It's party time! For surreal.

[moronmountain]

I don't remember who started it, but it was at least 8 months ago. The object, is to tell the goings-on of a party, from it's conclusion back to the beginning, but keeping it going as long as possible, even if to at least sound somewhat logical it has to take place over several days. Alot of you may remember this, so I give credit to WHOEVER it was who started it.

But for now, I'll start off with the ending:

Well, that was a good party. Maybe next time Throws all the garbage off the bed and climbs in I'll hire someone to clean up. I'll have to do that again sometime...

[moronmountain]

I found it, it was Mr. Cynical.

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=41261

Look here if you need clarification of the exact point of this thread.

[JBERGES]

How dare you call me that! dumps garbage on bed I'm never coming to one of your dumb moron parties again! Tries to leave, discovers door is jammed, and flings himself out an open window

[moronmountain]

Look, JBERGES, I would have NEVER said that about your sister had I known you were standing right there. I SWEAR, looking utterly confused, then defensively, I didn't know you would take offense to my idiotic statement.