Upsize Your "Combo" for free?

[d12]

Is there any way I could naturally enlarge my penis without buying anything or anything like attaching weights to it (like Mr. Lifto)?

Perhaps some special excersises?

[bernse]

How about reading a dirty magazine?

[d12]

I kinda meant enlarge it's size when erect and maybe when not.

[Arjuna34]

This topic arises (ha ha) so often that Cecil has answered the question:

Do penis enlargement devices actually work? (http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_056.html)

Arjuna34

[Mangetout]

I met a bloke in a pub once, he said he'd been next to a black guy at the urinal and had noticed that he had an enormous penis, so large in fact that he had to ask about it; the guy explained that in his culture, they tied a heavy stone to the end of the adolescent's tackle and let gravity do it's work, the chap I met said he was going to try it.

I saw him a week later and I asked him if it was working

"well, it half-worked" he replied

"what do you mean 'half-worked'?" I queried

"well" he said...
























..."It went black"

[cornflakes]

Stop that, Mangetout. I'm a sucker for bad jokes and I'm going to get divorced if I tell my wife any more of these...

[d12]

gotta admit that it was funny :P
So nobody has a clue?

[Arjuna34]

Originally posted by d12
gotta admit that it was funny :P
So nobody has a clue?

Um, did you read Cecil's column on the subject in my first post? Basically, no, they don't work.

Arjuna34