Are You Lost Royalty?

[Arden Ranger]

Name and Title Generator (http://title.flywheel.org/)

Lesser Countess of The Deviant Sexual Practice Bank and Trust

Forgive me sire, I was raised by a mad herd of wild cows.

[Verrain]

Paladin of Wee Ceramic Kittens.

I like it!

[Sue Duhnym]

Goddess of Deviant Sexual Practices...Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.

:)

[Juniper200]

Provost of Death, MC Juniper200, The Seldom Lucid

I'm having that put on my business cards. I love it!

[Ferggie]

"Yes, please" isn't funny??? ;)

Sincerely,
--the Lesser Baroness of Rubber Knives

[Katisha]

Contessa of Man-Haberdasher Love!

It has a nice ring to it...

[Mr. Cynical]

Acting Superintendent of The Sun

[Mr. Cynical]

Sub Boss of Procrastination, Scrum-Diddly Mr L. Cynical, Attorney at Law

Aawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww yeah.

[Arden Ranger]

I am also...

Baroness of All Things Not Pertaining to Sporks

Regent of The Divison For Investigating Deviant Sexual Practices VIII

And, lo, the Magic Eight-Ball hath spake.

Director-In-Training of Karaoke Bars

ALL YOUR TITLE ARE BELONG TO US.

Ha!

[The Tim]

Paladin of Mysterious Briefcases, Timothy Paul Groth

Wahoo! I'm a secret agent of some sorts.

[Darkrabbit]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Inspector Junior Grade of The Mauve Army of Camel Droppings, Scrum-Diddly ...


... DarkRabbit

[delphica]

Czarina Junior Grade of Satanic Altars of Bone

I like this. I like it very much. It's much better than my Star Wars name, which sounded like some third rate administrator from a mining planet, or my Wu Tang name, which I didn't understand.

You may all address me as simply "Czarina." No need to stand on ceremony.

[LindyHopper]

Godfather Maximus of Silly Boys and Their Bad Musical Taste.

Hmmm......

[Commander Fortune]

Co-Funkmistress of The Black Army of Cheap Canadian Beers

[LindyHopper]

Well, I plugged Dr. LindyHopper (well, just her name, not actually her) into it and it said...

Deputy of Woolen Mufflers, Inc.

Which is actually pretty cool.

[ITR champion]

Greater Dean of The Ancient Order of Stars, Darth ITR Champion.



A "Dean" is royalty? I always thought that a dean is the guy who punishes students when they pass out on the roof of the administration building.

[Ell]

General of The Black Army of Sporks, C. "Lighthouse" of the Kaufeld, the Tenth

In the unlikely event of a water landing, this title is designed to be used as a flotation device.

[Justin]

I am now Earl of Pimpin Ho's, Senor Justin B.

I got the Cool Name!

[Heloise]

Mecha-Governess of Leather Couches

Thankyouverymuch.

[Caiata]

Vice Governess of Talking Loudly In Movie Theaters

And wow, they're right too! I recall complaining quite vocally throughout Mortal Kombat: Annihilation, and more recently, O - of course, so was everyone else, but that's beside the point!

And Face/Off. God that was a horrid movie. If you have the criminal in the hospital why don't you just make him tell you what you want to know, rather than transfer his face? And the whole "plastic shell over the skull so the face isn't distorted by different bone configuration" really bugged me too. If John Travolta's head is bigger than Nic Cage's head, then it works quite well to put a plastic mold over Nic's bones to make the bigger JT face fit. But you'd have to shave John Travolta's skull (anywhere I can sign up for this?) in order to make Nic's face stick without distortion! Putting a bigger, plastic mold over the already-bigger head will just make the smaller face stretch!

Maybe they covered that during the first half of the movie but I was too ... er ... busy ... to notice :) [Heh - actually I came in extremely late, but I just sound much less stuck-up if I pretend I was making out!]

People hate me in movie theatres.

[tavalla]

I am now the Minor Funkmistress of Kissing Ass or, if I don't like that, I can revert to my secondary title, the Holy Sherrif of Retro.

I like that.

[Amazing Tiki God]

El Jefe of Things That Go "Bump" in the Night

I wish things went bump in the night for me...

[Sue Duhnym]

Originally posted by The Tim
Groth



Is your last name really Groth? That's my favorite Cabernet!

[Anahita]

Grand Raja of The Right Side of Triangle Theorems

[Cougarfang]

hmmm... i'm either Sergeant of Panties or Mega Sorceress Junior Grade of The Black Army of Stoopid Title Generators .

HEY YOU! YEAH YOU! THE ONE WITH THE PINK LACY PANTIES!

:D

[galen ubal]

Knight of Silly Boys and Their Bad Musical Taste, Sir Galen Ubal for my Doper name.

Inspector of The Division For Investigating Tufted Tit-Mouses, for my real name.

[Nortia]

Viscountess of The Cornfed Heifer Appreciation Society, Lady Nortia Jehosophat von Beck.

[Michael Ellis]

I'm the Lesser Deputy of All Things Not Pertaining to Donuts

[Fern Forest]

I was something of Beer for Breakfast. Although now I can seem to recall my exact title. Solution? More beer!

[Gyrate]

I am the Sheriff of The Klopfenstein Institute of Cloud Shape Analysis and Junior-High School.

[i]Respect mah authoritah![i]

[Watermelon Man]

Pasha of The Institute for Promotion of The Shimto Plains

so, what am I, after all??

[Gartog]

Co-Cardinal Emeritus of The Reformed Order of Passers-By, Don Gartog I. van der Joplin

Or

Master of All Things Not Pertaining to Kissing Ass, Gartog Roggow, the Seventh

Now you just have to stop turning around whenever somebody yells, "Hey, freak!"

Not sure which I prefer mayb both :)


Master of All Things Not Pertaining to Kissing Ass, Co-Cardinal Emeritus of The Reformed Order of Passers-By, Don Gartog I. van der Joplin-Roggow, the Seventh

Oh yes.

[Eutychus]

Co-God-In-Training of Erectile Dysfunction

Forgive me sire, I was raised by a mad herd of wild cows.

[Enuma Elish]

It started slow with:

Ranger of Plywood, Sheetrock and other Panel-like Building Materials, DJ Enuma Dink Elish

but then I was declared:

Secretary of Vibrators!!!!

Line up ladies!!! It won't cost you ..... much!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh the POWER!!!

but I like the third one best:

Uber-Fuhrer of Lifetime: Television for Women, Kissing Ass and Scopin' Hotties, Enuma Elish L.C.S.W.

You see it assumed my name was female and unknowingly placed me in a dangerous, and quite abuseable, position of power! Bwhaaaaaa haa haa! Your asses are mine!

[Barbarian]

Get on your knees and hail the Vice Alderman of Women's Prison Movies, Darth Bruce Protopapas.

I like this. [heavy breathing] Really like this.

We need a Darth smiley.

[Kbean]

Queen of Cannibalistic Rituals to the Glory of Cornfed Heifers...

Hmm...

[Steve Wright]

Screen name: Moff of The Right Side of Karaoke Bars, Steve Wolf Wright, the Fifth

Full name (which, admittedly, isn't that different): Abbot of The Ministry for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice

So... either I work for the Empire, or for the Taliban. Both of which are a) direly evil and b) really bad career choices. They don't even have snazzy uniforms, dammit...

[Kwyjibo]

Lesser Earl Maximus of White-Collar Crime.

Earl Maximus! Oooo!!!

So Mr. Torque? Who's the real Max now? :D

[Nortia]

Empress of The Institute for Promotion of Donuts, Nortia Walrustitty

Contessa of Breastseses, Nortia Kenobi

Marquise of Jock Itch, Nortia "Lighthouse" Garibaldi

[DaToad]

The Kinque of Vulgaria

[Kiki]

I shall henceforth be known as

Baroness of The Wonkavator

Provost Emeritus of Wieners, Darth [my full name]

Provost of Thick Candy Shells mmmm, M&Ms!

[johnboy]

I am "Associate Fuhrer-In-Training of Baby Monkeys, Johnboy, the Ninth."

I like monkeys!

[Nymysys]

Either Sister Nymysys, Co-Captain in Training of Panties

or

Sorceress of The Lego Coalition, Lady Nymy "Toastmaster" Sys

I dunno where the "Toastmaster" came from, but it has a certain ring to it.

Maybe I can combine them and lord over lego panties? It's worth a try.

[iampunha]

My three options:

Prince of People Who Say "Turn That Frown Upside Down"
Speaker of The Divison For Investigating Cowboy Spurs
Viscount of Stoopid Title Generators, Patrick Middlename Partoflastname, the Seventy-Twoth

Yeahhh . . .

[lno]

Oh-KAY then.
Major Attaché of Naughty Bits, Sir lno
I'll just go right back to work now.

[Tygr]

Are You Lost Royalty? No, I'm just Royally Lost...
Who am I? Who are you? What's for breakfast? Where am I going? And why am I in this handbasket?

Sincerely,
Drag Queen of Ramen Flava' Packets, Reginald Tygr
Vibratron™ Mining & Heavy Industries: Several Steps Behind The New Economy!

[Kilt-wearin' man]

Gave it a couple'a tries...got myself declared "El Jefe of the Olson Twins" which sounds more like a curse, then wound up with:

Gardener of Sidewalks, Darth Kilt-Wearin' Man


With the tagline at the bottom that made it all worth while:
"We are all Kosh."

[TruePisces]

On my first (and only, this time) try, I came up with

Sorceress of The Right Side of Stating The Obvious, Señora True Pisces, Pooky Butt

Certainly seems to fit me - ask anyone!

[moe.ron]

Sovereign of Raping and Pilaging

These people know way too much about my personal life

[Lord Jim]

I'm the: Marquis of No Pants, Lord Reginald Jim IV

Or: Lesser Moff of Invincible Sand Castles, Lord Jim H. Ellis
(they have me confused with JoeyHemlock)

Lord Jim

[slowhand53]

Mighty Centurion of The Institute for Promotion of The Wonkavator, (insert real name here)

... but you still make minimum wage.

[jmonster]

Well, I'm glad you guys like it. And if you have any suggestions, please email them to me.


Director Junior Grade of The Ridiculous Army of Waking And Baking, Señor Jesse Jensen, The Seldom Lucid

[Oncle Bière]

Agent-In-Training of Speed Bumps, Mr. Oncle T. Biere

[JavaMaven1]

You shall henceforth be known as:

Funkmistress of Objectivism, Java Maven Jones

Hey, that's what I call your mom in bed!

[Purd Werfect]

Acting Captain Emeritus of The Inept Navy of Big Beef Burritos Supreme

It's as if they have peered into the core of my very soul, and undaunted, reflected unflinchingly what was found there.

[tiny ham]

Superintendent of The Alliance of Small Kitchen Appliances

My god, I think that's perfect for a fuckladle like me

jar

[BiblioCat]

Maiden Name:
Mistress-In-Training of The Ivy League Beer-Funnel Team, Kinsey the XII

Married Name:
Associate Contessa of Yesterday Morning, Scrumptious Kinsey, Oppressor o' the Masses

[bouv]

Geez, my name is pretty bland. Not nearly as long or impressive as others.

General of Refrigerators, (real name.)

Not too interersting, huh? Hmm...I just tried again, apparantly it doesn't remember me, as I am also 'CEO of The Right Side of People Who Say "Turn That Frown Upside Down" (real name).' I like my third try best, however:

"Bard Maximus of Beef Jerkey, Mr. (real name)"

(I like this one because it's the first to call me Mr.)

[Flutterby]

I've done this before. I have a whole list I love but here I go again.

Co-President of Things That Go "Bump" in the Night, Miss Obsidian Flutterby

Internet Monkey, I have underestimated you

Associate Cleric Maximus of Paranormal Vegetables

Senator of No Pants

Über-Princess of Deep Throating, Obsidian Melissa Flutterby

Maybe you should get cosmetic surgery now

Raja of Various Silly Practices

Woman-at-arms of The Black Army of Black Helicopters

Lieutenant of Yesterday Morning

Kiss cookies goodbye, boring title freak! ARRRRR UMMM NUMMM NUMMMM...

Priestess of Belligerent Psychiatrists

Mighty Footsoldier Maximus of The Ridiculous Army of Kicking Oprah's Ass


Yes, I have no life. I love these titles.

[Infectious Lass]

I'm the Minor Alderman of the National Association of Songs About Trains.

Darn it! I wanted to be a sorceress! *sniff*

Oh but I like songs about trains! So that's okay!

mostly 'Driver 8' by REM though..

[bobkitty]

Let's see.. I'm apparently the Poobah of The Beechwood Inn, despite the fact that I have NO clue where the hell the Beechwood Inn is, nor do I know exactly why they would need a Poobah.

Married name is pretty cute... Holy Empress of Rhinoceroseseses. All I want for Christmas!!

And, I would like to point out that I outrank both Cougar AND Nym, as the Contessa of The Panty Society, Bobkitty van der Lord. ::snicker:: You must all do my bidding. Quick, to the PantyMobiletm.. we must away to the homes of all the attractive male dopers!

But my personal favorite has GOT to be: CEO of That Thingie That Hangs Down the Back of Your Throat. So many, many, MANY ways to misinterpret that.

Hey, Obsidian.. how do I get in on your "Priestess of Belligerent Psychiatrists"? :D

-BK

[Erika]

Constable of The Baby Monkey Coalition, Erika O. Ward

[bobkitty]

WAIT WAIT WAIT!!!

**This** is it. This is me. I'll keep the rest of them, but this is my all-time favorite. Announcing..

Baroness Junior Grade of Furry Wilderness Creatures.

Yay!

-BK

[Jane D'oh!]

Maharaja of The Right Side of The Matrix, Jane M. D'Oh XVIII

Where is the potato?

What's up with that potato stuff?

[Sassy]

Über-Sorceress of Procrastination, Sassy

but when I marry I will be:
Mayor of The Institute for Promotion of Various Silly Practices

or :)

Commander of Nipples

and my man will be:
Minor Lord of The Black Army of Panties

or

Mage of Death, *his name*, The Obsequious

[jmonster]

Originally posted by bobkitty
Let's see.. I'm apparently the Poobah of The Beechwood Inn, despite the fact that I have NO clue where the hell the Beechwood Inn is, nor do I know exactly why they would need a Poobah.

It's a little dive that my friends and I used to drink in, on the corner of Milwaukee and Wolcott/Wood (in Chicago).

Also, I gotta know, is it really that confusing that you can do it multiple times? I know that some of those lesser title generators tie it to your input, but my way just seems better, you know?

[Milossarian]

Mega Moff Emeritus of The Olsen Twins, Milo the Seventy-Twoth

[racinchikki]

I am the Mistress-In-Training of the Reformed Order of Naughty Bits. I wonder when I end my training?

[bobkitty]

Originally posted by jmonster
Also, I gotta know, is it really that confusing that you can do it multiple times? I know that some of those lesser title generators tie it to your input, but my way just seems better, you know?

Well, I for one have several names that I could put in.. it wasn't til I'd put the third one in that I realized there was a choice between 'these options again' and 'different options.' I'm just used to the more inferior generators that actually have something to do with what you type in. :)

[Arden Ranger]

jmonster? That is your generator?

I think this one os my favorite of all the ones I've seen lately! :D

A friend of mine has a link to it from his site. That's how I found it.

[BiblioCat]

Originally posted by Obsidian Flutterby
...Mighty Footsoldier Maximus of The Ridiculous Army of Kicking Oprah's Ass... Imposter!
That's jarbabyj's title!
;)

[jmonster]

Originally posted by Arden Ranger
jmonster? That is your generator?


Yep.

[purrplebear]

LOL. This was just too much fun. Thanks for the site. Let's see, it came up with several for me.

Minor Goddess of Encyclopeadias, Purrplebear N D'Pinklace
Okay, who told on me?

Woman-at-arms of the Ministry of Small Furry Animals, Karyn T. VI
Hey! They know me!

Chairwoman of Wee Ceramic Kittens, Karyn Elman
I only have ten, I swear!

Mayor of the Reformed Order of Evil Leapers, Purrplebear N. D'Pinklace
I'm not sure I want to know...

Empress of Cats and Mysterious Briefcases, Viki Poutylips
Works for me.

They know me too well, it seems. I did get a couple more, but since I'm a lady and don't talk like that, I won't repeat them here. :p

[Tyklfe]

Behold, for I am:

Earl of The Left Side of Precast Concrete Solutions, Kyle Jesse Cottle

&

The McNugget of The Lesbian Coalition, Kyle Jesse Cottle

[imthjckaz]

Poobah of Everlasting Gobblestompers, Imthjckaz Herring Wakshlag

2nd option

The Guy in Charge of Haberdashers, Imthjckaz van der Simon IV

3rd option

Mecha, Abbot of Passersby, Imthjckaz Alcatraz

[Ferrous]

Real name:Acting Bailiff of Sleeping With The Teacher

Acting? Here's hoping the real Bailiff stays away...

Screen name:The Birdman of The Klopfenstein Institute of Cloud Shape Analysis and Junior-High School, Snoop Doggy Ferrous Folger, Oppressor o' the Masses

"Help! Help! I'm being oppressed!"

Heh heh. Didn't know it was me, didja?

[HerMajestyLorna]

Representative of Zeppelins, Lorna Lillian of the Ellis

Not too bad. I expect y'all to remember that and will respond only to it...

[Icarus]

Originally, I was Knight of Rhinoceroseseses, Icarus

Then, after a palace coup I went into hiding and became Acting Raja of The Moon, Passers-By and Boxer Briefs, Mr. Icarus

Now, through a beneficial marriage, I can claim the title of Minor Viscount of The Klopfenstein Institute of Cloud Shape Analysis and Junior-High School, DJ Icarus

[Max Torque]

Originally posted by Kwyjibo
So Mr. Torque? Who's the real Max now? :D

You DARE speak to the Khan of Rhinoceroseseses, Jedi Master Maximillian Q Torque!

Loyal rhinoceroseseses! SIEZE HIM!!

[Persephone]

I knew if I hit that damn thing enough times, I'd get one I liked. I am....TAADAA!

Goddess of The Lesbian Society, Sister Persephone

'cept I'm not a lesbian. Not yet, anyway. :D

[a35362]

When I put in my full name, I got:

Bard of Youth in Asia, [my name].

When I went back and didn't put in any name, it gave me:

"You shall henceforth be known as:

Sheikh of All Things Not Pertaining to The Matrix,

Mrs. P. "I Found the Carrot" Nolt V"

And then it said:

"We'll bring you the thrill of victory, the agony of defeat, and because we've got soccer highlights, the sheer pointlessness of a zero-zero tie."

These people are far too silly.

[Michael Ellis]

Apparently, I'm also:

Warden of the Olsen Twins

Cardinal of Black Helicopters

Vice Admiral Lower Half of The Matrix

and

CEO Junior Grade of Making Cheerleaders

[Michael Ellis]

Originally posted by Michael Ellis
CEO Junior Grade of Making Cheerleaders

Should be

CEO Junior Grade of Making Cheerleaders Squeal

I previewed that post and still missed this one :rolleyes:

[xanadu]

"Contessa of Soapy Detergents"? Aw, I never get the good ones.