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I just wanted to say that it is my personal goal to bring back knuckle sandwiches. They used to be an integral part of our heritage and culture, now? Well, seems I'm the only one who remembers the good 'ol days. Oh sure, the concept never went away, but the vocabulary did. So who's with me? Hmm? All you have to do is say the following line when someone makes you angry:
"You want a knuckle sandwich?"
(Of course, you have to brandish your fist at the same time for maximum effect)
Ukulele Ike
10-25-2001, 09:41 PM
Hell, I say it to my son, alla time.
"Hey Dad...I'm hungry!"
"How about a KNUCKLE SANDWICH?"
(hysterical giggles)
..he's five, okay?
ferrisgirl
10-25-2001, 10:22 PM
...how bout a hawaiian punchto go with that knuckle sandwich? remember that? :)
alice_in_wonderland
10-25-2001, 11:08 PM
I threaten my bunnies with knuckle sandwiches all the time. It is about as effective as threatening them with their turtle-necked sweaters.
Bad News Baboon
10-26-2001, 12:17 AM
my favorite thing is to offer a pair of socks.
one in each eye!
:)
Rodd Hill
10-26-2001, 12:22 AM
"You'll get a bunch of fives!"
Johnny L.A.
10-26-2001, 08:14 AM
"How'd you like a poke in the snot locker?"
manwithaplan
10-26-2001, 09:11 AM
"Put up your Dukes"
scout1222
10-26-2001, 11:40 AM
Hey buddy, you're cruisin' for a bruisin'.
Padeye
10-26-2001, 12:13 PM
[Channeling *Harry Moses Horwitz]Why I aughta....[/HMH]
*Moe, for the Stooge impaired
IMWOMANHERE
10-28-2001, 10:12 PM
I'm gonna paddle your canoe upstream!
Johnny L.A.
10-29-2001, 06:38 AM
I'm gonna paddle your canoe upstream!
My dad used to say, "I'll paddle your canoe!" When I was little I thought "canoe" was slang for one's backside. (Fortunately I learned by dad couldn't count past three, and I only remember being spanked once.)
Enuma Elish
10-29-2001, 09:21 AM
When I was three I heard my Dad say, "Wanna get slowed" (rhymes with plow). I'm 38 now and I still don't know what that means and neither does anyone else in the family.
geepee
10-29-2001, 09:31 AM
because its a threat that can get you imprisoned and then have nasty things done to you by the sexually frustrated folks in the prisons ,
still it happens alot in Scotland although they won't tell about it and your morelikely to take a glasgow kiss instead
owlstretchingtime
10-29-2001, 09:46 AM
oi! are you talking to me or chewing a brick?
Either way you're going to lose your teeth.
And do you like hospital food?
(c) any English playground in the 70's
Enuma Elish
10-29-2001, 09:52 AM
Slowing gets you prison time?
Why didn't you tell me this earlier.
Maybe a nice family would have adopted me.
(I was very cute as a child.)
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