I swear, the seats are trying to kill me...

[VitrolicBump]

I was leaving my Psych 101 class (pretty interesting stuff), and I noticed that the desk top part of some seats that were next to me were in the upright position. So what do I do? I do the most citizen like thing in the world. I decide I will close them for the students that just left (those idiots). So I close the first one. It is fine. The second one I go to close and what happens? It hits my thigh. Ouch! Then as I leave my row of chairs, I see my friend. I try to catch up with him, but a seat jumps in front of me and jams its arm into my thigh right where the previous seat smashes me with its desk. Of all that is holy! All I can do is walk along like there is nothing wrong. I wanted to swear and curse, but I didn't. I am a lady (yeah, sure).

I just had to tell all you this. Don't know why. So there. :P

[Nightsong]

Just to confirm, those seats are trying to kill you.
I ended up with a bruise the size of an egg (extra large) upon my thigh from those stupid 'desks'. Another time, I used the desk-part as a lever to help get out of the seat and ended up ripping the desk-part right off. Ooopsie. :eek: Guess that falls into the category of me trying to kill the seat. And they've been keen on revenge ever since.

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[Ethilrist]

mustn't sleep... seats will kill me...
mustn't sleep... seats will kill me...
mustn't sleep... seats will kill me...
mustn't sleep... seats will kill me...

[VitrolicBump]

Thanks for replying, you two. Your posts are pretty amusing.

I now have a confirmation that furniture is trying to kill me. I just crunched my knee on a computer desk when I was trying to reach the phone. I even heard it do that squishy crunchy thing. Ewww. Now I have two welts; one on each leg. :(

[rocking chair]

just ask elenfair about chairs and their attack ability.

rocking chairs on the other hand are good and wonderful.