Monty Python Toilet Paper!

[Lady Juliet]

Well, while I was randomly searching the net, I somehow stumbled upon this:
Monty Python Toilet Paper (http://onarollonline.com/cgi-local/SoftCart.exe/online-store/scstore/newproducts/newproducts_fr.htm?L+scstore+fmzd3866ff383138+988484261)
Just go down, click on the Monty Python section, and then you should find the product.

Who would've thought?

[Francesca]

You can buy it at a store near me called "But is it art?". Classy stuff.

[bughunter]

Yes, but is it suitable for a man with three buttocks (http://www.montypython.net/scripts/man3butt.php)?

[Enderw24]

Originally posted by Francesca
You can buy it at a store near me called "But is it art?". Classy stuff.

I don't know, but if you wipe the right way, it can become butt art.

[elelle]

Lady J, it took a looong time to load that page, and in the interim, my mind popped up with this:

Wouldn't it be great if the TP could be embedded with a little voice chip? A Python photo or question could be printed on each square, and the act of use could activate the chip.

For example: printed query: "What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?".:::Wipe::: voice: " What do you mean, African or European swallow?"..."I...I don't know...Yahhhhhh..." FLUSH

Or even non-sequiturs:

::::WIPE:::
"Oh, Bloody 'ell!"
"Look, tis but a flesh wound!"
"You seek the Holy Grrrrailll!"
"Run Awwwwayyy, Run Awwwayyyy..."
"What a Strange Person!"
"Bring out your deaaadddd"

That's from Holy Grail alone. If any with the technical know-how on this board can make talking toilet paper happen, I think you'd be sitting on the proverbial goldmine.

Lacking the necessary skills, I can only dream of what this future portal might bring.

[Tyklfe]

"Dennis, there's some lovely filth over here!"

[Jeep's Phoenix]

"He must be a king."

"Why?"

"He's the only one who hasn't got s*** all over 'im."