Sig Hall of Fame

[Fern Forest]

Have never seen one, search turned up nothing, thought there should be one.

Ok Rules
1) Must be original, Not a quote since that should belong in another HoF. But it can be a cleaverly altered quote.
2) Must be retired, not in use anymore.
3) Must be funny, shocking, emotional, clever, etc. ... just so it's not bland.
4) You probably shouldn't click 'show signature' in this post.

To start off I thought I'd enter one of my old favorits from back when I was a professional wit.

*** There's a fine line between sanity and insanity and only the truely happy tread it.

[UncleBill]

Hung like a seahorse.

[TruePisces]

Originally posted by UncleBill
Hung like a seahorse.

This one gets my vote. Yup.

[OpalCat]

http://fathom.org/teemingmillions/sigs.html

I think I'll use this thread to update it, though!

[Arden Ranger]

My old one. Still my favorite even if it is a little long. :D

The sun oozed over the horizon, shoved aside darkness, crept along the greensward, and, with sickly fingers, pushed through the castle window, revealing the pillaged princess, hand at throat, crown asunder, gaping in frenzied horror at the sated, sodden amphibian lying beside her, disbelieving the magnitude of the frog's deception, screaming madly, "You lied!"

[CalMeacham]

If I don't nominate me, I don't think anyone else will. Here are my first two sigs:

Tell Zeno I'm willing to meet him halfway


Stop Slouching Toward Bethlehem!

--- The Mother of the Beast

[Fern Forest]

I knew there just had to be one... A very sincere thank you...

Danke Shoen
Darling Danke Shoen
Thank you for
all the joy and pain
picture sh...

umm... no that's not quite appropriate. but hey *getting a little greasy around the gills* This thread could still serve a purpose. It is easier to get into and unlinked... yeah but not ... sigh ...

It's not easy being green ...