I am the happiest guy in the world

[Weirddave]

Well, not quite. It's 4:30, and I just got up from bed. I just realized that I am nature's greatest miracle. My life is going in the direction of wonderful. I have quit smoking. I have started exercizing. I have bunches of wondeful friends. I have a girl who is a very sexy good friend, but more than that, she is quite willing to slap me across the face and keep me humble. My ex-wife has nothing to bitch at me about. My work is going great, and I have money for once. I can't concieve of the drahma that so many on this board engage in. I am just very happy right now. A German girl named Iris gave me her # tonight and asked me to call her. How could it get better than that? Life rocks. I'm sorry I just started this thread as a celebration of me. I deserve it. I have spent my life taking on y'alls problems, and I am still glad to do so. It's my turn now. Aside from thst, I'm fantastic!


I'm the king of the world!

[DRY]

Well, congratulations, Weirddave!

As if your Ravens winning the Superbowl weren't enough

You must be happy indeed if you can get up at 430 in the morning and be joyful! (Normally, when I get up at 430 in the morning, I'm grumpy, head off to the bathroom to take a piss, and go right back to bed. Probably the worse for wear because I'll be tired when I wake up again several hours later)

Seriously, I'm glad to hear that you're happy. I don't mind posting to support/sympathy threads but it's nice to hear that there are actually happy people here, too.

Kudos to you again!

[SPOOFE]

I am the happiest guy in the world
Oh, bunk. It's impossible to be truly happy unless you're the owner of a Star Destroyer.

Hmph. Stop pulling our collective legs, 'Dave!

(In other words, hooray for you, ya big goofy lug :D)

[Morrison's Lament]

I want you happy people to die now... no, wait, slowly... yes... :D

Seriously, good for you dude, glad someone is happy :D

--- G. Raven