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BuddhaDog
11-06-2001, 10:12 AM
You know what? manhattan made an ill advised comment.

Wow. Never saw that in the pit before.

Let's have a sense of proportion here. This forum is not for the faint hearted, and if you frequent it, fine. But prepare yourself for a kick in the nuts if you exasperate too many people. There's no shortage of people who will be happy to oblige.

manhattan's post was not the first or the worst in this precinct. I've seen some stuff here that would curl a jackhandle. Don't ask me for cites. Do your own searches.

Lib, I've read quite a few of your posts here. You strike me as an intelligent man with opinions on a wide variety of topics. Some of them are even right.

But your "voice of reason" shtick is becoming tiresome.

You weren't elected to that position. You're self-appointed. And if you were elected, I'd still challenge you because I wouldn't have voted for you in the first place.

Stop already. Maybe this board doesn't need fixing. Maybe it suits most of us just fine.

Maybe you should make a list, like Fenris did, and go on to other things.

Or maybe you should start your own board and give us the link, so that we can marvel at the perfection of your creation.
Jeezus H. Murphy. Is there no end to these whiners?

Read the phucking FAQs, Clare!

Even I understood them. There's hardly any big words at all.

And if you're not happy with the fascist, communist, goose stepping, tyrannical, power tripping, Anti-Christ moderators, you're free to phuck off.

Hope you had a nice weekend.
Another pompous, self absorbed fucktwaddle who laments the downward spiral into mediocrity that is the Sraight Dope.

Get lost, asshole. Where do you get off criticising an entire community?

Stick around for a while. Post. Read. Interact. Get to know some of the people in here. Then if the spirit moves you, tell us what bothers you about this place.

Of course, there's always the danger that if you do stick around, you may find that this place is not so bad after all.

Shmuck.
With all due respect to FenrisAn absolutely beautiful post, Fenris.

It should go on the front page, or at least Threadspotting.
I can't help but notice that there seems to be a sense of ownership towards this board by some of the members here.

I can't relate to that, because I've always considered myself a guest.

If I throw a party in my house and ask someone to leave, am I obligated to inform everyone at the party? Must I give a reason?

If I make a habit out of throwing people out arbitrarily, pretty soon, people will stop coming.

Is that the case here? Obviously not. The board is constantly growing. You would think that this alone would suggest something to the malcontents.

But it doesn't.

I can set my watch to the next "what's with the mods here" thread.
Please explain why they must explain.

I'm really curious why people think an explanation is required.

I don't question it because it's none of my fucking business.

It's not my board. They didn't charge me to register. I don't have to pay to post. I don't know what goes on behind the scenes. I don't want to know what goes on behind the scenes. Because it's none of my fucking business.

I really don't understand why some people have a problem understanding this simple concept.

Fuck. Even I understand it.
Hold on a sec, Euty.

Maybe John487 isn't knock kneed.

Everything else looks about right, though.
You stupid fucking moron. He doesn't have to win over the populace. He's already universally respected and admired here.

You, on the other hand, are a complete waste of carbon.

Fuck off and die.



You know, after reading these posts I stop and wonder how Slip, a cop, could have so much free time on his hands, and then it hits ya.

Lets see.....372 posts....joined 6-26-01....has only started eight (8!) new threads (five of which are in Mundane POINTLESS Stuff, two (tests no less) in ATMB and one in the Pit)..thats only (..Buddhadog gets out pencil...) 2.15053% time spent on original thinking and constructing-Bah, it doesnt really matter. However, what really makes me wonder is not how he finds the time but more importantly, how can he see his monitor with his nose so far up everyones collective ass!!!

Man, and I thought our cops had it rough! :p

tiny ham
11-06-2001, 10:15 AM
hm. I don't know if you're joking. But I love Slip.

I think he's great.

jar

Venoma
11-06-2001, 10:30 AM
OMG! I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN!

Common sense in every one of those posts. How dare he.

Maybe, as a cop, when he sees people bitching about those with the responsibility of 'policing' the board he gets a little tired of the same old schtick. Ya think?

Who exactly is he supposed to be sucking up to? The mods, or "the clique"? Isn't Libertarian part of "the clique"? Is Fenris part of "the clique"?

Sorry, I got lost somewhere in there.

I've started ZERO threads. So?

Yeah, so I like the guy.

ultress
11-06-2001, 10:48 AM
So who is Slip? Did I miss something? Am I having a blonde moment? Does anyone care?

Feynn
11-06-2001, 10:57 AM
Buddha - You're kidding right?

I have nothig against Slip except that he roots for those godless Leafs and as far as I can see, his nose isn't up my ass.

He's got that distinctive Canadian posting style too.

So despite his choice of teams, I like him and if Leafs fans and Habs fans can get along there's hope for us all.

Ultress - I care and more importantly...how the hell are you?

detop
11-06-2001, 11:03 AM
You get your first Pit thread ! Congratulation Slip even if you're a Torontonian :p

Really, I like the guy too, he's witty, funny and he makes sense. Also, he has a low threshold for bullshit, if that makes him a sycophant, then we nedd more like him.

ultress, the OP target is Slip Mahoney.

Feynn
11-06-2001, 11:03 AM
P.S.

Slip is going to be pleased, it looks like he's got his very own appreciation thread right here in the Pit.

He's such a whore for attention. :)

ducks and runs

andros
11-06-2001, 11:03 AM
Aw, shit. I wanted the award this year.

Since I think I may have started eight threads in the past year.

Mnementh
11-06-2001, 11:30 AM
Damn, I thought this one was going to be me. Hell, half my posts are just me saying 'God damn, that was funny. I love this guy/gal' or somesuch.

Slip beats me, eh? Well, we're both T'ronntonians, and Leafs fans, so I can accept the defeat. I'll buy you a beer sometime, Slip. Congrats.

GingerOfTheNorth
11-06-2001, 11:45 AM
Fucking weirdo Easterners. Liking the Leafs and shit.

If I wasn't so busy kicking Mnementh in the nads, I'd do Slip. What's the problem, BuddhaDog? There are a lot of prolific posters here who don't start threads. Whether someone posts in GD or MPSIMS should not be any of your concern. If you have a problem with his posts, don't read them.

We are supposed to be a community. In every community there are people you don't like and/or appreciate but come on, don't go spouting off like that.

I loves me some Slip. Even though he is a godless Leafs fan.

k.os
11-06-2001, 12:41 PM
Just a quick question:

If we kiss Slip's ass in this thread, will the thread evaporate in a puff of logic?

I have read some of Slip's posts, and I don't see the Kiss-Ass you see there. I mean, if the guy likes the way things are run here, he's allowed to say so. I don't think only people who voice dissenting opinions should be allowed a voice.

BuddhaDog
11-06-2001, 01:52 PM
We all know that Canada, like OZ, and the female clitoris, is a myth, a magical mysterious place with no Movie Industry but all the bacon you can eat. These "snowbacks" take a beautiful game like Lacrosse and start playing on ice, only now it is called Hauq-éé. But like all good Americans, we take a foreign product and make it better, so all real hockey fans shall now root for the Bruins (http://www.bostonbruins.com/home.html) or the Hawks (http://www.chicagoblackhawks.com/). Hockey should never, ever, be played in places like Nashville, Carolina, Atlanta, TampaB- hell- The entire Eastern Conference/Southeast Division and the Western Conference/Pac Division.

Now back to the topic.

Its the way Slip can not put together a paragraph. All flare and no substance.

Whats with the spacing between each sentence? Harumph! Isn't this illegal on some MB's? (If not- it damn well should be).

And what he said about "setting his watch to the next what's with the mods here" thread is completely ironic.

On every single one of those threads we have Slip throwing his .02¢ around.

Slip says "There are assholes, and there are assholes. This guy is both." WOW! (He's probalby referring to me, there) Talk about your understanding of Confucianism!

Munch
11-06-2001, 03:15 PM
Just a quick open question to the rest of the SDMB community here: Who's been assigned to post the completely illogical, unsolicited, trollish critique of my posting history? Because I'd love to see a bunch of my posts quoted with absolutely no context given, general assumptions made about my professional habits, and have someone pick a fight with me without giving any specifics whatsoever. And as a bonus, I'd love to see it done in such an ugly coded manner and with as many grammatical mistakes made as possible.

But, as BuddhaDog so elequently puts it, "Bah, it doesnt really matter."

SPOOFE
11-06-2001, 03:33 PM
Lets see.....372 posts....joined 6-26-01....has only started eight (8!) new threads (five of which are in Mundane POINTLESS Stuff, two (tests no less) in ATMB and one in the Pit)..thats only (..Buddhadog gets out pencil...) 2.15053% time spent on original thinking and constructing
Ten bucks says I have an even lower percentage. So you believe that the only way a person can have "original thinking and constructing" is by starting new threads? Fuck off, toilet trout, you know not of what you speak. I can go find a shitload of threads that are hardly examples of "original thinking and constructing". And I can go find a shitload of posts that were NOT the OP to a thread that are excellent examples of "original thinking and constructing".

Let's take a look at your OP, for example. It's the standard "you're a suck-up!" insult that's been hurled around since grade school. The vast majority of it consists of words that someone else said. Of the words that are original, the primary point is fatally flawed. Ergo, you are, without a doubt, wronger than the wrongest wrongdoer that has ever wronged.

Airman Doors, USAF
11-06-2001, 03:40 PM
Originally posted by BuddhaDog
Bolding and underlining mine-AD
Whats with the spacing between each sentence? Harumph! Isn't this illegal on some MB's? (If not- it damn well should be).
space...
And what he said about "setting his watch to the next what's with the mods here" thread is completely ironic.
space...
On every single one of those threads we have Slip throwing his .02¢ around.
space...
Slip says "There are assholes, and there are assholes. This guy is both." WOW! (He's probalby referring to me, there) Talk about your understanding of Confucianism!

Pot? Kettle? :rolleyes:

Airman Doors, USAF
11-06-2001, 03:40 PM
Originally posted by BuddhaDog
Bolding and underlining mine-AD
Whats with the spacing between each sentence? Harumph! Isn't this illegal on some MB's? (If not- it damn well should be).
space...
And what he said about "setting his watch to the next what's with the mods here" thread is completely ironic.
space...
On every single one of those threads we have Slip throwing his .02¢ around.
space...
Slip says "There are assholes, and there are assholes. This guy is both." WOW! (He's probalby referring to me, there) Talk about your understanding of Confucianism!

Pot? Kettle? :rolleyes:

Airman Doors, USAF
11-06-2001, 03:43 PM
Oops. *sigh*

Essured
11-06-2001, 04:03 PM
Add me to the list of Slip admirers. I have gazed on him from afar, and bowed down at his brilliance, and wiped the drool from my chin... o.k, that's probably enough.

Oh, and yeah, I second everything Munch said about quoting the legend out of context... then again, even out of context, I was agreeing with him !

Nacho4Sara
11-06-2001, 04:12 PM
On every single one of those threads we have Slip throwing his .02¢ around.

Which is exactly what everyone does in every thread they post to...

I like Slip. I like that he is the voice of common sense - at least, that's how I've identified him for the past few months, anyway. He's smart, and I like what he has to say. When I spot his name, I look forward to reading what he has to say.

Maybe you should clarify so we don't make the mistake of stepping on your toes again: defending the Mods is uncool? It makes you a kiss-ass? A suck-up? Does he have a little something brown on his nose? I bet Slip wears really out-of-style shoes, too, and I bet he doesn't wear his hair in the really cool new style, either.

I'm sorry, what grade are we in again? I must be mistaken, I was sure I graduated high school a few years ago.

Now, BuddhaDog, I'm not going to tell you my opinion of you, based on what I've seen on these Boards, because I highly doubt you care. Do you? Why do you think Slip cares what you think of him?

Munch
11-06-2001, 04:34 PM
Originally posted by Goo
Oh, and yeah, I second everything Munch said

You better not be kissing my ass, or else I'll be forced to put spaces between my sentences, or post something pointless in MPSIMS. So watch it!

UncleBeer
11-06-2001, 04:43 PM
Its the way Slip can not put together a paragraph. All flare and no substance.
And by the title I thought it was because he's an asskisser. Why don't you tell us what your problem really is?

Hibbins
11-06-2001, 05:02 PM
Maybe I haven't read enough BuddhaDog? I find this thread hilarious. Then again that may be because I seem to have taken it in a totally different context. Again, this may be due to my lack of familiarity with the author. I'll have to read a bit more of his stuff.

I saw this thread as: "Who'll step up and kiss slip's ass the most (by defending him)?"

At least it makes more sense and is a heck of a lot funnier this way.

:)

Tamerlane
11-06-2001, 05:59 PM
Originally posted by SPOOFE
[B]Lets see.....372 posts....joined 6-26-01....has only started eight (8!) new threads (five of which are in Mundane POINTLESS Stuff, two (tests no less) in ATMB and one in the Pit)..thats only (..Buddhadog gets out pencil...) 2.15053% time spent on original thinking and constructing
Ten bucks says I have an even lower percentage.

I know I do. I've started exactly one thread, when I was looking for some information ( didn't find what I was looking for, either ;) ). Guess it's time for me to feel inadequate.

- Tamerlane

Jodi
11-06-2001, 06:14 PM
Its the way Slip can not put together a paragraph. All flare and no substance.

This bugs me too. I'll be reading along and WHOOSH!! there goes a flare! WHOOSH! Another one -- dang, that one almost took my ear off!

I like to use the occasional flare myself -- y'know, to illuminate a landing strip, or signal for help from sea, or even to highlight a particularly brilliant post, but if SLIP keeps using so many, somebody's gonna lose an eye.

BuddhaDog
11-06-2001, 06:37 PM
Originally posted by Munch
Just a quick open question to the rest of the SDMB community here: Who's been assigned to post the completely illogical, unsolicited, trollish critique of my posting history? Because I'd love to see a bunch of my posts quoted with absolutely no context given, general assumptions made about my professional habits, and have someone pick a fight with me without giving any specifics whatsoever. And as a bonus, I'd love to see it done in such an ugly coded manner and with as many grammatical mistakes made as possible.

But, as BuddhaDog so elequently puts it, "Bah, it doesnt really matter."
Ugly coding my ass! But youve accomplished what you do best, way to boost that post count !
Originally posted by SPOOFE
Lets see.....372 posts....joined 6-26-01....has only started eight (8!) new threads (five of which are in Mundane POINTLESS Stuff, two (tests no less) in ATMB and one in the Pit)..thats only (..Buddhadog gets out pencil...) 2.15053% time spent on original thinking and constructing
Ten bucks says I have an even lower percentage. So you believe that the only way a person can have "original thinking and constructing" is by starting new threads? Fuck off, toilet trout, you know not of what you speak. I can go find a shitload of threads that are hardly examples of "original thinking and constructing". And I can go find a shitload of posts that were NOT the OP to a thread that are excellent examples of "original thinking and constructing".

Let's take a look at your OP, for example. It's the standard "you're a suck-up!" insult that's been hurled around since grade school. The vast majority of it consists of words that someone else said. Of the words that are original, the primary point is fatally flawed. Ergo, you are, without a doubt, wronger than the wrongest wrongdoer that has ever wronged.
I would respond but I think your handle says it all.
Originally posted by Airman Doors, USAF
Originally posted by BuddhaDog
Bolding and underlining mine-AD
Whats with the spacing between each sentence? Harumph! Isn't this illegal on some MB's? (If not- it damn well should be).
space...
And what he said about "setting his watch to the next what's with the mods here" thread is completely ironic.
space...
On every single one of those threads we have Slip throwing his .02¢ around.
space...
Slip says "There are assholes, and there are assholes. This guy is both." WOW! (He's probalby referring to me, there) Talk about your understanding of Confucianism!

Pot? Kettle? :rolleyes:
AD/USAF? Swoosh?
Originally posted by Airman Doors, USAF
Originally posted by BuddhaDog
Bolding and underlining mine-AD
Whats with the spacing between each sentence? Harumph! Isn't this illegal on some MB's? (If not- it damn well should be).
space...
And what he said about "setting his watch to the next what's with the mods here" thread is completely ironic.
space...
On every single one of those threads we have Slip throwing his .02¢ around.
space...
Slip says "There are assholes, and there are assholes. This guy is both." WOW! (He's probalby referring to me, there) Talk about your understanding of Confucianism!

Pot? Kettle? :rolleyes:
AD/USAF? Swoosh?
Originally posted by Nacho4Sara
BLAH BLAH BLAH...Talking out of side of neck...more BLAH BLAH BLAH...Now, BuddhaDog, I'm not going to tell you my opinion of you, based on what I've seen on these Boards, because I highly doubt you care. Do you? Why do you think Slip cares what you think of him?
You are so right! I dont give a flying fuck! One of the advantageous of being on the web, right? ANONYMITY. Besides, who would really want to be friends with a group of people who for the most part are pompous and turgid. I believe Groucho Marx has a quote there for ya, somewhere.
Originally posted by Munch
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Goo
Oh, and yeah, I second everything Munch said
You better not be kissing my ass, or else I'll be forced to put spaces between my sentences, or post something pointless in MPSIMS. So watch it!
Oops, excuse me while I step aside. I see you are doing it again....
Originally posted by UncleBeer
Its the way Slip can not put together a paragraph. All flare and no substance.
And by the title I thought it was because he's an asskisser. Why don't you tell us what your problem really is?
Gee, UB do I really need to spell it o-u-t for you, too?
Originally posted by Tamerlane

I know I do. I've started exactly one thread, when I was looking for some information ( didn't find what I was looking for, either ;) ). Guess it's time for me to feel inadequate.

- Tamerlane
{{{Tamerlane}}} Hey man(?), that's okay. Here's an extra bracket for you in case you lost one on your last quote ]<-- Maybe next time if you need a question answered you can use a Encylopedia or Google. It's pretty much the same stuff anyway, but without all the antidotal b.s.

Enderw24
11-06-2001, 06:44 PM
Originally posted by BuddhaDog
I believe Groucho Marx has a quote there for ya, somewhere.

I would never be part of any message board that would have me as a member.

manhattan
11-06-2001, 07:28 PM
Originally posted by BuddhaDog
Besides, who would really want to be friends with a group of people who for the most part are pompous and turgid. As it happens, many of my friends prefer me turgid.

Thank you, I'll be here all week!

Essured
11-06-2001, 07:37 PM
Originally posted by BuddhaDog
... without all the antidotal b.s.

huh ?!?!?

oh, and Munch, I am seeking therapy for my ass-kissing problem (thank god for BuddhaDog pointing out my defects :rolleyes: ) so there's no need to break out into a rash of spaces between sentences. :p Hold back, I know you have the willpower :)

MEBuckner
11-06-2001, 07:45 PM
Maybe next time if you need a question answered you can use a Encylopedia or Google. It's pretty much the same stuff anyway, but without all the antidotal b.s.

"Hi. What's the capital of Nepal?"

"The capital of Nepal is Kathmandu. I had a friend who went hiking in Nepal, and he was bitten by the rare Horned Nepalese Spitting Viper, and they had to fly the antidote in by helicopter. He almost died!"

I also have to say that suggesting that someone use an Internet search engine as a good way to just get the facts and avoid B.S. and anecdotal evidence is about like saying someone who is terrified of heights should go hiking in Nepal for a nice restful vacation.

Myrnalene
11-06-2001, 07:58 PM
You know, I sit here, and I kiss more ass than any of you, and what do I have to show for it? Hmmmmmmmmm?

London_Calling
11-06-2001, 08:11 PM
Originally posted by Jodi
Its the way Slip can not put together a paragraph. All flare and no substance.

This bugs me too. I'll be reading along and WHOOSH!! there goes a flare! WHOOSH! Another one -- dang, that one almost took my ear off!


There's nothing wrong with having a little width in the trouser leg, nor is it my fault I can't dance too well. At least I'm enthusiastic.

Now, if you'll all excuse me, I need to comb my sideburns.

Yours defensively, L_C

techchick68
11-06-2001, 08:31 PM
< techchick sitting here scratching her head >

Huh?

Is this self destruct mode with the OP?

< scratching head, maybe I need to try some Head and Shoulders? >

Spider Woman
11-06-2001, 08:44 PM
but especially here (_|_)

like this

----\:)/ x o x o x
----///\\\

on my gratuitous little ass.

So what does he win?

Cerowyn
11-06-2001, 09:23 PM
Originally posted by GingerOfTheNorth
Fucking weirdo Easterners. Liking the Leafs and shit.

...

I loves me some Slip. Even though he is a godless Leafs fan. Reading this as I listen to the TV... "another Leafs win, this one 4-2 over Washington."

:D

Turbo Dog
11-06-2001, 10:29 PM
Originally posted by BuddhaDog
[quote]
Lets see.....372 posts....joined 6-26-01....has only started eight (8!) new threads (five of which are in Mundane POINTLESS Stuff, two (tests no less) in ATMB and one in the Pit)..thats only (..Buddhadog gets out pencil...) 2.15053% time spent on original thinking and constructing....

Five posts in POINTLESS stuff? 1.3% of his total. What does BuddhaDog have? Just a mere two posts putting him at..what's this? 1.5%? And of course notice that BuddhaDog spent about 9% of his time asking questions in GQ and IMO (7 of the 10 IMO's were questions), rather than using books or Google. And of course there's 3% bitching.

Numbers can be almost as much fun as flares :)

waterj2
11-06-2001, 10:47 PM
Lets see.....372 posts....joined 6-26-01....has only started eight (8!) new threads (five of which are in Mundane POINTLESS Stuff, two (tests no less) in ATMB and one in the Pit)..thats only (..Buddhadog gets out pencil...) 2.15053% time spent on original thinking and constructing....
Well, if that's going to be our criteria, the first to go should be that bastard tomndebb. As far as I've ever seen, he's started fewer than five threads in over 5000 posts, for a percentage of .1%. Surely that man must never have had an original thought.

Bossk
11-07-2001, 12:48 AM
Originally posted by SPOOFE
Lets see.....372 posts....joined 6-26-01....has only started eight (8!) new threads (five of which are in Mundane POINTLESS Stuff, two (tests no less) in ATMB and one in the Pit)..thats only (..Buddhadog gets out pencil...) 2.15053% time spent on original thinking and constructing
Ten bucks says I have an even lower percentage. So you believe that the only way a person can have "original thinking and constructing" is by starting new threads? Fuck off, toilet trout, you know not of what you speak. I can go find a shitload of threads that are hardly examples of "original thinking and constructing".

Let's take a look at your OP, for example. It's the standard "you're a suck-up!" insult that's been hurled around since grade school. The vast majority of it consists of words that someone else said. Of the words that are original, the primary point is fatally flawed.

Wow, Lord Sandpaper of the SDMB almost managed to go an entire day without instigating. Watch how the deft word wizard chastises the OP for name-calling, and then witness his very own suggestion that "toilet trout" fuck off. That's one wicked Mobius strip of Denial and Hypocrisy you're living in there, son.

I guess I'm just a little surprised that you had the nards to attack on your own for once. Usually when Spoofey smells blood, Crunchy and Punha like to jump right on that bandwagon to make it a sweaty and grunting orgy of abuse. Congrats for holding your own, young one. You've taken your first step into a larger world.

Esprix
11-07-2001, 01:25 AM
Bossk, do you ever say anything that doesn't make you sound like a jackass? I have yet to read a post by you that makes any kind of meaningful contribution to, well, anything. Why are you here?

Esprix

warmgun
11-07-2001, 01:39 AM
Jeez...where to start...
When I read the OP I was though it was about me. When I saw Bossk as the last poster I knew it was. But (ha ha), alas, no.
So ass-kissing for Espy for havin' the 'nards' to call that one.
Ass-kissing to MEBuckner for making me spit juice all over my keyboard.
Ass-kissing to Tuba for...no, wait, I've already done that.

I like Slip.
And Manny, I always suspected.....

iampunha
11-07-2001, 01:56 AM
Wow. He quotes, he scores. Or not, depending.

Points taken off for not linking properly to old posts.
Points taken off for not linking to the guy's profile.
Points taken off for not being vitriolic at all.
Points taken off for not giving us some sort of context in any of those quotes.

OP receives score of . . . -7.3.

This has to be the worst attempt I've ever seen at a flame. You oughta have your keyboard and net access removed for it:D

And dear little Special K,

I guess I'm just a little surprised that you had the nards to attack on your own for once. Usually when Spoofey smells blood, Crunchy and Punha like to jump right on that bandwagon to make it a sweaty and grunting orgy of abuse. Congrats for holding your own, young one. You've taken your first step into a larger world.

Awww, I didn't know ya' cared, ya' big ol' hunk of . . . er . . . biological waste-like substance:)

Just, you know, leave whenever you want. No reason to make a grand exite out of it. Implode, whatever.

Bossk
11-07-2001, 03:56 AM
And baby makes two, Punha.

FYI, some people use the real world to do their dating.

SPOOFE
11-07-2001, 03:56 AM
Bossk... I mean, Buddhadog (sorry, you two are so gosh-darn similar, I keep forgetting which of my toys is which!)...

I would respond but I think your handle says it all.
Darn straight it does. Among other things, my handle contains the entire content of the Library of Congress, the Encyclopedia Britannica (with a squashed spider on page 321), the works of Shakespeare written backwards in pig's vomit, all volumes of the Adventures of Dick, Jane, and Spot, 73 issues of Spawn, and a "Do not remove" tag from a mattress. My handle has EVERYTHING.

Buddhadog... I mean, Bossk (sorry, you two are so gosh-darn similar, I keep forgetting which of my toys is which!)...

Wow, Lord Sandpaper of the SDMB almost managed to go an entire day without instigating.
Instigating what? Sex? A car accident? A new sitcom idea? A chili cook-off? A brouhaha of quacking? What, man, what? Learn to speak in complete sentences, man!

Watch how the deft word wizard chastises the OP for name-calling, and then witness his very own suggestion that "toilet trout" fuck off.
Where'd I chastise the Op for name-calling? Hell, when did I EVER chastise anyone for name-calling? I'm the biggest advocate of name-calling on the Boards! Hell, I get pissed off if people don't include, at the very least, a mild "moron" or asymptotic "asshole" in their posts! Where've you been, sir, that you've completely missed the blaringly obvious? Masturbating to pictures of Lucy van Pelt? Snorting ground-up altoids, thinking it was crack? It must've been interesting, old boy, to not know what everyone and his brother knows.

That's one wicked Mobius strip of Denial and Hypocrisy you're living in there, son.
Except... it isn't. Denial? I fully admit it. Hypocrisy? I never chastised the man.

What's the matter, old Bossky? Your feelings got hurt since your trolling failed miserably? You wanna extract some sort of revenge? Well, that's all well and good... just come back when you've got some ammo, big guy! I feel for you, man... you're just trying and trying, like the Little Engine that Could, yet you just can't seem to overcome that little hurdle you've got that keeps you from succceeding... stupidity.

I guess I'm just a little surprised that you had the nards to attack on your own for once.
Yeah, well, when I was 3, I was surprised to learn that there was no Santa Claus. Learn to read, old boy, you'll find far fewer surprises. May I recommend the phonics game? Being at such a late stage in your life (I'm guessing you just got into your double digits... congratulations! That's a wonderful time to be growing up!), you may need such a program.

when Spoofey smells blood, Crunchy and Punha like to jump right on that bandwagon to make it a sweaty and grunting orgy of abuse.
Yeah, don't you know? They're my sockpuppets. And so's Techchick. And Slip Mahoney. And Unclebeer. And Waterj2. And Suasponte. In fact, 99% of the membership here consists solely of my sockpuppets. I'm not even human... why, I'm an errant A.I. that's managed to squirm into the Internet. See my webpage? Everything there is a fabrication, digitally created, pixel by pixel. All these posts? I generate them periodically, at random intervals. It's all part of a grand scheme, my Star Wars monikered chum, to make sure that you never learn the truth!

Congrats for holding your own, young one. You've taken your first step into a larger world.
Thanks, Yoda. And, since I hear your balls are scheduled to drop any day now, allow me to say the same to you! Puberty is loads of fun, let me assure you.

Bossk
11-07-2001, 03:59 AM
Originally posted by Esprix
Bossk, do you ever say anything that doesn't make you sound like a jackass? I have yet to read a post by you that makes any kind of meaningful contribution to, well, anything. Why are you here?


Oh, maybe I just want to see you abandon your flighty ways and settle down and give your parents grandchildren.

Esprix
11-07-2001, 04:04 AM
Originally posted by Bossk

Oh, maybe I just want to see you abandon your flighty ways and settle down and give your parents grandchildren.

And someone as bon vivant as you, named after an obscure Star Wars character, doesn't have a wife and children yourself? I am stunned.

Esprix

Bossk
11-07-2001, 04:39 AM
Originally posted by SPOOFE


Yeah, don't you know? They're my sockpuppets. And so's Techchick. And Slip Mahoney. And Unclebeer. And Waterj2. And Suasponte. In fact, 99% of the membership here consists solely of my sockpuppets. I'm not even human... why, I'm an errant A.I. that's managed to squirm into the Internet. See my webpage? Everything there is a fabrication, digitally created, pixel by pixel. All these posts? I generate them periodically, at random intervals. It's all part of a grand scheme, my Star Wars monikered chum, to make sure that you never learn the truth!



[Tony Curtis]
I LOVE you, Spoofacus.
[/Tony Curtis]

But still, we are really not getting to the heart of your internal problem. I mean, the insanely personally insulting posts at the slightest possible provocation? Gee, Spoofe. You seem a little thin-skinned. You are, after all, the Albert Belle of the SDMB. Talent, yes. But are you loved by anyone? Ummm......

So what the heck is your underlying problem? No prom date in high school? Or even worse, a prom date that just wanted to be friends and went out with you for appearances' sake?

It's obvious that, more than anything, you're motivated by sexual frustration. Anyone who takes second-level psychology classes can figure that out by the underlying messages in your truly 'enlightening' posts.

I don't deny the fact that you want to be the H.L. Mencken of the SDMB. Just don't expect anyone to care. Lord knows I don't.

It's just that someone who has such an undeservedly large ego as yours should have learned to take a wee bit of criticism every now and then.

Oh, well. I'll just wait and watch to see you make yet another ass of yourself in the future.

I'm no Miss Cleo, but I'm thinking near future.

Bossk
11-07-2001, 04:47 AM
Originally posted by Esprix
Originally posted by Bossk

Oh, maybe I just want to see you abandon your flighty ways and settle down and give your parents grandchildren.

And someone as bon vivant as you, named after an obscure Star Wars character, doesn't have a wife and children yourself? I am stunned.

Esprix

Shut up, and kiss me, fool!

Cajun Man
11-07-2001, 06:00 AM
Slip Mahoney's a cop? Cool! :cool:

__________________

"Sucking up is good." - DrMatrix

iampunha
11-07-2001, 06:57 AM
Originally posted by Bossk
FYI, some people use the real world to do their dating.

Um, good for them. What does that have to do with anything, most notably me?

Or were you just flinging random words into a random sentence generator, hoping to come up with a scathing insult? I think I've been more insulted by lunch than anything you've managed, O Squicking Experiment Gone Horribly, Horribly Wrong.

I would insult you more, but my finger itches, and it's more important. Plus I'm hungry.

Munch
11-07-2001, 08:07 AM
Originally posted by Goo
oh, and Munch, I am seeking therapy for my ass-kissing problem (thank god for BuddhaDog pointing out my defects ) so there's no need to break out into a rash of spaces between sentences. Hold back, I know you have the willpower [/B]

I'd help you out, but it'd just be mindless post-padding.

But seriously, BuddhaDog, what the hell is your point? You link and point to absolutely no thread/post where you have some legitimate beef with Slip, yet you continue to self-destruct (I'd call it a flare, but I think you've sucked all the oxygen out of this thread). You make ridiculous assumptions and generalizations with neither support, purpose or direction. We'd call you a troll, but most trolls are trying to elicit a certain response. Unless your intended response is "huh?", my conclusion is that you're just a moron. But then I'd be insulting morons around the world. So 'fess up. What's your malfunction?

Slip Mahoney
11-07-2001, 08:42 AM
I just finished night watch and thought I'd turn on the computer to mock Feynn's beloved Habs, and I see a pit thread dedicated to little old me. I now consider myself a true Doper. Shame it had to come from such bozo, but I guess it's better than being ignored.

The Dawg had the brass to flame me in MPSIMS a few weeks back, and Coldfire was on him like ugly on an ape. Took him a while to regroup, but here he be.

I suppose I could find a few of BuddhaDog's cutting edge posts and put them up for comedic purposes, but frankly, I don't want to give the shmuck any more attention than necessary.

I'll just sit back and let the mutt cut and paste until he runs out of posts to copy. Good thing I don't have a couple of thousand, or we'd be here until Saturday.

To the rest of you guys, thanks for sticking up for me. If you're ever in Toronto and get a parking ticket, don't come to me. Nothing I can do about it.

warmgun
11-07-2001, 02:36 PM
Originally posted by Bossk
Oh, maybe I just want to see you abandon your flighty ways and settle down and give your parents grandchildren.
Bossk, you goat-pole smoker, Jesus, you're low. And a dick-head to boot.

SPOOFE
11-07-2001, 06:18 PM
But still, we are really not getting to the heart of your internal problem. I mean, the insanely personally insulting posts at the slightest possible provocation?
Well, let's see some in-depth analysis, Toy. Slightest provocation? Prove that. Personally insulting? That would involve something like trying to dig up dirt on a person and use that to try to strike at a personal cord. Who, pray tell, would be guilty of that, you hypocritical pile of Hutt shit? You wanna know what I do? You wanna know what my repertoire is? I judge a poster based on their posts. Period. If I see someone make intelligent posts, I treat them intelligently. If I see someone make assholic posts, I treat them assholically.

Gee, Spoofe. You seem a little thin-skinned.
Allow me a moment to scoff. As I've said before... I've been flamed by people with brains. What hope do you have? Go do a little reading, Toy, and develop a little bit of insight before you open up with your Zippy-speak thurbledurble. I've taken my fair share of shit, and each and every time I've deserved it. The OP is also getting his fair share of shit, and he deserves it. And you, sir, have not even begun to get your fair share of shit... and, when you finally do get it, keep in mind that you earned each and every cubic inch of it.

Then again, I'm quite sure you enjoy feces. You seem to spew enough of it.

You are, after all, the Albert Belle of the SDMB. Talent, yes. But are you loved by anyone?
I'm loved by plenty enough. There's no insecurity of mine there for you to prey upon. Now let's reverse the question... does anyone love you? Is that what this is about, Toy? You feel sad? Hmm? Is Bossk'ems a tad sad'ems? Buck up, Toy, it's not all that bad.

So what the heck is your underlying problem? No prom date in high school? Or even worse, a prom date that just wanted to be friends and went out with you for appearances' sake?
Heh... heh... heh...

Man, is this guy reaching or what?

It's obvious that, more than anything, you're motivated by sexual frustration. Anyone who takes second-level psychology classes can figure that out by the underlying messages in your truly 'enlightening' posts.
Thanks, Freud. But sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. You ever thought that, maybe, some people just come here because they enjoy the company and the atmosphere?

But what motivates you? Obviously, you've got a chip on your shoulder the size of Europe. Based on the content of your posts, you're lacking in education, as seen by your total lack of an ability to learn. Further, you can't stand the notion of someone disagreeing with you, or when someone tells you that you're doing something wrong, as you immediately lash out, Helen Keller style, and try oh-so-hard to make them feel bad.

What does this tell us? Just like your Star Wars namesake, you suffer from a massive inferiority complex and delusions of grandeur and intelligence. See, Toy, that's why you don't bother me... I know better. I've seen dozens of your type come and go, all of them equally idiotic, all of them displaying massive amounts of ignorance, and all of them trying to "hit 'em where it hurts" in such a clumsy fashion that the attempt falls pitiably short.

I don't deny the fact that you want to be the H.L. Mencken of the SDMB. Just don't expect anyone to care. Lord knows I don't.
You sure do seem to care, Toy. You sure seem to have a hardon for me. Have my devilish good looks really managed to get your juices flowing that quickly?

It's just that someone who has such an undeservedly large ego as yours should have learned to take a wee bit of criticism every now and then.
I wouldn't be accusing anyone of having an "undeservedly large ego", Toy. Hell, you're acting as if you're the first to have noticed this crap about me. Like I've already said, I've been flamed by people who are intelligent, people who know what's going on, people who are capable of generating at least a mild electrical charge in their brain. Again, compared to people like these, what hope do you have?

Oh, well. I'll just wait and watch to see you make yet another ass of yourself in the future.
I wonder... just how many people on this Board do you think "make an ass" of themselves?

Keep in mind, Toy... we're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you. We're a clique, remember?

Slip Mahoney
11-07-2001, 06:58 PM
Did I fall off the back of the truck or something? [i]I'm the flamee, remember? This is about me.

Never mind. Go at it. It looks like the Cut and Paste Kid lost his drool bucket and won't be back.

Pity. He was an amusing little fuckstick.

Slip Mahoney
11-07-2001, 07:01 PM
The italics? I did that on purpose. Fer sure.

Kayeby
11-07-2001, 08:58 PM
You know, Slip, I was going to stick up for you, but ...

Originally posted by Slip Mahoney
If you're ever in Toronto and get a parking ticket, don't come to me. Nothing I can do about it.

:: pulls Slip's pants down instead and runs away, giggling ::

:: comes back and steals Slip's cop hat, then runs away giggling ::

detop
11-07-2001, 09:41 PM
Originally posted by Slip Mahoney
If you're ever in Toronto and get a parking ticket, don't come to me.

Oh, the humanity, the ingratitude, after all we've done for y....

Wait a minute... I don't have a car. I don't even know how to drive !

Never mind :)


walks away slowly until reaching the corner, then start to run...

Feynn
11-08-2001, 01:31 AM
Oh right, this is Slip's party.

I just can't think of anything bad to say about the guy.

He does leave spaces between his sentences so I guess I could call him a bandwidth wasting poopyhead!

looks up

Forget what I said about leaving spaces between sentences, there really is nothing wrong with Slip. He's great. [sub]aside from his Leaf's fixation.

Bossk
11-08-2001, 01:51 AM
Originally posted by SPOOFE

What does this tell us? Just like your Star Wars namesake, you suffer from a massive inferiority complex and delusions of grandeur and intelligence. See, Toy, that's why you don't bother me... I know better.


To be fair, you bothered me a lot more, until:

Fabio (http://albums.photopoint.com/j/ViewPhoto?u=1157800&a=13942285&p=55922106&f=0)

Can I have your permission to use this as my desktop wallpaper?

Slip Mahoney
11-08-2001, 07:35 AM
Bossko, not that you care, but I've amended my opinion of you.

You're also an amusing little fuckstick. But I'm starting to get bored. One more day, and you'll be yesterday's news. Can you show us something else, or are you just a one trick pony?

TwistofFate
11-08-2001, 07:46 AM
Hmm... smells like somebody didnt change their socks.

BuddhaDog
11-08-2001, 08:47 AM
I think that you and your hemorrhoids are a motherfucking smelly asshole. There seems to fuckin' be no motherfucking end of rule ups in this bullshit place. Fighting Ingnorance on the fucking internet? ANSWER ME, or I WILL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT. Please! Think about that shit for a second all you numbnuts. Mind if I ream your porkhole? Fuckin' what is the fucking number one requested search on the fucking net? Are you listening to my questions? Sex. Which is deeper, your cracked asscrack or your reamed ass? People are looking forward to fuckin' seeing porn on the fucking net, nobody comes here to fuckin' be educated! Fuckin' what a motherfucking bunch of fuck-twaddles you and your hand-job are! You and your sluts believe in your sorry own self worth when collectivly its aint all worth shit. Caw caw! The ravens are singing, you are a cheese infested fuck. Ever stop to fuckin' think why this bullshit page operates at a loss? Well? Its because you are one fucking piece of shit and no motherfucking one gives a flying fuck! Debating debating and all that such! Fuckin' what does any of this bullshit have to fuckin' do with Fighting Ignorance I ask you and your monkey?? That's the fucking question. :D

Oh, and Twits 'o Hate, you couldnt be more wrong. I don't wear socks, schmuck.

Slip Mahoney
11-08-2001, 09:00 AM
Now look what you did, guys!

You broke BuddhaDog!

I wanted to play with him some more, but now he's gone over the edge and is hitting keys at random.

Keep going, fuckstick. If you live long enough, you'll type out the complete works of William Shakespeare.

Oh, dear. I've put a space between every line.

hawthorne
11-08-2001, 09:37 AM
Don't be confused Slip. It's from a flame generator and he mistakenly posted it in this thread. He meant to post it here (http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=94306).

Mac Guffin
11-08-2001, 09:55 AM
Wow. I mean, WOW. That was one wacky rant. Sounds like that guy that used to hang out on the corner downtown arguing with lamp posts.

The lamp posts kept winning.

BuddhaDog
11-08-2001, 10:52 AM
Damn.

That hurts

Especially coming from a 52 year old adult male who still fancies to dress himself up like a Jedi (http://www.users.qwest.net/~particlewill/) knight. :rolleyes:

Thats just :( ya :wally

Diane
11-08-2001, 11:09 AM
Anyone remember that movie Scanners?

GingerOfTheNorth
11-08-2001, 11:20 AM
Cool! Diane, wanna share a tarp for when his head explodes?

Tranquilis
11-08-2001, 01:57 PM
You broke BuddhaDog!
Heh!

The_Raven
11-08-2001, 02:24 PM
Originally posted by BuddhaDog
Caw caw! The ravens are singing, you are a cheese infested fuck.

Howyadoin,

Leave me outta this, you pustule-encrusted, syphilitic excuse for a goat-raping practice dummy...

-Rav

Munch
11-08-2001, 02:37 PM
Originally posted by The_Raven
Originally posted by BuddhaDog
Caw caw! The ravens are singing, you are a cheese infested fuck.

Howyadoin,

Leave me outta this, you pustule-encrusted, syphilitic excuse for a goat-raping practice dummy...

-Rav

Ha!

But back to the ensuing ridiculousness, I have a question. Is there such a thing as an ad hominem strawman? Because if there isn't I think that BuddhaDog just invented it. About 30 times in this thread alone.

xizor
11-08-2001, 02:38 PM
Originally posted by Esprix
And someone as bon vivant as you, named after an obscure Star Wars character, doesn't have a wife and children yourself? I am stunned.

Esprix

As long as you don't cast aspersions on all obscure Star Wars character namesakes, then I still love ya!

JillGat
11-10-2001, 01:05 AM
[[And someone as bon vivant as you, named after an obscure Star Wars character, doesn't have a wife and children yourself? I am stunned.

Esprix]]

Haha!