View Full Version : Which Onion character do you most resemble
07-17-2001, 02:40 AM
Here's the deal. Find the article in the Onion archives about the person who is most like you. Most of the articles about individual people are on the society page (http://www.theonion.com/archive/archive_society.html).
I would say that my best match is Jonathan Green (http://www.theonion.com/onion3604/doesnt_own_television.html), though I do have a few things in common with Andrew Schnell (http://www.theonion.com/onion3631/parents_records.html).
07-17-2001, 03:48 AM
Jenna Bush's Federally Protected Wetlands Now Open For Public Drilling
I haven't found anyone I resemble yet, but that had me on the floor laughing.
07-17-2001, 11:20 PM
Well if you want a recurring character, it would probably be that gangsta accountant guy, Herbert Kornfeld I think it is. If I'm allowed to go through all the archives, then...well, I'll get back to you.
Great excuse to go through the Onion archives, btw. :D
07-17-2001, 11:34 PM
Well, this is who (http://www.theonion.com/onion3123/hawkingexo.html) I'd like to be, but in reality it probably comes something closer to Ross Hudek (http://www.theonion.com/onion3543/billy_joel_fanpage.html).
07-18-2001, 04:45 AM
I think I have a lot in common with Warren Geary (http://www.theonion.com/onion3412/nakedladyfetish.html).
07-18-2001, 06:11 AM
What? You don't believe I have laser eyes and jet-powered feet?
07-18-2001, 09:03 AM
Just call me Fairy Princess Rosebud (http://www.theonion.com/onion3413/fairyprincess.html).
07-18-2001, 09:13 AM
I am SO a Tobin (http://www.theonion.com/onion3607/projected_on_dog.html)
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