ScOo_gUy - for you

[Irishman]

Back in this (http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=78182&pagenumber=1) thread, ScOo_guy said the following:

ScOo_gUy
To Coosa, i wasn't meaning gay as in the having sex with the same...sex. Which is stupid, but I was meaning gay as in Farmer..errr, stupid.

I replied:
Your age and immaturity are showing. I am aware that current slang in the teeny-bopper through college set uses "gay" in the meaning of dumb, lame, silly, or uncouth. However, this is just an extension of the homophobic response of the age-group as a whole. It is clearly a derivative of "being gay is stupid" or bad, or lame, etc. It is offensive, even more so because many who use the phrase are blind to so obvious a dig at homosexuals. You would do well to get out of the habit of using it now and save yourself trouble later. Who knows when you might have your room/apartment/house broken into and tastefully redecorated in fuscia?

Seriously, whenever I hear someone use that expression, it immediately marks them as either a bigot or a dolt. I'll let you pick which you prefer to be.

Since you objected to going off topic in that thread, I started a new one. My comment still stands. Are you a bigot or just a dolt?

[FarmerOak]

Irishman, your question implies mutual exclusivity. Is it so hard for you to believe that he is a bigot AND a dolt?

[Irishman]

I'm generous, and allow the benefit of the doubt. It's a minimal set of at least one. More evidence needed to sort which or if both.

[SuaSponte]

Irishman, I've read the entire thread (my masochist side coming out), and Scoo_guy is definitively a dolt.

Accordingly, your question is too complex. You should have simply asked, "Are you a bigot?"

Normally, this would be a minor concern, but in scoo_guy's case, it is unfair to use too many words. In fact, to be completely fair to him, you really should have used a monosyllabic synonym for "bigot", if one exists.

Sua

[Jack Batty]

May I suggest, Bigot, Dolt and Raving Lunatic (three sides of The Triangle, don't you know).

[White Lightning]

I didn't read the thread referenced, nor do I intend to. Why willingly look at something that's gonna depress me, I say (not being a masochist like SuaSponte). I'd just like to briefly respond to the question posed in the OP by Irishman, and the assumptions contained therein. If y'all don't mind.
Originally posted by Irishman
Seriously, whenever I hear someone use that expression, it immediately marks them as either a bigot or a dolt. I'll let you pick which you prefer to be.
I prefer to sit the offender down and explain to them that 'it is offensive, even more so because many who use the phrase are blind to so obvious a dig at homosexuals,' to use an eloquent phraseage, first, before instantly condemning them to doltdom or bigotry. As you say, Irishman, many (especially younger) people don't realize the implications of using this word as a slur, and as such are only guilty of some slight ignorance. I think it's only fair to give them one chance to self-correct before writing them off. Just my small input.

This is not, of course, to say that ScOo_gUy is not a dolt or bigot. Judging from the small sampling of response in this thread, I'm sure he's a peach.

[Pyrrho12]

Wow. I wonder if there'll be a thread about the unfairness of it all if/when this guy gets banned...

Seriously though, the SDMB has been without a really good raving lunatic for far too long. If ScOo_gUy remains at this level of offensive incoherence, he could one day be ranked up there with some of our legendary madmen. It's gonna be one hell of a self-destruct sequence, let me tell you.

[Medea's Child]

I'd just like to take this moment to welcome FarmerOak

You're amusing the heck out of me this morning for unknown reasons.

Personally, I liked the point where skogie dood (or whatever) was boasting about being 18. We can tell, child, we can tell.

And I'm trying to see if a source for my music research paper is online. (Music's effect on the brain. Someone did a semi experiment on how music fits into life. Listening to music on head phones and watching children play to the beat only he could hear. Fun stuff. Didn't get to include it in my paper...)

[FarmerOak]

Why, thanks, Medea's Child! And here I thought I was only amusing myself!

I see that Dex has "closed" the original thread. Funny, I thought I declared that thread closed DAYS ago.

[Irishman]

White Lightning, for the record, I have tried the explanation thing before. It doesn't always work. How do you illuminate someone who closes his eyes?

I had a college guy describe cash-net caps as "gay". "That is so gay." I tried to get a description from him about just how they were gay, but nothing coherent came out.

Obviously I make allowances for age-related stupidity. Hey, I've been on the other side on other topics. But subtlety in explanation is often missed, so the two-by-four upside the head has the advantage of clarity.

ScOo_guy doesn't strike me as the dumbest schmuck on the board, he's just latched on to his personal theory and won't see around it. I just posted here because I wasn't sure where else to put it.

[minty green]

Whoa! That thread is giving me circumcision flashbacks!

:eek:

[ScOo_gUy]

Aww look, a thread dedicated to me! I'm happy to see that i'm loved. I hope its brotherly love and not the other.

Since there is no specific topic, I guess i'll type this.

Here is a list of connections between albums and movies. I suggest everyone taking a look if you have the resources.

1. Ummagummas studio album cover.
2. Length of Echoes and Jupiter and Beyond the Infinite.
3. Wish You Were Heres pictures. Notice that all of them have a theme of absence. Think of the movie Its A Wonderful Life.
4. The Wall. Pink Floyd are perfectionists. Notice the minus (-) sign on the cd and in the booklet after Comfortably Numb. To synch The Wall with Alice In Wonderland, you must skip the song Comfortably Numb.
5. A Momentary Lapse of Reason. Notice the song Yet Another Movie. Sayonara.
6. The Division Bell. The ape-like structire on the front. The monkeys on Keep Talking and in the midle of the pages, the monkeys are making an ape face. On the back of the cd you see the ape-like structure again. On High Hopes you see a man with a cape. If you have Mind Over Matter: The Images of Pink Floyd look on page 139. Look into the cape, closely. Planet of the Apes.

Also, notice that the synchronicities started after Pink Floyd made their first soundtrack.

Just look at those. Its not too difficult.

[Smeghead]

Hmmm. Looks like FarmerOak was right. We're definitely not in an either/or situation here.

[ScOo_gUy]

smeghead, i'm your aunt. if you were my aunt, i'd be saying, "smeghead, i'm your nephew." But i didn't so that makes me your uncle. I, your uncle, don't liked to be kicked, so, if you kick me, then I shall whip you. What, exactly, is a smeghead?

[Airman Doors, USAF]

...9...8...7...uh oh, here it comes...5...4...

[Esprix]

I see the out patients are out in force tonight...

Esprix

[BooBoo316]

Here we go again...

:rolleyes:

Seems like an endless supply of these guys.

[FarmerOak]

Glad you're back, you little fucker. You're an amusing turd, and I've missed you EVER so much.

Have you not yet got it into your skull that you are a deluded stoner, and that this is a fantasy that you need to let go of before you will ever be allowed to enter polite society?

This thread was dedicated in your name the same way that the Twinkie Defense was named for Dan White. It ain't an honor, you loser.

Take a look.... in this thread AND in the thread that spawned it, NOT ONE PERSON HAS SEEN WHAT YOU ARE TRYING TO SAY. I mean, we all understand how to follow the links, and to interpret the evidence... but NO ONE has interpreted it in your particular twisted stoner fashion.

You do not communicate well. When you are misunderstood because of your poor communication skills, you make personal attacks. When your personal attacks are not well-received, you accuse your detractors of ignorance.

Accusing Dopers of ignorance is not gonna go over well.

In closing, let me take the opportunity to let you know, here in the Pit, what I could not previously tell you:

You suck.
You are a moron.
Your logic is fallacious.
Your mother is a three-dollar whore.
I fucked your mother, and gave her the three dollars, and then cheated her out out of the three dollars by asking her to count all of her dollars.
You are an annoying child who does not bother to listen to what he is told, and probably has about 15 years' worth of crust attached to his butt, inasmuch as he refuses to wipe.
You suck.
You do not express your thoughts coherently.
You are disrespectful to your betters.
You suck.
You do not understand the logic of an argument.

Oh, wow. Four people, including YOU have posted during the composition of this response. ANd STILL, in NEITHER thread, is anyone still stupid enough to buy into the Floyd Crap....


... except for ScumGuy.

[ScOo_gUy]

It kinda makes you wonder why farmer johns wife left him.

[ScOo_gUy]

oh and, i haven't smoked weed for...... 3 days. Also, i fuck your grandmother and grandfather. I like their wrinkles.

[FarmerOak]

It makes you wonder IF my wife left me you little jackass. I never said she DID.

In point of fact, she was taken away in handcuffs. That's a story for another day.

But I look forward to hearing from you.... I really, really do. Every time you postulate, you make me look good. You are my little Straw Man.

(You'll learn of the Straw Man, ad hominem attacks, and cogent arguments wnen and IF you ever get to college, boy. Until then, you are increasing the renown of the Farmer on these boards. Please... don't ever stop.

[Esprix]

Farmer, please, your blood pressure.

He's amusing to toy with, at best. Getting yourself worked up is pointless. Think of him as the infamous Jack Dean Tyler with a different OCD focus, and you'll feel much better about ignoring his inanity.

Truly.

Esprix

[FarmerOak]

Originally posted by Esprix
Farmer, please, your blood pressure.

He's amusing to toy with, at best. Getting yourself worked up is pointless. Think of him as the infamous Jack Dean Tyler with a different OCD focus, and you'll feel much better about ignoring his inanity.

Truly.

Esprix

But, Esprix, I have no idea of whom you speak. Check my posts; I am a newbie.

I'll buy the OCD diagnosis, though. This kid is NOTHING if not focused.

[White Lightning]

Originally posted by Irishman
White Lightning, for the record, I have tried the explanation thing before. It doesn't always work. How do you illuminate someone who closes his eyes?

::hands over ears trying desperately to block out all the noise, shouting across the thread to Irishman::

It doesn't *always* work, but even if only 1 time out of 10 you can make someone actually stop and THINK about what they're saying as opposed to telling them "you're not worth my time" in a huff, then it's worth the effort. If they persist in keeping their eyes closed, well, you gave it a shot, and now you KNOW they're not worth the time. You know?

[FarmerOak]

Originally posted by White Lightning
::hands over ears trying desperately to block out all the noise, shouting across the thread to Irishman::



I spend DAYS and DAYS over a hot keyboard, trying to cook up a nice thread for you, and THEN, when you come back to the site, you decide you want YAHOO!

Well, FINE. From now on, you can cook your own thread!

(FarmerOak runs off, sobbing)

[Dijon Warlock]

Originally posted by FarmerOak
Originally posted by Esprix
Farmer, please, your blood pressure.

He's amusing to toy with, at best. Getting yourself worked up is pointless. Think of him as the infamous Jack Dean Tyler with a different OCD focus, and you'll feel much better about ignoring his inanity.

Truly.

Esprix

But, Esprix, I have no idea of whom you speak. Check my posts; I am a newbie.

I'll buy the OCD diagnosis, though. This kid is NOTHING if not focused.

Hie thee hence to the Search function (but be gentle), and seek out Mr. Tyler. You will not be disappointed. BBQ Pit and Great Debates both have several threads, but you'll have to search back for a year, because they started sometime around last Thanksgiving. I could have sworn that someone compiled a catalogue of them for ATMB, but I couldn't find it. Truly one of the great obsessives to ever grace our humble li'l boards.

[FarmerOak]

Oy, I'm not done dealing with the little fucker we've got here NOW. I'll defer the research until this reprobate is dispatched.

ScumBoy? Any comments? Wanna impugn my family any more? We're all listening, kid.

[SPOOFE]

So, let's see, we have Scooey here, and B&B dancing around with his "may gAyest hoMie Esprick nAZi you be da bad Self hAngin widda fUnk".

Methinks we REALLY need to start culling the stupid, if only to do the universe a favor.

[FarmerOak]

Originally posted by SPOOFE
Methinks we REALLY need to start culling the stupid, if only to do the universe a favor.

I'm not gonna argue with you there, and ScoobeyDoo and BB are the Poster Children for the Smother Them in the Crib Movement. If these children had not had syphilitic whores for mothers, this thread would not have been necessary.

The United States is primarily responsible for the DumbFuck Child Syndrome. We crank out children that are sub-human in most cases, and yet we insist on poviding them with just enough education to make them dangerous to themselves and others, with no values to offset their destructive tendencies. Their sense of entitlement is unprecedented, yet they can't even spell "work ethic," much less grasp the concept. But every fucking one of them can get to the 45th level of HotPants Warehouse: The Quest for Poon, which is both bought and played without the knowledge of their oblivious parents.

Interestingly, parents today are not so much interested in RAISING good children as they are in being CREDITED with having done so. There is a big fat difference. RAISING good children (i.e., those who become responsible adults) means work, sacrifice and discipline. Being CREDITED with having raised good children means defending your rotten turd of a child at all costs, even when he is the most warped fucker ever to walk the Earth since... well, since YOU.

You disinterested fuckers who went out and bred in your twenties, without considering the consequences, and without following up by raising your children in an atmosphere of love, respect and discipline, have raised the most self-centered and venal generation since the Roman Empire.

Congratulations, assholes.

[BooBoo316]

Good point, FarmerOak.

What's really sad is that none of the little darlings has the attention span to read what you just wrote.

[FarmerOak]

'twasn't written for them, BooBoo, but for thee and me.

[McMurphy]

That no-one has leapt on this


I see the out patients are out in force tonight...


As sig line of the week.

Can I have it, esprix? Pretty please?

[Medea's Child]

Oh FarmerOak you are missing some good (well, depending on definition...) some facinating stuff. Go check out Jack Dean Tyler. Seriously. Skoogie has nothing on this guy. Nothing.

[Fiver]

Esprix:I see the out patients are out in force tonight..."Out" in force?

Oh, Esprix, you're so gay!

[kabbes]

Originally posted by SPOOFE
So, let's see, we have Scooey here, and B&B dancing around with his "may gAyest hoMie Esprick nAZi you be da bad Self hAngin widda fUnk".
I could have sworn that I left a mad NaZi GAy thread around these parts somewhere... has anyone seen it?

pan - lose my own head next

[BooBoo316]

kabbes, I think it disappeared about the same time B&B's posting privileges did.

[TwistofFate]

Scoo_guy,

You are simply looking for meanings in Floyd songs and tying them in with movies.

The funniest ( not as in you're funny, but rather your pathetic attempts at forming coherent thoughts amuse me) thing you posted was about The Division Bell.

It has nothing to so with Planet of the Apes.

read this site, as it provides a great theory (with lots of pictures for you to look at!!)
http://www.angelfire.com/co/1x137/enigma.html

Then again, the words might be a little advanced for you.
Would this be more to your level?


See Spot.
See Spot Run.
Run, spot! Run!

See Spunkmop.
See Spunkmop post.
Post spunkmop! Post!

See Spunkmop.
See spunkmop troll!
Troll, Spunkmop! Troll!


See UncleBeer.
See UncleBeer IP-check.
IP-check UncleBeer! IP-check!

See TubaDiva.
See TubaDiva Ban!
Ban, TubaDiva, Ban!

[Captain Amazing]

<looks around furtively>

Personally, I've always believed that Pink Floyd's album "The Wall" synchs pretty well with the movie "Pink Floyd:The Wall"

[SuaSponte]

Originally posted by Captain Amazing
<looks around furtively>

Personally, I've always believed that Pink Floyd's album "The Wall" synchs pretty well with the movie "Pink Floyd:The Wall"

Paranoid freak.

[Protesilaus]

Originally posted by Dijon Warlock
I could have sworn that someone compiled a catalogue of them for ATMB, but I couldn't find it.
Here you go:
The Jack Dean Tyler / JDT / J. Dean Tyler Threads : Bumper Pack Christmas Edition (http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=47631)

[Kayeby]

My name is Sam
Sam I am
I do not like
Green eggs and ham

[FarmerOak]

Thanks for the links, you guys. This guy Tyler IS an even bigger asshole than ScoobeyDooGuy, and that's definitely world-class!

But he did give me an excellent name for a band: The Seriously Degraded Penises.

[ENugent]

FarmerOak, that post in combination with your .sig made me laugh out loud. Thanks!

[FarmerOak]

De nada, ENugent. BTW, I am currently catching up on your scintillating debate about the Constitution. These threads certainly clarify the meaning of the advice about teaching pigs to sing.

[Irishman]

White Lightning, the thing is, I really did start this thread to clue ScOo_guy in on the very topic. I guess putting it in The Pit ensured everyone else would dump their hatred here. But really, this was my (apparently failed) attempt to get Scooey to engage the topic. Like I said, two by fours.

But apparently he's not bright enough to realize that, and returned to the topic of the killed thread in columns. Hey, this thread wasn't, originally anyway, about Pink Floyd or movie synchronizations - it was about the use of gay to mean stupid.

So I try again (a little more obviously):

ScOo_guy, what's the deal with equating gay and stupid?

Also, your comments to smeghead were incoherent.

[Esprix]

Originally posted by McMurphy

Can I have it, esprix? Pretty please?

Sorry - that's a Tom Lehrer line, I can't take credit.

Esprix

[Winnowill]

I was just impressed by the fact that he hasn't smoked weed in THREE WHOLE DAYS!!! DUDE!!! Such restraint! A model citizen, to be sure.

What movie does "The Final Cut" sync with? Wait...let me guess..."Guns of Navarrone"? "Bridge Over the River Kwai"? What about "Animals"?

Farmer, you're good people. Welcome!

[Smeghead]

Originally posted by ScOo_gUy
smeghead, i'm your aunt. if you were my aunt, i'd be saying, "smeghead, i'm your nephew." But i didn't so that makes me your uncle. I, your uncle, don't liked to be kicked, so, if you kick me, then I shall whip you. What, exactly, is a smeghead?

I think I speak for us all when I say, "huh?" You're my aunt? What the hell is that supposed to mean? I'm not even going to bother trying to figure out the rest until I get past that initial quandry.

Methinks you should try for up to a week or two without the herb before attempting another post.

See sig.

[ScOo_gUy]

Dear or dear twist,

--you wrote--You are simply looking for meanings in Floyd songs and tying them in with movies.

The funniest ( not as in you're funny, but rather your pathetic attempts at forming coherent thoughts amuse me) thing you posted was about The Division Bell.

It has nothing to so with Planet of the Apes.


-your dad (me)--

What I said about The Division Bell art is what it is. I got it from the person who thought them up, fuck face. If you turn your volume up real load after the song High Hopes, you'll hear a conversation between a little boy and a man. What the hell does that have to do with anything on the album? Charlie??? Whos that? Thats all dildo boy.



farmerjohn, what the hell is the time cube? If you thought i was a fuckin loonie, check out johns homepage at http://www.timecube.com .


--jadailey typed--
I was just impressed by the fact that he hasn't smoked weed in THREE WHOLE DAYS!!! DUDE!!! Such restraint! A model citizen, to be sure.

What movie does "The Final Cut" sync with? Wait...let me guess..."Guns of Navarrone"? "Bridge Over the River Kwai"? What about "Animals"?

Farmer, you're good people. Welcome!


--me-- I bet you've never smoked weed, have you? The Final Cut is synched with The Longest Day. Isn't that a Kubrick film? Animals is synched with Casablanca.


--Irishman wrote-- ScOo_guy, what's the deal with equating gay and stupid?

Also, your comments to smeghead were incoherent.



You'd have to be a kid to understand. My comments to smeghead were incoherent? Thanks dad. Oh, did you get syphilis from fucking her? Better watch out next time you come over. I wonder how John found she had syphilis..... Maybe he fucked her and he got it, wait. Didn't he say he did? Thats sick john. John? Whats in a name? Isn't a john a place where you take a shit? I think it is. For now on, john will be called........shit.


--to shit--
"You disinterested fuckers who went out and bred in your twenties, without considering the consequences, and without following up by raising your children in an atmosphere of love, respect and discipline, have raised the most self-centered and venal generation since the Roman Empire.

Congratulations, assholes."

That was beautiful, shit. And you should know, because why? Well, you know everything. You're perfect. Your mother was perfect. Your daddy (me) is perfect.

I'm still very happy that a thread was dedicated to me. Thanks guys, this means a lot.

[FarmerOak]

Please, by all means, friends, check out "my" homepage at http://www.timecube.com .

Of course, astute readers will note that this was Weird Earl's pick a few days ago (a pick for which the Farmer, sadly, was NOT given the credit he so richly deserved.)

The rest of ScumGuy's post was, if possible, even more loopy than usual. Think he fell off the hemp wagon?

[Winnowill]

Originally posted by ScOo_gUy
--me-- I bet you've never smoked weed, have you?
What on earth has that got to do with anything?

The Final Cut is synched with The Longest Day. Isn't that a Kubrick film? Animals is synched with Casablanca.
Okay - he's starting to make shit up, now.

So what you're saying is that, through 20+ years, several different leader and personnel changes, Pink Floyd still synched every single album they produced with a movie? Dave Gilmour, whose overall dislike for Roger Waters is pretty well known, (and vice versa) continued in this tradition even so? I mean - the two of them were never in the same ROOM during the production of "The Final Cut." I sincerely doubt they'd have put the substantial effort required into sync-ing it up with a movie together.

Explain how this makes sense. Don't just say "that's how it is," which thus far is all you've done. In BOTH threads. Explain how this could possibly have come about given the range of personalities involved.

Is the next Floyd album going to be sync-ed with "Eyes Wide Shut?"

[Smeghead]

On second thought, doofus, don't bother trying to respond to the questions in my last post. I already have a headache.

[DaveW]

ScOo_gUy wrote:The Final Cut is synched with The Longest Day. Isn't that a Kubrick film?Check for yourself:

http://us.imdb.com/Credits?0056197

Or look here:

http://us.imdb.com/Name?Kubrick,+Stanley

I don't see Casablanca or The Wizard of Oz on that list, either.

What I said about The Division Bell art is what it is. I got it from the person who thought them up, fuck face.You might consider thinking for yourself, instead of letting others do it for you.

If you turn your volume up real load after the song High Hopes, you'll hear a conversation between a little boy and a man. What the hell does that have to do with anything on the album? Charlie??? Whos that?And what the hell does it have to do with Planet of the Apes (another non-Kubrick film)?

Also, notice that the synchronicities started after Pink Floyd made their first soundtrack.Which implies that the synchs are more than just synchs, they're 'soundtracks' of some sort. Well, Dark Side of the Moon makes a lousy soundtrack for The Wizard of Oz.

To synch The Wall with Alice In Wonderland, you must skip the song Comfortably Numb.That will depend, I'm sure, on which Alice in Wonderland you're talking about:

http://us.imdb.com/Tsearch?alice+in+wonderland

The 1903 version? 1915? The TV series? Which? Kubrick, by the way, doesn't appear to have been involved with any of them.

[ScOo_gUy]

The time cube isn't real. You have no evidence, shit. And you can't tell me to watch it and find out, because thats not evidence. Its all just a bunch of shit, shit. I bet your wifes a whore. "I had a wife like you once." AH ha, fucker. I'M WEARING A CARDBOARD BELT! Ah hahahah, thats funny shit, shit. Did you make that up yourself, or did someone help ya?


Time Cube is above academic comprehension.
Universities equate doomed Towers of Babble.
Time Cube debate will expose academic scams,
so academia must "ignore" debate at all costs.
Students denied the right to debate Time Cube.
Educators are evil to deny Time Cube debate.
Academic ignoring of Time Cube equates evil.
Word worship educators beget stupid students.
Students are brainwashed and do not know it.
Students are taught to be stupid and don't care.
Word is the most effective tool of enslavement.
Stupid students believe any crap they're taught.
Stupid students unable to evaluate Time Cube.
Students ignore Time Cube, attack messenger.


Tell me shit, do you watch star trek a lot? I bet you do. I bet you have your friend come over and you have a party. You and him break open the non-alcholic beer and get drunk. Am I right?

"Scientists and gods created evil 1 corner Day."
Did they now?


"Education corrupts your mentality to know this."
So i'd have to be stupid to understand? Ohh, ok.

"Evil educators outlaw student Time Cube debate. "
Evil educators!?!? I knew it!!! Its the government. They're behind it all!!!


"Gene is The Greatest Thinker and Wisest Human."
Gene's a fuck face.


"You were educated stupid
and evil by evil educators.
Do you enjoy being stupid?
Time Cube ignorance is evil.
Demand Time Cube debate
in all academic institutions.
You do not have the "guts"
to seek Time Cube "Truth".
Academia is a religious cult
empowerment of self word.
Academic word 'rots' brain.
Can you explain Time Cube?
If not, your brain has rotted.
Educators are evil bastards
who fear Time Cube debate.
Evil men ignore Time Cube.
Teachers ignore Time Cube.
Teachers deserve a hanging.
My name is Gene Ray. Not
even a god can deny that I
have squared the circle of a
static Earth and cubed the
Earth sphere by rotating it
once to a dynamic Time or
Life Cube. Only a false god
or academically brainwashed
indoctrinated mindless moron
would deny that the Earth
lacks the top and bottom, the
front and back, and 2-sides
physical dimensions of a Cube
that spirals a 4-season quad
helix around the Sun - creating
a swirling of 4 simultaneous
years as in a separately created
year for each of 4 seasons.
Man is the only evil animal.
Man is the only word animal.
Word equates instituted evil.
Word adultism is anti-child.
A 'word god' can be erased.
Word brings a Babel curse.
Get ready for armageddon.
Beliefs equate pornography,
for they coexist on the web.
There is no damn word god.
Truth is physical, word a lie.
It is what you do, not utter.
Without deed, word starves.
Word god lends not a hand."

LMFAO............ok dude.
I'm evil because i ignore the time cube. WEEEEEEeeeEEEeeeEEEeeeeeeW!!! Word is real, you are fake. Word eats you.
You die.
Word pisses on your dead, decaying body, filled with maggots and puss.
Word eats maggots and licks puss, then shits on, shit.

But guys remember, if you're smart, you're stupid. According to the ever so fucked up....TIME CUBE!!!





































and you thought i was fucked up.































bum bump, bum bump, bum bump, There is no dark side of the moon really, in fact, its all dark. bum bump, bum bump.

[FarmerOak]

Taunt Gene Ray at your peril, bub. The man's a stone-cold GENIUS.

See, most Dopers are capable of appreciating the goofiness of the Timecube. Inasmuch as you are NOT a true Doper, but merely an interloping troll, I cannot explain the meaning of "irony" to you. Nor shall I try.

And I can't explain the cardboard belt reference to you. It comes from the funniest movie in the history of cinema, and everybody who needs to get it, gets it.

And NO, it's not synched to ANYTHING. Although there ARE some delightful little songs in it.

[Ayesha]

Oh this one is lovely isn't he.
Tell me how does your mother feel about you referring to a woman you have never met or even heard of a whore ?
Tell you what let me know if you're going to be in Houston anytime soon. I'll give you twenty bucks bucks to walk up to my husband and tell him I'm one. The LIONsob hasn't had a chance to play with a mouse in a long time.


:wally

[ScOo_gUy]

ah, hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I read the rest of you site, shit. I was wrong about you, you are a funny man. For real. Even I can't make up that shit you made up.

"Educators teach stupidity &
evil. You learned both well.
You are evil word worshiper."


LOL.... (zombiefied) Yes.....I worship word.....


"Educators are flat-out liars."
Holy shit, shit. So you mean 1+1 doesn't equal 2?!?!?!
No, its not true!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

"-1 x -1=+1 is stupid and evil. "

AH AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

I really did laugh that time.


"Evil 1 day Biblekills children."
Oh yes, I saw that on the news the other day. It was quite terrible to see such a thing. The bible, it just....well, it just lept up, and started choking a little infant with its pagemarker. It was........scary.


"I have found 3 more 24 hour
days on Earth that educators
refuse to let you know about."
No way!!! Is that why summer, winter, spring, and fall always arrive the same time, every year???


"Brainwashed & indoctrinated,
you were educated stupid and
evil."

I was. really, i was.



"Time Cube = Highest Order.
Time Cube = 'godless Truth'.
Time Cube damns academia
by rotating 4-corners of life."

ScOo_gUy = higher than time cube.
I shit upon the time cube.


"Any
educator who allows Time
Cube debate will most likely
be fired or killed by religious
zealot brethren who staff and
control all academic schools. "

Oh my!!!


"Name 1 Time Cube debating
school on all of the Earth."
Wait, you could be right !!! I think you're on to something here !!! Or maybe it could be that the time cube is just a bunch of bullshit from a dumbshit. Yeah, i think the last one is right.


(to other posters) You guys should really check his site out!!! Is groovy, man! (i'm sure thats what he was thinking when he made it)


He look everyone!!! I'm wearing a cardboard belt!!! Ah hahahaha!!! Get it??? Its cardboard!!! Ah, hehehehe!!! We (kids) have a word for someone like you. The word is, fucking psycho. Ah, hahahahaha, get it??? Its not a word (which, by the way, are EVIL!!!), its a words. Words, ah hahehehe. Evil, they are, evil. Thanks master Yoda.


All in all, i'm not the raving loonie, its shit. Also, your posts go to show that you all are immature. Swearing at a little kid. You should be ashamed of yourselfs.


I'M STILL WAERING A CARDBOARD BELT!!! E, HEHEHEHAHA!

[Ogre]

but can we please get rid of this insect? He has not contributed one intelligent sentence, much less one intelligent idea, to any discussion. He's consistently been abusive and immature.

Not that my vote matters at all, of course, but both my thumbs are down.

I think this child is who Jester had in mind.

[Winnowill]

Notice, Ladies and Gentlemen, that yet another request for specific information has been ignored (namely, mine above) in favor of making fun of another poster. Perhaps he's hoping we'll forget that the request was made?

Give it up, bub. Ain't gonna happen on THIS board.

[Airman Doors, USAF]

His posts remind me of the label on a bottle of Dr. Bronner's soap.

Be gone, troll. You bother me.

[ScOo_gUy]

I'm still happy you guys dedicated this thread to me!

[FarmerOak]

How can we hope for peace in our time, when even the Ogre and a Troll can't get along? :)

jadailey, thanks for the welcome earlier, sorry it too me so long to respond. I hope you're not holding your breath while you wait for this lobotomite to give you an answer. He's still trying to wrap his mind around the concepts of the TimeCube AND develop his particular brand of witty repartee at the expense of the Farmer.

I didn't think it would be so easy to disable his central core... reminds me of how easy it was for Kirk and his crew in "I, Mudd" from Star Trek: The Original Series. Episode #41, if you must know. :)

And did THAT answer your question, ScumBoy?

His posts remind me of the label on a bottle of Dr. Bronner's soap.

Awww, Doors, you know better than to leave us hanging:
http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a3_386.html

[Airman Doors, USAF]

You know what, FarmerOak?

I think you're gonna be OK. Keep up the good work. :)

[Alessan]

Originally posted by ScOo_gUy
I'm still happy you guys dedicated this thread to me!

That's like a zit feeling proud that someone took the time to pop it.

[FarmerOak]

Originally posted by Airman Doors, USAF
You know what, FarmerOak?

I think you're gonna be OK. Keep up the good work. :)

Thanks, dude. Not bad for an old Jarhead, eh?

[ScOo_gUy]

--jadailey--
"So what you're saying is that, through 20+ years, several different leader and personnel changes, Pink Floyd still synched every single album they produced with a movie? Dave Gilmour, whose overall dislike for Roger Waters is pretty well known, (and vice versa) continued in this tradition even so? I mean - the two of them were never in the same ROOM during the production of "The Final Cut." I sincerely doubt they'd have put the substantial effort required into sync-ing it up with a movie together.

Explain how this makes sense. Don't just say "that's how it is," which thus far is all you've done. In BOTH threads. Explain how this could possibly have come about given the range of personalities involved. "


--me--
No, i don't mean that. You see, the synchronicities started after Pink Floyd made their first soundtrack. Syd Barrett wasn't in the band anymore. And through a long time, only 1 leader has quit, Roger Waters. Dave Gilmour doesn't really hate Roger Waters. Nor does Roger Waters hate David Gilmour. (And they were in the same room together during the recording of The Final Cut.) During his "In The Flesh" tour, (Roger) after the song Wish You Were Here, he said "How I wish they were here." Meaning, of course, Pink Floyd (not the bassist, probably).




--DaveW--

"I don't see Casablanca or The Wizard of Oz on that list, either."

--me--
Point is..........


--davew--
You might consider thinking for yourself, instead of letting others do it for you.

--me--
ok, i'll make up my own interpretations, and not the person who created the images.

--davy--
And what the hell does it have to do with Planet of the Apes (another non-Kubrick film)?


--me--
its synched with it.



--dork--

quote:
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Also, notice that the synchronicities started after Pink Floyd made their first soundtrack.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Which implies that the synchs are more than just synchs, they're 'soundtracks' of some sort. Well, Dark Side of the Moon makes a lousy soundtrack for The Wizard of Oz.

--me--
it might be quite lousy to you, maybe because you don't like Pink Floyds music, or maybe you don't like the movie. Or maybe (probably) you haven't even watched the synch and you're making shit up. Kinda lkke on this shit site http://www.timecube.com



--davie--

quote:
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
To synch The Wall with Alice In Wonderland, you must skip the song Comfortably Numb.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

That will depend, I'm sure, on which Alice in Wonderland you're talking about: The 1903 version? 1915? The TV series? Which? Kubrick, by the way, doesn't appear to have been involved with any of them.



--me-- The 1951 Disney animated classic.
Oh, and why do you have this crazy idea that every album is synched with only Kubrick films? Did i ever type that?



-shit-
Taunt Gene Ray at your peril, bub. The man's a stone-cold GENIUS.

See, most Dopers are capable of appreciating the goofiness of the Timecube. Inasmuch as you are NOT a true Doper, but merely an interloping troll, I cannot explain the meaning of "irony" to you. Nor shall I try.

And I can't explain the cardboard belt reference to you. It comes from the funniest movie in the history of cinema, and everybody who needs to get it, gets it.

And NO, it's not synched to ANYTHING. Although there ARE some delightful little songs in it.


__________________


I'M WEARING A CARDBOARD BELT!


--me-- why didn't you say anything in your defense about your fucked up site?



--Ayesha--
Oh this one is lovely isn't he.
Tell me how does your mother feel about you referring to a woman you have never met or even heard of a whore ?
Tell you what let me know if you're going to be in Houston anytime soon. I'll give you twenty bucks bucks to walk up to my husband and tell him I'm one. The LIONsob hasn't had a chance to play with a mouse in a long time.


--me-- i'd whip you husband so bad..... You know why? Because i'm only a kid. And kids are stronger than everyone else. (and because your husband is a puss face)


--shit--I didn't think it would be so easy to disable his central core... reminds me of how easy it was for Kirk and his crew in "I, Mudd" from Star Trek: The Original Series. Episode #41, if you must know.


--me-- "cough" nerd. Oops, did i type that out loud??? So uh, shit. Do you think that in the next show of star trek, that the super-flux capacitater will help the kryptonites? I sure hope so!


I'm up above the time cube. I'm smarter than gene. Compared to me, gene is a retard. He rides the short bus to work. You know which one, the one with a lot of exits.


Cardboard belt!

[FarmerOak]

I yield the floor to my colleagues, reserving the right to speak again when I stop laughing.

[ScOo_gUy]

time cube is stupid. gene is stupid. i piss upon both of them. Or am i stupid? I worship the word. I was taught by stupid teachers who were too stupid to get their teaching degree. I guess farmers mother is stupid too. and his wife. and his daddy.

[Sterra]

So, how about dem apples?

[Airman Doors, USAF]

Originally posted by ScOo_gUy
time cube is stupid. gene is stupid. i piss upon both of them.

And I fart in your general direction.

Or am i stupid?

Yep.

I worship the word.

Great. Not just an idiot, but a fundie idiot.

I was taught by stupid teachers who were too stupid to get their teaching degree.

I'm beginning to suspect homeschooling.

I guess farmers mother is stupid too. and his wife. and his daddy.

:rolleyes: Dude, why won't you just go the fuck away?

[Winnowill]

No, i don't mean that. You see, the synchronicities started after Pink Floyd made their first soundtrack. Syd Barrett wasn't in the band anymore. And through a long time, only 1 leader has quit, Roger Waters. Dave Gilmour doesn't really hate Roger Waters. Nor does Roger Waters hate David Gilmour. (And they were in the same room together during the recording of The Final Cut.) During his "In The Flesh" tour, (Roger) after the song Wish You Were Here, he said "How I wish they were here." Meaning, of course, Pink Floyd (not the bassist, probably).

Cite, please? Oh, sorry. I forgot. Random conjecture presented as fact, as usual.

So why did Waters sue Gilmour et al for use of the Pink Floyd name? Why not just stay with the band? Other artists have done solo stuff during down time. HE wanted to be Pink Floyd. HE didn't think Gilmour deserved it, since he hadn't been around as long (never mind Mason & Wright). Wright, you may notice, does not appear on "The Final Cut." Why? He, too, could not stand to be around Waters. When Waters left, he returned. (BTW - Waters sued BEFORE Wright's return.)

'Course, none of this matters. I don't care whether the supposed syncs exist or not, and I'm certainly not going to waste my time and effort experimenting. I saw Dex's trial, and I read David B's treatise when it originally appeared. I'm interested to know how you can defend your position given this evidence and the fact, that, as mentioned before, nobody else has agreed with you.

FarmerOak, rest assured, I'm not waiting for a coherent response. I'm just amused by the squirmings I see as he tries to avoid giving one. ;)

Oh, and Scummy? You mess with Ayesha at your own peril.

BTW - if you must quote - PLEASE use the quote button at the bottom of the post you're quoting. As I did here. Makes it so much easier for the rest of us. Of course, if you're so smart, you can figure out the coding on your own.

[Smeghead]

Originally posted by ScOo_gUy
The time cube isn't real. You have no evidence, shit. And you can't tell me to watch it and find out, because thats not evidence. Its all just a bunch of shit, shit.

All together now: WHOOOOOSH!!!

[Esprix]

Anybody know how to get various kitty stains out of a carpet - hairballs, urine/spraying, yak, stuff like that? I'm helping someone renovate their house and she's got 32 cats, and needless to say the bedroom is a mess. We're renting a carpet cleaner, but I'm more interested in learning how to get things out spot-by-spot, for future reference.

Anyone?

Esprix

[FarmerOak]

Originally posted by Smeghead


All together now: WHOOOOOSH!!!

Awww, Smeg, not YET. The little turd HONESTLY BELIEVES that that's my homepage! Can't I have a LITTLE fun here?

Wow. I got called a nerd by a teenage virgin with delusions of adequacy. My entire life experience to date, invalidated with one cutting remark direct from the Cool Kids' Table in the cafeteria. How EVER shall I go on?

Please, ScOo_gUy... tell me how to be cool. I'll be your bestest friend EVER. I'll subscribe to every paranoid fantasy and crackpot theory you come up with, just let me in The Cool Kids' Club.

To my new friends on the SDMB: I hate to abandon you like this, but if my new friend ScOo_gUy can get me In With the In Crowd, then I'm outta here faster than a fat kid in a dodgeball game.

Esprix: Never seen you post off-topic like that, but, IMHO, you need to take whatever money you were gonna spend on a carpet cleaner, and spend it on the first, second and third therapy sessions for your friend who has, if I read your post correctly, 32 goddamn cats.

[Theios]

Originally posted by Esprix
Anybody know how to get various kitty stains out of a carpet - hairballs, urine/spraying, yak, stuff like that? I'm helping someone renovate their house and she's got 32 cats, and needless to say the bedroom is a mess. We're renting a carpet cleaner, but I'm more interested in learning how to get things out spot-by-spot, for future reference.

Anyone?

Esprix




Well, if you had left it at the hairballs and cat yak, you'd been fine with spot remover and the carpet cleaner. But you mention spraying/urine. Good luck. You might as well rip the carpet up and put some kind of sealer on the wood beneath it. That stuff is potent.

That's why I plan on burning my house down when I move, and only have 10 cats. It'd be easier than cleaning it.

[Ayesha]

Sonny boy why don't you give it up and go night night ? Every year we have little kiddles like you come here and think that because they have a computer they should just say whatever comes to mind no matter how stupid or childish. Wrong. They should spend some time lurking and learning what this place is about and what kind of people are here.

This does not apply to all young people who post here, I have met some amazing teens here, kids I am proud to know. Who have a brain and use it. So far you have not shown yourself to be one of those. Why not follow their lead ? If you are going to argue at least do so using facts, not personal attacks on people's family members.


One last thing, the child opened his mouth and spewed "--me-- i'd whip you husband so bad..... You know why? Because i'm only a kid. And kids are stronger than everyone else. (and because your husband is a puss face) "

Hmmm, you know he has been accused of being many things, but never a puss face. I will say this much, at least he knows what to do with a puss when I put it in his face.

Now why don't you run along until you learn to play nicely ?
Or at least to wipe your own chin, we don't have time to keep showing you where all the drool is.

Ayesha , who is actually in a pretty good mood. And for that you should be very glad.

[Esprix]

Originally posted by FarmerOak

Esprix: Never seen you post off-topic like that...

It's called a hijack, dear. Work with us.

... IMHO, you need to take whatever money you were gonna spend on a carpet cleaner, and spend it on the first, second and third therapy sessions for your friend who has, if I read your post correctly, 32 goddamn cats.

Yes, well, she was a rescue worker, and all these cats have feline leukemia or AIDS, and nobody wanted them. How could she turn them down? They are all the most loving, affectionate cats I've ever seen. And, surprisingly, the house does not smell like there are 32 cats living there.

Originally posted by Theios

That's why I plan on burning my house down when I move, and only have 10 cats. It'd be easier than cleaning it.[/quote]

:D Sounds like a plan! I do have friends that swear by Febreeze - does it work?

Esprix

[FarmerOak]

Hey, don't get me wrong, Esprix... I love my cats. But 32 seems... excessive.

And count me as one of the people who swears by the sychronized healing powers of Febreze. But you've DEFINITELY got your work cut out for you.

BTW, in the spirit of your hijack, I am currently reading all the JDT threads. You are one funny dude. Did you move to San Diego yet? We can use some more like you down here.

[Esprix]

Try to keep up, dear - I moved to San Diego six months ago (and am loving it so far). But thank you for the kind compliment, and I will definitely find out if she has a 55 gallon drum of Febreeze on hand!

I'm also helping her renovate her house - who knew I could be this butch? :D

Esprix

[FarmerOak]

Originally posted by Esprix
Try to keep up, dear - I moved to San Diego six months ago (and am loving it so far). But thank you for the kind compliment, and I will definitely find out if she has a 55 gallon drum of Febreeze on hand!

I'm also helping her renovate her house - who knew I could be this butch? :D

Esprix

Too funny! Sorry, I haven't gotten through all of Jack-Off's threads yet. Thank GOD I stayed home from work today, or I wouldn't have gotten this vital info.

Glad you made it to San Diego. We must have a beer. You can give me all the Dope on local Dopers, etc. I like you.

[Rudy Boesch Voice]
But not in a homosexual way.
[/Rudy Boesch Voice]

[Esprix]

There has been talk of doing a DiegoDopefest, but so far I know of only two who have gotten together (sadly, without me). I was, however, part of the first Philadelphia Dopefest (Hi, hedra!), also of two people. ;)

And, dear, everyone likes me. It's a blessing and a curse...

Esprix

[FarmerOak]

Originally posted by Esprix
There has been talk of doing a DiegoDopefest

I am SO there, dude. I'll bring the non-alcoholic beer.

[Pyrrho12]

Esprix- I don't have cats, but when I was house training my rabbits I found that windex worked great for removing "accidents" from the floors. And unlike vinegar, it doesn't leave a sour scent which could convince the rabbits that this is the correct place to pee. Rabbits can't throw up so I've never had a problem with hair balls, though kangchongie likes to pluck fur off her belly and tries to build nests with it. That's pretty disgusting.

At my SO's school once a young girl once brought in a patch of wool-like material. She was rubbing it against her face and commenting on how soft it was. SES asked what she had, and the girl explained that her rabbit had given it to her... it was a patch of sofa upholstery that the bunny had gnawed off! Gross!

[Weirddave]

Originally posted by Captain Amazing
<looks around furtively>

Personally, I've always believed that Pink Floyd's album "The Wall" synchs pretty well with the movie "Pink Floyd:The Wall"

No way, man. They left "When the Tigers broke free" off of the soundtrack. The trick here is that song must be included and split to synch with that movie! However, if you play "Young lust" at 78 RPM, skip "outside the Wall" and replace "Vera" with "the Ballad of the Green Berets", the album matches up perfectly with " The Perils of Gwendolyn in the land of the Yik-Yak" Try it, you'll be amazed!

[waterj2]

I will reiterate again that it is impossible for The Wall to have any clues in the lyrics sheet that indicate a synch, as the lyrics sheets were printed before the order of the songs was decided. Look at the lyrics sheet for the album, "Hey You" is in a completely different spot, and there is a song called "What Shall We Do Now" also included.

It is simply not possible for the album to have been made to synch to any movie, because when everything was written and recorded before it was known what order it would be played in.

Likewise, as I have patiently tried to pound into your thick skull in the other thread, everything that is known about how Dark Side was written, recorded, and mixed indicates that it was not done to synch with any movie. You have not addressed these issues, but only assert more coincidences, clues, and synchs involving other albums, never providing any evidence that any of the other synchs have ever been noticed by someone other than you.

You have also never provided any explanation of why Pink Floyd would synch albums to movies when it was impossible for anyone to experience it. Or why NO ONE involved with the production of a Pink Floyd album since Meddle has ever admitted it. Or why, if they wanted to keep it secret, they included clues in the album covers.

You do what all conspiracy theorists do, and ignore evidence that would absolutely disprove you theory, and try to hold ground on smaller pieces of evidence, and constantly mention new "curious" coincidences. You are not interested in rational debate. In short, you are utterly and completely full of shit.

And that's when you're trying to be intelligent. Other times, you seem to be an incoherent moron.

[Weirddave]

I went back to the thread linked in the OP and found this little gem, posted by ScOo_gUy:

[/quote]I usually make fun of people and change the subject when they've struck a nerve and when i know i'm wrong. [/quote]

I guess now we know, huh?

[SPOOFE]

Wow. He's still going. He must've sat down on a couple energizer batteries with enough force that they were sucked into his rectal orifice, launched along his spinal column, and lodged in his brain. It would explain his long-lastingness and his seeming inability to form coherent thought.

[hardygrrl]

Why do I get the feeling that Scoo is now laying face down with a crumpled lunch bag and an empty can of Scotchgard next to him?


Don't huff and post,Sparky.

[Michael Ellis]

Originally posted by Esprix
Try to keep up, dear - I moved to San Diego six months ago (and am loving it so far).

Good lord, I just moved out of San Diego last month!

Which part are you living in, just out of curiosity?

Also, if you like films, go to Kensington Video on Adams Ave. They've got a huge (seriously, it's amazing) selection of movies, and the owners are wonderful.

[FarmerOak]

I'm in North County myself.

[Michael Ellis]

Originally posted by FarmerOak
I'm in North County myself.


I was living in Coronado (or as I call it, The Village (minus the weather balloons and Patrick McGoohan, of course).

Now I'm living in Smartville, near Grass Valley, and except for having no local video rental store, I'm wonderful.

[FarmerOak]

Originally posted by Michael Ellis

Now I'm living in Smartville

Wow, Smartville? I bet the schools are GREAT.

Who's the village idiot? Einstein?

Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week. Tip your waitress. Try the veal.

[samclem]

waterj2 said Likewise, as I have patiently tried to pound into your thick skull in the other thread, everything that is known about how Dark Side was written, recorded, and mixed indicates that it was not done to synch with any movie Does the expression, "trying to fit 10 pounds of shit into a 5 pound bag" sound appropriate here? The only change that need be made would be "trying to pour 10 pounds of knowledge into a 5 pound container designed to hold shit."

Alessan said That's like a zit feeling proud that someone took the time to pop it. Any self-respecting zit would be offended by your comparison. ;)

[Michael Ellis]

Originally posted by FarmerOak
Originally posted by Michael Ellis

Now I'm living in Smartville

Wow, Smartville? I bet the schools are GREAT.

Who's the village idiot? Einstein?

Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week. Tip your waitress. Try the veal.

And people thought my subwoofer joke was bad. :D

[ScOo_gUy]

--you typed--So why did Waters sue Gilmour et al for use of the Pink Floyd name? Why not just stay with the band? Other artists have done solo stuff during down time. HE wanted to be Pink Floyd. HE didn't think Gilmour deserved it, since he hadn't been around as long (never mind Mason & Wright). Wright, you may notice, does not appear on "The Final Cut." Why? He, too, could not stand to be around Waters. When Waters left, he returned. (BTW - Waters sued BEFORE Wright's return.)

--me--
Sue? He didn't sue Gilmour. He didn't want the use of the Pink Floyd name either. Next time read and find out some information before posting stupid shit.

--jadailey--
"Oh, and Scummy? You mess with Ayesha at your own peril."

--me-- Oh, thanks dude.


--FarmerShit--

"Please, ScOo_gUy... tell me how to be cool. I'll be your bestest friend EVER. I'll subscribe to every paranoid fantasy and crackpot theory you come up with, just let me in The Cool Kids' Club.

To my new friends on the SDMB: I hate to abandon you like this, but if my new friend ScOo_gUy can get me In With the In Crowd, then I'm outta here faster than a fat kid in a dodgeball game. "


--me--
I'm sorry farmershit, but you're not cool like me. So that means that you can't join the cool kids club, sorry.


--Ayesha--
"Sonny boy why don't you give it up and go night night ? Every year we have little kiddles like you come here and think that because they have a computer they should just say whatever comes to mind no matter how stupid or childish. Wrong. They should spend some time lurking and learning what this place is about and what kind of people are here."


--me--
I guess you're right mom. I should have come here and observed the people here. If I did that, then I would have know that you all are as childish as me. Or even more, than me. Calling me a little fucker, and saying you'll beat my ass. Tsk tsk....

--ayesha--
"This does not apply to all young people who post here, I have met some amazing teens here, kids I am proud to know. Who have a brain and use it. So far you have not shown yourself to be one of those. Why not follow their lead ? If you are going to argue at least do so using facts, not personal attacks on people's family members.'


--me--
Was I not being nice, having plenty of evidence when I first started posting here? I believe I was and did. Then farmer got angry because of some unknown reason. He hasn't even seen any of they synchs and he knows that they weren't intentional. Hmmmm..... And he can't be wrong. Because he believes in the.......TIME CUBE!!! Tell me, farmershit, do you even like Pink Floyd?

[Winnowill]

Originally posted by Esprix
Try to keep up, dear - I moved to San Diego six months ago (and am loving it so far). But thank you for the kind compliment, and I will definitely find out if she has a 55 gallon drum of Febreeze on hand!

I'm also helping her renovate her house - who knew I could be this butch? :D

Esprix

Febreeze covers it up - it doesn't last. There is a product on the market called "See Spot Go" - it comes in an aerosol type can. This stuff rules. It actually breaks down the compound rather than just covering up the odor. It isn't cheap, but it's worth the price.

ScOo-gUy - when you prove that you can post without use of insults that add nothing to the point at hand, I'll respond to your assertions.

[Miller]

What bugs me about Scoo_Guy the most is that he's trying to take away the coolest part of the Dark Side/Oz synch: that it's a total coincidence. Yes, I've tried it, and yes it works (sort of), but if this was the result of intentional effort...well, they could have done a better job. As a coincidence, it's pretty cool. As a deliberate act, its slip-shod and cruddy. Not at all up to Pink Floyd's usual standards.

Hey, you know what else synchs pretty well? Julie Taymor's Titus and the soundtrack to The Wedding Singer. 'Strewth!

[Theios]

Well, here's what I about cat/dog whiz on the carpet.

I find the exact location of the "accident" and soak it in lots of water. You want to get the urine back into a liquid state all the way down through the padding. Then I throw some towels over the area and walk over it a few times to try and soak up the water and the urine. Walking on the towels seems to get more water out of the carpet padding. I do this once or twice depending on how bad the area is "polluted".

Then I soak the area in something like Simple Solution or another pet product designed to break down pet odors. Let that sit for several hours so it soaks into the padding. (Walking on it helps get it down to the pad) Then throw some towels on it and walk on it for a bit. After it all dries, the smell is usually gone.


Hope that helps. You may want to have "Dark Side of the Moon" playing in the background, but I'm not sure. You might want to ask ScOo about that. He might know of an albulm that works better on cat urine.

[Winnowill]

Originally posted by Theios

Then I soak the area in something like Simple Solution or another pet product designed to break down pet odors. Let that sit for several hours so it soaks into the padding. (Walking on it helps get it down to the pad) Then throw some towels on it and walk on it for a bit. After it all dries, the smell is usually gone.


Simple Solution is great for getting out the odor and organic stains, but you have to be really careful that you soak it all up. Otherwise, you wind up with a nice yellow discoloration that NOTHING but steam cleaning will remove.

[iampunha]

Originally posted by Airman Doors, USAF
I was taught by stupid teachers who were too stupid to get their teaching degree.

I'm beginning to suspect homeschooling.


That is the single fucking funniest thing I've read since . . . well, the last funniest thing I read.

Mind if I use that as my sig? My current one is getting old . . . probably got old after about the first week. And you really can never be in too many sigs:)

Oh, and Scoo_guy: why don't you go back to licking the shit off your fingers instead of infesting this board with the stuff?

[Ayesha]

Junior, you are a liar, I never once called you a little fucker. In fact I haven't even actually cursed at you. And I dare you to show me where I said I would beat your ass.
Hell I never even said my husband would beat your ass kid. I simply said I would give you twenty bucks to tell him to his face that I'm a whore. I made no claim to know what his reaction would be.


::Ayesha starts going through her bag of tricks:: Hmmm candles, sealing wax, twine.. damn it I know it's here somewhere.. eye of newt (I guess I forgot to give that back oh well) , bats wings. Ah here it is, a ticket to coventry::

Here you little one, a fisrt class ticket to coventry, enjoy your trip. Buh bye

[iampunha]

I always wondered what happens when a bag of wind implodes.

Now I can save this thread to an html file and I'll have an example.

scoo_guy, man, you could've at least made it entertaining:)

[waterj2]

Sue? He didn't sue Gilmour. He didn't want the use of the Pink Floyd name either. Next time read and find out some information before posting stupid shit.

Roger Waters considered Pink Floyd dead when he decided it was. There were court cases that he brought to try to prevent them from continuing as Pink Floyd without him. And various other things, one of which brought about the requirement that the videos shown at Pink Floyd concerts give credit to Waters for "the original pig concept". Not that jadailey's version is any more correct.

For example, Waters was unhappy with the others because they really weren't doing much of anything for the band at that point. Notice how non-Waters writing credits get fewer and further between. Of course, the lack of commitment by other members was largely due to Waters being increasingly difficult to work with.

Again, I notice that you have simply ignored the refutations I have posted.

Grrr... goddam Pink Floyd obsession keeps driving me to keep this up. I know it's beyond hope to expect scoo to respond to reason. Must stop myself...

[Airman Doors, USAF]

Originally posted by iampunha
Originally posted by Airman Doors, USAF
I was taught by stupid teachers who were too stupid to get their teaching degree.

I'm beginning to suspect homeschooling.


That is the single fucking funniest thing I've read since . . . well, the last funniest thing I read.

Mind if I use that as my sig?

By all means, do. I knew if I were here long enough I'd say something funny. :)

[Esprix]

Originally posted by Michael Ellis

Which part are you living in, just out of curiosity?

Mira Mesa - chocked full o' Flips. ;)

Esprix

[Esprix]

"See Spot Go," water/Simple Solution. Check. I'll recommend my cat-loving employer try these.

Thanks for the tips!

Anybody else posting from Southern California?

Esprix

[Enderw24]

One time I synched N*Sync and Police's Synchronicity with the movie Out-of-Sync. I think the world started spinning backwards.

[Dijon Warlock]

Originally posted by Enderw24
One time I synched N*Sync and Police's Synchronicity with the movie Out-of-Sync. I think the world started spinning backwards. Geez, and I always thought that was Superman. Can't trust anything in movies these days...

[coosa]

Originally posted by Esprix
Anybody know how to get various kitty stains out of a carpet - hairballs, urine/spraying, yak, stuff like that? I'm helping someone renovate their house and she's got 32 cats, and needless to say the bedroom is a mess. We're renting a carpet cleaner, but I'm more interested in learning how to get things out spot-by-spot, for future reference.

Anyone?

Esprix

Esprix, try a product called OxyClean - does wonders for removing stains AND odors. Be careful about what strength you use (if you buy the powder), because it ate holes in some badly stained jeans of mine. (It DID remove the stains - just a little more drastically than I intended :))

[FarmerOak]

Just for the record we're on our fifth page without one person seeing anything that ScumGuy does.

ScumGuy, you have to have guessed by now that the people on this board are seekers of knowledge, not seekers of rumor or fantasy. There are any number of chat rooms for conspiracy theorists and general nut-jobs like yourself. The people at this site demand evidence, even such bare evidence as newspaper or magazine articles. Simply providing a link to a site that is written by more fanaticists, who, like yourself, refuse to listen to reason, does not constitute evidence. Hell, you won't even listen to the people who wrote the fucking songs.

I reiterate, you started the original post with the statement

I would like to know the reasons why the (sic) people who think this wasn't intentional

And then I, and numerous others, very civilly and helpfully, provided you with proof (meaning a well-researched article, with attributes and quotes from the participants) that this was quite unintentional. You responded by calling people liars and insisting that they subscribe to your point of view, in defiance of the facts. We also provided the evidence of logical inconsistencies in your arguments vis-a-vis vinyl, videotape and 8-tracks. You reacted... poorly.

If you didn't want the answers, why on Earth did you ask the question? And what possible motivation could anyone here have to lie?

As has been previously remarked, we are here because we love knowledge: that which Unca Cecil deigns to grant us, and that which we freely share with one another.

Have you even read Cecil's column yet? Or any of the other threads? You might be amazed what you can learn, when you open your mind.

Unca Cecil has given me the tools to be a Super-Genius. Won't you join us?

In your honor, I have changed my sig, yet again.

[deepbluesea]

Originally posted by Esprix
"See Spot Go," water/Simple Solution. Check. I'll recommend my cat-loving employer try these.Nature's Miracle also works pretty well, especially if you do the water-towel-walking trick. Although just as a note - this all depends on how long the urine's been there and how far into the carpet/floor it has soaked. My mother once bought a house where apparently the owners a) had a bunch of cats and b) covered up the cat smells with Febreeze before selling the place. After a while the smells re-emerged, and nothing could get rid of them - she had to tear up the carpet and replace the hard wood floors underneath.

Anybody else posting from Southern California?Me. I live in the Evil Empire a few hours north of you.

And I tell you, I am loving this SquigglyGuy or whatever his name is. I haven't been here very long, and this is my first experience reading a true SDMB looney in action (as opposed to after the fact, as with JDT's threads) - okay, second. I forgot jally. But I think Squiggly's got at least jally's devotion to 'circular thinking' - to the extent that he's into thinking at all - and I sure hope he's got her beat in staying power.

His TimeCube obsession alone's worth a few major laughs. And anyone who doesn't recognize a line from The Producers can't claim to be a true fan of cine...wait. WAIT! I have it! I bet that there are mysterious and nifty synchs between Hotel California and The Producers! Anyone else think this is nearly as much of a natural as the (obvious) links between the works of Britney Spears and the movie Night of the Comet?

Oooo...now I see clearly.

[iampunha]

Originally posted by Airman Doors, USAF
By all means, do. I knew if I were here long enough I'd say something funny. :)

Well Hell, I've been here since June and I haven't said anything that funny yet:)

[ScOo_gUy]

--ayesha typed--"Junior, you are a liar, I never once called you a little fucker. In fact I haven't even actually cursed at you. And I dare you to show me where I said I would beat your ass.
Hell I never even said my husband would beat your ass kid. I simply said I would give you twenty bucks to tell him to his face that I'm a whore. I made no claim to know what his reaction would be.


::Ayesha starts going through her bag of tricks:: Hmmm candles, sealing wax, twine.. damn it I know it's here somewhere.. eye of newt (I guess I forgot to give that back oh well) , bats wings. Ah here it is, a ticket to coventry::

Here you little one, a fisrt class ticket to coventry, enjoy your trip. Buh bye"



--me--
i know you didn't, i didn't mean you, i ment farmer.




--water--"Roger Waters considered Pink Floyd dead when he decided it was. There were court cases that he brought to try to prevent them from continuing as Pink Floyd without him. And various other things, one of which brought about the requirement that the videos shown at Pink Floyd concerts give credit to Waters for "the original pig concept". Not that jadailey's version is any more correct.

For example, Waters was unhappy with the others because they really weren't doing much of anything for the band at that point. Notice how non-Waters writing credits get fewer and further between. Of course, the lack of commitment by other members was largely due to Waters being increasingly difficult to work with.

Again, I notice that you have simply ignored the refutations I have posted.

Grrr... goddam Pink Floyd obsession keeps driving me to keep this up. I know it's beyond hope to expect scoo to respond to reason. Must stop myself..."


--me--
i know




--farmer--
"ScumGuy, you have to have guessed by now that the people on this board are seekers of knowledge, not seekers of rumor or fantasy. There are any number of chat rooms for conspiracy theorists and general nut-jobs like yourself. The people at this site demand evidence, even such bare evidence as newspaper or magazine articles. Simply providing a link to a site that is written by more fanaticists, who, like yourself, refuse to listen to reason, does not constitute evidence. Hell, you won't even listen to the people who wrote the fucking songs."


--me--
except for you, farmer. you believe in the....TIME CUBE!!! I've given you lots of evidence, have I not? Then, i mentioned my age and YOU got mad. Maybe its because you don't like the idea of a teenager being smarter than you. And you started insulting me. Then the others joined in. Go ahead and look back at my first posts. It didn't contain any insults to anyone, then you posted something insulting, and i continued to be nice. Just go and look.

--farmer--
"And then I, and numerous others, very civilly and helpfully, provided you with proof (meaning a well-researched article, with attributes and quotes from the participants) that this was quite unintentional. You responded by calling people liars and insisting that they subscribe to your point of view, in defiance of the facts. We also provided the evidence of logical inconsistencies in your arguments vis-a-vis vinyl, videotape and 8-tracks. You reacted... poorly.

If you didn't want the answers, why on Earth did you ask the question? And what possible motivation could anyone here have to lie?"

--me-- very civilly??? Maybe the others, but not you. You gave me 'proof' and I provided evidence to verify your 'proof' that its not 'proof' at all........ You haven't even watched it, so why did you post anything in the first place? Calling people liars??? I didn't do that, nor did I insist that anyone subscribe to my point of view. What I did was ask that you people have an open mind. Which you don't.


--deepbluesea--
"And I tell you, I am loving this SquigglyGuy or whatever his name is. I haven't been here very long, and this is my first experience reading a true SDMB looney in action (as opposed to after the fact, as with JDT's threads) - okay, second. I forgot jally. But I think Squiggly's got at least jally's devotion to 'circular thinking' - to the extent that he's into thinking at all - and I sure hope he's got her beat in staying power."


--me-- hey, are you 18 too???


--deepbluesea--
"His TimeCube obsession alone's worth a few major laughs. And anyone who doesn't recognize a line from The Producers can't claim to be a true fan of cine...wait. WAIT! I have it! I bet that there are mysterious and nifty synchs between Hotel California and The Producers! Anyone else think this is nearly as much of a natural as the (obvious) links between the works of Britney Spears and the movie Night of the Comet?"


--me--
I doubt it.....smartass

[FarmerOak]

Well, at least he's stopped posting his "evidence." Now he's reduced to incoherent responses to his fan mail, and his new-found TimeCube obsession.

In reading the posts of the Foreskin Messiah, I reflected that at least he genuinely believed he was helping people. This kid's only motivation seems to be proving how intelligent he is and how stupid grown-ups must be if they can't appreciate his Holden Caulfield view of the world.

I really bugs me that people like this are allowed to vote.

ScumBoy, re-read the posts. You've convinced not one person, and your every post makes you into a bigger laughingstock than before.

[deepbluesea]

SquirmyGuy, I'd like a few words. Read the following, please, and comprehend if possible.

First, please use the quote tag. If you don't understand how that's done, hit the "quote" button on the bottom of my post and observe how I did it. Proper use of said tag will add coherence and readability to your posts, and believe me, that's greatly to be desired, especially in your case. Every little helps, you know?

Originally posted by ScOo_gUy
--deepbluesea--
"And I tell you, I am loving this SquigglyGuy or whatever his name is. I haven't been here very long, and this is my first experience reading a true SDMB looney in action (as opposed to after the fact, as with JDT's threads) - okay, second. I forgot jally. But I think Squiggly's got at least jally's devotion to 'circular thinking' - to the extent that he's into thinking at all - and I sure hope he's got her beat in staying power."--me-- hey, are you 18 too???Squirmy, I am not 18. And, thank god, I was [i]never as 18 as you are.

--deepbluesea--
"His TimeCube obsession alone's worth a few major laughs. And anyone who doesn't recognize a line from The Producers can't claim to be a true fan of cine...wait. WAIT! I have it! I bet that there are mysterious and nifty synchs between Hotel California and The Producers! Anyone else think this is nearly as much of a natural as the (obvious) links between the works of Britney Spears and the movie Night of the Comet?"--me--
I doubt it.....smartass Hey, Squirmy has called me - me! deepbluesea! - a smartass. That is without a doubt the most original thing anyone's ever called me. I'm touched, Squirmy, really I am. But, much as it pains me to say so, I may not be able to accept your compliment. My mother always told me not to take anything unless I knew what it was, and some research into your characterization of my ass - "smart" - reveals a certain amount of, shall we say, ambiguity.

Possibly you meant my posterior was unusually clever, shrewd, or bright, in which case I must say that you don't appear entirely qualified to judge the intelligence of anything, let alone my ass. I mean, you aren't even acquainted with my ass. And I suspect (which suspicion is based solely, of course, on my extensive readings of your rather free-form essays on the multitude of synchronous miracles in Pink Floyd's oeuvre) that you aren't all that familiar with intelligence, either.

Or were you implying that my ass is merely neat and trim, or perhaps pert and saucy? I still must say that this is hardly your area of expertise, since of course you don't know my ass from, well, a hole in the ground, but - hey, I know how to take a flattering remark about my looks, or the attractiveness of any of my body parts. Thanks very much, on behalf of both me and my ass.

Further review of the definitions of smart (http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book=Dictionary&va=smart) reveals that you might also be saying my ass is sophisticated, brisk, or spirited. More difficulties.

Sophisticated? I resent the hell out of that. I defy you to prove that my ass is "not in a natural, pure, or original state : ADULTERATED," as Merriam-Webster (http://www.m-w.com/home.htm) indicates such word suggests. And if you mean to imply that my ass has "a refined knowledge of the ways of the world cultivated especially through wide experience," well, that's nothing short of libel, bucky. My ass is extremely selective as regards its circle of acquaintances, and certainly does not have wide experience of any kind. I'd remember it. Further, if this was some kind of back-handed reference to my sexuality, let me remind you that I am a gay female, and let me also remind you that homophobic statements get jumped on with both feet on this MB. You've been warned.

As for brisk and spirited, well, my ass may invigorate some, but never, as long as I have anything to say about it, you. In the future, please obtain your invigoration elsewhere. (If, as I suspect, you already have a prolific source of invigoration, or rather invigorating herbals, you may feel free to continue using said source - though perhaps you may wish to cut down just a tad.) And while my buttocks may indeed be energetic, courageous they are not - for don't they always face away from danger?

In short, SquirmyGuy, in future please select your words with greater care. Not only is it not entirely clear to me what you meant by the appellation "smartass," but also, as I hope you now see, such a nebulous comment is all too susceptible to misinterpretation and inaccuracy. Really, dearheart, it pays to increase your word power, and in the meantime you may wish to stick to simpler terms.

Thank you. That is all. You may return now to your regularly scheduled ravings.

[DaveW]

ScOo_gUy wrote:--deepbluesea--
"His TimeCube obsession alone's worth a few major laughs. And anyone who doesn't recognize a line from The Producers can't claim to be a true fan of cine...wait. WAIT! I have it! I bet that there are mysterious and nifty synchs between Hotel California and The Producers! Anyone else think this is nearly as much of a natural as the (obvious) links between the works of Britney Spears and the movie Night of the Comet?"

--me--
I doubt it.....smartassOh, there's the hypocrisy coming out in full force. You expect us to have open minds, but I doubt you've ever taken one look at The Producers while listening to Hotel California. You just doubt it, and then insult deepbluesea to boot. Bravo.

Previously, Scoo wrote:ok, i'll make up my own interpretations, and not the person who created the images.Well, you can start any time.

its synched with it.Well, duh, I expected that answer. The question was, what does a conversation between a little boy and a man have to do with Planet of the Apes?

it might be quite lousy to you, maybe because you don't like Pink Floyds music, or maybe you don't like the movie. Or maybe (probably) you haven't even watched the synch and you're making shit up.No, my opinion isn't "making shit up." I like both the music of Pink Floyd and the movie The Wizard of Oz. I cannot see the music being a good soundtrack, though, simply because the lyrics often don't fit the mood of the movie. There's a lot of cynicism and darkness on Dark Side of the Moon which just doesn't exist in the movie. It's obvious that in places, you think the lyrics matter. Shouldn't it be true for all of the album, though, if it's a soundtrack?

Also, if this purported "soundtrack" is going to repeat three times while I watch the movie, do the opening cash registers of "money" synch to something "significant" each and every time? Does each full playing of that song synch to images of cash and high rollers and football teams all three times (or even once)?

Oh, and why do you have this crazy idea that every album is synched with only Kubrick films? Did i ever type that?You keep bringing up Kubrick, even trying (and failing) to claim that films he had nothing to do with were his. I was doing nothing but pointing out how much non-Kubrick stuff you're talking about, because it makes the "Kubrick Connection" insignificant. And even if Echoes is the same length as that one segment of 2001, it still makes a piss-poor soundtrack - I've seen the film many times, and can't recall seeing a single whale, or any image that even evokes a "whale feeling." And where are the million bright ambassadors of morning?

[Esprix]

I watched "The Wizard of Oz" while listening to Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon."

Man, I can't believe you guys didn't see it. It's so obvious! I mean, how could anyone not see that they made the film to synch with the soundtrack? Duh! It's plain as day!

Really. You guys are idiots.

Esprix

[Badtz Maru]

I watched 'The Wall' while listening to the soundtrack of 'The Wizard of Oz'. The scales fell from my eyes and I have now seen the light!

[TwistofFate]

I watched Battleship Potempkin while listening to Leonard Nimoy singing "Proud Mary" on repeat and as result, I understand McArthur Park.

[London_Calling]

Great ! Finally I get the game:

My turn


I listened to McArthur Park on repeat while watching South Park and as result, I understand..............Courtney Love

[FarmerOak]

I listened to John Tesh's Live from Red Rocks while watching A.I. Artificial Intelligence and the theatre manager told me to turn off my boom box or I'd have to leave.

[deepbluesea]

Ooo! My turn, my turn!

I listened to The Best of Lawrence Whelk while watching Titanic, and now I understand the JFK assassination. (But it wasn't worth it, folks.)

[Fish42]

I watched "Plan Nine From Outer Space" while listening to William Shatner's "The Transformed Man" and my cerebral cortex imploded. As a result, I now understand everything Scooby has posted.

['Uigi]

Oh, please Mods, can't we please, please, purty please have a "pop-a-zit-and-flush-it-down-the-sink-button"?

Oh purty, purty please?!?

[Dijon Warlock]

Personally, I prefer "pert and saucy" for describing deepbluesea's ass. Not that I would know...I'm just theorising...

[Medea's Child]

now this one floored me.

I'm not very good at this sync deal so I picked an easy one. Or so I thought.

I took out my Save the Last Dance soundtrack and tried to sync it with my Save the Last Dance DVD. It didn't work at all! Did I start it in the worng place? Am I supposed to skip a song?

Help!

[Dr. Lao]

Originally posted by Dijon Warlock
Personally, I prefer "pert and saucy" for describing deepbluesea's ass. Not that I would know...I'm just theorising... Deepbluesea's ass is pert and saucy, Texas style! Yee Haw!!

[Michael Ellis]

I watched The Manchurian Candidate in tandem (I refuse to use the phrase "in sync" because of you-know-who.) with a Ricky Martin CD and I understand that I need professional help from now on.

[DaveW]

I listened to the Ohio Players while watching Disney's Aladdin, eating some Pop Rocks, reading the Desiderata, and glancing at the latest infected-needles email I'd received.

As a result, I entered the Snopeshood for just a second. If it happens again, I may not come back.

[Irishman]

Quoting Scooguy from the first page:
--Irishman wrote-- ScOo_guy, what's the deal with equating gay and stupid?

Also, your comments to smeghead were incoherent.

You'd have to be a kid to understand. My comments to smeghead were incoherent? Thanks dad. Oh, did you get syphilis from fucking her? Better watch out next time you come over. I wonder how John found she had syphilis..... Maybe he fucked her and he got it, wait. Didn't he say he did? Thats sick john. John? Whats in a name? Isn't a john a place where you take a shit? I think it is. For now on, john will be called........shit.

Now see, this is exactly why people think you're a moron. First of all, you are unable to explain your initial assertion, the one that I started this whole thread about. You have been unable from the first use in the original comments thread and through at least two specific requests in this thread to answer this question. Now a smart person (as you claim to be) would either offer some explanation (however faulty or confused), or else recognize there is no good explanation, and concede that. And upon conceding that point, a smart person (as you claim to be) would then reconsider that word usage in the future. I don't see any of that from you. No explanation is offered except, as I interpret your comment, "Everyone else says it." Isn't there some cliche about everyone else jumping off bridges that is applicable here? (Note: that's a rhetorical question. I know the cliche, do you?) Furthermore, you don't even acknowledge that the statement you made was (1) baseless, and (2) insulting. [(3) Hi Opal.] Much less do you make any attempts to apologize to anyone offended by the comment, or even mention that you will reconsider saying the same in the future. In other words, you have no problem being offensive purely because other kids say that. And somehow this is supposed to get us to think you're a bright person?

And then there's evidence number 2 as to why people think you're a moron: what was all that stuff about syphilis? I'm not so dense I don't get the "dad" reference (though frankly I'm pretty sure I never met your mother ;) ), but the rest of that has no connection to reality. Unless perhaps that was a misplaced paragraph and it was directed at John (being FarmerOak?)?

Although, for the record, I went back to look at the original thread again, and it appears to me the first person posting derision and ridicule was FarmerOak. I can see why Scooguy might be a little defensive.

Originally posted by ScOo_gUy:
The time cube isn't real. You have no evidence, shit. And you can't tell me to watch it and find out, because thats not evidence. Its all just a bunch of shit, shit.

Smeghead said:
All together now: WHOOOOOSH!!!

FarmerOak replied:
Awww, Smeg, not YET. The little turd HONESTLY BELIEVES that that's my homepage! Can't I have a LITTLE fun here?

Farmer, that wasn't his comment. Look again at what Scooguy posted. Read the words. Is that not a perfect example of irony?

FarmerOak said:
... IMHO, you need to take whatever money you were gonna spend on a carpet cleaner, and spend it on the first, second and third therapy sessions for your friend who has, if I read your post correctly, 32 goddamn cats.

Esprix said:
Yes, well, she was a rescue worker, and all these cats have feline leukemia or AIDS, and nobody wanted them.

Omigod, it's worse than that. It's 32 goddamn sick cats!

Scooguy posted:
-me--
Was I not being nice, having plenty of evidence when I first started posting here? I believe I was and did.

Actually, you were being nice when you started posting (until the "gay" comment that started this thread and which you still haven't answered), but your idea of plenty of evidence is less than adequate.

Scooguy said
except for you, farmer. you believe in the....TIME CUBE!!! I've given you lots of evidence, have I not? Then, i mentioned my age and YOU got mad. Maybe its because you don't like the idea of a teenager being smarter than you. And you started insulting me. Then the others joined in. Go ahead and look back at my first posts.

You seem to have missed FarmerOak's previous post about the Time Cube. Hint: I quoted it above. As for his getting upset at you, I think it had something to do with your refusal to accept explanations for why they weren't intentional synchs such as the band members all deny intentional synchs, the logistics of making the albums precludes making synchs, and the technology didn't exist at the time for the average consumer to experience the synchs anyway. Rather, you claim to thin "proofs" such as "just listen to it and you can hear the synch" and "what about the typos on the album covers, Pink Floyd wouldn't allow errors like that" and the ever popular "Look at the album cover art." And then you're extension of the argument to include numerous albums by a variety of bands to numerous other movies and conclude that they were all secret intentional synchs as well. (The Police, just because they named the album "Synchronicity"?) All the while failing to address the criticisms. Looking at the exchange, FarmerOak was already hammering you by the time you posted your age - that was what prompted you posting your age. Also that's when you made the gay = stupid reference. Although that comment did get some of the other posters irked at you.

deepbluesea, hilarious post on "smartass".

[deepbluesea]

Originally posted by Dijon Warlock
Personally, I prefer "pert and saucy" for describing deepbluesea's ass. Not that I would know...I'm just theorising... There seems to be pervasive (note avoidance of term "wide-spread") concern about appropriate descriptive terms for my ass on this MB, so I decided it was time to consult an expert. Yes, I asked my Loved One for a frank and honest evaluation of my ass, offering her a full range of potential adjectives to choose from. And, Dijon, you'll be pleased to hear that she selected:

Pert and Saucy!

It's official! All and sundry are now welcome to refer to my ass as pert and saucy. If a shorter term is needed, I suggest "saucyass" or "pertass" to substitute for the inaccurate and now-discarded "smartass."

But, Dr. Lao, I'm sorry to have to report that the LO completely rejected the addition of "Texas-style." She noted that this phrase is unclear - does it mean "Texas-sized" or "served with barbecue sauce"? And I was forced to agree. The Texas-sized aspect deserves no further investigation - after all, can something be both "pert" and "gargantuan"? - but I realized after a minute's reflection that the sauce issue was a potentially thorny one. Just in case, I wanted a judgement call on the right sauce for my ass.

I, myself, was thinking of in terms of an herbed lemon-butter sauce, but the LO made a touching, even heart-rending plea for a spicy red chili sauce. And, as I mentioned before, she's the expert. So, Texas-style is out (though you can call it Southwestern-style if you must). A further suggested term for my ass would be "chiliass," or even "spicyass," though I ask you restrict the use of these to avoid confusion with Scylla's wolfass (http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=67745). And please note that I discourage the use of "redass" because it can be misleading; I don't want to end up the subject of a MPSIMS thread about spanking enthusiasts, a GD thread about corporal punishment, or - god forbid - a Pit thread about people who sunbathe naked despite the resultant increased risk of skin cancer.

I think we've now cleared up just about all the confusion relating to my ass. I, for one, am glad to be able to take a firm stance on this issue, and I'm thankful to SquintyGuy, my LO, my exercise bicycle, the OP, and all thread participants for helping to bring this debate to a successful resolution.

Now, let's see if we can do the same with Squinty.

[Cervaise]

Ladies and gentlemen, I think we've found our poster child for the "double-check the expiration date on your medication" campaign.

P.S. I attempted to sync up The Ghost and Mr. Chicken with a CD of ambient forest noise, and I've been urinating steadily for three and a half days now.

[Dr. Lao]

Originally posted by deepbluesea
But, Dr. Lao, I'm sorry to have to report that the LO completely rejected the addition of "Texas-style." She noted that this phrase is unclear - does it mean "Texas-sized" or "served with barbecue sauce"?I meant "Texas-style" as in bold and imposing. Not something to be trifled with under any circumstances.

Also, I meant it in the sense of extreme self-confidence. Have you ever heard the song That's Right (You're Not From Texas) by Lyle Lovett? That is what I am talking about. Your ass knows it is the best and that there will be many emulators but no duplicators. Yet, it still very gracious to all those inferior to it.

Admittedly, this meaning may be unclear to the casual observer. I blame television. The "Texas-style" modifier is thrown around in a much too loose and haphazard fashion. Due to this shabby treatment all of the subtler connotations of the phrase are lost.

[Dijon Warlock]

I am truly flattered. Your LO is obviously a woman of impeccable taste. :D

[SPOOFE]

As a bona fide expert on The Wizard Of Oz (since I'm working on a showing of it now, I must know the whole thing inside and out, right?), I can conclusively say that no Pink Floyd song and/or album syncs up with the show.

What DOES sync with it, however, is Weird Al Yankovic's Running With Scissors album.

Sheese, Scoo... get with the program. Wizard Of Oz is sooooo early-1900s.

[Lute Skywatcher]

Where the hell did this twit come from? Does the asylum have a 'Net connection now or what? Hey, ScOo_gUy, this thread is not, repeat, not a compliment!

BTW: I'm not even bothering to read your posts anymore, they're giving me a headache. It's your posting style, not the content. I really have no idea what the content is because I can't tell where the previous posts end and where your replies start! If you plan on sticking around, even if only to amuse the rest of us, please clean up your posting style!

[FarmerOak]

Please Do Not Wake The Trolls.