In the woods

[galen]

Since I got such an excellent education on objects falling at the speed of light, I thought I'd see if any of you geniuses out there could answer this age-old riddle: If a man says something in the woods; and there's no woman around to hear it, is he still wrong? Give it a crack Mr. John.

[funneefarmer]

I'm on a conifer's call, be right with you.

[funneefarmer]

He's wrong because his Ash isn't home.
He's wrong because he Pines for his shingle days.
He's wrong because he boughs to his mother.
And he Butternut think otherwise.

[funneefarmer]

Oh yeah, kinda sounds MPSIMS-ish to me.

Yes it's a poor imitation to mr john, but you get what you pay for.

[DrMatrix]

galen asks:[I]s he still wrong?
Yes, you are still wrong.


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Virtually yours,

DrMatrix

[aseymayo]

Geez, kid, you got the question all wrong. You should have asked, "if a man falls in the woods, does that make him executive timber?"

[Nickrz]

Please don't clutter GQ with insipid "questions" designed to generate idle chatter. That's what MPSIMS is for.
Nickrz
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[handy]

Along with the gry question, nothing makes me scream more to read it.