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Lucki Chaarms
05-05-2001, 11:05 PM
OK, I swear this is the most wonderful thing ever.

http://www.geocities.com/asianprince213/

Go to that site, then click on all of the pages at the bottom, starting with "Bad Boy Life"

It's been a long time since I've laughed this hard. Please everyone back me up on this.

MarxBoy

Baker
05-05-2001, 11:10 PM
"He"(and I use the term loosely) looks like a girl with a mustache.

gadgetgirl
05-05-2001, 11:18 PM
"NOTE: I will not post a picture of my house because it is too large to photograph and for privacy reasons."

just brilliant, I think I'm in love. And boy, do you think that money is a problem for him? I gotta get a tissue, this is too funny.

Totoro
05-05-2001, 11:18 PM
Ladies and gentleman, I've found a new god, his name is Asian Prince.

AwSnappity
05-05-2001, 11:22 PM
Marxboy, wherever did you find this? It's wonderful. I can't stop laughing!

Astroboy14
05-05-2001, 11:30 PM
I think I'm in love!:D

Wicked Blue
05-05-2001, 11:31 PM
Thank you MarxBoy :)
I needed a good laugh.

Rose

VitrolicBump
05-05-2001, 11:31 PM
Oh, my gosh! I had to tell my friend, who I was talking to on the phone, that he had to hold on. I was laughing that hard.

::Crying::
L-L-Laugh-::snort::-ing

Oh, my side hurts.

[Cameron's voice, from Ferris Bueller] "Asian Prince, you're my hero." [/Cameron's voice, from Ferris Bueller]

Sapphire Bullet
05-05-2001, 11:32 PM
I think we should introduce him to that nutjob Mary!



LOL!

donkeyoatey
05-05-2001, 11:35 PM
That is hilarious Marxboy.
One of his possible dates is Mayim Bialik ("Blossom").
All your base are property of Asian Prince:)

Redboss
05-05-2001, 11:44 PM
I too found this site to be both interesting and amusing. I even left a friendly message in his guestbook, but was horrified when I read through a few of the pages of other messages.

Perhaps I am naive, but there was so much hatred in what people were saying. Is the Net really so full of pure nastiness and the desire to spoil her peoples fun?

Well I suppose computer viruses are the evidence that it is.

Folks if you do go there, and it's worth the trip, please think of leaving a small friendly message in the guestbook. You don't have to be honest. It is the Net, after all.

I wish I were a rich recording artist with gold jewerly.

Redboss

PS could he marry the Berlin Wall?

TN*hippie
05-06-2001, 12:00 AM
A moderately clever parody of a personal website.
If y'all think this is for real, the jokes's on you!


Peace,
TN*hippie

TN*hippie
05-06-2001, 12:01 AM
Actually, the joke's on me for not previewing!

Lucki Chaarms
05-06-2001, 12:03 AM
Clever? Not really.

Funny? Hell yes!

Real? Of course not. Come on, nobody would really make a web page like that for themself, but dammit, it's fun to pretend, ok?

And to all the rest of you:

Thank you! ::bows:: Thank you!

I have submitted this to TubaDiva for Wierd Earl's consideration.

MarxBoy

Primaflora
05-06-2001, 02:34 AM
Well if you do a search on google on Tuan Anh it appears that there might really be a Vietnamese singer of that name who looks like that.

Or someone has gone to an incredible lot of bother. Speaking Vietnamese would help to figure out just what the truth is ;)

Daemon
05-06-2001, 02:58 AM
Daemon has suggested this site as a Cruel Site of the Day:

http://www.cruel.com/

You too may suggest it, it's just too funny... flame this idiot, if it is for real...

Whammo
05-06-2001, 03:00 AM
in the first line he says his name is Wo-Hen Nankan... a search for THAT brings up ONLY the same website and links to it.

Primaflora
05-06-2001, 05:03 AM
I found Tuan Anh somewhere on that site and google gives this site
http://www.asianjoke.com/pictures/tuan_anh.htm
which definitely is the same guy. Can't mistake that groovy moustache! OK Asianjoke.com doesn't inspire confidence but you can click through to this site
http://www.vietmedia.com/music/singers/?ID=119&Topic=TUAN+ANH

which is conveniently in Vietnamese and lacks photos.

Ah found it. On the page about his music, he says he recorded under the name Tuan Anh and there does seem to be a real artiste of that name. Who no doubt would be heartily pissed off by this site.

Mercutio
05-06-2001, 05:12 AM
Honda Civic EX!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Cant... breathe... laughing... to hard...

loislane138
05-06-2001, 05:40 AM
My favorite quote from this site: "My favorite color is light purple and I am very intelligent" (from the Pictures section0

That's genius. I'd like to shake the hand of the person who made this site. They should go to http://www.engrish.com/index.html for some more inspiration on wording.

LP

ageless6
05-06-2001, 08:00 AM
Oh, hello there. You caught me styling my thick, beautiful hair which was dented along with my car and the six gorgeous girls I keep in my back seat But don't worry; I can always get more girls and wigs, as money is no object for me. Fortunately my face (have you ever seen a more stunning one?) was unblemished. Not that it would have mattered much, as I can afford constant plastic surgery well into the 12th millenium.
Ah, the autograph hounds have found me. Mustn't disappoint them, although if they become annoyed, I'll just buy more...
Good stuff,MarxBoy.

Redboss:
Fret not; I'm going to buy you the biggest jewlery I can find.

Sylkyn
05-06-2001, 08:46 AM
This IS one hilarious site, but it's been around for quite some time. He has updated it quite a bit, but I definitely remember somebody at Snopes about a year or so ago pointing us in that site's direction.

IIRC, it's most definitely a joke. I think it's quite a well done joke, however. What amazes me are the people who think he's for real.

It'd be even funnier if he was!

And Redboss, I agree with you about the hateful people that were spewing venom all over his guestbook. I think it was hardly called for, but the best part is he DID fool them into thinking the site's legit. I guess the joke is on them!

casdave
05-06-2001, 09:18 AM
I can't figure this, on his photo gallery in the section 'A prince in search of a princess'on hte section where he mentions all his jewellery he is shown in deeply moody relflective type pose holding a deeply moody cigarette but...
In the last photo of that section he says


I'm giving a smile to all the women out there! Since I don't smoke, my teeth are pearly white.


Remember to right click 'cause the 'Asian prince is so hot!!' :)

Demo
05-06-2001, 09:43 AM
I think the Asian Prince and [url="http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/"Peter Pan[/url] should get together. :D


Great site, MarxBoy!

Demo
05-06-2001, 09:44 AM
Grrrrrr! (http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/)

Next time I'll preview, I swear.

Speaker for the Dead
05-06-2001, 10:13 AM
Well, except for the last three and Blossom (no offence to them), the Asian Prince has great taste in women :)

Speaker for the Dead
05-06-2001, 10:18 AM
Ack, and why don't any of his cars have license plates? :p

It's a well done site, he's hilarious. I think I'll email him some praise ;)

Speaker for the Dead
05-06-2001, 10:48 AM
Sorry to put three posts in a row, but I did email him, and he replied! :)

Wicked Blue
05-06-2001, 10:56 AM
Originally posted by Speaker for the Dead
Sorry to put three posts in a row, but I did email him, and he replied! :)

Well.....what did he say? I'm just dying to know!

Anniz
05-06-2001, 10:58 AM
LOL, that was funny,
thanks for posting the link.:)

moggy
05-06-2001, 12:45 PM
LOL! I am jealous of his thick, long, fluffy hair. I do so want to see the backseat of one of his sexy modified vans.
But seriously, the way he looks in his photos (oddly feminine) remind me of pictures of Indian deities like Krishna- an odd combination of male/female features. I wonder what the real story is.

Speaker for the Dead
05-06-2001, 12:50 PM
ME: What's up? How's your site going?


HIM: I've had many dates because of it.


Nothing spectacular

AETBOND417
05-06-2001, 01:16 PM
This guy must have taken Curry's ("http://www.rubberburner.com/) tutorials on getting women.

Lucki Chaarms
05-06-2001, 05:50 PM
Originally posted by Mercutio
Honda Civic EX!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Cant... breathe... laughing... to hard...

That's my favorite part too.

I was going to modify the car all by myself, because I am good with my hands

Damn, I hope that TubaDiva likes this as much as we do. Although, I almost hope someone can top it, that would be really cool.

MarxBoy (who also has submitted his Household Mythology Thread for Threadspotting)

yosemite
05-06-2001, 06:01 PM
Yes! I was going to mention Rubber Burner (http://www.rubberburner.com/) as well! It is really a prize. Be sure to check out the QuickTime movies. I saved one on my hard drive, it was so hilarious.

eunoia
05-06-2001, 10:25 PM
Even though that webpage is gold, I am so rich that it is no great loss to me.

Guinastasia
05-06-2001, 10:45 PM
:eek:

I'll bet http://www.jesus.com would probably be a good bet too.

This dude-Asian Prince-looks like that guy from that video, the one that went, "I'm crucified, crucified, like my savior!" It was on Beavis and Butthead, with two-and don't take this the wrong way-REALLY fem guys dressed in lace prancing around and this girl with huge breasts wearing a lacey 1700s type dress sitting in a bathtub, or something?

Help me out, here.

Lucki Chaarms
05-07-2001, 09:01 AM
::BUMP::

Sweet Walter
05-07-2001, 10:55 AM
breathing deeply...
maintaing composure...
surfing site...
sweat pouring, vision blurring,
can...not...let...boss...see...tears,
"I'm giving a smile to all the women out there! Since I don't smoke, my teeth are pearly white. "
Sprinted to private place to roll around on the ground. I think my head turned light purple trying to contain myself.

moi
05-07-2001, 11:21 AM
Originally posted by Guinastasia
This dude-Asian Prince-looks like that guy from that video, the one that went, "I'm crucified, crucified, like my savior!" It was on Beavis and Butthead, with two-and don't take this the wrong way-REALLY fem guys dressed in lace prancing around and this girl with huge breasts wearing a lacey 1700s type dress sitting in a bathtub, or something?

Help me out, here.


I cry, I pray, mon dieu
My pleasure, Guinastasia. You're thinking of a band called Army of Lovers (http://ubl.artistdirect.com/fp2.asp?layout=a_bio&artistid=3285&p_id=P++++12253). The song is, aptly, "Crucified (http://www.musicserver2.com/scripts/hurlpnm.exe?/~ll-475124/0018990_0102_00_0002.ra)," off their album "Massive Luxury Overdose (http://www.allmusic.com/cg/amg.dll?p=amg&sql=Asmv1z8hajyvn)."

curtseycurtsey
:D

Guinastasia
05-07-2001, 12:43 PM
THAT'S THE ONE! He looks like that dude!

Heheheh...I posted this over at SAAN. THIS is a Weird Earls, as is the Amputee wannabe chica!

Rilchiam
05-08-2001, 01:28 AM
Originally posted by casdave
I can't figure this, on his photo gallery in the section 'A prince in search of a princess'on hte section where he mentions all his jewellery he is shown in deeply moody relflective type pose holding a deeply moody cigarette but...
In the last photo of that section he says


I'm giving a smile to all the women out there! Since I don't smoke, my teeth are pearly white.


Well, he says in the caption of the cigarette shot, "I don't smoke the cigarette was used for effect."

Remember to right click 'cause the 'Asian prince is so hot!!' :)

And the status bar continually reads, "Ashley is good in bed! Laura is hot too!"

The minute I saw this, I thought of that other fake site, with the really unattractive Asian guy saying "Am I not hot?" Anyone notice that that same guy is on the "Possibly Gay Males" page? (FTR, he's a character actor, and I doubt he thinks he's hot, but he does make a decent living getting kicked about by Chow Yun-Fat and other such action stars.)

Greg Charles
05-08-2001, 02:10 AM
Originally posted by Primaflora

you can click through to this site
http://www.vietmedia.com/music/singers/?ID=119&Topic=TUAN+ANH

which is conveniently in Vietnamese and lacks photos.



It says that Tuan Anh is a male singer unlike any other, and apparently has been at it for more than ten years. He was influenced by Boy George, but now Boy George has been forgotten, and Tuan Anh is by himself. He likes white and the number nine. (I'm not sure why they mention that either.) He came to the U.S. in 1979, after spending some time studying at the college of sciences in Saigon. When he got here, he decided to follow a musical career, and got his start at the Maxim's club is Houston, TX.

That's the gist of it anyway. I've seen his posters up in Little Saigon. I always thought he was a woman wearing a fake moustache too, and I guess I just ignored the (male) name "Tuan Anh" under the strangely attractive picture. ;)

Daemon
05-08-2001, 02:44 AM
'Women cannot resist me'

'I cannot resist women'

Another paradox to be investigated?

Well, crash your server, fuckhead!

woodstockbirdybird
05-08-2001, 05:34 AM
Hilarious. "I am so dreamy." Oh man, guys, we gotta get together and come up with something like this.

Mockingbird
05-08-2001, 05:46 AM
He looks like Imelda Mqrcos with a mustache.

Mockingbird
05-08-2001, 05:56 AM
That was supposed to be Imelda Marcos.

Did anyone read his guestbook entries? There is some seriously homophobic, hateful crap in there. If this guy is for real, I'd be concerned. There is everything in their from suggestions that he should kill himself to death threats.

pezpunk
05-08-2001, 11:24 AM
People are always complimenting my hair. They say to me, "Nice mullet!" or "I really like your mullet, who's your barber?" At first, I was confused at this statement. I didn't know what a mullet was. I found out after asking my girlfriend at that time.


And then what? Is that why she left you? Say what you will but man does this guy understand sarcasm! Nice Mullet HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Also, People say "I really like your mullet, who's your barber?" and you can't figure out what a mullet is? Hmmmmmm.... Ladies, We have a winner!

'Uigi
05-08-2001, 06:24 PM
Elvis IS dead, ......but he's been reincarneted. I'll just assume Weird Earl's seen this?

The only thing missing was a van covered in tiger fur.

Lucki Chaarms
05-08-2001, 07:49 PM
Incomprehensibly, this site was NOT chosen for wierd earl's.

Nor was my Household Mythology Creatures Thread chosen for threadspotting. Sad, sad, sad.

MarxBoy

Yersinia Pestis
05-09-2001, 10:14 AM
Anybody looking for someone a little more bad-ass might want to check out http://www.geocities.com/icyhotstunaz/index.html or
http://www.straightballin.gq.nu/

Marxboy, you crack me up.

-yersinia

gigi
05-09-2001, 12:45 PM
Originally posted by Yersinia Pestis

http://www.straightballin.gq.nu/


Is it just a coincidence that Screech from "Saved by the Bell" is featured on the above IcyHotStunaz page and the AsianPrince213 page? What an icon.

Does this mean there are 212 other super-masculine beauties out there?

AwSnappity
05-09-2001, 10:50 PM
Originally posted by Yersinia Pestis
http://www.geocities.com/icyhotstunaz/index.html or
http://www.straightballin.gq.nu/


I went to both of these sites. After a minute or two, all these windows started opening up uncontrollably - it wouldn't let me close any of them. Then, there was a sound clip that was something about some guy not being able to "get this dick out of his mouth". Appropriate porn followed. Be careful when you go to this site; this honestly happened to me, and I hope it doesn't happen to you (unless you want it to, of course...in that case, best of luck!).

cykrider
05-10-2001, 01:51 AM
This pic. along with the icehotstunzahoobajoo can be found on Consumption junction (http://www.consumptionjunction.com), be warned though, this site is very graphic!! I think cj.com and other sites like college humor make the hilarious sites like these really popular. If you dare venture into consumptionjunction, go to "crazy crap" and then go to pictures. Make sure you read the description first though! Pictures like the one we're talking about are normally labeled "Pimp of the Week" so keep an eye out for those.

I found this one pretty funny off cj as well:

Wow, what a pimp (http://www.asianavenue.com/Members/Me/personalpage.html?MEMBER=d_p-2)

Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor
05-10-2001, 07:55 AM
:p

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=70445

Evnglion
05-10-2001, 08:06 AM
that wasn't the funniest thing I have ever seen, but pretty close. He was, seriously, a girl with a mustache. At least he's good with his hands!