Song Remakes

[Scylla]

I remember an old Saturday Night Live bit, and I also remember Elton John redoing "Candle in the Wind" when Diana died.

What songs can be remade to fit current events?

"I guess that's why they call it the cruise" by Elton John

"Guerrillas just wanna have guns" by Cyndi Lauper

[Scylla]

"Dude looks like Bin Laden" by Aerosmith

[Scylla]

"Will the real Bin Laden please stand up?" by Eminem

[Scylla]

"Taliban (I think it's gone be a long long time") by Elton John

"Exit Sandman" by Metallica

[thinksnow]

U2: Tuesday, Bloody Tuesday

Def Leppard: Bringin' on the Air-Raid and Let's Get Mosques

Sex Pistols/Megadeth: Anarchy in the Middle East


Songs that don't need new names:
Def Leppard: Billy's Got a Gun and Die Hard the Hunter

Megadeth: Peace Sells, But Who's Buying

[magdalene]

:groan:

What smells in here?

Dad humor. Fathers of little girls are all magically implanted with the same sense of humor.

:p

[The Big Cheese]

Osama, Dubya and the Jack of Hearts - Dylan

It's Raining Bombs - Weather Girls

The Night the Lights Went out in Kabul - Vicki Lawrence

[thinksnow]

Dean Martin: You're Nobody 'Til Somebody Bombs You

Anne Murray: You Light Up My Cave

James Taylor: You've Got a Jihad

Rod Stewart: Have I Told You Lately That You're Going to Die?

Righteous Brothers: Unchained Military Action

Sting: Burning Desert Rose

Louis Armstrong: What a Wonderful World it Will Be Without you

Another song that doesn't need a new name:
Harry Connick, Jr.: It Had To Be You