It was a bomb, I KNOW!

[Kwyjibo]

SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Man...some people are so stupid!
This woman I work with is going on about how it was a bomb that blew up that plane the other day! I asked what she based this on.


"The witness's said they heard a 'boom' and then the plane blew up."
Ummm...so? What does that mean.

"Listen, they are just saying it isn't a bomb so people don't get freaked out. I don't care what anyone says, I know it was a bomb!"

:rolleyes:

"Ok then, what was it then?"

I don't know. I don't have all the facts. But according to the evidence, it looks like it was an accident, but sabotage has not been ruled out.

"Facts..oh you and your facts...I just know it was a bomb."

Well, you've just been added to my "List of People to Liquidate When I Take Over."

[lieu]

She's gotta be 18 before you can Liquidate her.

::d&r::

[Francesca]

Yeah, you can prove anything with facts!

[World Eater]

Im in full agreement with the op. If one more moron suggests that it was a bomb, im gonna slit my wrists.
It was an accident, deal with it. Sometimes a cigar is simply a cigar.

[lenin]

But it blew up! I mean, planes don't ever blow up on their own, right? I mean, even if faulty wiring causes a spark that ignites the gas tank, or the there's too much pressure in the engine, or a fuel line ruptured, there wouldn't be an explosion, right?

:rolleyes:

[Sofa King]

Planes don't kill people. People kill people.

[andros]

'Course, some of these are the same people who claimed TWA 800 was shot down by a SAM.

Sheesh. Had the Concorde waited a year, we could blame that on bombs too.

[Operator6]

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I am sick of this too....
Next person that does that I may just make a citizens arrest and call the police since obiviously the know-it-all feels they are a material witness and should share their intimate knowledge of the situation with the proper authorities.... :)

[Smeghead]

Originally posted by andros
'Course, some of these are the same people who claimed TWA 800 was shot down by a SAM.


Well, a guy at my work is certain that a SAM was responsible for this one, too. In fact, he claims that he knew that that would be the next attack method - sneaking SAMs into the US and shooting down planes from the ground.

[clayton_e]

Originally posted by Kwyjibo
SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Man...some people are so stupid!
This woman I work with is going on about how it was a bomb that blew up that plane the other day! I asked what she based this on.


"The witness's said they heard a 'boom' and then the plane blew up."
Ummm...so? What does that mean.

"Listen, they are just saying it isn't a bomb so people don't get freaked out. I don't care what anyone says, I know it was a bomb!"

:rolleyes:

"Ok then, what was it then?"

I don't know. I don't have all the facts. But according to the evidence, it looks like it was an accident, but sabotage has not been ruled out.

"Facts..oh you and your facts...I just know it was a bomb."

Well, you've just been added to my "List of People to Liquidate When I Take Over."


There are just some ppl in this world that are not worth the space they take up.. That person being one of them.

[Typo Negative]

Originally posted by Kwyjibo

Well, you've just been added to my "List of People to Liquidate When I Take Over." Just gotta say that is a great line!

[PhiloVance]

Thought the title said
"I was a bomb, I KNOW!"




As Rosanna Rosanna Dana would say, Never mind.

[lestrange]

Originally posted by andros
'Course, some of these are the same people who claimed TWA 800 was shot down by a SAM.

Sheesh. Had the Concorde waited a year, we could blame that on bombs too.

Hey, you're just not talking to the right people! Okay, so maybe the folks I've run into don't believe it was a bomb, but the Authorities are obviously Covering Something Up! No way that could actually happen by accident!

Sometimes I wonder if it might not be worth the jail time....

[Johnny L.A.]

Originally posted by andros
'Course, some of these are the same people who claimed TWA 800 was shot down by a SAM.
Yeah. "Frayed wiring in a fuel tank ignited the fuel vapours." :rolleyes: That's the same thing they said about Apollo 13! Everyone knows it was a Russian bomb!

[rushtopher]

Originally posted by PhiloVance
Thought the title said
"I was a bomb, I KNOW!"




As Rosanna Rosanna Dana would say, Never mind.

[hijack and nitpick with a side of drive-by]
No, Emily Litella would say that. She is deaf, and therefore would go on long editorials ranting about something she misheard slightly.

Roseanne Roseannadana would say, "It's always something, if it's not a toenail in your burger its some lady at your office who knows that the accident was a conspiracy"

[/hijack and nitpick with a side of drive-by]

[voguevixen]

Originally posted by Smeghead
Originally posted by andros
'Course, some of these are the same people who claimed TWA 800 was shot down by a SAM.


Well, a guy at my work is certain that a SAM was responsible for this one, too. In fact, he claims that he knew that that would be the next attack method - sneaking SAMs into the US and shooting down planes from the ground.

Jesus! I'm so sick of people bashing us "Stay at home moms!" Just because I like to take a break and watch Oprah doesn't mean I have time to shoot random planes out of the sky!

::squints at screen::

[Emily Litella]Oh. Never mind.[/Emily Litella]

[Tuckerfan]

Originally posted by lestrange
Originally posted by andros
'Course, some of these are the same people who claimed TWA 800 was shot down by a SAM.

Sheesh. Had the Concorde waited a year, we could blame that on bombs too.

Hey, you're just not talking to the right people! Okay, so maybe the folks I've run into don't believe it was a bomb, but the Authorities are obviously Covering Something Up! No way that could actually happen by accident!

Sometimes I wonder if it might not be worth the jail time....

I don't know about the jail time, but it sure would help the gene pool. (And why is it that the most ignorant fuckwits always have lots of kids, while the people with brains don't?)

[IMWOMANHERE]

Hey, we have instant food.
Why NOT instant accident analysis?
We must know NOW!