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aha
06-05-2001, 09:54 AM
I can't say that I have except for those insidious nocturnal emissions. Is it possible otherwise?

tatertot
06-05-2001, 09:58 AM
Yes.

Why do you ask?

aha
06-05-2001, 10:03 AM
Originally posted by tatertot
Yes.

Why do you ask?

Details tator, dammit I want details! :)

tatertot
06-05-2001, 10:09 AM
Well, I was sitting there not being touched, and bam! it happened.

I'd go into full loving detail, but since you spelled my name wrong, I am feeling a bit peeved and unloved. :(

Coldfire
06-05-2001, 10:11 AM
Goll durnit, when will you yahoos learn to search the archives? (http://www.straightdope.com/columns/000505.html)

MikeG
06-05-2001, 10:14 AM
By another person? Sure, it happens all the time:)

But the dreams at night always end before any sense of...completion... as it were.

Pucette
06-05-2001, 10:19 AM
Originally posted by MikeG
But the dreams at night always end before any sense of...completion... as it were.

Aaah the joys of being a girl...

Arden Ranger
06-05-2001, 10:54 AM
Yes.

I have a very vivid imagination.

Rather like tater. ;)

aha
06-05-2001, 11:29 AM
Originally posted by Coldfire
Goll durnit, when will you yahoos learn to search the archives? (http://www.straightdope.com/columns/000505.html)

Sorry coldie them archives is scary. But I promise to do better.

Awww come on tatertot. See, I can spell your name correctly.

Shayna
06-05-2001, 11:32 AM
As a participant in the questionnaire for the above-linked Cecil column, my answer would, of course, be yes. :D

For more on this subject, read the thread Ed Zotti posted (http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=20963) to kick-start Cecil's "research" into this phenomenon. (FYI, though, it's all out of order since it didn't transfer well from the old board format.)



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lurkernomore
06-05-2001, 11:39 AM
Originally posted by aha
Originally posted by tatertot
Yes.

Why do you ask?

Details tator, dammit I want details! :)

Screw details, I want videotape...

tatertot
06-05-2001, 11:41 AM
Goodness, is it really *that* impressive? Most of the time, I'm sleeping anyway when it happens, so it's no big deal...I like it, but I don't see what anyone else would get out of it.

The other times...well, let's just say I'm suggestible. :D

Anniz
06-05-2001, 11:56 AM
It happends sometimes when I sleep,
but I do wake up then, mmmm:)

PolarField
06-05-2001, 12:52 PM
A few weekends ago on a blockbuster night, my girlfriend and I started making out on the couch as if we were 15 again. Two hours later, the TV glaring static at us, fully clothed and only touching each other's faces, I gently sucked on her lower lip and... Bam! She grabbed me hard, her knees convulsing, cheeks red with passion, eyes bright and shiny.

In my brilliance (and shock at the abrupt ending to a two hour straight kiss) I asked, "What was that?!"

"num. num.. mmm. um... nothing. mmm.."

"You came didn't you?!"

(her face reddened to a light tomato shade.)

She's a keeper.

- Polarfield

Searching For Truth
06-05-2001, 02:19 PM
-whimpers-

I want one. Share?

manhattan
06-05-2001, 05:34 PM
Like most men, this is something that has not happened to me.

But I believe I may recently have inspired it to occur to someone else. Does that count?

UncleBeer
06-05-2001, 05:49 PM
Yup. That's correct, manhattan. Now quit sending me those lurid e-mails at work; I'm gonna get in trouble.

Arden Ranger
06-05-2001, 06:20 PM
It's moments like this I really wish we had that Wet Suits And Rubber Gloves forum of Czarcasm's.

elfkin477
06-05-2001, 06:20 PM
Originally posted by Pucette
Originally posted by MikeG
But the dreams at night always end before any sense of...completion... as it were.

Aaah the joys of being a girl...

<grin> A couple of years ago one of our guy friends, Court,
demanded of us if girls had "wet dreams" too. We told him yes, but it's hard to know for sure that it wasn't just a dream about sex unless you wake up at the right time. So, then, using logic, he asked why we wouldn't know because of "the mess," needless to say our allegory of how women's genitalia is like a self-cleaning oven left him blushing and wishing he hadn't asked. :)

aha
06-05-2001, 06:30 PM
women's genitalia is like a self-cleaning oven

No.. really? No kiddin....I wouldn't mind hearing more about that.

London_Calling
06-05-2001, 06:42 PM
I never did figure out how ovens clean themselves. Now I need to understand how they orgasm. Women remain a mystery, also.

Sengkelat
06-05-2001, 07:34 PM
Women's, ah, equipment, shall we say, can go into the "clean" cycle, where the labial latch closes (as a safety measure) and the internal temperatures reach in excess of 800 degrees fahrenheit. Any residue inside is quickly turned to powdery white ash that can be later wiped away with a damp sponge. It's a good idea to take the vaginal racks out first, as the chrome plating on them can be adversely affected by the extreme temperatures. After a half hour or so of cooling, the labial latch disengages and everything's ready to go again.

Don't you feel better informed now?

elfkin477
06-05-2001, 08:17 PM
lol, while the last explaination is funny, you can satify your curiousity about cleaning functions here. http://healthcenter.ucdavis.edu/htvaghygiene.html

The Mermaid
06-05-2001, 08:21 PM
Uhm Sengkelat,I never could figure how to get my vagina to do that self cleaning this, I think it must have something to do with a faulty latch, but I have had my orgasms just go on "autopilot" before. I'll just be sitting there minding my own business typing or some oooooh, mmmmm, ahhhthing and it'll go off all by itself. oh ohhhh ahhhhhh :D

manhattan
06-05-2001, 08:44 PM
Originally posted by Sengkelat
...After a half hour or so of cooling, the labial latch disengages and everything's ready to go again.

Don't you feel better informed now? Unlike ovens, however, for women this process works best if the gas is off.

hardygrrl
06-05-2001, 11:46 PM
A couple of times during intense sex dreams-like the one I had about meeting Jeff Hardy in a conference room in my office. I was wearing a skirt,going commando,he threw me on the big table and.....

You can figure out the rest.:)



There was another great dream but since I was told I talk about a certain Doper far too much I won't go into it.

purrplebear
06-06-2001, 01:04 AM
Ummmmmm.....well.....now that you mention it....there was that time.....<voice fades out as a memory takes over>

ooohhh...ohhhhh...mmmmMMMmmm...OH!

*BLUSH* yes.





:D

Azura Borealis
06-06-2001, 01:21 AM
Yes.
And Yes It's Very Possible. With the Right Partner & Mindset. Or With A Certain Prescription Medication (lol - in which case a common side effect is Sneeze Induced orgasm)

evilbeth
06-06-2001, 01:40 AM
I also participated in Ed's research--and was one of the cases singled out in the column. I have actually experienced this numerous times. I'm very suggestible!

hazel-rah
06-06-2001, 02:32 AM
Ever had an orgasm without being touched?

Funny, I heard a girl ask that very question on the television last night.

-fh

Bob Scene
06-06-2001, 02:50 AM
I used to take an antidepressant that, when combined with ephedrine, would make me have spontaneous orgasms if I had the right kind of visual stimulation. One time it was a nude dancer at a bar in Atlanta and another time it was Holly Hunter bending over in The Piano.

London_Calling
06-06-2001, 03:02 AM
Sounds like she struck the right chord.

Diane
06-06-2001, 03:41 PM
Sounds like she struck the right chord.

Bad boy L_C, BAD! :D

women's genitalia is like a self-cleaning oven?

Where do you think the phrase "a bun in the oven" came from?

Count me in as one who has had more than my fair share. Sometimes by squeezing my "trying not to pee" muscles, other times on a horse (the "neiiiiiiiigh" sounds was me), another time sitting on the washer during the spin cycle (kidding - it didn't work), and times when I didn't really do anything at all.

porcupine
06-06-2001, 05:10 PM
Originally posted by elfkin477
lol, while the last explaination is funny, you can satify your curiousity about cleaning functions here. http://healthcenter.ucdavis.edu/htvaghygiene.html
I think there is some really bad advice at this site. ;) "Keep the vulva clean, cool, and dry." Clean, of course, but what fun is cool and dry? "Avoid tight pants." Yeah, that's gonna happen.

Zyada
06-06-2001, 06:05 PM
:smirk:

The joys of having a boyfriend with a good imagination and a sexy voice.

Spiritus Mundi
06-06-2001, 06:34 PM
Well, not that I don't think it's a lovely little accessory and all, but I really, really like that whole touching part. Popping the cork without savoring the champagne seems mildly diverting at best.

*shrug*

I'm probably just jealous.

Enderw24
06-06-2001, 08:46 PM
I had a girlfriend once (once...), and she said that in high school she was in math class bored out of her mind. She was staring at the neck of the guy sitting in front of her and just zoned everything else out. After awhile of concentrated and thinking sexysexy thoughts, she had an orgasm and let out a small cry. She was a bit embarrassed about it at the time, and prayed no one would ask her "um...did you just have an orgasm there?"

Persephone
06-06-2001, 11:09 PM
...or does anyone else see "Eve had an orgasm without being touched" when they read the thread title? :eek:


Oh yeah...I'm the pathetic loser in Cecil's survey that hadn't had any orgasms that previous week (or month, or year...damn, I don't remember. It's just been a while).

Little Bird
06-06-2001, 11:37 PM
Don't be sad Persephone! I tend to have O's in my sleep, but I've been out of luck for weeks. Oh well.

Gee, getting late, time for bed. :D

hypergirl
06-07-2001, 12:05 AM
Last night was my first and only (so far) experience with this. I was pretty stoned and I was listening to the Beatles (Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds and the Within You Without You instrumental) and watching a lava lamp and an oscilliscope with pretty colors flying past my head as I was running down a tunnel to get to the light. It was amazing. When I finally managed to look away from the computer screen I got this insane desire for physical closeness and I told my boyfriend to kiss me. He did and it just happened. It happened again later that night when he bit my neck. I rather enjoyed myself...

PolarField
06-07-2001, 02:39 PM
I had a few stoned sexual experiences too, solo and not. It was absolutely pornographic: imagine a skinny nerd doing one-handed push-ups for twenty minutes while in missionary position, just showing off, completely free of inhibitions and suddenly strong as an ox.. Then the world exploded into bright white laughing shards, burning away all impurities and cleansing my soul.

On reflection though I realize that it was very selfish sex, completely about me. There was a completely mental orgasm once while stoned and playing music, but I don't remember it much.