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Sweet 'Sota Girl
11-11-2001, 11:30 PM
Why do some people insist on WALKING through the McDonald's DRIVE-thru???

It is meant for cars, not pedestrians. Pedestrians are supposed to go inside!

Yes, "walking through the drive-thru" was fun in junior high and high school. But you are two GROWN adults. And not doing this to "recapture your youth". You were just being stupid.

And the fact that you stood at the window after placing your order (which you placed after me, but before I could DRIVE up to the window ~ hence MY order was going to be up first) instead of moving out of the way made it so that I had to be EXTREMELY careful not to hit you.

IGNORANTS!! UGH!

SPOOFE
11-12-2001, 12:04 AM
Wow. People actually do this. I thought that it's the kind of thing that people only say they're going to do when they're drunk and/or stoned.

Hanna
11-12-2001, 12:07 AM
I rode my horse through the drive through once.


I was only 16 so I hope I can be excused.


No, I don't live in Texas.

The Tim
11-12-2001, 12:08 AM
Well the McDonald's around here makes you go through the drive through after a certain hour, but I doubt that's what was going on. Sometimes the line inside is horrendous, and it makes it very tempting to walk through the drive through.

Heloise
11-12-2001, 01:36 AM
Actually, I thought you were going to mention a situation that happened to me once. I was going through the drive thru, got my food, and noticed that there was a TIP JAR on the counter, right beside where you pick up your food. What did these people do to deserve a tip?! Maybe they just felt that they weren't paid enough, so they would try to hit the customers up any chance they could get. But it was still a little stunning.

11-12-2001, 02:58 AM
Here in CA all the drive-thrus have signs which say "pedestrians will not be served" or something to that effect. I remember walking around Hillcrest (a community of San Diego) late at night and the only place that seemed to be open was the CrapInaBox drive-thru. My friend Chris and I walked up and tried to order but they refused to serve us, even though we whined. As we were wheedling, a car pulled up behind us and we moved aside for it. The driver rolled his window down and my friend Chris walked over to talk to him. The guy offered to place our order for us, so Chris told this kindly stranger what we wanted. The man ordered, pulled up and paid, and my friend Chris walked up to get our food and pay him. They exchanged some quiet words, Chris shook his head and handed the guy a five. After the man pulled away and we were walking, eating, Chris told me the man had offered him the food free in exchange for a blowjob.
If I'd known, I would have kicked the guy's ass: nobody underbids on this Pimp's manhoes! Sheeeeeeeiit! Fried food for a blow job? :wally

Sweet 'Sota Girl
11-12-2001, 06:03 AM
Zenzelli: Thanks for giving me the perfect start to my Monday morning. :)

Green Bean
11-12-2001, 06:22 AM
Originally posted by Boscibo
I rode my horse through the drive through once.


Heh heh. That's cool. "I'll have the Big Mac combo meal and a sack of oats please."

Cartooniverse
11-12-2001, 11:30 AM
Quite a few times, I've had to walk through the drive through ATM. I've no choice, sometimes ( for reasons that blow me away ) the bank sets up the ATM so that it is only accessable when the bank itself is open.

I walk up, and kind of scrunch down and do my thing. Now and then a car will drive up and give me dirty looks. Tough SHIT- I'm given no option at all. However, since the restaurant was open, they were just being assholes.

Hope you over salted their fries. :D

Cartooniverse

Esprix
11-12-2001, 11:31 AM
Originally posted by zenzelli78

I remember walking around Hillcrest (a community of San Diego)...

Mira Mesa checking in. Word.

Esprix

Gatopescado
11-12-2001, 12:21 PM
i was behind some cunt in a taco-hell drive thru. she must have ordered some monster order, cause when she got to the window, they told her it wasn't ready and for her to pull up and park, they would bring it to her when it was ready. she pulls up about 10 feet and stops. i pull to the window, grab my freakin' taco, then sit for about 15 seconds. (about 14 seconds too long, in my book, but i must have been feeling patient that night) she doesnt move, so i give her a tiny beep. this bitch looks back at me and says in the most cuntiest tone i have ever heard, "WHAT do YOU want?!?"

like, what the fuck do you think i want? i want to drive the fuck out of this goddamn line, and continue living my fucking life, lady! pull your goddamn piece of shit forward and out of my way!

i nearly got out and beat her with a tire iron. i swear if i had been driving my old ford pickup, i would have compacted her shitmobile into the retaining way!

"WHAT do YOU want?!?" i want you to taste your own blood!

(im better now, thanks! and by the way, the blow-job-for-fried-food-story was goddamn funny!)

clayton_e
11-12-2001, 01:23 PM
Originally posted by Boscibo

No, I don't live in Texas.

Alabama?

llamasex
11-12-2001, 01:29 PM
Sorry, I dont' see the big deal, maybe there was less of a line. Who cares if someone walks up to the drive through.

THespos
11-12-2001, 01:34 PM
I can understand restaurants getting POed when people walk through the drive-thru when it's busy or when the restaurant is open, but what about those fast food places that close the restaurant but leave the drive-thru open late? If you're walking by and there's no one in the drive-thru line, why wouldn't they mind?

Syzygy
11-12-2001, 01:36 PM
IANAL, but I think it's because the restaurant's liable if some idiot is walking in the drive-thru lane, and gets creamed when a driver doesn't realize he's there, because after all, it's a drive-thru (and thus vehicular traffic) lane. There might be some sort of paranoid security issue, as well.

abuse angel
11-12-2001, 01:36 PM
i don't personally see such a big deal about walking through the drive-thru, but it was pretty rude of them to get in your way. a drive-thru is meant for cars, and any pedestrians who happen to be about should get the fuck out of the way.

Sweet 'Sota Girl
11-12-2001, 01:37 PM
Originally posted by llamasex
Sorry, I dont' see the big deal, maybe there was less of a line. Who cares if someone walks up to the drive through.

I don't really care how long the line inside was, the drive thru is meant for people to "drive" thru it. Hence the name.

But more important than that (and my big issue with these people) was the fact that they then didn't get the heck out of the way so that I could get through after my order came up. It was more a concern for their safety than anything.

Syzygy
11-12-2001, 01:38 PM
Oh, and may I also say a hearty fuck you to the people who, although they plan to go inside to get their food, stand in front of the bloody drive-thru menu to decide what they want. Oh, I see brain damaged teenager is on the menu tonight! Sounds delicious. Urgh.

Chef Troy
11-12-2001, 05:25 PM
Originally posted by Cartooniverse
...I walk up, and kind of scrunch down and do my thing. Now and then a car will drive up and give me dirty looks. ...Cartooniverse Dude, I know there's a shortage of public restrooms out there, but if I saw you scrunched down next to the ATM "doing your thing" I'd give you a dirty look too. I mean, I have to DRIVE through there. I don't want to get anything nasty on my tires.

Neurotik
11-12-2001, 08:03 PM
I dunno, when I was in high school/early college working a summer job we would all go to the mcdonald's across the street because it was a convenient place to gather right after work and grab something to eat. They had that thing where the drive through stayed open for a few hours after the restaurant closed. One night we observed two guys (stoned off their ass) walk side by side up to the drive thru, the one on the left pretending to steer and shift. They picked up their food and walked about ten feet where they proceeded to change an imaginary tire on their imaginary car, and then picked up two girls (also stoned) who then hopped in their "back seat" and "drove off" with them down the street. It was one of the most fantastically amusing things I have ever seen.

But yeah, with more relevance to the OP, if you are a fast food place and I want food and you have the restaurant closed and there's nothing else around I'm going to walk through the drive thru. Although, I'll be sure to wait my proper turn.

Redboss
11-12-2001, 08:09 PM
Originally posted by zenzelli78
Fried food for a blow job? Seems reasonable to me. A "Happy Meal" I assume. I plan to lurk around my local Macca's after work tonight to see how the economy of burger/blowjob works out locally.

Redburglar

jayjay
11-12-2001, 08:19 PM
Originally posted by Redboss
I plan to lurk around my local Macca's after work tonight to see how the economy of burger/blowjob works out locally.

Redburglar

You want fries with that? :D

jayjay

Dale The Bold
11-12-2001, 10:38 PM
Originally posted by Devil May Care
I don't really care how long the line inside was, the drive thru is meant for people to "drive" thru it. Hence the name.

[lionel hutz]
A reasonable argument. However, we may all know very well what "drive" means, but there is no such word as "thru," so therein my lie the confusion. If it was called a "Drive Through" the implication would have been clear, you drive some sort of vehicle through it. But the use of the word "thru" could give the title various meanings. Is it a "drive" as in something you do with a golf ball or baseball? Is it like driving a post in the ground? No one can be sure of the context as there is no such word as "thru."
[/lionel hutz]

Civil Defense
11-13-2001, 02:14 AM
lionel hutz]
A reasonable argument. However, we may all know very well what "drive" means, but there is no such word as "thru," so therein my lie the confusion. If it was called a "Drive Through" the implication would have been clear, you drive some sort of vehicle through it. But the use of the word "thru" could give the title various meanings. Is it a "drive" as in something you do with a golf ball or baseball? Is it like driving a post in the ground? No one can be sure of the context as there is no such word as "thru."
[/lionel hutz]

Webster's Dictionary has conveniently defined the word thru (http://www.dictionary.com/cgi-bin/dict.pl?term=thru) for you. Don't shoot the messenger.

Esprix
11-13-2001, 02:25 AM
Civil, I thought that was me and woodstockbirdybird, but I could be mistaken...

Esprix

llamasex
11-13-2001, 10:50 AM
Originally posted by Devil May Care
Originally posted by llamasex
Sorry, I dont' see the big deal, maybe there was less of a line. Who cares if someone walks up to the drive through.

I don't really care how long the line inside was, the drive thru is meant for people to "drive" thru it. Hence the name.

But more important than that (and my big issue with these people) was the fact that they then didn't get the heck out of the way so that I could get through after my order came up. It was more a concern for their safety than anything.
I had drive (desire) to get my food quicker so I went thru it to get my food faster

NAH NAH NAH

grayhairedmomma
11-13-2001, 12:04 PM
There might be some sort of paranoid security issue, as well.

Many millenia ago, when I was but a lowly drive-thru worker, there was rule against serving persons who wanted to use the drive-thru as a walk-up service. The reason for this rule was very simple. The drawer of the cash register is within a foot or two of the window. While it is very difficult for someone sitting in a car to reach in - it is decidely easy for someone standing outside the window to reach in and rob the register. Not paranoid just cautious - it was really easy to open the cash drawer, basically all you had to do was push it - which anyone who used the drive-thru (or even if they came inside) could see how the cashier opened the register. It would've been exceedingly easy to wait until the drive-thru person went to get the order - to reach in, open the register and get a little "change back" with your meal.

Sweet 'Sota Girl
11-13-2001, 06:19 PM
Originally posted by llamasex
I had drive (desire) to get my food quicker so I went thru it to get my food faster

NAH NAH NAH

Ok, then don't turn around and try to sue me or my insurance company when I run your ass over.

nnnnnnaaaaaahhhhhhh!