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Intergalactic Gladiator 01-04-2018 11:20 AM

I like bananas a bunch
 
You have to admit that they have appeal.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 01-04-2018 11:24 AM

Orange you glad I didn't say "banana"?

Biotop 01-04-2018 11:25 AM

I like parking areas a lot. They are for people with a good deal of drive.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 01-04-2018 11:28 AM

I like old school monster movies a lot. They're meant to frighten without a big margin of terror.

buddha_david 01-04-2018 01:18 PM

I dislike racism with extreme prejudice.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 01-04-2018 01:36 PM

I like distractions because ... hey, look, a squirrel!

Intergalactic Gladiator 01-04-2018 01:41 PM

I was going to become a vegetarian but then I realized that it would be a huge missed steak.

cochrane 01-04-2018 02:03 PM

Sex for me is a misdemeanor. The more I miss, da meaner I get!

Hoopy Frood 01-04-2018 02:26 PM

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

burpo the wonder mutt 01-04-2018 03:52 PM

I bet on Chewing Gum at the track today and up until the end, he was sticking to the rail.

Typo Negative 01-04-2018 05:34 PM

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

snfaulkner 01-04-2018 05:36 PM

I thought I was wrong once, but it turns out I wasn't.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 01-04-2018 06:11 PM

I like echoes, because when you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right...

Riemann 01-04-2018 06:30 PM

Stan's averse to poetry.

Biotop 01-04-2018 07:21 PM

I used to like only pears, but now I think outside the bosc.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 01-04-2018 08:15 PM

Who was purple and conquered the world?

Riemann 01-04-2018 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Prof. Pepperwinkle (Post 20703817)
Who was purple and conquered the world?

Attila the Plum?

Prof. Pepperwinkle 01-04-2018 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Prof. Pepperwinkle (Post 20703817)
Who was purple and conquered the world?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Riemann (Post 20703825)
Attila the Plum?

No, Alexander the Grape!

Riemann 01-04-2018 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Prof. Pepperwinkle (Post 20703826)
No, Alexander the Grape!

Yes, I was just trying to be creative.

Intergalactic Gladiator 01-04-2018 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cochrane (Post 20703019)
Sex for me is a misdemeanor. The more I miss, da meaner I get!

I'd recommend that you have sex on an elevator but that's wrong on so many levels.

Beckdawrek 01-04-2018 09:52 PM

What? Like going up and down?

Riemann 01-04-2018 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Intergalactic Gladiator (Post 20703944)
I'd recommend that you have sex on an elevator but that's wrong on so many levels.

You're just trying to push his buttons.

Spoons 01-04-2018 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by burpo the wonder mutt (Post 20703311)
I bet on Chewing Gum at the track today and up until the end, he was sticking to the rail.

Until he was beaten by Rubber Band in the stretch.

Riemann 01-04-2018 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spoons (Post 20704020)
Until he was beaten by Rubber Band in the stretch.

But then Anthony Weiner's Tiny Penis came through and won by a short head in a photo.

Spoons 01-04-2018 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Riemann (Post 20704036)
But then Anthony Weiner's Tiny Penis came through and won by a short head in a photo.

Yeah, that was a negative result.

Beckdawrek 01-04-2018 11:50 PM

Yea, that wiener was a dog!

Biotop 01-05-2018 12:07 AM

I studied to be a dog doctor, but I quit because I didn't like the lab work.

buddha_david 01-05-2018 12:17 AM

My great-grandfather used to work on the Navajo Indian Reservation, connecting electrical wire to all the outhouses. He was one of the first people to wire a head for a reservation.

Beckdawrek 01-05-2018 12:27 AM

I really hate bathroom humor. Quit while you're a head.

Spoons 01-05-2018 12:45 AM

Can it, already!

Beckdawrek 01-05-2018 12:57 AM

That's kinda crappy!

Riemann 01-05-2018 01:09 AM

It drives me round the bend.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 01-05-2018 07:22 AM

Yeah, bathroom humor is offal.

Oly 01-05-2018 07:36 AM

Eating offal takes a lot of guts.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 01-05-2018 04:29 PM

I like bananas, too, but now I gotta split.

Annie-Xmas 01-06-2018 11:37 AM

I didn't become a vet because I hated the CAT scan.

Spoons 01-06-2018 03:12 PM

There's got to be more of your story, Annie. Tell us the tail.

buddha_david 01-06-2018 05:10 PM

Ice cream, but no one heard me.

Beckdawrek 01-06-2018 05:14 PM

I can't hear you, because I have something in my eye!

Riemann 01-06-2018 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by buddha_david (Post 20707553)
Ice cream, but no one heard me.

If it's sundae, it's probably their day off.

boson 01-06-2018 11:46 PM

I look just like my twin. But he looks different.

Beckdawrek 01-06-2018 11:59 PM

Looks aren't everything. Just saying.

Siam Sam 01-07-2018 01:04 AM

New Year's resolutions go in one year and out the other.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 01-07-2018 02:12 PM

Should auld acquaintance be forgot, it may be senility kicking in.

Siam Sam 01-07-2018 02:46 PM

Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 01-07-2018 02:51 PM

...but it gives one such a lift!

Siam Sam 01-07-2018 02:52 PM

...if you push the right buttons.

Beckdawrek 01-07-2018 03:09 PM

If you go down¿

burpo the wonder mutt 01-07-2018 03:58 PM

How are you gonna get a little man in a boat in an elevator?

buddha_david 01-07-2018 03:59 PM

I thought about taking those moving stairs, but I didn't want to escalate things.


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