. :)

jarbaby

[handy]

Usually they say this about english women.

[Bob Scene]

Women have orgasms?

[Major Feelgud]

Bob Scene. My God! Bob Scene that was funny. I had snot come out of my nose it was so funny. This has got to be the best line I've read for 2 years.

[Cheese Head]

Hey. Right. That's logical! Because all Germans are NAZI, of course. And the NAZIs invading Poland is something worthy of joking about! I love it! Let's perpetuate that myth.

I agree not all Germans are Nazis, but the Nazis invaded Poland and that's no "myth".

RAW, the original joke offends me. Not so much as a German woman, but as a funny woman. It's just not good. :)


Reminds me of another stereotype: Germans don't have a good sense of humor and are too serious.

Q) How do you know when a German woman has had an orgasm?
A) She smiles.

I am not trying to offend anybody, but all the jokes posted here are standard humor that you hear on tv at night. Let's not be overly politically correct.

[tiny ham]

Originally posted by Cheese Head

Hey. Right. That's logical! Because all Germans are NAZI, of course. And the NAZIs invading Poland is something worthy of joking about! I love it! Let's perpetuate that myth.

I agree not all Germans are Nazis, but the Nazis invaded Poland and that's no "myth".


Cheese Head, the myth I don't want perpetuated is that all Germans are (still today in 2001) NAZI. I don't want to get overly P.C. here either, but seems to me that people feel it's still acceptable to stereotype Germans, even though it's wrong to do it to anyone else.

jarbaby

[Lance Turbo]

Speaking of myths that should be put to bed...

jarbabyj, you seem to think that everyone in the German army during WW2 was a Nazi. This is not true. The Nazi party was a powerful political party at the time of the war, but it was not the doctorine of every German soldier. To say that Nazi's invaded Poland is as incorrect as saying the Democrats bombed Hiroshima.

[tiny ham]

Originally posted by Lance Turbo
Speaking of myths that should be put to bed...

jarbabyj, you seem to think that everyone in the German army during WW2 was a Nazi. This is not true. The Nazi party was a powerful political party at the time of the war, but it was not the doctorine of every German soldier. To say that Nazi's invaded Poland is as incorrect as saying the Democrats bombed Hiroshima.


Lance, I know that very well.

I just thought that for the purposes of this thread, it was clear that we were supposed to laugh at a joke about all Germans being NAZI...an issue that's very sensitive to me. I wanted to make a quick statement that I thought it was in bad taste. I wasn't aware that I was going to have to go into a dissertation about the whole shabang to make my point. And if you reread my last post you'll see that:

the myth I don't want perpetuated is that all Germans are (still today in 2001) NAZI.

I included the year of today's date not because I feel that at ONE POINT all Germans WERE NAZI, but because I can't believe that we're still thinking that they are...in the year 2001.

And before someone chimes in, I am aware that there are neo-NAZIs in Germany, in the U.S. and probably in Tierra del Fuego. IT DOESN'T MEAN THEY ALL ARE

jarbaby

[arran13574]

Nazi jokes aside - in reality, it seems that the majority of German women are plain bored when having sex due to the performance of the men.

A recent released survey conducted in Germany revealed that German women think of "cooking and shopping during sex."

Two thirds of German women think about shopping or cooking when they have sex. A survey says women are easily distracted because their men are such unimaginative lovers.
The Munich scientists found many women were negative when asked for their feelings about sex.

One wife told them: "I look at the ceiling as he goes up and
down and think what I need to buy at the chemist."

Another said: "Sex always makes me think of my unattractive attractive boss. I just want to cry out for help."

A third added: "I wonder if he's moaning because of passion or - asthma," reports The Sun.

A long-suffering wife groaned: "I get furious because he
doesn't know how to satisfy me. I think, 'I can show him or
tell him 1,000 times and he still gets it wrong'."

It was a different story when the men were good in bed.
One wife said: "The thought goes through my mind that I love him more than my life. If I die it would be a wonderful
death."

[Lance Turbo]

Originally posted by jarbabyj
[B]I just thought that for the purposes of this thread, it was clear that we were supposed to laugh at a joke about all Germans being NAZI.

Clear to who? Nobody even mentioned the Nazi party until you did. Not that I'd like to defend RickJay's joke, because it doesn't make much sense at all. I know a German woman, and she never invades Poland. Not even between orgasms.

[tiny ham]

Originally posted by Lance Turbo
Clear to who? Nobody even mentioned the Nazi party until you did. Not that I'd like to defend RickJay's joke, because it doesn't make much sense at all. I know a German woman, and she never invades Poland. Not even between orgasms.

Lance, really, are you kidding me? You don't think mentioning the invasion of Poland was a thinly veiled reference to a certain incident involving certain Germans in a certain war in the last century? If it wasn't I'll stand her and retract every statement I made.

jarbaby

[arran13574]

This is a quote from Goyboy in the "Hello are you Jewish?" thread Goyboy - he quotes Harlan Ellison:

"If you ever forget you're Jewish, your neighbors will be sure to remind you."

I have decided to borrow it and amend it to fit this thread that could apply to any German: "If you ever forget you're German, your neighbors will be sure to remind you that your Nazi!"

I use this only to say that not all Germans are Nazi! (repeat!!) - It would be like saying all white Americans are
racists or come from famlies of slaveowners.

[Chronos]

[Moderator watch ON]

Even if this thread did, originally, have some redeeming value, that putative value is now lost, so I'm closing it before it becomes even more of a flamewar than it already is. I might recommend that there be a few apologies as needed, by e-mail, but please keep this off the board.