The Coldfire Appreciation Thread

[Eutychus]

Continued over from http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=76984&pagenumber=lastpage

No, um ... really ... we were trying to watch things. And really, we were just saying to ourselves what a wonderful, understanding person you are. Patient, forgiving ...

That smell? Um ... don't worry about it ...

RUN AWAY!!! RUN AWAY!!!



[Edited by Eutychus55 on 07-11-2001 at 04:51 PM]

[Whammo]

Umm... about the chandelier, I think it was already on the floor when you left... and about Poofy... um... well... here's a bottle brush.. Poofy may need cleaning! :eek:

RUNS AWAY!!

[Iguana Boy]

OK, guys, we'd better try and clear some of this mess up.....

Whammo? You did that - there's no way on God's earth that I am gonna touch it!

[Flutterby]

-waves at Coldy- Hey there! I didn't do a thing.. I just stumbled in at the last minute and protected Hamlet from the big bad other posters..I was good the whole time -makes sure her halo is straight-

[woodstockbirdybird]

To be honest, I was too out of it to even post to that last thread, what with lying in the fetal position in a puddle of my own excrement and all. Sorry about those carpet stains, Coldie. But being a Nazi, you deserve no less.

[Whammo]

Originally posted by Obsidian Flutterby
-waves at Coldy- Hey there! I didn't do a thing.. I just stumbled in at the last minute and protected Hamlet from the big bad other posters..I was good the whole time -makes sure her halo is straight-

**Saunters up to Obsidian** Hey baby, whats shakin?? Other then the BED last night!

[Persephone]

Hey, don't look at me, man! I did NOT touch the stereo!

[wring]

Hey, I'm not ascared of no Coldfire , I din't hardly do nuthin', that chandelier was installed incorrectly, and furthermore, if Coldfire wants to complain, he can bloody well, kiss my... ::notices everyone else standing slackjawed in fear, suddenly feels the COld heavy breathing directly behind her::

um, I mean I was hardly even here, I mean, like look at the evidence, I wasn't even around when the video tapes were made, it's not my fault!!

[Flutterby]

Originally posted by Whammo


**Saunters up to Obsidian** Hey baby, whats shakin?? Other then the BED last night!

-gives him an innocent blank look- My name isn't baby.. and whatever do you mean?

[Hamlet]

Hey, you guys!!!

You were right all along. It musta been the vodka water gun, or detop's special kisses, or Ginger's threeway, but you were right, I was a hall-monitor jerk. I've decided to join you in the festivities!

You were right. Coldy is a big, fat, egotistical jerk and I'm glad the place was trashed. He deserves it!!!! Woo hoo, this is so freeing. Pass me a beer quick!!

Yep, I wish I woulda been with you guys the entire time. Then I'd scream at the top of my lungs:

THIS IS ALL MY FAULT, AND I HOPE COLDY ROTS IN HECK!!!!!!

huh?, wha? He's where???

Aw, FUUUUUUUUU.........

[GingerOfTheNorth]

Originally posted by Juniper200
::cell phone::
Hello? Bob Vila? Will you work for beer like my friends who usually help me with household projects? yes? Boy, have I got a job for you...

Who needs Bob Vila? Ginger's here! And if we ask nicely, Tripler will help, too. I'm pretty sure I can get him to help... hey, is there any beer left? If not, I'll use my feminine wiles. I think I have some of those left.

[TheLoadedDog]

Coldy? Oh yeah, I know him, great kid, love his work, yada yada...

TAXI!

[detop]

<looks around at the devastation>

Feh, nothing that a little bit of duct tape and some WD-40 could clear.

Any beer left anybody, oh, Hi Coldy, how was Scotland ?

<does a double take>

Dididid you en... en... enjoy you... you... yourself ?
all the while trying to disappear into the floor

[Guinastasia]

Um...hey, Coldie...we um, got you a present?

Do you like Faberge Eggs?

[Arden Ranger]

I didn't lay a finger on the stereo and I took care of your precious Poofy, just like you asked. In fact, Poofy is now in a hidden location, safe from these perverts and under guard.

Don't listen to Whammo. He was playing with the Poofy stunt double ;)

[Tripler]

You got stains? I got that Oxi-Clean stuff . . . Powered by the air we breathe!!.

But I did not bring the horse into the backyard. I think that was wring and lurker. I didn't do it. . . :eek:


Tripler
But I did bring my own hooch. Is that okay?

[Scotticher]

Hi Coldy.....I wasn't able to make the party, sorry I missed you. What's that you say? You weren't even THERE? Well, shoot. See, I KNEW there was a reason why I stayed home.

But....I still appreciate you, is that okay? :)

Scotti

[hardygrrl]

Coldy

Me and Jeff hosed all the whipped cream and bodily fluids out of the rubber room.


I have a present for you...



a Neil Peart autographed drum head

[GingerOfTheNorth]

You bunch of butt kissers!

Coldy! Yoo-hoo! I didn't touch the stereo or drink your beer!

[Searching For Truth]

Hey, I got there late, so I didn't do nuttin.

*looks around* Tygr still here?

[Sunspace]

Um... where am I? I don't remember much... but I had the strangest dreams, at least I think they were dreams...

::suddenly looks around::

Uh, I got here late. Yeah that's it.

::attempts to speak brightly, but just sounds brittle::

So...anyone need help tidying up?


Urk.

[Cleophus]

Sure. I'll pitch in.

I'm going to need some help emptying the Jell-O tub.

Can someone get Astroboy out of here? He's looking really pathetic, with all the vomit in his hair.

What's the best way to dispose of a bong?

Nice job, Ginger. We now have the walls fixed.

[GingerOfTheNorth]

Just tie the bong to Astroboy and throw him in the back of the car. With a bucket.

Good thing this rubber room is easy to hose down.

[detop]

Originally posted by Cleophus
What's the best way to dispose of a bong?

No need to, it's legal here. If you don't know what to do with it, give it to Hamlet, I don't know how, but he seems to have acquired a taste for it. :D

BTW, does anybody have more duct tape ? I ran out of it while fixing the plumbing.

[Sunspace]

Sure, I'll help with the jello tub. Jello tub? I don't remember that at all. Unless I thought it was the swimming pool?

Buckets. Plastic garbage bags. We'll have to melt it and flush it.

This was a private house? ::eek::

[Sunspace]

And there's duct tape and a flashlight in my pack wherever that is.

[Sunspace]

And there's duct tape and a flashlight in my pack wherever that is.

[Sunspace]

And there's duct tape and a flashlight in my pack wherever that is.

[GingerOfTheNorth]

Amateur! You don't use Duct Tape on plumbing! You call the big burly plumber boy droooool.

And obviously you guys haven't had much jell-o tub experience. Just throw Astroboy in the tub and turn on the shower to relatively hot. It'll melt, he'll smell much better, and the car won't be all skanky smelling after we drop him off on a dyke somewhere.

[detop]

Originally posted by GingerOfTheNorth
Amateur! You don't use Duct Tape on plumbing! You call the big burly plumber boy droooool.

Down, girl, down :D and the second part of your post was way too easy !

Anyway, I'm off to Netherland Tire for more duct tape, anything else is needed ?

[Sunspace]

Soap. Preferably something not too harsh...

rfrbynttoohrshh...

Is there an echo in here?





(thinks: what did I do with my ticket home?)

[TwistofFate]

Where you guys looking for the Grolsch? thats on the other side of the patio.


I don't want to try the Grolch, but I believe Coldy swears by it. (heh, heh heheheh)

[BunnyGirl]

:Bunny begins polishing Coldy's bike:

No, honest, I brought it into the house so it wouldn't get, um, rained on. Yeah, that's it. I mean, I can do a much better job of spit polishing it here in the bedro...inside.

What's that? Why is there mustard on my back? Um, well, you see, it all started with the strawberry mead..and...

:scuffs feet, looks contrite:

[Tygr]

:: muttering to self while scrubbing out the hot tub ::

razza-frazzin'...always gotta be ME doin' the clean up...tub was ALREADY full of jello when I got here...but NO, ever'boddy else clears out or PASSES out and leaves all the work for us sober types who never even had the CHANCE to get sloshed on Grolch OR Grolsch or frazzin' strawberry mead...and besides, Ol' Clog-boi won't even appreciate the efforts here, even though I'm using his toothbrush to file the green crusted jello out of his tilework...

Hey, Searching For Truth! (tosses a soapy sponge in her direction) Gimme a hand here, why'ncha...

>SPLASH<

Ohh, dammit, Ginger ya mean I gotta scrub off Astropuke, too? razzafrazzincryinoutloud...

[MsRobyn]

Hey, don't look at me; I'm just delivering the pizzas.

Now, who had the pepperoni, mushroom and is this banana? pizza?

Robin

[Astroboy14]

*Astroboy (sort of) wakes up...*

Hey, whaddaya doin? Get yer f****** hands off me!! I'll kick yer ass! You and what army? Come and get i...

*Astroboy struggles for a bit before passing out again...*

[GingerOfTheNorth]

Calm down, Astroboy. It's just Tygr. He's straight. Unless you're looking for - ?

Tygr, shut the hell up. You helped make the mess all over the rest of the place, you can bloody well help clean up. And stop touching Astroboy there! The party's over.

[Astroboy14]

The party's over.

*Astroboy suddenly bolts up...*

WHAT??? This party ain't over until I say it's over!!

(Get off me, dammit!)

*Astroboy stands up and rips off his clothes...*

WHOO HOOOOOO!!!

*Astroboy runs naked through the house...*

PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-RTY!!!!

Where the hell is that bong? And who has all the beer??

[Jester]

Hey, guys? Why are we worried here? I mean, it's not like WE did anything. Jeez, the man said it himself:

Originally posted by Hamlet
THIS IS ALL MY FAULT, AND I HOPE COLDY ROTS IN HECK!!!!!!


And I got it all on videotape, too. Trust me, everybody, we're in the clear! Now let's take this party over to what's left of his next door neighbor's house!

[Gozu Tashoya]

Copies of the video will be available on eBay shortly. I'll make the reserve price something...affordable.

[GingerOfTheNorth]

Uh-un, KK. Not without me signing a release, it isn't.

Sooo... Hamlet, any last wishes? What would you like for your last meal?

[thinksnow]

The party's over.Over? OVER? Nothing is over until we say it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?! No! And it's not over now!

But, if it is over, I suppose I should get dressed, huh? Anyone seen my clothes? They were right about where the fire-pit is now...drat.

[BunnyGirl]

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?!
Someone's been thinking too much about how to abuse Rammstein in the FOTH thread. :D

[wring]

Originally posted by thinksnow
Anyone seen my clothes? They were right about where the fire-pit is now...drat.

I'm sure we can find something appropriate here - let's see, Ummm Pink tutu. Ummm leiderhosen ( :D ), rubber short shorts (ummmmm), sheer smoking jacket - Yep, that's the ticket!

[GingerOfTheNorth]

Why would we give thinksnow clothing? He's the numpty that burned up his own clothes.

Here you are. Wrap yourself in this duct tape. It'll reflect the heat of Coldy's wrath.

[screech-owl]

::walks out of bathroom, hair washed, magic marker tattoos removed::

Okay, the bathroom is squeaky clean and Lysoled!! And I got most of the beach sand out of the drain. Although, whoever was trying to flush the rest of the jello down the toilet, it didn't work.

[Jester]

Originally posted by screech-owl
::walks out of bathroom, hair washed, magic marker tattoos removed::

Okay, the bathroom is squeaky clean and Lysoled!! And I got most of the beach sand out of the drain. Although, whoever was trying to flush the rest of the jello down the toilet, it didn't work.

Well, okay, the bathroom works. But I still think that Coldie's gonna notice that the bathroom is the only room left standing. I mean, what with the rest of the house being completely demolished and all.

<Duct tapes Hamlet to the ground so that he can't get away>

[detop]

Sorry it took do long guy, but I stop at the renovation center on the way back.

Sunspace, here's the soap you ordered. I also bought some industrial strength one, just in case. Where do you want us to put these 55 gallons drums ?

Oh, and Coldy, you wouldn't believe what I found at the renovation center. They were having a clearance sale on marble slates, sooo, I bought a couple of tons of them, they should replace your floors nicely. I also bought a couple thousand feet of I-beam to repair the structural damage. They should arrive here any minute now.

How did I pay ? Well, I was a little bit short on cash, so I told them to charge it to you, I'm sure you don't mind. Oh, before I forget, they were getting rid of some paint also, so I took it. Unfortunately, its three drums of puce, taupe and lavender. It should suffice for the time being.

Coldy, Coldy ? Why are you hitting your head on that post ? Shouldn't you stop, you might hurt yourself, be careful since it's a struct.....

CRAAAAAAASH !

[Cleophus]

::checks Coldfire::

He's OK, but unconscious. That gives us more time.

Anyway, it was the garage that collapsed.

Luckily, his car wasn't in it at the time. I think I saw wring driving it last, hopefully to the car wash.

I've got my Super-Duper Auto Hammer, Screwdriver and Saw. It's the Swiss Army Knife(tm) of quick home repair. We should be able to finish the kitchen before he regains consciousness.

[Gozu Tashoya]

Originally posted by GingerOfTheNorth
Uh-un, KK. Not without me signing a release, it isn't.

Hey, didn't you see the Girls Gone Wild thread? Since I was shooting through the windows never mind the hidden cameras, okay?, I don't need release forms. I'll pay you for autograph signings, though, how's that?

[detop]

Ah, the marble and the I-beams are here. Thanks guys, just unload them here.

Ginger, leave these guys alone. You cannot play with them yet. Let them unload the trucks, after that they're all yours.:D

Now, where's the phone ? OK, here it is.

<dial>

Hello, jarbabyj ? Yes, it's detop. I'm calling you from Coldy's place. Yeah, in the Netherlands....

<three hours later>

... so that's why we need you to assemble a team of welders to give us a hand in rebuilding the place. Will you do it ? Yes, great ! Oh, I'll give you Coldy's credit card number for the plane tickets. Fly first class ? I'm sure he won't mind, after all you're doing him a favor. So, see you soon !

<click>

HEY, GUYS, I CALLED FOR REINFORCEMENTS !

[GingerOfTheNorth]

I don't wanna play with the boys, I wanna unload the trucks and work!

Ok, maybe I wanna play with the boys. But I wanna work too!

[Arden Ranger]

Ooooh... marble. This place is going to look like something out of Xanadu.

Hey! Guys! Yeah, you. If there's a slab of marble about 3'x18", I'll take it off your hands. I need a pastry board for my kitchen.

Oh, Ginger. The really incriminating tape is in a safety deposit box. ;)

[Whammo]

You know guys, I'm all for play and everything... but this WORK thing, I-I-I-I-I-I don't know....


**plops down on the couch with a beer** Ohhh look, Simpsons are on! **begins to hand out beers**

[Persephone]

Thanks, Whammo! I was wondering when someone besides me would get over their conscience and just accept the fact that there is no way--NO FREAKING WAY--that we'll ever be able to explain this. Sometimes, you just gotta buck up & take your medicine.

Besides, it's relly all Coldy's fault, you know. He's a Guy Stuff survivor. He should have known better than to leave us alone in his house. Sheesh! Some folks just never learn. ;)

[detop]

Quitters !!!

Fine, I'll do it myself, then ! If anyone needs me, I'll be in the sub-basement, prepping the work for installing the I-beam.

<grabs shovel and case of duct tape> grumble, grumble, always ready for a party, but when it's time to take responsibility, nobody's there. At least I can rely on Ginger

[Cleophus]

I'll be down in a second.

Everyone else: We can save our asses. If we can get the house looking better than when we got here, Coldie may leave the house open for future parties.

[Persephone]

What are you, Cleophus, nuts or something?

Coldy's not stupid. If we get his house looking too nice, well, next time he decides he wants a renovation, he'll just go on vacation again, leave us to trash the place, and rest assured knowing that our collective guilt will eventually end up with him living in an 800 room mansion on his own personal island.

Besides, he's a bachelor! This kind of mess just can't be anything but familiar to him.

[Sunspace]

::starts to take cover off nearest soap container, then suddenly stops::

Waitaminnit! If it's demolished, we don't have to clean it, right? Okej, that makes me feel better.

::refastens cover::

When you get the structural work done, I know some *great* interior decorators back home...

::grabs his cellphone, which miraculously still has charge and works::

Hi, Lee? It's Sunspace. Has the Thursday Night Gang got time for a rush decorating job?
...Great! Who's paying and where? Just a minute...

::yells to group::

Hey, who's got the credit card? And what's the address here?
The Netherlands? I'm in the Netherlands? Okej, that explains the electrical outlets. And the bong. Okay, I'll call back with the details...

[Cleophus]

Originally posted by Persephone
What are you, Cleophus, nuts or something?


Yes. As a matter of fact, I am. But then again, isn't that a prerequisite for posting here?

[GingerOfTheNorth]

Jeez, Coldy shoulda been back by now. Did someone tip him off?

[Jester]

He's probably just off buying a really big-ass gun to "teach us a lesson with." I say we all get the Hell out before the waiting period time is up!

Except you, Hamlet. You can stay.
<tightens Hamlet's duct tape>

Sorry, man. It's for the good of the boards.

[detop]

<comes up from the sub-basement, pale as a ghost>

Do not, and I mean do not go to the sub-basement. It's a pit, filled with water and 'gators...well-fed 'gators and something else. What kind of animal makes a sound like "take-a-lily"?

You don't suppose that the 'gators are fed with banned posters, do you ?

[GingerOfTheNorth]

Naw, Coldy wouldn't do that - but I would. C'mere, Hamlet, my boy...

[Cleophus]

Originally posted by detop
What kind of animal makes a sound like "take-a-lily"?



A cow-orker.

[GingerOfTheNorth]

I'm starting to worry that we won't have this place back to ship-shape by the time Coldfire gets home. I wonder if he's ever coming back?

[detop]

Did somebody dig him out of the pile rubble that fell on him ?

[detop]

You mean, he's still underneath that stuff ! What's the Dutch equivalent of 911 ?

Lets hope that he will have amnesia

[Guinastasia]

I say we clean it, because Coldy is probably out buying us fabulous presents, and he won't give them to us if we don't at LEAST bring it up to minimum Board of Health Standards.
Or, we could bribe the board of health!

[detop]

I agree. Where do you want me to start.

[detop]

OK, so I just returned the empties to the store. I think we should buy something nice for Coldy with the $2000 I got for them.

[GingerOfTheNorth]

You have any idea how many empties it takes to make $2000???

[Jester]

Originally posted by GingerOfTheNorth
You have any idea how many empties it takes to make $2000???

Well, Ginger, I just did the math, and you're right. We drank WAY more than that! We've got at least 3 grand from Whammo alone!

[detop]

Originally posted by GingerOfTheNorth
You have any idea how many empties it takes to make $2000???

I know that ! But I had limitations :
First, by what the vehicle could carry safely,
Two, by what was the maximum the store would accept,
Three Hi, Opal (hiccup):)

There's at least enough empties to make the trip five times !

[GingerOfTheNorth]

I think Astroboy drank more than Whammo. Mind you, he was hitting the bong pretty hard, so I could be mistaken.

[Hamlet]

mmmmmffffffffff......quaaaaaassssssahhmmmmmmm..........mmmmmmmmmsfffffffffffff. mmmmmmmmpppphhhhhh. rassxxxxxxxxxnnnnnnn ...

(oh how they will pay!)

[Jester]

Are you talking, Hamlet? That means that you're still capable of movement.

And when you're capable of movement, that means that somebody's duct tape needs to be tightened!

[detop]

OK, there's not enough of us to clean it up, there's about 10 grands of empties. What to do, what to do ?

Hummmm,

I've got it ! Let's cash in the empties, buy more booze with it, announce a party here and whoever shows up has to help clean up the previous party, before his/her own partying.

What do you think ?

[GingerOfTheNorth]

I think I'm tired of being the voice of reason. I am way too young for that.

[Whammo]

**slugs back another beer and tosses the empties over his shoulder** **guffaws at Homers antics**

Man! I just LOVE this episode! BTW if you all need any help, just be sure to ask. you can ASK all you want.. bwaahaha BTW where is Astro's Bong?? I think I need to clean i.e. scrape that thing! Thats my job.

[detop]

Originally posted by Whammo
I think I need to clean i.e. scrape that thing! Thats my job.

<if you can't beat them, join them ?> plops down beside Whammo

No its not. Here, let me show you how its done. Even better, get a load of empties to the store and bring us back some supplies.

[thinksnow]

Has Coldie been back yet, or did he drive by figuring he just couldn't find his house among the burnt-out shells?

[GingerOfTheNorth]

Coldfire is officially AWOL.

Somebody should call the police. Or, um, maybe not. We don't need police snooping around here with Astroboy and Whammo flying like they are.

Hey! This is Amsterdam! Call the cops!

[Iguana Boy]

Originally posted by GingerOfTheNorth
Coldfire is officially AWOL.

Somebody should call the police.

Er.......I don't think we should be in such a hurry to find Coldfire, guys, not until we've got the kitchen rebuilt at least...

[detop]

Unhhh, guys, he's back (http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=78287)

[screech-owl]

Coldy's back? Great.

::wipes small smudge off mirror in hallway::

How was the trip? Didja bring me a t-shirt? Sit down and tell me about it! I want to hear EVERYTHING.

That should stall him so you guys can finish with rebuilding the kitchen!

[Jester]

<A loud explosion is heard from the Kitchen>

<Jester walks out>
rassumfrassum no good for nuthin's leaving the oven one...
:eek:

Oh......hi Coldie...Uhmmmmm...couldyouexcusemeforasecond? There's, there's somethingIneedtotakecareofinthekitchen.

What? My arm? No, it's not on fire, silly. That's all an optical illusion. Now if I may...

<backs slowly into the kitchen, closes the door behind him>
WATER! I NEED WATER! AAHHHHHHHH!

[GingerOfTheNorth]

Um. Ok. Hi Coldfire, how was the trip?



Run away! Run away! For the love of God, RUN AWAY!

[Coldfire]

WHY, I OUGHTA...

Goll durn it. Lookit the mess! Sheeeeeeeyit. And you kids did all this in the course of one week?

*sniff*

I'm so proud. ;)

Thanks for the laugh, guys. I'll be sure to mess up all y'alls places too when you leave for your fortnight in the Bahamas. :D

[Jester]

<gasp> Coldie! You got us all tickets to the Bahamas! You really ARE as nice as they say!

Thanks, chum! You rule!
:D

[detop]

Originally posted by Jester
<gasp> Coldie! You got us all tickets to the Bahamas! You really ARE as nice as they say!

Thanks, chum! You rule!
:D

Psst, check the tickets, we're flying Kamikaze Airlines :eek:

[GingerOfTheNorth]

I see what he's up to... Send me to the Bahamas, so I can get a sunburn and sunstroke and later die an agonizing death from skin cancer... Nice.

[Tapioca Dextrin]

Coldfire!

Hij is het beste. Hij is het men. Hij is het pietjesneuker.

Hope my Dutch is as good as ever :p

[screech-owl]

Guess I'll have to pick up my own t-shirt.

[Coldfire]

What on Gods Green Earth is a pietjesneuker?? :D

[TwistofFate]

Howya Clogboy!!

Good holiday?

[London_Calling]

Hoots Mon, there's a moose loose aboot this hoose!

Yeah, was it good - Don't suppose any single malts passed your way ?




BTW, what's her name ? :D

[TwistofFate]

Dirt?

there's Dirt?


Coldy, do you have dirt?


well, make like an eloping spoon and dish it!!




Moose loose aboot the hoose? Ach Aye the noo.

[London_Calling]

If there's no dirt, then I'm a Dutch.....oh......

Twisters old bean, no idea but lets keep digging and see what happens.

A whole week in Scotland, gotta have strained the prunes somewhere !

[Coldfire]

Her name's Dalwhinnie, and she's 15 years old. The way she goes down you'd say she's been doing this all her life though. ;)

Excellent holiday, Twisty and LC. Thanks for asking.

[Astroboy14]

*Astroboy, still naked, runs back in...*

WHOOOOOOOOOOO HOOO...

Oh! Uh, Coldie! :eek:

Hi! How are ya?

*Astroboy awkwardly covers himself with a (REALLY stained!) pillow from the sofa... said pillow proves to be too small, so Astroboy grabs another pillow with his other hand, and holds it down by his ankles:D*

So, uh, Coldie... how was the trip? Did ya get any?

*Astroboy begins to back slowly towards the door...*

Wow! This place sure is a MESS! I bet you're pretty pissed at whoever did it! I know that I would be...

*Astroboy continues backing towards the door...*

So... I just stopped by to see how your trip was... and stuff...

*Astroboy spots his bong lying on the floor near the door, and drops a pillow to pick it up...

Hey! he he he Someone was using a bong in here! Whaddaya know... hehehe

*Astroboy reaches the door, FINALLY!!! Astroboy reaches behind him, with a third hand he didn't know he had until now... and turns the doorknob... Astroboy BOLTS out the door, leaving the sofa pillow vibrating on the floor (but taking the bong with him, of course...)...

IT WAS GINGER!! She made us do it!!!

[Sunspace]

::Sunspace glances around. With some exceptions, the interior decorators have mostly finished. He strolls over nonchalantly, cleaning rag in hand::
Hi! You must be Coldfire. Great party! The others said...

::nonchalantness fails::
...uh.

::grins weakly::
Hope you had a good trip.

[detop]

{b]Jester[/b], would you please pass me one of these folders ? Thank you. Now let's see, ummmh...Kamikaze Airlines, blah, blah, blah...one-way trip....yadda, yadda, yadda...Samana Cays (http://www.bahamas-on-line.com/bhicm.html), anybody knows where its... never mind I found it, words, words, words...reservations opened from September to October, isn't that hurricane season ? Oh, and they're non refundable and non transferable, Okayyy

Now, let's see if I got this straight, if the plane doesn't get us, then a hurricane will, if the hurricane doesn't get us either, then exposure will get us, if we survive this then we'll die from skin cancer. That's the plan, so far ?

[GingerOfTheNorth]

Originally posted by Astroboy14
IT WAS GINGER!! She made us do it!!![/B]
Try - it was GIN. Or perhaps that nasty crap in the bong. Or maybe it was all Astroboy's fault.

Nooo! It's all Eutychus55's fault! He's the oldest! He should know better!

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Originally posted by GingerOfTheNorth
Try - it was GIN. Or perhaps that nasty crap in the bong. Or maybe it was all Astroboy's fault.

Nooo! It's all Eutychus55's fault! He's the oldest! He should know better!

Psst, don't forget Veb !

[Chilly Conflagration]

You guys are gay. And I mean that in the most detrimental way possible.

This thread illustrates the retarded nature of the average SDMB poster. All of the drama presented here reminds me of a pre-school class with unlimited access to candy. Get a life already.

Doesn't coldfire's ass get raw from all the kissing it is getting from you losers? I mean come on, how much brown nosing can a third world power tripping clog wearing guy (and I use the term loosly) take?

Lay off the guy already. He walks funny enough already with those clogs without you guys messing his backside up with your endless puckering.

What makes it worse is that he has such a cute bottom, especially when he wears those tight leather pants...

Chilly

PS - I have not yet begun to fight.

[Sunspace]

Chilly Conflagration, since that was among your first posts, I'll be gentle.

You won't get far in this forum by insulting its users, or by using "gay" as an insulting term. Take it to the Pit, if you take it anywhere at all.

[GingerOfTheNorth]

heembo? Is that you?

For starters, Chilly, the average intelligence of posters here is probably a surprise to you. The fact that you're no brighter than earwax does nothing but bring down the average IQ.

Secondly, I don't recall anyone ass-kissing Coldfire in this thread. Did you even bother reading it?

Thirdly, trolls and sock puppets are not generally taken to around here.

Fourthly, Gay is not a derogatory term around here.

Shoo!

[Tapioca Dextrin]

Originally posted by Coldfire
What on Gods Green Earth is a pietjesneuker?? :D

Pardon my Dutch (http://www.santesson.com/eneddiv.htm)

P.S. You forgot an apostrophe






Oh and this young lady, Dalwhinnie (http://www.adhoc.net/scubi/whisky/scotch/malts/Dalwhinn.htm). You did know that that the age of consent in Britain isn't 12?

[Coldfire]

Head-lice, eh? Figures, what with me being from a third world country and all. Snort.

[Ayesha]

Damn Coldy babe, I knew you were kinky but that is going a bit far don't you think ?

(PS, did you miss me ? Did you notice I was good and didn't help with the destruction of your home ?)

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Originally posted by Ayesha
Did you notice I was good and didn't help with the destruction of your home ?

Tell the truth, the only reason you didn't participate is that you didn't make it here in time ! :D

[GingerOfTheNorth]

Oh man, why are you all still here? I distinctly remember telling everyone to run away!

Now you're all going to get head lice :D

[detop]

Lice ? :eek:

I tought he said rice :o