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bobkitty
10-01-2001, 12:08 PM
Okay, this is going to be pretty weak as far as Pit rants go, but DAMN I'm ticked.

Hey! YOU! Yes, you! The freakish template for Grandpa Simpson. Who the HELL do you think you are? Let me give you a clue. I'm VERY particular about who I let touch me. Not only are you not on the list, but you are nowhere NEAR the list. See that transvestite prostitute over there? Yeah, the one who's got her penis duct-taped so tightly it's gonna fall off? And the track marks? I'd let HER touch me LONG before I let your gnarled, FREEZING COLD corpse hands in my personal space.

Look you formaldyhyde-swilling methusala fuckhead, just because you're in Vegas and five minutes from the viagra kicking in does NOT give you the right to accost everything wandering around with breasts. Yes, I had a half-shirt on. Yes, I was wearing leather pants. Yes, that placed my navel in plain sight (THE HORROR) and probably marked me as a high-class hooker. Staring is one thing.. I expected that (if you'd been about 300 years younger, I would've HOPED for it). Sure it's a little creepy, considering I could be your great-great-great granddaughter and all, but I can deal. But you SO crossed the line here, and you're damn lucky I didn't go biblical on your ass. Just because you SEE exposed skin does NOT give you permission to TOUCH the skin.

Oh, and how many times did you practice that cute little pickup line, anyway? "Why don't you have a diamond in your bellybutton" indeed. You offering, Gramps? Cause the way I see things, you'd drop dead of a heart attack as soon as I bared an ankle. As long as I got the diamond up front, it wouldn't be a problem.

I'd say a heary fuck you, but you'd probably take it as an invitation. So I'll leave you with this: I hope you got your thrills. I hope you go home and share with Andy and Barney and Otis the story of the hot little redhead that let you fondle her bare stomach. I'm sure you'll leave out the part where she had to physically restrain her friends from slowly breaking every one of your fingers, ripping your tongue out to leave as a snack for The Amazing We're-Not-Assfucking-The-Hell-Out-Of-Each-Other-Really-We-Like-Women magicians' white tigers, and giving the rest of your scrawny, english setter-looking body to the aforementioned transvestite prostitute. Above all, I hope that at some point in your vacation, when you pulled your head out of the slot machines and made it out of the bar, you tried this little game with someone who had much less restraint than I. And I hope- since you didn't seem phased by the rather large guy who was with us- that she beats the fuck out of you, then allows her male companion to prop you up by shoving anything within arms' reach up your constipated ass so she can do it again. Goddamn. You bring shame on all the other lecherous old men.. may they revoke your membership.

Coming soon.. The story behind the following exchange:
"Would it be possible to sing an a capella song? It's in Gaelic."
"I'm sorry, I can't let you do that. Even if you are a lesbian."
:rolleyes:

-BK

theendisnear
10-01-2001, 12:15 PM
I think im in love, whoa you rock

Gorgon Heap
10-01-2001, 12:21 PM
That, my dear, was a testament to ranting. I applaud your zeal in reprimanding a surly old fart with hands quicker than his wits.

Some people just gotta die.

LindyHopper
10-01-2001, 12:28 PM
So, bobkitty, you want I should get some people together and teach this geezer a lesson? No charge, really.

Seriously, ew. Ew ew ew ew! You shoulda kneed him in the nuts. Assuming he still has any.

Mmmmmm.....bobkitty in a half-shirt and leather pants...

Oops. Was I flirting in the Pit? Bad LindyHopper. Bad.

Gorgon Heap
10-01-2001, 12:34 PM
Duly noted with full concurence, Lindy.

pezpunk
10-01-2001, 01:12 PM
Originally posted by bobkitty
"Why don't you have a diamond in your bellybutton" indeed.

Maybe he thought you were one of those troll dolls and was wondering where you had misplaced your gem? :D

MFS
10-01-2001, 01:25 PM
Originally posted by pezpunk
Originally posted by bobkitty
"Why don't you have a diamond in your bellybutton" indeed.

Maybe he thought you were one of those troll dolls and was wondering where you had misplaced your gem? :D

I thought he thought that her abs were so firm that if there had been any carbon debris in her navel that surely the sheer tone and force of said abs would compress the carbon into a diamond...

Ukulele Ike
10-01-2001, 01:45 PM
Originally posted by MFS
I thought he thought that her abs were so firm that if there had been any carbon debris in her navel that surely the sheer tone and force of said abs would compress the carbon into a diamond...

Wow...nice one, MFS. I'll bet if he'd used that line on bobkitty, she'd'a tripped him and beat him to the floor!

bobkitty
10-01-2001, 01:52 PM
Originally posted by MFS
Originally posted by pezpunk
Maybe he thought you were one of those troll dolls and was wondering where you had misplaced your gem? :D

I thought he thought that her abs were so firm that if there had been any carbon debris in her navel that surely the sheer tone and force of said abs would compress the carbon into a diamond...

Awww. You guys are so sweet! well, except for that troll thing.. I have MUCH better hair! But wrong. Sorry. I know this because first of all I certainly don't have the kind of abs that get people thinking about compressing carbon into diamonds. I also know this because he asked my friend's hubby, who was CLEARLY not with me, why he hadn't gotten me a diamond for my bellybutton. When said hubby pointed out the fact that he wasn't MY hubby, Mr. Geezer responded "Oh, she doesn't care WHO buys her a diamond!" Uh.. yeah she does, Spock.

And Lindy.. sweetie.. darling.. I bet if YOU'D been there he wouldn't have DREAMED of coming over and man-handling me. You don't need to go beat him up.. but if you can think of something that would take away the.. *sniff* pain and *sniff* trauma of the event *wiping away tear* I would be most.. appreciative. ;)

Damn it. Get it right, kitty. Flirting in Pit=BAD. No snuggles for you!!!

-BK

pezpunk
10-01-2001, 02:05 PM
Originally posted by bobkitty
Flirting in Pit=BAD. No snuggles for you!!!


[rubbing bobkitty's tummy]
Ahhh don't be so tough on yourself! I'll snuggle you.
[/rubbing bobkitty's tummy-wummy]

Gorgon Heap
10-01-2001, 02:19 PM
[quietly broods in loathsome introspection]


I'm glad this is the Pit. Now I can bitch about the fact that nobody ever responds to my posts.

Oh!! Why do I try so hard!!!! [sob]

I know what I'll do!! I'll make a sock puppet! Then I'll have no need of you Dopers!!!!!

pezpunk
10-01-2001, 02:28 PM
Originally posted by Gorgon Heap
[quietly broods in loathsome introspection]


I'm glad this is the Pit. Now I can bitch about the fact that nobody ever responds to my posts.

Oh!! Why do I try so hard!!!! [sob]

I know what I'll do!! I'll make a sock puppet! Then I'll have no need of you Dopers!!!!!

Look. I'm responding to you!

Now, If you would still like to bitch about how nobody at SDMB loves you why don't you start your own post? This one is about bobkitty's tummy.

bobkitty
10-01-2001, 02:31 PM
Originally posted by Gorgon Heap
[quietly broods in loathsome introspection]

I'm glad this is the Pit. Now I can bitch about the fact that nobody ever responds to my posts.

Oooh.. I'm sorry! Thanks for the compliment, Gorgon! It was most appreciated. :) One little thing, though.. he wasn't surly. If he HAD been, he would've gone up a notch or two on the 'okay, maybe if I put a bag over both our heads I could find you attractive' scale. I like surliness. :D

And pez.. thanks for the tummy rubs. But you'd better not let Lindy catch you. I'm not sure if he's the jealous type..

-BK

Venoma
10-01-2001, 02:39 PM
I'm going to jump in and help out all the horny guys here.

Bobkitty, we need to see your tummy. Just to know why this old pervert couldn't help himself. However, if the tummy is offlimits, it's offlimits.*

Gorgon: I share your pain.

*disclaimer: I have taken pains to try and get a tight tummy and failed. I just want a reason to hate you. ;)

bobkitty
10-01-2001, 02:49 PM
Hey.. great idea! You got it, Venoma.. I've got pics of me in The Outfit. As soon as they get developed, I'll link to 'em. And trust me, you don't have a reason to hate me. The Bobkitty Tummy is not flat.. it's got (and here I must fall back on the Male Opinion, since I'm a TERRIBLE judge of such things) "just the right amount of padding." I bet your tummy is just as perfect. :)

-BK

Venoma
10-01-2001, 02:54 PM
Yes, I too have the Distressingly Natural, Inexorable and Unavoidable Baby Pooch(TM). I have had it since pre-puberty. I HAVEN'T HAD KIDS! I DONT NEED IT YET!

Hell, this could be a whole new Pit thread! Why God oh Why!

MFS
10-01-2001, 03:11 PM
personally, a little bit of "padding" is not unattractive... a little pooch never hurt anyone. And hell, "abs of steel" are not always attractive (believe it or not). Indeed, having a smooth belly can be considerably more attractive than a rippling one - be it muscle or, well... extra baggage.

and why I'm talking about this, I do not know.

and besides, my wife is pregnant right now, so its all irrelavent to me anyway...

Delta-9
10-01-2001, 04:02 PM
Note to Self:

Do not piss off bobkitty.

pezpunk
10-01-2001, 04:19 PM
Originally posted by Venoma
I'm going to jump in and help out all the horny guys here.


After seeing the pics on your page, I accept your offer ;)

pezpunk
10-01-2001, 04:24 PM
Originally posted by Venoma
I'm going to jump in and help out all the horny guys here.


After seeing the pics on your page, I accept your offer ;)

Nocturne
10-01-2001, 04:25 PM
That's NOT what you said LAST NIGHT!

<weep>

(Just you wait until the next Bamadope ;))

pezpunk
10-01-2001, 04:29 PM
Oops sorry about the double post. Guess I was overly excited.

LindyHopper
10-01-2001, 05:21 PM
Ah, heck, bobkitty, I'm not the jealous type. I'm a lover, not a fighter. Did I really just say that?

And I've gotta second Venoma here; we NEED to see the pics (or at least I do).

TheLochNessHump
10-01-2001, 08:08 PM
It never fails to amaze me that women who dress like gutter whores get offended when a lecherous advance is made. You don't exactly command the respect of a nun with leather pants and a half-shirt, you know.

I sorry you were sexually-harassed.

Did you deserve it?
No.

Were you asking for it?
Yes.

Venoma
10-01-2001, 08:12 PM
Originally posted by pezpunk
Oops sorry about the double post. Guess I was overly excited.

You're good for the ego ;)

That's also a very good example of taking a quote out of context, thanks! (Translation: no nookie for you.)

bobkitty
10-01-2001, 09:11 PM
Okay, I'm going to handle this in order.

Delta9, I'm actually a pretty easygoing person. But just in case, keep that note to self pretty close by. ;)

Pezpunk, meet Venoma. Venoma, meet Pezpunk. Talk amongst yourselves. :D

Nocturne, baby, you KNOW I'd never say such a crass thing to you. And I'm counting the days to the next Dope. But since I don't know how long it's gonna be, I'm not sure where to start counting. It's very confusing.

Lindy.. yes, you really did say that. But it's okay. :) Pic source claims they'll be 1-houred tomorrow at some point, so they should be up soon. I promise you'll be the first to see them. Good enough? I hope so, 'cause I have a small request. See that locknesshump over there? Could you beat the crap out of it for me? Oh, wait, never mind. I'll do it. But you can be standing right there to congratulate me when I'm done.

I'm going to apologize in advance for my piss-poor spelling. I'm better with the spoken word. Any German-speaking mods can feel free to correct me.

Lock.. buddy. Pal. Hamlich Kuh. Dickschadle swinezahne[/i]. Unmensch. Uberteufel. You are a total fuckwad. Let me point something out. REGARDLESS of how I am dressed, NO ONE has the right to put their hands on me. Did I ask anyone for respect? Nope. Did I get dressed with the thought in mind 'hey, maybe I'm going to turn some heads tonight'? Yup. I'm not a fucking moron, unlike present company. Was I asking for it? Hmmm. You know, at some point I FORGOT to put on my 'Hey, I've got a little skin showing, please come fondle me without so much as an offer for a drink' sign. See, in what we call polite society, we know to keep our hands to ourselves. We don't assume that it's okay to walk up to a woman you have never seen before and assault her. Hey, one of the employees at our hotel wandered around in a kilt. I thought he was pretty damn hot. Would it have been okay for me to walk up to him and shove my hand up his crotch? He was asking for it, you know. We all know that Scotsmen don't wear anything under their kilts. Who did he think he was, walking around like that, all tempting and stuff?

And don't think for a SECOND I'm going to let the gutter whore comment go by. I'm just too pissed off right now to get out a halfway coherent, properly vitrolic reply. You repressed, chauvinistic, impotent freak.

-BK

TheLochNessHump
10-01-2001, 09:36 PM
You just admitted you objectified yourself, and now you're stunned someone else objectified you??? Get a damn clue.

Try dressing like an average librarian and see if you get pawed. Won't happened. If you wanna dress like a party girl in Vegas, don't blame me some slack-jawed tourist mistakes you for a stripper/prostitute. Nevada sort of has a rep, you know?

And your intentions for dressing that way really don't matter much when it comes to making first impressions, on drunken casino-goers, or otherwise.

Nocturne
10-01-2001, 09:58 PM
LochNessHumps-dead-syphilitic-goats:

You fucking idiot. You're a disgrace to the fucking idiots of the world, who are now fervently wishing you'd drop out of their club.

I mean, come on--the rest of us evolved. Where were you?

It doesn't matter what anyone wears; if I wore a BIKINI and STILLETTO HEELS and someone tried to hump my leg, I would CASTRATE him.

I dress how I like. If I dress like a goth, I'm not going to fly out of class on a broomstick to my coven where we boil big vats of suspicious-looking green stuff and counsel with Macbeth.

If I dress like a hippie, it doesn't necessarily mean I smoke pot and drive a VW Microbus and worship the Dead.

And if I dress to expose a little skin, it does NOT mean I want the GREAT DECREPIT UNWASHED of the world to TOUCH me and expect biblical knowledge of my innermost secrets simply because I want to look good.

You may now go to Hell--go straight to Hell. Do not pass Go; do not collect two hundred dollars. And while you're at it, go fuck yourself.

Or maybe you should just go try to fondle some random chick on the street that you think is sexy and be slapped into oblivion.

Either way, it'd serve you right.

racinchikki
10-01-2001, 10:04 PM
Originally posted by TheLochNessHump
Get a damn clue.
[/B]
Take your own fucking advice, you pustulent gopher testicle. NO ONE, regardless of how she (or he) is dressed, should be assumed to be inviting anyone to come up and touch her (or his) body. I bet you're one of those people who says that women who get raped were asking for it, aren't you, you dingo-fellating bedsore?

Grrr. I hate fuckwads.

MFS
10-01-2001, 10:06 PM
Originally posted by TheLochNessHump
You just admitted you objectified yourself, and now you're stunned someone else objectified you??? Get a damn clue.

Try dressing like an average librarian and see if you get pawed. Won't happened. If you wanna dress like a party girl in Vegas, don't blame me some slack-jawed tourist mistakes you for a stripper/prostitute. Nevada sort of has a rep, you know?

And your intentions for dressing that way really don't matter much when it comes to making first impressions, on drunken casino-goers, or otherwise.

one day, I'll bet that you get your ass thoroughly thrashed by some ultra-petite little "girl", all because you have your head shoved up your ass, and really believe what you just posted.

I find it both sad and pathetic that you would stand up and try to justify the actions of morons. Go ahead and join them... just don't expect people like me to jump in and help out on your side...

iampunha
10-01-2001, 10:12 PM
Originally posted by TheLochNessHump
Were you asking for it?
Yes.

This screams of the whole "women who dress sexy are asking to be raped."

So, LockNessDump, you are hereby invited to lick the sagging, purulent, flaky, scabby, maggot-ridden bag of the subject (as in, not bobkitty) in the OP.

And then go do your community service: a full month of being Jack Dean Tyler's research partner. Do a search to find out about the late, great man.

I'd kick you in the ass, but I wouldn't want to cut off your air supply just yet.

Lady Juliet
10-01-2001, 10:24 PM
Loch, honey, watch it. Come down off your cloud for a second or two and listen to what us *lowly* women have to say. While you at it, take some time to remove your head from out of your ass. But be careful, it seems pretty far up there.

Just because bobkitty is proud of her body and likes to show some skin every once in a while, does not mean she is a walking talking open invitation for groping. Yes, when one dresses provocatively, one can expect stares, winks, offers for drinks, maybe even a few offers for more than drinks since, after all, it is Vegas. This does not mean that some sick make-me-fall-over-and-i-might-have-a-heart-attach-and-die geezer can touch her WITHOUT her consent. It doesn't even mean sexy kilt man can touch her without her consent. Grow the fuck up. Women are not on earth to please a guy's every whim and fancy, even if he is in his own old drunken fantasy world.

Now then, I advise you never to meet any Doper women in this state of mind of you will have many more things up your behind then only your head. But could you blame us? With those comments, you were definately asking for it. Doper women sort of have a rep, you know?

TheLochNessHump
10-01-2001, 10:53 PM
Originally posted by iampunha
Originally posted by TheLochNessHump
Were you asking for it?
Yes.

This screams of the whole "women who dress sexy are asking to be raped."

So, LockNessDump, you are hereby invited to lick the sagging, purulent, flaky, scabby, maggot-ridden bag of the subject (as in, not bobkitty) in the OP.

And then go do your community service: a full month of being Jack Dean Tyler's research partner. Do a search to find out about the late, great man.

I'd kick you in the ass, but I wouldn't want to cut off your air supply just yet.

I went your webpage, and was glad that you included your gender, cause man, that pic had me STUMPED. I'm notifying Fugly about it right away.

And if I had meant to say women who dress slutty deserve to be raped, I would have said it. Stop putting words in my mouth you slobbering PC reactionary dolts. I said I can't believe women who dress slutty are actually SURPRISED that there are going to be people who think they ARE slutty.

If you're going to go outside in a suit made of shit, expect some flies. It's called cause and effect.

I don't know if any of you noticed this, but we're not living in Utopia. There are people who misbehave. So wake the fuck up and get a grasp on real life. Most of my sympathy and compassion goes to causes like starving children or homeless veterens. So don't expect me to cry my eyes out for someone who dresses like a Wet T-shirt Night contestant and then gets her butt pinched by a drunken old fart.

And leave this board open for people who actually have a legitimate gripe.

Nocturne
10-01-2001, 11:01 PM
Here's my legitimate gripe:

You're an asshole.

iampunha has SO much more going for him than you do--and it's almost funny. Funny in the "how sad, TheLochNessHump is a steaming pile of fecal matter rotting in the sun" kind of way.

Not everyone has the same definition of "slutty" as you do. Having met bobkitty, I KNOW she's not slutty. Very aware of her sexuality, yes. Slutty, no.

However, your sexual awareness/knowledge is only due to your enormous head stuck in your ass.

You might want to go see a proctologist about that; it seems as if you're spewing your own shit all over this board.

RedFury
10-01-2001, 11:01 PM
"So I'll leave you with this: I hope you got your thrills. I hope you go home and share with Andy and Barney and Otis the story of the hot little redhead that let you fondle her bare stomach. I'm sure you'll leave out the part where she had to physically restrain her friends from slowly breaking every one of your fingers, ripping your tongue out"

You're right. I was doing much better until you reminded me of the rest of the evening. No wonder I keep saying I hafta quit boozing. Then again, I probably -- no, without a shadow of a doubt -- wouldn't have dared to lay my quaking, liver-spotted, trembling....well, best you keep thinking it was my hand, on your lucious tummy without the bountiful help of Mr. Daniels :p

Oh yeah, and it's Orville, not Otis.

Lecherously yours,

~Old Fart Newton

PS-When are you coming back?

MFS
10-01-2001, 11:06 PM
Originally posted by TheLochNessHump
I don't know if any of you noticed this, but we're not living in Utopia. There are people who misbehave. So wake the fuck up and get a grasp on real life. Most of my sympathy and compassion goes to causes like starving children or homeless veterens. So don't expect me to cry my eyes out for someone who dresses like a Wet T-shirt Night contestant and then gets her butt pinched by a drunken old fart.

And leave this board open for people who actually have a legitimate gripe.

Well, I'll tell ya, this may not be the "proper" Dope-way of doing this, but, damnit, you've sparked something.

So:

Look here, you mentally inept excuse for a human being. i don't know what sort of fucking day you've had, or just exactly what sort of reaction you thought you'd get posting your shit, but your blatant jackass-ism has imbued an ire in me that I've not experienced in quite a while.

Your empty-headed, neanderthal-like attitude is not only pathetic, but clearly off-kilter and just plain fucked-up.

No one here is proclaiming that the world is a Utopia. All we're saying is that a shirt that bares one's midrift, even when worn in Vegas, is NOT a fucking free-pass for a skin-grabbing free-for-all. No matter how you play the cards, it is wrong. Your feeble attempts to fucking justify the dirty old man's behavior is pathetic.

If any one here needs to get a grip, it is you, LochNessHump. So why don't you trot your ass back to the loch, fit yourself with some nice cement shoes, and go for a swim... the world will be a better place.

racinchikki
10-01-2001, 11:06 PM
And here's my legitimate gripe!

You obviously have NO GRASP of what the fuck "slutty" means!

Please, oh genius of social interaction that you are, explain to poor ign'ant me exactly how and why the way one person dresses gives another person ANY RIGHT WHATSOEVER to touch her?

Cat Whisperer
10-01-2001, 11:07 PM
DNFTT, people. He's obviously yanking us. Or he's incredibly stupid. Either way, not really worth any of us getting worked up.

Little Bird
10-01-2001, 11:10 PM
Um, Nessie? Don't insult people because you are wrong. Go the fuck away. No, really, go away. No one will miss you.


P.s. I dress sexy every once in a while, and if you ever touched me because of it, I'd leave you wimpering puddle on the floor.

MFS
10-01-2001, 11:10 PM
Originally posted by featherlou
DNFTT, people. He's obviously yanking us. Or he's incredibly stupid. Either way, not really worth any of us getting worked up.

perhaps, but damn did it feel good to rip into him...

p.s. - my vote is stupid, even if they are just trying to yank us...

iampunha
10-01-2001, 11:17 PM
Originally posted by TheLochNessHump
I went your webpage, and was glad that you included your gender, cause man, that pic had me STUMPED. I'm notifying Fugly about it right away.

I hope you had better luck than I did . . . they told me they didn't want to be criminally liable for anyone busting their eyes or nearby mirrors.*

By the way, that picture is A) over a year old and B) not the only one of me on there. If you were a good little Dump, you'd have found the link on the page to a more gender-identifiable picture of me. I promise.

And if I had meant to say women who dress slutty deserve to be raped, I would have said it.

"Women who dress sexily deserve [fill in blank with ungood thing]." It's just this little thing called a slippery slope. You may want to acquaint yourself with it, because you're near the bottom, and you know the saying: shit rolls downhill.

I said I can't believe women who dress slutty are actually SURPRISED that there are going to be people who think they ARE slutty.

Incorrect, you warthog-faced buffoon. In fact, here are your own shit-infected words:

Were you asking for it [a lecherous advance]?

Yes.

Hmm. Sure looks to me like you said a woman who dresses in provocative clothing is asking to be inappropriately touched. But hey, I'm just a lousy English major, what the Hell do I know?

I don't know if any of you noticed this, but we're not living in Utopia. There are people who misbehave.

And that doesn't make it right, you blathering pile of maggot-infested slothshit.

And leave this board open for people who actually have a legitimate gripe.

Or, since you're an illiterate fuckwipe who can't seem to grasp that this isn't his board and as such he doesn't get to make the rules, let me quote from the fucking Forum Page:

"The BBQ Pit
If you gotta flame, do it here."

Could we make this simpler for you, O He Who Cannot Seem to Fucking Read?



*In case you're that devoid of a brain, let me assure you that this was most definitely sarcasm. When you're propositioned by both sexes, you know you have something going for you.

TheLochNessHump
10-01-2001, 11:36 PM
Aww, that's sweet. Iampunha, if you were a man, I'd kiss you.

Venoma
10-02-2001, 08:19 AM
(another 'me too' post)

What she was wearing does not matter. I would almost put money on the fact that the sick old fuck would have found another reason to touch her if she'd been covered from neck to toe.
The only time I was realistically GROPED in public, I was wearing long pants and a long sleeved turtleneck. The guy 'fell' on me and his hand landed on the inner joint of my thigh. In other words, he pretty much grabbed my fucking cunt. (there was noone else within a 5 meter radius. It was in a mall. No reason for him to stumble in my direction. I was too young to go kick his ass.)

If she was an (to the subject) unattractive woman wearing the same outfit, she might have been left alone. If she was wearing a nun's habit, he probably would have tried for her ass instead.

Also, on a side note, my uncle's brother treated me the same way this weekend for wearing a crossover tanktop. (hand on my shoulder, held a fucking wine bottle against my bare back, telling me how pretty I was, was I nice like my mother? I'd never fucking SEEN the guy before. My response: touch me again and you'll get a fist in the face.) Is that dressing like a highclass whore? At a wedding reception no less?

PLUS IF YOU DONT LIKE US BITCHING ABOUT IT, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE PIT.

Simetra
10-02-2001, 09:40 AM
Originally posted by bobkitty
I'm VERY particular about who I let touch me. Not only are you not on the list, but you are nowhere NEAR the list.

Woohoo!! I made the list. ;)



Oh and TLNH? I just wanted to say "Go fuck yourself."

Superdude
10-02-2001, 10:20 AM
First of all, bobkitty, another person who hopes never to piss you off, but wants to be on the list that can touch you.

Now, to the issue at hand. TheLochNessHump. You are obviously single and lonely, as you have no idea of how to talk to women. Or to even treat them. If, through some odd stroke of fate, you are involved with a woman, I hope she comes to her senses and leaves you for a nicer guy. The fact of the matter was this: Whether or not she was dressed provocatively does NOT give this cocknugget the right to put his hands on her. Some people are just dicks. I expected you to recognize one of your own kind in this old guy. Your "she was asking for it mentality" is exactly why we have double-standards, unequal pay for equal work, and all the other things that keep women treated inferior to men. It's assholes like you that keep women from being recognized as actually superior to men.

Suo Na
10-02-2001, 11:11 AM
Originally posted by TheLochNessHump
Try dressing like an average librarian and see if you get pawed. Won't happened

I do dress like the average librarian, and I do get pawed, frequently. Let's see...the baggy burgundy high-necked sweater and beige, cordouroy ankle-length skirt, not to mention the glasses, earned me a hand in my crotch. Oh, by the way, did I mention I was fourteen and at a computer show at the time?

How about the loose wool pants and cable-knit sweater that got both breasts squeezed?

You brainless piece of barbarian shit. You're probably the asshole who did it. May your genitals crawl back up into your body and rot there.

bobkitty
10-02-2001, 11:29 AM
Originally posted by RedFury
Oh yeah, and it's Orville, not Otis.

Mmmm.. nope. Otis was indeed the town drunk. I'm pretty positive about that. So you're a Daniels man, huh? Thought I recognized that smell. And uh, why don't you tell me when YOU're coming back. Then we could, uh, coordinate our vacations. Yeah, that's right. Coordinate.

To everyone else (except Humper over there)... awwwww. Thanks, guys. You did a much better job than I. Though I did do mine in another language, which should get me extra points (especially with Jarbaby). :D

Superdude, you may feel free to poke away. ;)

I just feel all warm and fuzzy right now. :)

-BK

Stiletto
10-02-2001, 11:38 AM
Originally posted by TheLochNessHump
It never fails to amaze me that women who dress like gutter whores get offended when a lecherous advance is made. You don't exactly command the respect of a nun with leather pants and a half-shirt, you know.

I sorry you were sexually-harassed.

Did you deserve it?
No.

Were you asking for it?
Yes.

So....by this logic, I guess LochNess is asking to be smothered quietly under a pillow? Or maybe just tied up and left exposed on a hillside? I mean, those are appropriate traditional responses for serious defectives like that...

BobKitty, you also have my sympathy for getting harrassed. IMNSHO, what he did deserves jail-time or physical retribution. But then, I'm a firm believer in the death penalty for rape.

-Stil

MFS
10-02-2001, 11:45 AM
Originally posted by Stiletto
So....by this logic, I guess LochNess is asking to be smothered quietly under a pillow?

I've got a nice, fluffy one we could use... I'll even put on a fresh pillow cover.

LindyHopper
10-02-2001, 12:00 PM
Originally posted by MFS
Originally posted by Stiletto
So....by this logic, I guess LochNess is asking to be smothered quietly under a pillow?

I've got a nice, fluffy one we could use... I'll even put on a fresh pillow cover.

Why on Earth would you want to put on a fresh pillowcase? You'll get slime all over it. On second thought, don't even bother with a pillow. I've got a 40-pound block of cement in the alley behind my house we could use. Quicker and cleaner.

Oh, and Humpy? Go crawl back into whatever maggot-infested roach motel you crawled out from. Any human (and I use the term very loosely) who claims to hold the views you do about women is either: A) a pus-eating troglodyte; or B) a camel-felching, pimply-faced teenager who just wants a reaction. My vote's on C) both of the above, plus a complete and utter waste of skin. Toodles, fuckchop (thanks, jarbabyj!). Don't let the back door hit ya where the good Lord split ya.

Blackclaw
10-02-2001, 12:00 PM
Originally posted by MFS
Originally posted by Stiletto
So....by this logic, I guess LochNess is asking to be smothered quietly under a pillow?

I've got a nice, fluffy one we could use... I'll even put on a fresh pillow cover.

I don't know if I'd call the pillow cover that MFSjr puked on fresh... well, I guess it kinda is, if ya hurry.

MFS
10-02-2001, 12:25 PM
Originally posted by Blackclaw
Originally posted by MFS
Originally posted by Stiletto
So....by this logic, I guess LochNess is asking to be smothered quietly under a pillow?

I've got a nice, fluffy one we could use... I'll even put on a fresh pillow cover.

I don't know if I'd call the pillow cover that MFSjr puked on fresh... well, I guess it kinda is, if ya hurry.

hey, damnit, he has only barfed on the carpet recently... and that was because he had the flu. he's not been doing the spit-up thing anymore... he outgrew that

pezpunk
10-02-2001, 12:46 PM
Originally posted by pezpunk
Maybe he thought you were one of those troll dolls and was wondering where you had misplaced your gem? :D [/B]

I fear that this lochness hump problem is all my fault. See, I clearly mentioned trolls in this post and BAM! Here he is. It's a lot like saying candyman in the mirror 5 times. I swear, I leave flirting and come back to fighting. Can't y'all get along?

And Venoma no nookie? no problem. I wanted sex anyways. ;)

TheLochNessHump
10-02-2001, 03:22 PM
Originally posted by Superdude

It's assholes like you that keep women from being recognized as actually superior to men.

Hilarious! In fact, I always thought men were superior to women until I saw the DRUNKEN GIRLS OF SPRING BREAK videos. After that, I saw the light.

Woman want to play the attention-whoring superstar? Go ahead, I won't stop you. But don't be surprised if you get a crazed fan or two.

A nice, attractive doctor can look at her and think, "What a pretty young woman. That half-shirt and leather pants make quite the ensemble. I must ask her out, she seems intriguing."

A nice, attractive serial rapist can look at her and think, "Dinner bell!"

You never know. It's all about perception, isn't it?

Anyhow, the last few posts about me really haven't gotten me too flustered. Maybe more exclamation points in future posts would help. Thanks a bunch.

MFS
10-02-2001, 04:00 PM
Originally posted by TheLochNessHump
You never know. It's all about perception, isn't it?

well, I believe that the general perception is that you are a fucking jackass. Fuck off.

No. Really.


Fuck off.

Venoma
10-02-2001, 04:07 PM
Like the ones where people who are adequately covered are STILL harassed. Do we have the right to bitch? How do you know her clothes were really, actually, honest-to-god a factor in fucknut's eyes?

Unless you are him, you don't. To a serial rapist, a dinner bell is a woman with low self esteem who's not as likely to be noticed.

The last acquantaince of mine that was raped (this year) is an overweight 30-year old who's had 2 kids. She's gorgeous on the inside. Her rapist likely didn't know this as she didn't even get to see his face.

TheLochNessHump
10-02-2001, 04:30 PM
Originally posted by MFS


well, I believe that the general perception is that you are a fucking jackass. Fuck off.

No. Really.


Fuck off. [/B]

Wow, I haven't seen a delivery this inspired since Steven Seagal hosted SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE.

No. Really.

Here's a quarter. Now dance for me again, you fucking monkey puppet! Dance!

MFS
10-02-2001, 04:37 PM
Originally posted by TheLochNessHump
Here's a quarter. Now dance for me again, you fucking monkey puppet! Dance!

evidently, you think you're something special... keep in mind that I will reply to anything and everything when I see it fit to do so. All because I'm replying to you doesn't make you special.

And your attempts at humor and cleverness need some work. Serious work.

Now, please, do us all a favor and kill yourself.

Do it now.

Really.

racinchikki
10-02-2001, 05:01 PM
No! Don't just kill yourself, that would cause work for people who really shouldn't have to bother themselves with you - the investigators into your unattended death, so on and so forth. No. Instead, move to Afghanistan. Then you won't have to worry about women who show too much skin, mmkay?

Spectre of Pithecanthropus
10-02-2001, 05:02 PM
Originally posted by Nocturne
LochNessHumps-dead-syphilitic-goats:

It doesn't matter what anyone wears
It shouldn't, but unfortunately does to some.

And if I dress to expose a little skin, it does NOT mean I want the GREAT DECREPIT UNWASHED of the world to TOUCH me and expect biblical knowledge of my innermost secrets simply because I want to look good.

And it also shouldn't mean that if a guy exposes a little more skin than that revealed by oversize baggy shorts and and XXL t-shirt, that that guy is gay, but unfortunately it does mean that to many people. I'm a guy, and I live in a warm climate, and wish I had a little more leeway in that regard.


(Nothing personal, Nocturne, I only chose your reply because you remind me of a good point).

iampunha
10-02-2001, 05:06 PM
Originally posted by TheLochNessHump
Here's a quarter. Now dance for me again, you fucking monkey puppet! Dance!

Same song, third verse; a little bit louder and a little bit worse.

MFS
10-02-2001, 05:14 PM
Originally posted by racinchikki
No! Don't just kill yourself, that would cause work for people who really shouldn't have to bother themselves with you - the investigators into your unattended death, so on and so forth. No. Instead, move to Afghanistan. Then you won't have to worry about women who show too much skin, mmkay?

oh, good point. they could also just dive head-first into one of those big mulching/chipping machines... not that I'd want them fertilizing my garden/yard/flower bed in such a manner, but it'd be less work for others.

DocCathode
10-02-2001, 05:37 PM
Thing The First

Originally posted by pezpunk
Originally posted by pezpunk
Maybe he thought you were one of those troll dolls and was wondering where you had misplaced your gem? :D

I fear that this lochness hump problem is all my fault. See, I clearly mentioned trolls in this post and BAM! Here he is. It's a lot like saying candyman in the mirror 5 times. I swear, I leave flirting and come back to fighting. Can't y'all get along?

And Venoma no nookie? no problem. I wanted sex anyways. ;) [/B]

Your "mention them and they appear"theory intrigues me. I shall test it. Busty-leather-clad-ex-nuns. Busty-leather-clad-ex-nuns. Busty-leather-clad-ex-nuns. Now we wait and hope.

Thing The Second
She did NOT ask for it. I know because I wait for just such an explicit request from a woman. Then, I make sure that she was talking to me. Then, I test her for alcohol or drugs that may have temporarily robbed her of judgement and/or eyesight. I then have her sign a form stating that she asks of her own free will and understands who she's asking. With these formalities out of the way, love can commence. The amount and type of clothing do NOT give idiots the right to make ANY kind of physical contact. If that was what she wanted she'd be wearing a t-shirt that said "Please grope me" in really big letters. There is clothing that sends the message "I am proud of my anatomy. Please, take a second to admire it from afar.". Do a buff guy in a mesh shirt or a woman in a half shirt 3 sizes too small(I'm not saying this is what she was wearing. )want you to look? Yes. Do they want you to touch? No. As your poor mother should have taught you, you look with your eyes and not with your hands.

Thing The Last
That's it! From now on I'll always wear a shirt that says "Attention Women ages 18 to 35, must be Jewish, Non-smoker-Grope Me!" Or maybe I should just carry a sign.

I suspect LNH is actually Unca Cecil, come to test his disciples. How do we, the Fighters Of Ignorance, respond when faced with the truly Ignorant?

GingerOfTheNorth
10-02-2001, 05:38 PM
You ignorant fucking goat-licking son-of-a-bitch sucking cockwrench.

I have in the course of my life been fondled by many people whose attentions I not only did not invite, but actively avoided.
This includes in bathing suits, shorts, jeans, skirts, uniforms, and EVEN WHILE 7 MONTHS PREGNANT WEARING A LONG, COMPLETELY NON-REVEALING MATERNITY DRESS.
Do you honestly think that I invited such attentions while pregnant? Do you think that all women are whores? As for the 'dressing like a librarian' comment, lick my dog's scabby ass. How exactly does a librarian dress? 'Cause I've seen librarians walking around practically fucking naked too, fucklump.

Jesus in a Winnebago. Ass.

I do not like people I don't know touching me. Basic human response to persons who invade my personal space is backing away. However, if I ever am agressively touched by someone who I do not know, I would likely punch them. Male or female. Ask the fucker who grabbed me while pregnant. I believe I broke his nose.

racinchikki
10-02-2001, 05:53 PM
If women didn't want men to grope them, they wouldn't walk around wearing those sexy breasts! By having breasts, they're obviously asking for it!!!

RedFury
10-02-2001, 06:25 PM
bobkitty (may I call you Kitty? Seeing as we've been almost intimate already, might be something to think about)

Anyhewwww.

"Mmmm.. nope. Otis was indeed the town drunk. I'm pretty positive about that. So you're a Daniels man, huh? Thought I recognized that smell. And uh, why don't you tell me when YOU're coming back. Then we could, uh, coordinate our vacations. Yeah, that's right. Coordinate

After reading your opening salvo about us, I must be nuts for trying to point out my own friend's name. I mean, of course I know Otis, how could I not? We happen to hang in the same gutters. But the fact remains we're not too friendly. He is younger and better looking than me -- which is not saying much, but I can do without the competition. Anyway, it's Orville I'm friendly with, of that, I'm sure. And despite the fact that he wears a pacemaker, I'd be willing to provide him with a fresh battery if you'd like to meet him, when we hmm, ermm, hem, aah, cough! cough!...we coordinate our future rendezvous. Be still meown heart!

Question, if I may, on the "Daniels issue." Forgive me, but my neuron --plural optional -- just doesn't fire like it used to, so I'm not sure from your comment whether you liked the Mr. Daniels scent or if you found it more like a stench. Either way, I'll do as told since you'll be here to please me. I may be senile, but I still know a good tummy when I see one. Wouldn't want to mess up...any more than usual.

As for "coordinating" our meeting, shouldn't be a problem. I live here. I mean here as where we met last. And if I'm not here...well, try the gutter, but please, please, ignore the good-looking drunk next to me. That would be Otis and as I painstakingly pointed out to you, he is not my friend. Hope this works for you. If not, I could e-mail you the phone number of my regular public booth. For my own safety, I can't post it here....there's this blue-haired lady that stalks me. I give her credit for her good taste and the fact that she wears dentures is a plus, but still, if I can get steak, why settle for chopped liver.

Lastly, anyone that hints you shouldn't dress as you do, well, it's obvious they don't know what they are talking about. Art can take many forms and you're one of the best I've ever seen. What you really deserve is a standing O. And provided I can stay upright during our rendezvous, that's the very least I am willing to give you. Diamonds are a bit beyond me to be frank, but I do know this pawn-shop with awesome cubic zirconias.

With baited breath and still, lecherously yours, I eagerly await your reply.

~Old Fart Newton

[b]:::::at your feet::::

Stiletto
10-02-2001, 07:03 PM
Originally posted by TheLochNessHump
Hilarious! In fact, I always thought men were superior to women until I saw the DRUNKEN GIRLS OF SPRING BREAK videos. After that, I saw the light.

Woman want to play the attention-whoring superstar? Go ahead, I won't stop you. But don't be surprised if you get a crazed fan or two.

Apparently somebody forgot to tell me we were going to have to watch an episode of "Misogynist Assholes From The Planet Dipshit"
Originally posted by TheLochNessHump
You never know. It's all about perception, isn't it?

Anyhow, the last few posts about me really haven't gotten me too flustered. Maybe more exclamation points in future posts would help. Thanks a bunch. [/B]
Hey....*tap tap tap* LochNess...um, I'm fairly sure that the only reason the previous posts about you haven't affected you is that you haven't been reading them. I cannot, unfortunately, say that you are entirely wrong that sometimes this kind of thing happens. But, and you did ask for more exclamation points, WHAT WE ARE SAYING IS THAT THIS IS THE WRONG ATTITUDE FOR MEN TO HAVE!!! WE THINK IT IS WRONG TO OBJECTIFY WOMEN IN SUCH A MANNER!!! WE DON'T THINK IT IS OKAY FOR SOME JERK-OFF TO TOUCH, FONDLE, FOLD, SPINDLE, RAPE, OR MUTILATE A WOMAN BECAUSE SHE HAPPENS TO BE WEARING SOMETHING THAT SHOWS OFF HER BODY!! (or for any other reason, for that matter).

Now, I'm going to type slowly and use simple words, here, so that you can understand....I Have One Simple Question For You: When speaking about the attitude that skimpy clothing makes it okay to touch, molest, or attack a woman.... IS this the attitude you hold? Is that state of affairs alright with you?

If so, please seek professional help, before one of us happens to run into you while you are taking advantage of some women who hasn't asked for your "affections". If any of my fellow SDMB'ers are anything like me, if I happen to run into something like that occurring, I make sure that the attacker in question can't ever do anything like that again.

If this attitude is not okay with you, then why, exactly, are you bothering to post your opinions in this rant? Unfortunately, since you haven't bothered to actually ANSWER anyone's accusations or comments, I really don't know if you're just baiting us, or if you really are as stupid, bigoted, and hateful as you're coming across. You said you were sorry that bobkitty was harrassed. Did you mean it?

So either be clear, and concise, and tell me whether or not this attitude is okay with you...or please, get the hell out of a rant that obviously means nothing to you.

-Stil

Cartooniverse
10-02-2001, 07:14 PM
Originally posted by racinchikki
If women didn't want men to grope them, they wouldn't walk around wearing those sexy breasts! By having breasts, they're obviously asking for it!!!

I like the way you think, racinchikki !!!! You're a team player ! I think I love you !!!!!

;)

Cartooniverse

RedFury
10-02-2001, 07:20 PM
Do I detect a bit of negative vibe here?

I think we all agree that Loch dude is seriously misguided, but please, people...I'm trying to have a civilized conversation with my new fetish.

Ooops! scratch that, Freudian slip, I clearly meant Madame bobkitty. A thousand pardons.

Pssst! Loch etc., open your own Pit-thread, dweeb. Or get in line. Like everyone else. :mad:

Helen's Eidolon
10-02-2001, 07:30 PM
Frozen fuck on a stick!

Even if I was the biggest slut ever to have existed, have slept with more than 10% of the world's population and am wearing a bikini you do not have a right to touch my body intimately without my consent.

Do you understand that?

BTW, I'd like to applaud the actions of those women who managed to give them a punch like they deserved. My best friend got grabbed in the middle of our school hallway and was unable to even act.

Busty-leather-clad-ex-nun
10-02-2001, 07:57 PM
Originally posted by DocCathode
Your "mention them and they appear"theory intrigues me. I shall test it. Busty-leather-clad-ex-nuns. Busty-leather-clad-ex-nuns. Busty-leather-clad-ex-nuns. Now we wait and hope.

You called?

Lynn Bodoni
10-02-2001, 08:43 PM
Don't get too worked up about the Hump, people. He's just BingoBurringo/Trenchmouth. I'm thinking of closing this thread and inviting the OP to make another go of it.

Lynn

Lynn Bodoni
10-02-2001, 08:45 PM
Oh, and Busty-leather-clad-ex-nun? Just ONE screen name per user, please.

Lynn

pezpunk
10-02-2001, 08:45 PM
Originally posted by Busty-leather-clad-ex-nun
Originally posted by DocCathode
Your "mention them and they appear"theory intrigues me. I shall test it. Busty-leather-clad-ex-nuns. Busty-leather-clad-ex-nuns. Busty-leather-clad-ex-nuns. Now we wait and hope.

You called?

LOL!!! :)

I see another banning coming!

Guinastasia
10-02-2001, 09:56 PM
So who is Busty?

Little Bird
10-03-2001, 12:24 AM
Originally posted by Busty-leather-clad-ex-nun
You called? [/B]

Now that's humor!

LindyHopper
10-03-2001, 10:28 AM
Lynn, once again, you're a goddess.

aenea
10-03-2001, 10:58 AM
That Godiva does sell chocolate online.

They also sell gift certificates that are incredibly easy to send to someone via email. To people such as Cecil's Angels, Lynn, and Tubadiva

Lynn spells her last name Bodoni, and her email is available, btw, as is Tuba's.

Two of the most Godiva deserving women on this planet.

;)

Oicu812
10-03-2001, 02:03 PM
But this was linked from MPSIMS, and I checked it out.

Why would all of you good people allow this silly little introverted inbred to get you so riled up? It is not his fault that his mother dropped him on his head during infancy. We all know that.

What we need is to be a little more understanding of these trolls! They thrive on causing tempests in teapots. NOTHING pisses them off worse than ignoring their feeble little attempts at attention grabbing. The mods are DAMNED efficient at weeding them out in short order, so don't indulge them by blatant, paint peeling profanity aimed their way! A simple "Oh, that's nice" and continuing on with the OP is WAAAAAY more damaging to the trolls' delicate, desperate little psyches! And, although it takes a smidgen more effort, a good put down without cursing is sometimes quite effective as well.

O
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Vidi Vici Veni!

MFS
10-03-2001, 02:54 PM
Originally posted by Oicu812
But this was linked from MPSIMS, and I checked it out.

Why would all of you good people allow this silly little introverted inbred to get you so riled up? It is not his fault that his mother dropped him on his head during infancy. We all know that.

no argument there...

What we need is to be a little more understanding of these trolls! They thrive on causing tempests in teapots. NOTHING pisses them off worse than ignoring their feeble little attempts at attention grabbing. The mods are DAMNED efficient at weeding them out in short order, so don't indulge them by blatant, paint peeling profanity aimed their way! A simple "Oh, that's nice" and continuing on with the OP is WAAAAAY more damaging to the trolls' delicate, desperate little psyches! And, although it takes a smidgen more effort, a good put down without cursing is sometimes quite effective as well.

oh, pooh. you're no fun.

Oicu812
10-03-2001, 04:01 PM
...and cynical, devious and all sorts of other, wonderful things!

I just don't allow the troll/sock puppet parade/moron patrol to bother me in the slightest. It is kind of like trying to argue politics with your average 8 year old. Pointless.

O

RedFury
10-03-2001, 06:48 PM
:::peeks in..heart aflutter::::

Argggh! Nooooooooo....

Not only has this creature managed to get itself banned -- in itself, a good thing -- but, more importantly for me, derails the conversation and grinds it to a halt :(

Not everyday the object of my desire starts a whole thread just for moi. Yes, I know, some of you would just love to point out bobkitty's apparent disgust with my actions and her all-around negative tone towards lecherous old farts such as myself. But that's just it! I thought we were doing quite well in working out our differences -- as proven by the fact that talks about a possible rendezvous were in progress. I felt she was offering me an olive branch, and however small, the possibility of gazing at her glorious navel once again. Then, pooof! who should walk in the middle of this touchy subject? Yeah, yeah, that's right, none other than that Hump, Loch, with his transparent agenda of getting closer to bobkitty using reverse psychology.....

Of course, we all knew his efforts were destined for failure, bobkitty being what she is, sheer genius that happens to be covered in a delectably exquisite package. Apparently, what wasn't so obvious to many, was the devastating secondary effect his guerilla warfare would have on our peace talks. For shame! depriving this old fart of a reason to live. Hope you're happy, Hump, but I think you're an evil bastard even if you didn't manage to fool me for a minute.

bobkitty, I'm really sorry this turned out the way it did, but who knows, maybe some good will come out of this sordid affair. For instance, you've made me realize I need to give up on old pal, Daniels, as the fumes I emanate after distilling it are not up to the high standards of someone such as yourself. Not that there are many of course, which only reinforces my decision to switch to Listerine as my drink of choice. For that and more, I thank you kindly...and so does my blue-haired, toothless stalker.

Yours -- but only if you want to.

I remain, clad in plaid.

~Old Fart Newton

::::note to self: self, you really, really need a hobby::::

[Edited by Lynn Bodoni on 10-03-2001 at 05:59 PM]

RedFury
10-03-2001, 06:52 PM
Shoot! My feeble vision betrays me once again. Mods, correcting the code would be awfully kind of you. Not to mention how much it would mean to this old fart -- a lot.

Gracias!

RedFury
10-03-2001, 09:00 PM
Es usted muy amable, Seņora/Seņorita Bodoni.

Should you ever come to Vegas (I think that's where the OP says I am, but I could be wrong, my memory being what is isn't) perchance you'll allow me to give you a small token as proof of my gratitude: a cubic zirconia. Any furtive glances at your navel should be considered involuntary. I'm working on it, but I imagine it takes time to rid myself of this heinous obsession.

:::bow:::

Ouch! that hurt...just not as flexible as I once was :(

Superdude
10-04-2001, 08:58 AM
Originally posted by Oicu812
It is not his fault that his mother dropped him on his head during infancy. We all know that.


Hey, now...my father dropped me on my as a child. Let's not generalize. Even though I know it explains a lot about me.

Gorgon Heap
10-04-2001, 09:32 AM
I seem to have become completely lost.

First, we were gnashing our teeth at some old derilict.

Then we were able to focus our rage against the foolish Hump.

Now we are ... what? All I see is people sucking up to bobkitty. Enough, I say!!! I was so enjoying venting my frustrations! This is the Pit!!! Lets roast somebody!!!

Hmmm ... speaking of which, where's Wildets Bill?

Bwa-Ha-Ha!!!!!!

Gorgon Heap
10-04-2001, 09:34 AM
Gahhhhhh! Tpygni too fats mackes me spell badyl.

bobkitty
10-04-2001, 10:07 AM
Originally posted by Gorgon Heap
All I see is people sucking up to bobkitty.

You got a problem there, buddy? You talkin' to me? You MUST be talking to me, cause I don't see no one else round here named bobkitty though there's a bagkitty, easily confused with me.

Why don't you just tell me what the FUCK is so wrong with people sucking up to me? HUH? Youse got a problem wit dat, you can just hie your little pansy ass on OUT of my thread. Got it? If I want to have DOZENS of dopers laying at my feet, worshipping me, hanging on my every word, then I'll DAMN WELL DO IT!! You're just jealous that you don't have the kind of POWER I do!!!

Fuckwad.

This rant brought to you by the letters S, C, A, R, and M. Put 'em together.

-BK

Gorgon Heap
10-04-2001, 10:27 AM
SCARM?????

Fuck me? Fuck me???

Well!!! Fuck you! Fuck him!!! Fuck them!!!!

Well, as we are having a conversation in the office about compound modifiers, you're a Goddamned uppity bitch!!

What do ya think of them apples!!!

This rant brought to you by People Against Ass-Kissing International, or PAAKI.

That's cute. PAAKI. Awwwwwww.

Oicu812
10-04-2001, 11:31 AM
What is that vile, odious stench? Methinks yet another tr... Um, Naaaah. Couldn't be.

Laa daa de dum.

O
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Who is in a wierd place right now. WORK.

irishgirl
10-04-2001, 06:44 PM
lochnesshump. you disgust me.
the sad fact is WHATEVER a woman wears will be found to be provacative by SOMEONE. the same is true of men.
however, i DO NOT pinch the asses of strange men in bars because of their tight jeans.
i don't rub up against them because i like their fluffy sweater.
i have MANNERS.

and this makes me pissed off.

during the last month i was travelling in europe on the trains with a girl-friend.

in this time

i fell asleep on an overnight train and woke up to find my carriage mate asleep with his arms wrapped around my lower leg...and my toe in his mouth!

my friend had an old man squeeze her breast... at 4am in a train corridor. and she was wearing two sweaters and a WATERPROOF FLEECE because of the cold. really sexy!

we had an old man ask for our telephone numbers, and refuse to go away without
" a keess from the bee-oo-ti-fool wee-men"
which he didn't get!

i was tickled by a hostel owner... and not in a friendly uncle sort of way.

and don't even start me on metro systems.

i have NO PATIENCE with frotteurs, groper, drunken lechs and people of lochnesshump's species.
which i can't classify right now, but i'm sure isn't human.

spacedmanspliff
10-05-2001, 06:27 AM
[QUOTE]Originally posted by irishgirl

i fell asleep on an overnight train and woke up to find my carriage mate asleep with his arms wrapped around my lower leg...and my toe in his mouth!

girl youve got all the right in the world to be peeved wonder what he was thinking rather i guess he wasnt
and as for TLNH think its time to ignore the jerk got his ass banned anyways

iampunha
10-05-2001, 06:46 AM
Originally posted by Gorgon Heap
Fuck me???

Well!!! Fuck you! Fuck him!!! Fuck them!!!!

Fuck us!!

We hve now (sort of) conjugated the verb "to fuck [someone]". Can we get back to the matter at hand?

:: pointedly does NOT cop a cheap feel from bobkitty, who he imagines has sharp claws and can hiss like a pissed-off bobcat ::

bobkitty
10-05-2001, 10:43 AM
Originally posted by iampunha
:: pointedly does NOT cop a cheap feel from bobkitty, who he imagines has sharp claws and can hiss like a pissed-off bobcat ::

Hey 'Punha.. can I use this in my sig? Please? You would, of course, get credit. :)

-BK (who's cheerfully filing her nails at work as we speak)

iampunha
10-05-2001, 10:54 AM
Originally posted by bobkitty
Hey 'Punha.. can I use this in my sig? Please? You would, of course, get credit. :)

-BK (who's cheerfully filing her nails at work as we speak)

I am honored that someone as meritorious as yourself would deign to . . . oh, Hell, I'm tired of thinking of big words. If you wanna, more power to ya:)