Are you a Doper Extreme? [Archive] - Straight Dope Message Board

thinksnow

07-01-2001, 09:15 PM

I'm probably one of, if not the only Doper that could snuff anyone from a distance of out to 1,000 yards, with a fair degree of certainty, too.

MikeG is probably the only other Doper that can top this, but I've likely driven the fastest, and legally, too. Top average speed of 161.38 mph for 2 miles.

I think it's safe to say I've got the deepest love for all things snowie.

Oh, and I probably drive the most miles every weekend (average about 650 per for the last 7 months.)

Ukulele Ike

07-01-2001, 09:28 PM

I am the Doper who makes the finest deviled eggs.

Except for Hamadryad.

But some day, I promise to CRUSH her...yes, CRUSH her like a bug...my experiments with pickle juice and aioli and cayenne are coming close to fruition...yes, they called me mad...the men at the University...but, come daylight {waving a shaking hand toward the operating table}, we'll see who's CRAZY....

Epimetheus

07-01-2001, 09:29 PM

I am the doper with the least amount of Intellegence. Or forethought.

Ringo

07-01-2001, 09:46 PM

I'm probably the most geophysical, or at the least the most oily.

The drillingest?

AwSnappity

07-01-2001, 09:47 PM

I have the most sexually suggestive username.

racinchikki

07-01-2001, 09:56 PM

I have the greatest resemblance to Kurt Cobain. Of any female doper, at the very least, if not males too.

I probably have the most innapropriate relationship with an automobile of any doper, although knowing the guys here, one of them might have "known" a tailpipe or something, in which case he's got me beat.

I think I'm the only doper who's been employed by a NASCAR team, but there's only a handful of us who would care.

Odieman

07-01-2001, 10:00 PM

I have been told that I may be the sweetest male poster on the boards..but I don't know if by saying that I will vacate the title

Esprix

07-01-2001, 10:59 PM

I have but one title - the Gay Guy. All the rest are pale imitators. ;)

Esprix

Monster104

07-01-2001, 11:03 PM

I'm the most sought-after recently-legal Matt Damon/Dawson look alike on the boards.

robgruver

07-02-2001, 12:15 AM

I am the poster most likely to be stoned while posting.

Smeghead

07-02-2001, 01:45 AM

I am the poster that has posted most recently. As of riiiiight......NOW!

GingerOfTheNorth

07-02-2001, 01:53 AM

I'm the ONLY doper who lives in Canmore. Therefore:

The cutest, youngest, sweetest, most beautiful, tallest, most talented, and most demure and modest poster. In Canmore.

Maybe I'm the quilt-iest.

detop

07-02-2001, 02:04 AM

Originally posted by GingerOfTheNorth
The cutest, youngest, sweetest, most beautiful, tallest, most talented, and most demure and modest poster. In Canmore.

Maybe I'm the quilt-iest.

Don't forget spiciest (is that a word, not sure, should be)
Canadianredheads rule !!!

Me, I'm the most Francophone poster. :)

Morrison's Lament

07-02-2001, 03:18 AM

I'm the only Icelandic poster that can write English (albeit, just barely).

I am the most subversive Commie Pinko poster.

I am the only poster living in Beijing.

I am *probably* the only poster to have had a 20th birthday party on The Great Wall.

--- G. Raven

White Lightning

07-02-2001, 03:23 AM

I would definitely challenge for the title of laziest Doper. Although the true laziest Doper might be too lazy to post here and let us know about his or her existence. So maybe I can just try to be the "Laziest Doper Not Lazy Enough to be Too Lazy to Actually Claim the Title," or something of that sort.

I'm likely to be the only Doper to make smoothies for a living, but that's not much of a distinction. hmm...

I'd like to be the Best Doper at the Game of Starcraft (http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=75965). Now there'd be a title worth fighting for.

Dammit, that makes me sound lame. I'll come up with something!

Miss Creant

07-02-2001, 03:27 AM

I am the only doper awake in my house right now.
(I figure the dogs don't count and I'm the only other person living here)

Typo Negative

07-02-2001, 03:44 AM

I am the worst speller!

Aghris

07-02-2001, 03:49 AM

[shameless plug]

I'm probably the only poster who'll might be on Big Brother (http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=76494)

[/shameless plug]

Aghris

07-02-2001, 03:51 AM

Damn!! When do I ever learn to spell right?? (See, I passed you right there spooje). That must read: who might. No need for a 'll there...

amati

07-02-2001, 04:04 AM

i think i am the only violinist doper. at least i assume so, as i am too lazy to actually research that. not that i'm trying to claim the lazy title. i know someone's husband is a violinist, but he's not a doper, now is he?

just had a thought: it would be really cool if there was a doper string quartet, not that it would actually happen... any of you a violist or 'cellist. of course we'd need another violinist, which would strip me of my title...how 'bout a trio?

White Lightning

07-02-2001, 04:15 AM

Hey! Maybe I can be the Best Doper at Minesweeper (http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=76495)! Of course I would cede the title of Best Doper at Minesweeper (Beginner Only) to you, amati.

Dammit, that's lame too! I wanna be cool...

Francesca

07-02-2001, 04:19 AM

I think I’m the only doper for whom British Sign Language is a first language. I’m probably one of the littlest adult posters at 4ft10, if not the littlest. If I win this title, could I please have my victory marching flag we must have flags, surely? on a really long pole so that everyone may see it?

Typo Negative

07-02-2001, 04:55 AM

Originally posted by Aghris
Damn!! When do I ever learn to spell right?? (See, I passed you right there spooje). That must read: who might. No need for a 'll there... It was the wrong word. But it was spelled correctly.

So.....pppttthhhhppp!

::blowing Aghris a raspberry!::

Aghris

07-02-2001, 05:01 AM

It was the wrong word. But it was spelled correctly.

So.....pppttthhhhppp!

::blowing Aghris a raspberry!:: [/B]

Oh, OK then, nitpicker. So we have a worst speller and a worst grammar user here then. You decide which of the two is even worse.

Badtz Maru

07-02-2001, 05:03 AM

I'm probably one of the biggest dopers - I know some are taller, and some weigh more, but I don't know of any that have my combination of height and weight (6'5" and 300 lbs).

Sublight

07-02-2001, 05:42 AM

I think I've performed more weddings than any other Doper, although I may be wrong (100 by the end of July).

I may also be the only Doper who's been on TV in Japan (in a show that may end up as a new post in the thread "What's the most disturbing thing you've seen on TV?" Me! In a cowboy hat, whomping the bejeezus out of somone else in a cowboy hat. For a kid's show.)

--sublight.

ageless6

07-02-2001, 06:31 AM

I'll be 62 this month so I'm probably ah, you know...what was the question?

Living Dead Girl

07-02-2001, 09:09 AM

I'm possibly the most ignored Doper... dubious honour, but I'll take what I can get.

Jester

07-02-2001, 09:29 AM

I am probably the Doper who is most starved for attention, and most willing to do anything to get it.
Hey! Look at me! I want a cookie!

Ringo

07-02-2001, 09:58 AM

Sublight said:

I may also be the only Doper who's been on TV in Japan...

There're at least two of us.

BunnyGirl

07-02-2001, 10:35 AM

Um....::thinking::

Lessee, I'm the only Doper who works at MSU. No, wait, that's not right.

I'm the only Doper who rides her bike to work...no, crap, that's not it either.

Um, I'm comin' up blank here, guys.

Coldfire

07-02-2001, 10:46 AM

Originally posted by thinksnow
MikeG is probably the only other Doper that can top this, but I've likely driven the fastest, and legally, too. Top average speed of 161.38 mph for 2 miles.Outta the way, you slug. ;)

I've driven 284 km/h (176.50 mph) at the end of the straight on the Zandvoort Race Track (http://www.circuit-zandvoort.nl/circuit/kaart.asp) in a race-trim Ferrari Testarossa. Nyah. :D

(Don't know about average speed though, but as you can tell from the circuit layout, it probably wasn't 161 MPH by a long shot. But still, top speed counts here, right?)

manhattan

07-02-2001, 10:53 AM

Originally posted by beatle
Sublight said:

I may also be the only Doper who's been on TV in Japan...

There're at least two of us.

Three.

And I don't know my top speed driving. The ticket said 164, but the cop said he was giving me a break to avoid the felony.

I'm probably the only left-handed golfer among dopers. If not, I'll come up with something else.

MamaHen

07-02-2001, 11:27 AM

I'm the only Doper in my house!
I'm the only thrice married Doper with a divorce and an annulment behind her?
Oh and wishbone, I've never posted or read the SDMB while wearing shoes. I don't even drive in shoes. I'll fight you for the most bare-foot Doper title :D

thinksnow

07-02-2001, 11:45 AM

Slowfire
(Don't know about average speed though, but as you can tell from the circuit layout, it probably wasn't 161 MPH by a long shot. But still, top speed counts here, right?)As long as you recognize that I've probably got you beat, I'll let you take the glory on this one, since I do not have an accurate record of my top speed. :D

A look at the race reocrd for the track, and I realize my error, too, it is only 1.5 miles (http://www.nascar.com/TRACKS/atlanta/diagram.html), not 2, but a look at (http://www.nascar.com/TRACKS/atlanta/) the track record shows I was just off the pace of 163.633 set by the late Dale Earnhardt. Go me.

Mnementh

07-02-2001, 11:47 AM

Maybe I'm the knife-lovin'est doper. Goes with the title. :D

AwSnappity

07-02-2001, 12:21 PM

Originally posted by amati
i think i am the only violinist doper.
Nope! I'm a violinist, too. Although, you might mean the only professional violinist, in which case you might be right. As for your string quartet...any of you wanna join us? Still room for a cello and a viola!

MrVisible

07-02-2001, 12:58 PM

I am the hottest doper!

Here in Tucson, it's 106 degrees F today.

I'm also the only doper posting from work, when I should be working! Boy, am I evil! I'm sure no-one has ever even thought of doing anything like that before.

ladyfoxfyre

07-02-2001, 01:15 PM

I think I may take the cake for the youngest...I don't quite want to reveal my age yet but if anyone wants to challenge me for it I'll say.

TheNerd

07-02-2001, 01:17 PM

I'm the most me. A dubious distinction to be sure, but I'm fairly certain I've got it locked. Unless my clone is posting. I've got to admit, he does make a better me.

Gunslinger

07-02-2001, 01:34 PM

I'm the Doper Most Likely to Suggest Napalm as an Answer to a "How Do I..."-Type GQ.

Mauvaise

07-02-2001, 01:58 PM

Originally posted by MrVisible
I am the hottest doper!

Here in Tucson, it's 106 degrees F today.

I have to challenge you for that title, MrVisible. Although at the moment it's 106 here too, what makes my claim more valid is that in my office (and only my office) the air doesn't work properly so it's close to 90 in here. Add to that, my car doesn't have working A/C and my apartment is on the first floor so I can't walk around naked unless I want to give my neighbours a show (I don't).

chique

07-02-2001, 02:26 PM

Originally posted by Mauvaise
...and my apartment is on the first floor so I can't walk around naked unless I want to give my neighbours a show (I don't). Chicken :p :D

deb2world

07-02-2001, 07:09 PM

I am the silliest doper but it seems only IRL. A few times I have mentioned to friends that I am noted for being serious on a message board. They had a great laugh at that one. I say exactly what I am thinking which is usually pretty unique (don't wanna say weird but well, golly gee, guess it probably is).

hardygrrl

07-02-2001, 08:02 PM

I'm the only Doper who had her ass grabbed by a WWF wrestler. NO, not Jeff Hardy dammit .

I may the only Doper who knew Kurt Cobain.

I think I'm the only Doper who works as a fraud analyst.

amati

07-02-2001, 11:53 PM

originally posted by FireUnderpantsBoobs
...I'm a violinist too...

damn, no i'm not a pro...yet. ok, we lose that title. i'm curious, though, how long have you been playing? are you going to be a major in college?

originally posted by MrVisible
Here in Tucson, it's 106 degrees F today

you forget, i also live in tucson, so no matter what temperature it gets, neither of us can have that title. we just both have to sweat alot and stick to our car seats. (at least i do, i don't have AC in my house or my car)

AwSnappity

07-03-2001, 12:09 AM

Originally posted by amati
i'm curious, though, how long have you been playing? are you going to be a major in college?
I've been playing for only 7 years (I wish my parents had started me when I was three). I give private lessons to students who have been playing for a year. As for a music major...I would love love love love love to be one, but I'd rather be a doctor (I think). I don't think I'd ever be good enough to make it as a pro violinist.

Continue on with your extreme Doper thread...

I will say that I'm the Doper to have a mother who dresses up in 19th century clothing and gives tours for a living. Also, I'll go out on a limb here and say that I'm the only Doper to dress up in 19th century clothing and give tours as a volunteer. Any takers?

cykrider

07-03-2001, 12:59 AM

I'd say that I'm the doper who's threads seem to fall the fastest.

Coldfire

07-03-2001, 06:13 AM

Originally posted by thinkslow
As long as you recognize that I've probably got you beat, I'll let you take the glory on this one, since I do not have an accurate record of my top speed. :D

A look at the race reocrd for the track, and I realize my error, too, it is only 1.5 miles (http://www.nascar.com/TRACKS/atlanta/diagram.html), not 2, but a look at (http://www.nascar.com/TRACKS/atlanta/) the track record shows I was just off the pace of 163.633 set by the late Dale Earnhardt. Go me. But, duuuuude! That's an OVAL. ANYONE can go fast on an oval! :p

(Just 2 miles off the pace, huh? Wow. Pretty impressive indeed!)

(And yes, my top speed was very officially timed with genuine FIA approved TAG Heuer race timing equipment. My lap time was nothing spectacular, though. Trust me, it takes a LOT more guts to corner fast in a 550 BHP car than to floor it on the straight - which pretty much puts your oval accomplishment in a very good light!)

Astroboy14

07-03-2001, 07:55 AM

Originally posted by Living Dead Girl
I'm possibly the most ignored Doper... dubious honour, but I'll take what I can get.

Huh? Did someone say something?:confused:

C'mon! You know we love you LDG!!:D

Additionally:

-I may be the only doper to have (technically) been in N. Korea!

-I'm fairly certain that I'm the only doper to have received 7 stitches in his thumb as the result of an unhappy interaction with a self-inflated ice-cube! (try explaining THAT in Korean, I dare ya!!:D )

-I KNOW I'm the only doper who ever almost died trying to retrieve pot-seed laden balloons off a lake in central Maine while frying on acid.

Living Dead Girl

07-03-2001, 09:09 AM

I know you love me? Replying to my posts a little more often might help me realise that, y'know! ;)

Superdude

07-03-2001, 09:55 AM

A couple of things:

1) I'm probably the Doper that's the most complete antithesis of my job. I do stand-up comedy and improv for a living, yet almost never launch into anything here. I'm more of a flirt here.

2) I'm the ONLY Doper that looks like John Mellencamp and Mike Meyers had a child.

I'm gonna be mature enough not to mention the crushes I have on racinchikki and Nocturne

Olentzero

07-03-2001, 10:55 AM

Originally posted by Morrison's Lament
I am the most subversive Commie Pinko poster.

Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of any socialist or communist party? If not, then Lucky Charms and I have got you beat. Ten years a member and goin' strong, baby! :D Here, check us (http://www.internationalsocialit.org) or our paper (http://www.socialistworker.org) out.

Originally posted by amati
i think i am the only violinist doper.

Originally posted by FireUnderpantsBoobs
Nope! I'm a violinist, too.

Three of us. Well, if we can't be a string quartet, we can be an itinerant string section! Orchestral mercenaries. Although once I get the theory down and I know my modes, I want to start doing swing jazz improvisation. I'm gonna be like Stephane Grappelli and Joe Venuti, I am!

Sparky. Yeah, and maybe I'll poop fully-formed ice cubes.

Blinky. I like jazz music! I think it's nice.

Also, I'll go out on a limb here and say that I'm the only Doper to dress up in 19th century clothing and give tours as a volunteer.

Valkyrie and her sister are CW re-enactors, civilian side. I've got a costume as well, and though I haven't given tours, I did an off-the-cuff fashion show explaining where most of my clothes were likely to have come from.

Originally Posted by MamaHen
I'm the only thrice married Doper with a divorce and an annulment behind her
Valkyrie is right up there with you. I dunno if her second was an annulment or not but since he was nominally a Roman Catholic, it probably figured into the mix somewhere.

Now... what makes me unique?

I'm the only Doper to have earned the state high-school quiz-bowl championship the first year his school played.

I'm probably the only Doper that can make a claim to speaking Basque. Not very well, but better than you lot ;)

I'm the only Doper to have entertained a special guest of honor at a Dopefest in her native tongue.

GingerOfTheNorth

07-03-2001, 11:15 PM

Ohh! I actually have one!

Ahem:

I am the only Doper to have ever had Crispin "George McFly" Glover ask her to masturbate for him.

(and my sincere sympathies to anyone else here who have been asked by him)

Morrison's Lament

07-03-2001, 11:42 PM

Originally posted by Olentzero
Originally posted by Morrison's Lament
I am the most subversive Commie Pinko poster.

Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of any socialist or communist party? If not, then Lucky Charms and I have got you beat. Ten years a member and goin' strong, baby! :D Here, check us (http://www.internationalsocialit.org) or our paper (http://www.socialistworker.org) out.

Hmn, let's see. I was a member of an Anarchist society and I was affiliated with a youthleague of Socialists once, but no :(
I do however harbour hopes of getting my CPC membership one day, but for now I'll have to make do with this cool "People's Daily" wallet they gave me. :D

Shall we call it a tie, since I live among a billion commies, or shall we call it a tie to promote equality among the masses (us)? :D

--- G. Raven

p.s. ok, so I lose :(

Astroboy14

07-04-2001, 12:04 AM

I'm probably the only Doper that can make a claim to speaking Basque. Not very well, but better than you lot

Not so, Olentzero! I can claim that too!It's not true, of course! But I can claim it anyways!:p

dwyr

07-04-2001, 12:27 AM

Umm.... it's late and I can't think of too much as my brain is soaked with Benadryl.

Wait.... anyone else ever see their own skull in living color?

thinksnow

07-04-2001, 12:54 AM

Coldfire
Trust me, it takes a LOT more guts to corner fast in a 550 BHP car than to floor it on the straight - which pretty much puts your oval accomplishment in a very good light!)Yes, I suppose. I was only in a 600Hp stock car. Tell you what, I'll take the stock car record, you take the other one, okay?

Sort of a follow-up to the first thing I posted, I'm likely the only Doper to try out for the Marine Corps Rifle and (or) Pistol Teams. I was one of forty (1 of 40) selected from all Marines, nationwide, to try for the teams. I was so selected two years in a row, too.

This is probably a fairly limited group, too, but I've got official Secret clearance. 'Course, that does me no good anymore, as I have no need to know anymore, but still.

MrVisible

07-04-2001, 01:35 AM

Originally posted by amati
you forget, i also live in tucson, so no matter what temperature it gets, neither of us can have that title. we just both have to sweat alot and stick to our car seats. (at least i do, i don't have AC in my house or my car) [/B]

Ah, but are you carrying around a thick coat of fur? No? Haha! I win! I'm the hairiest guy I know! That makes me the hottest Doper! Ha! Ha. ha...

Wow... I don't actually feel like a winner. I'm hot, sweaty and furry... yep, loser is much more like it.

Darn. I'm gonna go eat a popsicle.

Barbarian

07-04-2001, 09:03 AM

I'm gonna lay claim to being the nakedest Doper. Just 2 and a half weeks until the Bare Buns run. Woohoo!

And if that doesn't work, then I'm definitely the Doper who uses the most sunblock. SPF 45 is my friend.

Miss Creant

07-04-2001, 10:09 PM

Well since LDG, obviously cannot claim the title of most ignored doper, I can get that dubious honour back.

(and I may be the only US doper who has a problem remembering to spell like an American. See above for example. or maybe I just like the letter 'u'

Ross

07-05-2001, 03:01 AM

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Myron Van Horowitzski

07-05-2001, 12:13 PM

I'm the poster with the greatest ratio of posts to OPs.

Pnuk Guy

07-06-2001, 08:20 AM

I'm probably the most apathetic post...

Living Dead Girl

07-06-2001, 09:28 AM

Miss Creant: Ahhh, but by me replying to you, we're once again even... you're not getting my title THAT easily, dammit! :p

matt_mcl

07-06-2001, 11:26 AM

I've probably gotten the most people to vote for me for a public office of any Doper, as far as I know. If anyone can beat 1003, then I'll just be the gayest Quebec doper.

Jet Jaguar

07-06-2001, 01:59 PM

I'm probably the only triathlete Doper (which sounds vaguely illicit, I know, but I don't mean it that way).

Juniper200

07-06-2001, 07:35 PM

I'm the only War of 1812 re-enacting Doper.
I'm the only Doper to have met Bruce Campbell twice in one weekend.
I'm the Doper with the worst headache today.

RTFirefly

07-06-2001, 09:28 PM

I'm gonna go for most middle-aged Doper.

I may be the only Doper with a Ph.D. in mathematics, but if so, not by much (Kimstu has a doctorate in the history of mathematics, and there are Dopers with Masters' degrees in math), and only until Cabbage finishes his doctorate. I don't think he's the sort to get stuck at ABD.

Of course, now that I've posted this, another Doper mathematician will step forward, and I'll have to resort to being the only graph theorist. (Big whoop. :rolleyes:)

I might be the most knowledgeable Marx Brothers fan here, but in this crowd, I wouldn't count on it. I'm pretty sure I'm not the biggest Firesign fan here, as I've got plenty of competition from Geobabe, Ukulele Ike, White Lightning, and at least a couple dozen others. IRL, I never run into Firesign fans, but here, all you gotta do is drop a Firesign reference into a thread, and fans come out of the woodwork. For instance, well over a year ago, I wasn't the first one to start talking about Ralph Spoilsport when Ty started this thread (http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=19051) about Ralph Williams. (Hadn't realized it had been that long until I went searching for it...good thing they're letting us search two years back!)

Arden Ranger

07-06-2001, 10:25 PM

I have a personally autographed copy of the October '99 Playboy that Claudia Christian posed for. Signed by her to [i]me[/i.]

:D

And I'm the only Doper that has one.

Nayh, nayh! :p

celestina

07-06-2001, 11:14 PM

____________________
deb2world said:
"I am the silliest doper but it seems only IRL. A few times I have mentioned to friends that I am noted for being serious on a message board. They had a great laugh at that one. I say exactly what I am thinking which is usually pretty unique (don't wanna say weird but well, golly gee, guess it probably is)."
____________________

[giggle]

No, silly. I'M the silliest Doper. I act silly on the board and, depending on where I'm at and who I'm with, IRL. I don't know if I say exactly what I'm thinking so much as I try to figure out what I'm thinking by saying it. I think.

I think because I think too much, I'm the Doper who manages to confuse herself the quickest.

I'm also the Doper who smiles the most. A smile is the default expression on my face. Even when I'm trying to be official and serious, I'm still smiling. :-)

thinksnow

07-07-2001, 12:28 AM

Arden Ranger
I have a personally autographed copy of the October '99 Playboy that Claudia Christian posed for. Signed by her to [i]me[/i.]
And I'm the only Doper that has one.
Yeah, but do you have the original, very first, Playboy, with Marilyn Monroe? I do. I also have an original Playboy Club membership card and key. Top that.

anya marie

07-07-2001, 03:06 AM

The few, the brave, the insane with boredom, one of the few dopers who not only lives in Indiana but is also 20 minutes from GARY!

Arden Ranger

07-07-2001, 04:31 AM

Originally posted by thinksnow

Yeah, but do you have the original, very first, Playboy, with Marilyn Monroe? I do. I also have an original Playboy Club membership card and key. Top that. [/QUOTE]

Feh. That's your Dad's card.

Mine Playboy's autographed. To Me! :P You shall not burst my little fantasy bubble with Marilyn!

Annie-Xmas

07-07-2001, 07:45 AM

The longest haired Doper (waist length).
Only Doper who had tuberculosis.
Doper with musical CDS in the most languages (18).
I must be in the running for Doper who makes the stranges posts.

RTFirefly

07-07-2001, 08:56 PM

Originally posted by Annie-Xmas
The longest haired Doper (waist length).
Lucretia's hair is several inches longer than waist-length, and she's not exactly short in stature.
I must be in the running for Doper who makes the stranges posts.I've read a fair number of your posts, Annie, but none of them have struck me as particularly unusual by the (stringent) standards of this board. It takes a lot to be considered weird around here - so many of us are pretty far off-the-wall by everyday standards.

White Lightning

07-07-2001, 09:14 PM

Originally posted by matt_mcl
I've probably gotten the most people to vote for me for a public office of any Doper, as far as I know. If anyone can beat 1003, then I'll just be the gayest Quebec doper.
Almost 50. Not even close. But I was still proud. Hey, were yours all write-ins, or were you on the ballot? Maybe I could be the Doper who got the most people to write in votes for public office. That'd be cool.

So, I've got over 500 music CDs, although most of them are in English. I'm sure someone else can beat that, but I'd like to see. Any takers?

honkytonkwillie

07-08-2001, 03:54 AM

Originally posted by manhattan
I'm probably the only left-handed golfer among dopers.[/B]

Nope. I also swing left.

I'm the only doper to have met Rob Halford, the lead singer of Judas Priest. He also autographed a CD for me.

amati

07-09-2001, 01:38 AM

i'm the only doper to be quitting his job to play the second and fourth movements of the schubert C maj cello quintet at a chamber music camp on mt. lemmon. i'm so excited!

mischievous

07-09-2001, 06:51 AM

Annie Xmas, RTFirefly MY hair is down to my knees. And purple to boot, so nyah.:D (How do you spell nyah?)

I'm the only poster who has ever had a seven centimeter diameter dermal cyst (a benign tumor) removed, along with her ovary, after said ovary had twisted around 6 TIMES and pinched off it's own blood supply. I hope.

I'm the only poster who's been eating mint chip ice cream on and off all night.:)