Toast! Yeeeaaahh Toast!

[Rue DeDay]

*crunch*
I wanted toast.
*crunch*
I made toast.
*crunch*
I have toast.
*crunch*
Another Rue DeDay Drama with a happy ending.
*crunch, crunch, crunch*

My toast is gone.

I want toast.

(One day I'll post something substantial. One day. Don't hold your breath.)


-Rue.

[Oicu812]

*<;o)

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[JSA]

You must go here
http://www.heywoodbanks.com

[Why A Duck]

Mmmm....Toast.

'specially toast made with Pepperidge Farm Toasting White bread.

Where is Powdered Toast Man when you need him?

[Eonwe]

Croissant...





















FRENCH TOAST!!!!

[Bandanaman]

Candy is dandy, but I love toast the moast.

[JSA]

<Bang on toaster>


FREEEENCH TOOOOOOAST!!!


</Bang on toaster>


Heywood rules!

[Gartog]

Toast, Toast
Glorious Toast
Nothing quite like it for
eating the most,


[wonders off, looking for a toaster]

[Francesca]

I love toast. I could live on toast. In fact, occasionally I do just that. Peanut butter on toast. Pate on toast. Cheese on toast. Ham and dill pickles on toast. Gentleman's Relish on toast. And then the bread runs out. I weep when the bread runs out. My story does not have a happy ending.

Toast must be done in a very special way though. It must be *just* getting brown. No burning. Slap the marge on straight away so that it melts into the toast - and no skimping - it must spread right up to the edges. What is with people who only butter the middle of the toast? You're left with dry toast at the edges! Who wants dry toast apart from masochists and perhaps monks who have taken vows to live simple dry-toast lives?

Toast toast toast.

Fran

[screech-owl]

Mmmm. Lightly toasted marbled rye bread (and butter). Mmmmmmmmm.
Such an easy dinner for tonight. Thanks, Rue.

[Athena]

I made homemade bread on Sunday. Not only do I have toast for breakfast, I have kick-ass toast for breakfast. Every day this week. Lots o' butter, seedless blackberry jam on one slice. Skippy creamy Peanut butter on the other.

Francesca: Margarine?!? Isn't that a banable offense? Mods? Are you reading this? She wants to put MARGARINE, that demon-spawn spread o' gangrenous slime on lovely, delicious toast!

[meek]

A site (http://www.lhric.org/pocantico/taverna/98/jf.htm) for the gastronomically impaired. :)

[PigBoy]

I have to settle for warm, soft microwaved bread; toasters are illegal here in the dorm. There is apparently some concern that we'll burn the building down if we use a toaster. I say we have to be prepared to make such sacrifices for some good toast.

I haven't even seen toast in a long time. How depressing.

[AHunter3]

I love Toast!

::inserts blank CD::

::drags files into window::

::burns CD::

ding!

[scout1222]

I had toast this morning!

My best kind of toast is to top it with brown sugar. Yum. The brown sugar mixing in with the melting butter/margarine is SOO good. I haven't had that in a while.

Thanks, Rue, you may have just pushed me back over the edge into the sweetness of my brown sugar toast.

[Tattva]

Originally posted by PigBoy
I have to settle for warm, soft microwaved bread; toasters are illegal here in the dorm.

Not that I typically condone engaging in illegal behavior, but you can always hide the toaster when you're done with it. I had a hot plate in my dorm room - also considered a fire hazard - and I never caught on fire or got caught. They always announced the fire hazard inspection days.

[Rue DeDay]

Originally posted by Francesca
Pate on toast... Gentleman's Relish on toast...Slap the marge on straight away...

The top of your head on toast? Whaaa?

And what's "Gentleman's Relish"? I can make toast, but I'm too crushingly lazy to do a Google search.

And why would you slap Marge with toast? Or slap your toast with Marge? What did she do to you? Does she really deserve such treatment?

So many questions from just one post. A toast post, too.

Euty, for your Cook Book:

Take two slices of bread. (Any kind.) (More if you have a bigger toaster.)

Drop 'em in the slots.

Push down the lever and the wires get hot! You get toast! Yeah, toast!

(Sorry, I was channelling Heywood there for a moment. I'm better now. Thanks.)


-Rue.

[PigBoy]

My roommate was considering smuggling a toaster in here.

But now I've said too much...
::looks about nervously::

[thinksnow]

Francesca
Gentleman's Relish on toast. Methinks Fran has just told us more about her fetishes than she intended to. Pervert.

[ShibbOleth]

just another toast

[FairyChatMom]

mmmmmmmmmm

cinnamon toast

raisin bread toast

raisin pumpernickel toast

who needs nooks and crannies when you have toast??

[Francesca]

The top of your head on toast? Whaaa?

Yes, I wear toast on my head. I strap it on, bonnet-style and parade the streets. Everyone claps.

And what's "Gentleman's Relish"? I can make toast, but I'm too crushingly lazy to do a Google search.

Gentleman's relish (http://www.davenporthouse.com/dphouse/patpepgenrel.html) (AKA Patum peperium) is a paste* made from anchovies, butter, herbs and spices. It's very salty but it's gorgeous. The other gentleman's relish... well, if you put it on toast you'd the bread would go all soggy. And it would probably take all of the fun out of it if you're trying to time the spreading with the cooking of fresh toast. Not to mention the dangers of emitting liquids near electric toasters. No, best to stick with the anchovies.

And why would you slap Marge with toast? Or slap your toast with Marge? What did she do to you? Does she really deserve such treatment?

I slapped Marge with toast because she was trying to take away my toast bonnet.

Fran

*Which, my etymology-loving friend, is where the word pate (the spread made of interesting parts of chickens and pigs, not my head) is made from. The ^ mark that should go over the a in pate, like so: pâté, usually means that there's a missing/elided S. Hence paste. Same thing as in château/castle. And here ends our lesson for today. Stop chewing gum.

[Tygr]

Oh, yes, it's really an excellent CD burning utility for the Macintosh (http://www.roxio.com/en/products/cdrmac.jhtml).

What? Oh, this is all just talk about the subtle art of burning bread?

Um, set it to 3/4 dark, light coat of butter, then generously sprinkle with a cinnamon/sugar mix. Close as I get to rocket science.

mmm, nooks and crannies.... sorry, i was thinking about something else entirely...

[TheNewbie]

Heywood Banks rules! I have taught myself the drum beat to his song and I jam to it in my car all of the time...does that make me pathetic?

[teela brown]

Mmmmm - toasted buttermilk bread, lotsa butter, and good wildflower honey. Big glass of cold milk on the side. Yum!

[ShibbOleth]

I thought thatTygr said:


mmm, crooks and nannies.... sorry, I was thinking about something else entirely... [/B]

Me too!


My favorite toast: Rye toast with butter, plain and simple, eggs with runny yolks on the side.

My favorite toast original poast: Rue's :)

[Lsura]

I'm making beans.


I poot at your toast.


Though now, French Toast sounds fantastic...I'm really hungry y'all.

[Rue DeDay]

French toast, Lsura? Yeah, I can do that (http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=86252) too.

Puddin', on the strengths of your last post, I would make you a Special Friend. But since you already are, I send you a cyber-kiss (Mmmm-wah!), as long as you haven't had any of the Gentleman's Relish stuff lately.

Although, if you put that in your mouth, Alex: mark"B" is one lucky lad.

scout, how can you eat brown sugar? Don't you know it has molasses in it? The poor little moles with their butts in slings, all for your breakfast enjoyment...
(And have you tried mixing a little cinnamon in with the brown sugar? Mmm-mm good!)

Has anyone seen babekitty? That would have all my Special Friends all in one thread. (See, I noticed you were in here too, Snickers.)


-Rue.

[Operator6]

Originally posted by Tattva
Originally posted by PigBoy
I have to settle for warm, soft microwaved bread; toasters are illegal here in the dorm.

Not that I typically condone engaging in illegal behavior, but you can always hide the toaster when you're done with it. I had a hot plate in my dorm room - also considered a fire hazard - and I never caught on fire or got caught. They always announced the fire hazard inspection days.

Not to worry...just request a jury trial should anything untoward transpire. There isn't a jury in the land that could find fault with your need for warm buttery toast!

[Esprix]

Crispy brown toast with strawberry jam and a nice cup of tea (preferably a nice assam).

:D

Esprix